I Always Put The Seat Down!

[The Blowhard]

I just wanted to say that.;)

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[The Blowhard]

Thanks, but please, stop hanging bras on the doorknobs! ;)

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

[Pootertoot]

I never put the seat up to begin with. I inevitably get pee on the seat, but I wipe it off. Is that noble?

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[Dan]

OK, this is a very sore subject with me.

I grew up with 3 sisters (and a mom) and if I ever left the seats up, I would have gotten beat with sticks.

BUT, they NEVER put the top seat down when they were done. So, I had to pick one seat up before I started and put two down at the end. But, they only had to pick one up before they went, and put none down after they went.

I always thought it was a crappy double standard. And my 3 sisters owe me thousands of seat movements.

EVERYONE SHOULD PUT BOTH SEATS DOWN AFTER.


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[Captain Rooster]

Thanks, but please, stop hanging bras on the doorknobs!


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[The Blowhard]

I can relate Dan. I grew up with two older sisters and the whole "seat thing" was always an issue. Things got really bad when I started drinking and developed really bad aim. "YOU PEED ON THE SEAT"! Since then, I have become an excellent marksman.
I wish ESPN2 had a peeing competion! ;)

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

[Captain Rooster]

Of course I leave the seat down...
the issue is...I piss all over the seat and leave a little moist treat for the next nice lady or gentleman to enjoy when the have a seat on their wet little throne.

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[JustJon]

Since the woman practically accuses me of being ocd when it comes to cleanliness, I will not lift the seat in a public toilet. I will not touch the flusher with my hand (I step on the handle).

In a private residence, I figure my friends are clean enough and am more than happy to lift the seat and put it down when I'm done.

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[The Blowhard]

Did you ever use a friends toilet and be forced to flush more than once due to "floaters"? Meanwhile, your friend is like: "What the hell is he doing in there?


"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

[JustJon]

Just tell them it's the courtesy flush. I think they'd rather shrug that off than have to break out the plunger.

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[Sheeplovr]

I never understand what the big deal about the seat being up or down.
I was told once that girls sometimes sitdown and fall in.

who would be that dumb to fall in its really an odd thing to complain about

its not like diareaha on the wall witch i understand compleatly but it was an accident on my part.

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[The Blowhard]

It's all about respect Sheep.
Women hate sitting on the cold bowl without a seat, especially if a guy previously peed there, wetting the outer edges and leaving a pube or two. When my lady pees, I make sure the toilet is clean enough to eat on. Sorry, I'm just an old fashioned romantic!;)

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[The Blowhard]

This past weekend I was actually complimented by a lady friend for doing this.
Is is really such a big deal?

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[french bread pizza]

yes it is such a big deal.

in my apartment, there's 4 girls..and any male that visits that doesn't put the seat back down is mad fun of and forced to put it down or never return...if they do put it down, we praise them...they seem to like it..hehe


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[The Belcher]

I was complimented recently also for putting the seat back down. Little did she know that my diarrhea was covering the underbelly of the throne, so I had to put it down. God forbid I should touch my own feces if I tried to clean it off. Yecch. Leave it for somebody else!



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[The Blowhard]

Why do so many women have that crappy potpurri sitting on their toilets? I think it smells worse than what's in the bowl.;)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

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my bf left the seat up today and i almost sat in toilet water!!! i caught myself at the last minute.. and since its such a small ass bathroom.. i almost landed in the shower.... scary! but i pulled it off like i did nothing wrong... WHAT? IM FINE... JUST TRIPPED!

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[HordeKing1]

Kudos to Heckler for leaving the toilet seat down, but as to the latter part, I still don't recomend eating from the seat no matter how clean it is.

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[The Blowhard]

My toilet is so clean that you can eat off of it. Hell, sometimes I even eat on the toilet, but that's another future thread! ;)

"It takes good taste to truly appreciate bad taste"-John Waters

[The Blowhard]

Last night I left the seat up and caught hell.
And adding insult to injury, my aim was a little bit off too.

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[FUNKMAN]

I always do to... I also take a big handful of toilet paper and wipe the rim of the bowl... Nothing more disgusting than a dried puddle of urine on the rim...

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[Silly Puddy]

I'm good about the seat, but I get nailed for not flushing. Sometimes I'm doing my thing and just as I'm done something will distract me and I'll forget to flush. It could be the dog coming into the bathroom (stop it, you sickos) or my wife asking me something and making me lose concentration, or if I'm brushing my teeth while I relieve myself, I'll just forget to flush.

BTW did anyone else crack up in knowing hilarity during the morning after bathroom scene with Jim Carrey in "Me Myself and Irene"? I've so been there.


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[Yerdaddy]

BTW did anyone else crack up in knowing hilarity during the morning after bathroom scene with Jim Carrey in "Me Myself and Irene"? I've so been there.

The V pee scene? That was great!

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[impactplayer2k1]

There's only 2 things i find amuzing: girls farting & girls falling into the toilet. God thats funny.

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girls falling into the toilet. God thats funny


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