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Hottub
02-15-2006, 06:50 AM
<p><a href="http://www.optonline.net/News/Article/Feeds?CID=type%3Dxml%26channel%3D32%26article%3D17 335887" target="_blank">BATTLE CREEK, Mich. - A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender.</a></p>
Judge Smails
02-15-2006, 07:06 AM
<p>I guess he doesn't want to be made to feel like the black sheep of the neighborhood, but to me he's just a baaaaaaad man and deserves what he gets.&nbsp; Ge ge ge&nbsp;ge</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
Dirtybird12
02-15-2006, 07:19 AM
oh how i ache for the sheepy horn
torker
02-15-2006, 07:19 AM
<p>He could always go on the lamb.</p>
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 07:24 AM
<p>The cops said he&nbsp;tried to&nbsp;pull the wool over their eyes...</p>
Sheeplovr
02-15-2006, 07:27 AM
<p>he said it wasn't him it was the One Armed RAM</p><p>eh thats bad sorry&nbsp;</p>
Dirtybird12
02-15-2006, 07:31 AM
not just bad my friend... but bahhhhhhhd
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 07:40 AM
<p>the police were so disgusted when they busted in and caught the man with his pants around his ankles and thrusting at the backside of the sheep all they could say is</p><p>EWE!</p>
landarch
02-15-2006, 07:54 AM
<p>I wonder if the fines involved will fleece his bank account.</p>
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 07:59 AM
<p>they way he&nbsp;had her head banging off the headboard he may also be charged with battering ram...</p>
Judge Smails
02-15-2006, 08:17 AM
<p>When asked how he could perform such a heinous act, the man replied:</p><p>&quot;There's really mutton to it.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sorry, I'm done now.</p>
SatCam
02-15-2006, 11:18 AM
Earlier today, Charlie Horse was arrested in connection with the attacks...

http://www.current.org/people/p814s.jpg
sr71blackbird
02-15-2006, 02:30 PM
<p>I heard they said the sheep had no nose.<br />I asked: &quot;He had no nose?&nbsp; How did he smell?&quot;</p><p>The answer? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br />&quot;Terrible!&quot;</p>
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 02:42 PM
<p>a curious policeman asked him if she was that good. the man replied &quot;yes, she's got the chops&quot;...</p><p>now i'm getting hungry</p>
Bulldogcakes
02-15-2006, 02:59 PM
Stories like this really get my goat. <br />
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 03:03 PM
<p>it looks like&nbsp;additional charges are going to filed against this guy, they found some grass...</p>
Bulldogcakes
02-15-2006, 03:06 PM
<p>Battle Creek MI. Where men are men and sheep are nervous. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>BTW- How the hell has Sheelovr not posted in this thread yet?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 2-15-06 @ 7:12 PM</span>
Sheeplovr
02-15-2006, 03:41 PM
<p><span class="postbody">BTW- How the hell has Sheelovr not posted in this thread yet?</span></p><p>pssst i was the 6th post&nbsp;</p>
Bulldogcakes
02-15-2006, 03:44 PM
<img width="178" height="264" border="0" src="http://static.redjupiter.com/images/kerndems/dohhomer.gif" /><br />
FUNKMAN
02-15-2006, 04:00 PM
the man knew from the moment he laid eyes on her that he wanted to flock her...
torker
02-15-2006, 04:31 PM
<p><img height="280" src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2004/09/25/btshep125.jpg" width="200" border="0" /><img height="325" src="http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/-/8/shephard.jpg" width="213" border="0" /></p><p><img height="368" src="http://vesuvius.jsc.nasa.gov/er/seh/shepard.jpg" width="394" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="195" src="http://www.thismoment.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/blog/cybill.jpg" width="200" border="0" /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="656" src="http://thebiblerevival.com/clipart/JOHN%2010%20-%2014%20%20The%20good%20shepherd.jpg" width="258" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 2-15-06 @ 8:34 PM</span>
sr71blackbird
02-15-2006, 05:45 PM
<img height="374" src="http://www.greatguy.com/3shepherds.jpg" width="273" border="0" />
Judge Smails
02-24-2006, 12:47 PM
<p>Apparently, they handle things a little differently over in the Sudan.</p><p>Link:&nbsp; <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm">http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm</a></p><p><font size="2"><strong>A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his &quot;wife&quot;, after he was caught having sex with the animal.</strong> </font></p><p>The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. </p><p>They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. </p><p>&quot;We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,&quot; Mr Alifi said. </p><p><!-- E SF -->Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. </p><p>&quot;When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up&quot;. </p><p>Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. </p><p>&quot;They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife,&quot; Mr Alifi told the newspaper.</p>