Dick Cheney shoots man [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

EliSnow

02-12-2006, 12:07 PM

CircusFreak wrote: WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and injured a man during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, his spokeswoman said Sunday. <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11312757/" target="_self">full story...</a>In two days, we'll find out that by doing so, he stopped a terrorist attack.  President Bush will say that quails hate freedom, and that the man was in the process of obtaining weapons of mass destruction for the quails.  As a result, we have declared a war on quails.

spoon

02-12-2006, 12:09 PM

But which side of the fence will the mighty beaver fall this time?

Death Metal Moe

02-12-2006, 12:15 PM

Who the fuck hunts quail anyway?  Ya gotta bag like 3 of 'em to make a decent meal for 2.Hunt something bigger you Republican pansy!

furie

02-12-2006, 12:19 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: he shot Dan Quail? 


18 years too late

Gvac

02-12-2006, 12:20 PM

The scariest thing is when asked why he shot the man, Cheney replied "just to watch him die."

Bulldogcakes

02-12-2006, 12:21 PM

The man was accidentally shot 57 times. Once by Cheney, and then 56 times by the secret service.

FUNKMAN

02-12-2006, 12:30 PM

‘It knocked him silly’ did cheney shoot him or was it sol rosenberg?

bobrobot

02-12-2006, 02:05 PM

From an AOL article "Fortunately, the vice president has got a lot of medical people around him and so they were right there and probably more cautious than we would have been," she said. "The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came."       If yer gonna get shot it's best to get shot by a walkin' heart attack on a stick!!! Holy Shit!!! The VP has an on call ambulance 24- 7 !!! Imagine the price tag havin' this asshole as 2nd banana to the commander and chimp! Maybe next time Cheney can take Bu$h hunting and they'll wipe each other out!!!<img height="229" src="http://www.oakridgehobbies.com/images/plastic_model_pix/amt_ertl_pix/31753.jpg" width="354" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 2-12-06 @ 6:11 PM

mendyweiss

02-12-2006, 02:18 PM

When Lil Cheney tells you to "Go Fuck Yourself" You better pay attention to his bad ass.

Doctor Manhattan

02-12-2006, 02:31 PM

Dick Cheney shoots man Like this is the first guy he shot since becoming VP

PaulF

02-12-2006, 02:32 PM

Did he say "It's coming right for us" before pulling the trigger?

FUNKMAN

02-12-2006, 02:33 PM

did he claim the man had wmd's?

pennington

02-12-2006, 02:49 PM

Cheney needs to go hunting with Ted Kennedy. Every day if necessary.

Bulldogcakes

02-12-2006, 02:51 PM

I'm very surprised this happened. I've done lots of business with Dick and I've always found him to be a straight shooter.

MadMatt

02-12-2006, 02:56 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: did he claim the man had wmd's? No, he thought he had GBMD's - Game Birds of Mass Destruction.  Cheney is a member of both the NRA and the CIA (the Culinary Institute of America that is)."You can have my Foie Gras when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers..."

FUNKMAN

02-12-2006, 02:57 PM

if i ever go to dinner with Cheney i will defenitely refuse any fresh pepper...

FUNKMAN

02-12-2006, 03:28 PM

BREAKING NEWS* Dick Cheney shoots man HOLY SHIT! What a coincidence. Dick accidentally shoots his buddy and George accidentally starts a  war...  go figure!it's whimsical<img height="260" src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/67/188667.jpg" width="144" border="0" />

torker

02-12-2006, 03:41 PM

tele7

02-12-2006, 04:34 PM

mendyweiss wrote: When Lil Cheney tells you to "Go Fuck Yourself" You better pay attention to his bad ass. If he did'nt follow that up with "Mr. Cheney" it would have been a headshot.

TheMojoPin

02-12-2006, 04:44 PM

"Shot him and DIDN'T kill him?  Psh...amateur.  I even murder people better than this administration."<img height="410" src="http://images.scripting.com/archiveScriptingCom/2004/10/25/clintonSalute.jpg" width="316" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

02-12-2006, 04:47 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: "Shot him and DIDN'T kill him?  Psh...amateur.  I even murder people better than this administration."<img height="410" src="http://images.scripting.com/archiveScriptingCom/2004/10/25/clintonSalute.jpg" width="316" border="0" />Allegedly.

TheMojoPin

02-12-2006, 04:49 PM

*Wink-wink*"What?  The president's a murderer.  You didn't know that?"<img height="207" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7b/Norm2.jpg/200px-Norm2.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

02-12-2006, 04:52 PM

TheMojoPin

02-12-2006, 04:57 PM

FUNKMAN

02-12-2006, 04:58 PM

COCKFIGHT!   um i mean OWLFIGHT!

Death Metal Moe

02-12-2006, 05:05 PM

Death Metal Moe

02-12-2006, 05:05 PM

FUNKMAN

02-12-2006, 05:31 PM

just don't post a BILL O'RLY...

spicedrum1

02-12-2006, 05:33 PM

Dick wanted to wack his buddy, didn't ya Dick!Next, Dick's coming to Canada to hunt some Liberal pheasent!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />

bobrobot

02-12-2006, 05:42 PM

just don't post a BILL O'RLY... How about Baba O'RLY???It's on the album, HOO's Next?

MadMatt

02-12-2006, 05:42 PM

spicedrum1 wrote: Dick wanted to wack his buddy, didn't ya Dick!Next, Dick's coming to Canada to hunt some Liberal pheasent!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />Huh, huh... you said Dick wanted to wack his buddy... huh, huh<img height="179" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/67/180px-Beavis_and_butthead.jpg" width="180" border="0" />

INFOSTUD

02-12-2006, 06:45 PM

What a dumb ass!!! One of the cardinal rules of Hunter Safety is "Be sure of your target and beyond."

Death Metal Moe

02-12-2006, 06:46 PM

Is there going to be a shooting from a west coast rapper now?

ADF

02-12-2006, 07:37 PM

Clearly, Cheney is taking an aggressive stance in coordination with our fish allies.

bobrobot

02-12-2006, 08:12 PM

I think the whole story is BS (buck shot... no,  make that BIRD shot)!<img height="158" src="http://www.qaronline.org/project/shots.jpg" width="286" border="0" />

Dudeman

02-13-2006, 04:49 AM

so what. john kerry shot a man also. oh wait, that was while seving in vietnam, not hunting for quail with a millionare lawyer.

02-13-2006, 05:33 AM

To fucking funny, cant wait for the Late Night Shows to run with this!

Greggie44

02-13-2006, 06:47 AM

Cheney's Vietnam service has been covered up.  He was in Doug Neidermeyer's unit.<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/69/1362/640/Neidermeyer.jpg" border="0" />

Bulldogcakes

02-13-2006, 03:46 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Is there going to be a shooting from a west coast rapper now?  No, but Arnold Scwarzenegger is chasing Willie Brown with an uzi as we speak.

TheQuestion

02-13-2006, 03:49 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">Greggie44 wrote: Cheney's Vietnam service has been covered up. He was in Doug Neidermeyer's unit.<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/69/1362/640/Neidermeyer.jpg" border="0" /><hr color="cococo" align="left">

http://www.tigersweat.com/images/anim05.jpg

FUNKMAN

02-13-2006, 04:14 PM

there were reports that they were gonna take Dick's gun away and he replied:"from my cold shaky hands"

Bulldogcakes

02-13-2006, 04:23 PM

Dick's a member of the NRA. <img width="220" height="168" border="0" src="http://pekingduck.org/archives/cheney.gun.jpg" /> "Guns dont shoot people, I do!" or  <img width="245" height="320" border="0" src="http://www.kevinmd.com/blog/hello/287751/320/dick_cheney-2005.07.17-18.47.28.jpg" />"My idea of 'gun control' is making sure I dont miss"

pennington

02-13-2006, 06:51 PM

Does anybody here listen to Air America? I'm sure there is someone over there screeching that the Bush administration did this on purpose to deflect attention from other things.

MadMatt

02-13-2006, 07:19 PM

I made this earlier tonight, and it's in the spirit of the thread...<img src="http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/5056/cheneygunanimation27wo.gif" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

02-13-2006, 07:21 PM

VERY FUNNY! Nice

Recyclerz

02-13-2006, 07:36 PM

Nice one Matt!As I'm sure the BushCo shills have already pointed out, Article 2 of the Constitution and the Congressional resolution passed after 9/11 CLEARLY give the President and Vice President authority to shoot whomever they want, whenever they want.  And if you disagree, you're obviously an alQaeda sympathizer who hates America first.orSee what happens when you don't pass the President's dismantling of Social Security?  The Vice President has to go out and kill all the old people himself.  Happy now?orCheney had a few drinkie-poos and thought the guy was a limo driver snooping around his bedroom.oret cetera, et cetera ...

tele7

02-13-2006, 07:37 PM

Funny as hell.  The fin really classes it up.

Death Metal Moe

02-13-2006, 07:40 PM

pennington wrote: Does anybody here listen to Air America? No.  Never.  None of us, not once.                  Seriously.  They eat ass.

HBox

02-13-2006, 09:23 PM

<a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/02/20060213-10.html" target="_blank">SHH!!!!!!!!!!! The Vice President has released a statement about the incident!</a>t has been brought to the Vice President's attention by the Texas Parks
and Wildlife Department this afternoon that, although he had acquired a
125 dollar Texas non-resident season hunting license, he lacked a 7
dollar stamp for hunting upland game birds. To address any questions
about the licensing:


-- A member of the Vice President's staff wrote a check for 140 dollars
understanding that this would purchase a Texas non-resident season
hunting license that would permit the Vice President to hunt quail in
Texas. It appears now that the license itself cost 125 dollars, and an
extra 15 dollars covered the cost of a Federal migratory bird stamp.
The Vice President did not need the Federal stamp, as he already
possessed one.


-- The staff asked for all permits needed, but was not informed of the 7
dollar upland game bird stamp requirement.


-- Because the requirement is new, the Department has informed us that
it is issuing warnings, and the Vice President expects to receive one.
He will take whatever steps are needed to comply with applicable rules.


-- In the meantime, the Vice President has sent a 7 dollar check to the
Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which is the cost of an upland game
bird stamp.The man really cut to the heart of the issue. You got to give him that much.

Bulldogcakes

02-14-2006, 02:24 AM

MadMatt wrote: <img border="0" src="http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/5056/cheneygunanimation27wo.gif" /> Nice! Very funny!! I actually heard a few dyed in the wool Bush supporters saying "The press is blowing this out of proportion" Which I'll guess they picked up from Rush, et al.   When the VP SHOOTS A MAN, I expect it to be front page news. Call me crazy.      

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-14-06 @ 6:29 AM

PaulF

02-14-2006, 02:49 AM

he lacked a 7 dollar stamp for hunting upland game birds.But he didn't shoot game birds. How much does the people stamp cost?

TheMojoPin

02-14-2006, 08:10 AM

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Monday night's Daily Show picked this up and ran with it beautifully."The vice president of the United States of America shot a 78-year-old man in the face" really can't be said enough.  Good times, goooood times...Cheney's gonna go all Aaron Burr on yo' ass!

Sheeplovr

02-14-2006, 08:13 AM

Does anybody here listen to Air America?
No.  Never.  None of us, not once.  
I Do 
not as much since RF came back and i got the Xm but then on Days
when there not on i listen back to Al and now and then i go to the
Majority Report but mostly when they have the comedian guests on or
music guests

HBox

02-14-2006, 08:28 AM

TheMojoPin wrote: Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Monday night's Daily Show picked this up and ran with it beautifully."The vice president of the United States of America shot a 78-year-old man in the face" really can't be said enough. Good times, goooood times...Cheney's gonna go all Aaron Burr on yo' ass!  They took a subject that easily could have devolved into some real hack comedy and took some interesting, funny angles on the whole thing. Great job by them."Don't let your kids go hunting with the vice president. I don't care how many no-bid contract's they are chasing or how many regulations they want removed, it's just no worth it."

Doctor Manhattan

02-14-2006, 08:34 AM

Bulldogcakes wrote:  I actually heard a few dyed in the wool Bush supporters saying "The press is blowing this out of proportion" Which I'll guess they picked up from Rush, et al.   When the VP SHOOTS A MAN, I expect it to be front page news. Call me crazy.  Damn Liberal Media. Al Gore shot dozens of senoir citizens in the face, some others in the ass. They never ran with those stories.

This message was edited by SKW on 2-14-06 @ 12:36 PM

FUNKMAN

02-14-2006, 09:41 AM

morning headlines" Cheney Leaves Shot On Friends Chin "

booster11373

02-14-2006, 09:49 AM

<h2><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/s/ap/20060214/ap_on_re_us/cheney_whittington_4;_ylt=AqhPZSAGjuXTK54lGJuoQTFq P0AC;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl">Hunter Shot by Cheney Has Heart Attack </a></h2>AP - 15 minutes ago CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - The 78-year-old lawyer who was shot by Vice President Dick Cheney in a hunting accident has some birdshot lodged in his heart and he had a "minor heart attack," a hospital official said Tuesday  The Vice President has been charged with attempted MURDER**not true but I wish it was

bobrobot

02-14-2006, 09:57 AM

I'd rather be a quail than Dick Cheney!!!<img title="quail" height="186" alt="quail" src="http://www.sonic.net/~ghaslam/callit/quail.gif" width="200" border="0" />

Doctor Manhattan

02-14-2006, 10:21 AM

booster11373 wrote: The Vice President has been charged with attempted MURDER**not true but I wish it wasSo if this really happened and he was on trial, would be remain VP during the trial or if convicted?

mendyweiss

02-14-2006, 10:44 AM

<img height="332" src="http://www.sithclan.net/episode2/perso/sidious.jpg" width="242" border="0" />and banker Harry ...... "You shall die!"

JamMaster

02-14-2006, 12:35 PM

This might turn into manslaughter though..Shooting victim has a heart attack<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/fc/us/bush_administration">http://news.yahoo.com/fc/us/bush_administration</a> SKW wrote:  booster11373 wrote: The Vice President has been charged with attempted MURDER**not true but I wish it wasSo if this really happened and he was on trial, would be remain VP during the trial or if convicted? 

This message was edited by JamMaster on 2-14-06 @ 4:37 PM

FUNKMAN

02-14-2006, 01:01 PM

"cheney penetrates friend with little balls"

SatCam

02-14-2006, 01:07 PM

Is there going to be a shooting from a west coast rapper now?
I hear the Canadian Geese are planning revenge this weekend...

http://www.knottydog.com/images/Book%203/Chapter%2010/DSC05484web.jpg

WRESTLINGFAN

02-14-2006, 05:19 PM

What would you rather do? Go hunting with Cheney or take a drive with Ted Kennedy?

bobrobot

02-14-2006, 07:37 PM

What would you rather do? Go hunting with Cheney or take a drive with Ted Kennedy?  Well, I can swim, but I ain't ...<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/BulletproofMonk.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 2-14-06 @ 11:42 PM

Bulldogcakes

02-15-2006, 03:50 PM

<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/15/politics/15cheney.html?ei=5065&en=7ea50da0d7acc478&ex=1140670800&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print" target="_self" title="Cheney faces charges if man dies">Cheney faces charges if man dies</a> Local officials have not considered any charges in the shooting
because no one in the hunting party, including the victim, has accused
Mr. Cheney of wrongdoing.
"Everybody that I've heard so far has said it was an accident," said
Mr. Valdez, who holds an elected position and is a Democrat. "The
victim probably told the sheriff's department it was an accident."
 Mr. Valdez added, "Now, if the worst happens and the man happens to die, we would take an additional step."
Under the law, even an accidental hunting fatality can result in
criminal charges. Mr. Cheney could be charged with negligence, defined
as failing to understand the dangers involved and disregarding them, or
recklessness, defined as understanding the dangers and disregarding
them. Cant you just picture Cheney in an orange jumpsuit? <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/15/politics/15cheney.html?ei=5065&en=7ea50da0d7acc478&ex=1140670800&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print" target="_self" title="Cheney faces charges if man dies"></a>

booster11373

02-15-2006, 04:01 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: <a title="Cheney faces charges if man dies" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/15/politics/15cheney.html?ei=5065&en=7ea50da0d7acc478&ex=1140670800&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print" target="_self">Cheney faces charges if man dies</a>      Cant you just picture Cheney in an orange jumpsuit? <a title="Cheney faces charges if man dies" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/15/politics/15cheney.html?ei=5065&en=7ea50da0d7acc478&ex=1140670800&partner=MYWAY&pagewanted=print" target="_self"></a>Yes I can, It would be funny after all the shady shit this guy has been involed in that he would go to jail on this

bobrobot

02-15-2006, 06:23 PM

Cant you just picture Cheney in an orange jumpsuit? The orange ball of prison rape!

This message was edited by bobogolem on 2-15-06 @ 10:24 PM

Evilpete

02-15-2006, 07:43 PM

Here is something I can't understand... How he could just  Shoot a man!!!

cupcakelove

02-17-2006, 12:59 PM

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/17/cheney/index.html" target="_self">http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/17/cheney/index.html</a>CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (CNN) -- Harry
Whittington said Friday he was sorry for what Dick Cheney and his
family have "had to go through" after the vice president shot him in a
weekend hunting accident. I can't believe this is real. <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/17/cheney/index.html" target="_self"></a>

booster11373

02-17-2006, 01:15 PM

Would he thank him if Cheney raped his daughter.

HBox

02-17-2006, 01:28 PM

It's official: Bush and Cheney could shoot their hardened supporters in the face, and not only will they still support them, they will apologize for being shot.I think we're dealing with a cult. 

This message was edited by HBox on 2-17-06 @ 5:28 PM

bobrobot

02-17-2006, 03:18 PM

Praise the Lord & pass the pepper!<img title="willing victim Whittington" height="353" alt="willing victim Whittington" src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/18/harrywhittington_wideweb__470x353,0.jpg" width="470" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

02-17-2006, 03:20 PM

looks like his face was on fire and somebody put it out with an icepick..that's just wrong! not too many people that can say they survived a shotgun blast to the chest, neck, and face

furie

02-23-2006, 05:33 PM

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/113815.jpg

bobrobot

02-23-2006, 06:08 PM

FUNKMAN

02-23-2006, 06:13 PM

FUNKMAN

02-23-2006, 06:25 PM

<img src="http://www.teachwithmovies.org/guides/moby-dick-DVDfiles.jpg" border="0" />              get it, Peck... Dick...  haha

suggums

02-23-2006, 06:26 PM

now that this isn't the least bit breaking news, can mods have fun with thread title editor?

bobrobot

02-23-2006, 06:41 PM

tele7

02-23-2006, 06:42 PM

BREAKING NEWS!  Lindy has landed!

Marc with a c

02-23-2006, 06:44 PM

AGAIN?

pennington

02-23-2006, 07:27 PM

Boy, since the port story broke this Cheney shooting story has just disappeared. I'm sure the Air America crowd thinks it was all planned by Karl Rove.And somewhere Cindy Sheehan is desperately searching for a TV camera...

HBox

02-23-2006, 07:31 PM

pennington wrote: Boy, since the port story broke this Cheney shooting story has just disappeared. I'm sure the Air America crowd thinks it was all planned by Karl Rove.And somewhere Cindy Sheehan is desperately searching for a TV camera...  Why would anyone think that Karl Rove would replace one horrible story with an even worse story? Is he gonna have Bush found in bed with a dead transvestite hooker to distract from the port story?

tele7

02-23-2006, 07:59 PM

pennington wrote: Boy, since the port story broke this Cheney shooting story has just disappeared. I'm sure the Air America crowd thinks it was all planned by Karl Rove.And somewhere Cindy Sheehan is desperately searching for a TV camera...All she did was lose a son.  She should be ashamed of herself.