Peter Benchley....DEAD

[ChrisTheCop]

<p>nbc news just reported that the author of Jaws has died. </p><p>more in a bit...just wanted to be 1st. nyah....</p><p>update; ok, heres the link. he's really dead. i know what a dead body looks like. ive seen one up close!</p><p><a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/OBIT_BENCHLEY?SITE=1010WINS&SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/OBIT_BENCHLEY?SITE=1010WINS&amp;SECTION=ENTERTAINMENT&amp; TEMPLATE=DEFAULT</a></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ChrisTheCop on 2-12-06 @ 7:06 PM</span>

[Gvac]

Holy coincidence, Batman!

I was just watching "Mythbusters" debunk a bunch of the stuff in the first Jaws movie.

[FUNKMAN]

he was a Great Whiter...

[Gvac]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br>he was a Great Whiter...<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Fan-fucking-tastic.

The only problem is the pyramid has been topped on the first try.

Way to ruin a bit, Funkman!

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Snatched from the JAWS of life!</font></strong></p><p><img height="496" src="http://www.sign-here.com/gifs/images/fm3334.jpg" width="409" border="0" /></p>

[Hottub]

Wow!! That's &quot;Deep&quot;!

[Death Metal Moe]

Peter&nbsp;go in the coffin, coffin goes in the ground, you go in the ground.&nbsp;Death's in the ground, our death.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 2-12-06 @ 7:09 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />he was a Great Whiter... <p>&nbsp;</p>Fan-fucking-tastic. The only problem is the pyramid has been topped on the first try. Way to ruin a bit, Funkman! <p>thanks but i'm sure we can come up with something better... just can't think of any right now</p>

[tele7]

Farewell

[TheMojoPin]

&quot;And the thing about a&nbsp;dead writer&nbsp;is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'...

[Dirtybird12]

And so, the &quot;Footloose&quot; curse begins....

[Mr.Pants]

Apparently he was a <strong>chum</strong> of Lyndon&nbsp;Johnson.

[Judge Smails]

<p>I think they should stuff him and mount him on the wall of his den.</p><p>&quot;Taxidermy man gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung 'im!!!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>when family members were interviewed 'much to their surprise' they claim&nbsp;he&nbsp;had a drink about an hour earlier and&nbsp;he said he was tired and wanted to go to bed...</p>

[Dirtybird12]

What a great movie was JAWS. It really was and still is one of the best movies of all time. <br />Fuck the other parts - whenever it's on - I always watch it.

[FUNKMAN]

i remember my buddy went to see it and told me i had to go with him to watch it. he also said there will be a part that would make me jump. even though i tried to prepare myself &quot;i jumped&quot; when that head rolled out of the hole in that boat...

[furie]

I hope he had nothing to do with jaws 4:The revenge which taught me that sharks are the fastest mose of transport

[tele7]

&quot;Where gonna need a regular sized Coffin&quot;&nbsp; I remember seeing Jaws at the Plainfield Edison drive in.&nbsp; Yes, Drive-In.&nbsp; The line of cars went up the road for about a mile.&nbsp; We used to sneak under the fence to watch the nude scenes in <em>Kentuky Fried Movie.&nbsp; </em>

[bobrobot]

<p>when family members were interviewed 'much to their surprise' they claim&nbsp;he&nbsp;had a drink about an hour earlier and&nbsp;he said he was tired and wanted to go to bed...</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">It went right to his head!</font></strong></p>

[ChrisTheCop]

<p>he had that drink, went off to bed, and was heard singing these last words:</p><p>Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies / Farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain. / For we received orders for to sail back to Boston / And soon never more will we see you again. <br /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>when the family was interviewed they reported Pete was having respiratory problems. the cause of death was a faulty oxygen tank.</p><p>go figure, killed by an oxygen tank?</p>

[ChrisTheCop]

i just hope they dont decide to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on the guy.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>when the family was interviewed they reminisced on how funny Peter had been, a regular barrel of laughs. As a matter of fact they said he was so funny he was like three barrels of laugh...</p>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;Where gonna need a regular sized Coffin&quot;<em>&nbsp; </em><p>Nice!</p>

[ChrisTheCop]

<p>suggested epitaph:</p><p>Here lies the body of&nbsp;Peter Benchley. Died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years he kept his virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity</p>

[TheMojoPin]

I'll bet you it was a heart attack.&nbsp; Doctor kept warning him that all of his unhealthy eating was gonna be a problem he ignored until it swam up and bit him on the ass, but did he listen?&nbsp; Nooooooo....

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Just when you thought it was safe to go to heaven...</font></strong></p><p><img height="380" src="http://www.sharkacademy.com/images/libri/160god.jpg" width="294" border="0" /></p>

[Billy Staples]

<p><font size="3">Say Hi to Pippin in doggie heaven</font></p><p><font size="3" /></p><p><font size="3">this is the tooth of an authorirot diefasterous magotmealious</font></p><p><font size="3" /></p><p><font size="3">(bang bang bang) what are you doing Chief Brody</font></p><p><font size="3">I'm closing the coffin</font></p><p><font size="3">I don't think you have the authority to do that</font></p><p><font size="3" /></p>

[ChrisTheCop]

I can do anything, I'm the chief of police.

[PapaBear]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br />What a great movie was JAWS. It really was and still is one of the best movies of all time. <br />Fuck the other parts - whenever it's on - I always watch it. <p>You, me, and Rob Zombie. I don't remember what radio show it was on (it might have even been that shitty Rosenpuke show), but Rob Zombie talked about how he owns that movie on VHS, DVD, laser disc, etc... but if he's flipping channels and sees that it's on, he watches it every time. I'm the same way.</p><p>I saw Jaws in the theatre, when it first came out. It was the day before my family left for the beach. Damn, that messed me up!</p><p>Farewell and adieu to you... &nbsp;And so nevermore shall we see you again. (I still miss Quint, too)</p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Holy coincidence, Batman! I was just watching &quot;Mythbusters&quot; debunk a bunch of the stuff in the first Jaws movie. <p><font color="#000066" size="2">I hear they are going to debunk a bunch of stuff from E.T., Close Encounters&nbsp;and War of the Worlds next.</font></p>