View Full Version : My aprtemnt is falling apart
CYYYFYYY
02-18-2006, 10:30 AM
<p> </p><div><p>My water pressure all of a sudden sucks</p><p>When I use the shower I only get scolding hot water or ice cold</p><p>My Dishwasher is no longer working</p><p>I cannot control my radiator</p><p>My printer and print cartridges are not aligned</p><p> </p><p>I need HEEEEEEEELLLP!!!!!</p></div>
JamMaster
02-18-2006, 10:40 AM
<p><strong><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><font color="#000000">"My aprtemnt is falling apart</font> <font color="#000000">"</font></font></strong></p><p>So is your English....Ah ge ge ge</p>
GwEnYpOo
02-18-2006, 10:52 AM
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FUNKMAN
02-18-2006, 01:09 PM
<p>depart with thee apart</p><p>ment</p>
Tenbatsuzen
02-18-2006, 02:27 PM
<p> </p><strong>CYYYFYYY</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p>*><p>My water pressure all of a sudden sucks</p><p>When I use the shower I only get scolding hot water or ice cold</p><p>My Dishwasher is no longer working</p><p>I cannot control my radiator</p><p>My printer and print cartridges are not aligned</p><p> </p><p>I need HEEEEEEEELLLP!!!!!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>It's called "calling your super or your landlord", and if they can't help the problem, LEAVE.</p><p> </p>
Bulldogcakes
02-18-2006, 02:42 PM
<p> </p><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<p>It's called "calling your super or your landlord", and if they can't help the problem, LEAVE.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>He lives on the Lower East Side in Manhattan, and somehow I suspect he isn't paying market rates for his place. Sounds like one of those old rent stabilized/controlled apartments where nothing works and the landlord doesn't want to fix anything because he's not making any money on his unit. <br /></p><blockquote /><p> </p>
torker
02-18-2006, 05:51 PM
<p> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/81/topic/48806">My aprtemnt is falling apart</a> </p><p>Now he's a court jester with a broken heart</p>
CYYYFYYY
02-18-2006, 08:24 PM
I have maintence men but they say it will take awhile for them to fix. I fixed my printer today. They say they are not responsible for my washing machine. I have a nice apartment just for some reason everything is going down all at once. By the way one of my phones broke today.
Death Metal Moe
02-19-2006, 05:50 AM
Have you recently pissed on any Indian graves or maybe cast a spell that went wrong? Sounds like you gots da Bad Juju my man. Start cutting chickens open until it goes away.
GwEnYpOo
02-19-2006, 07:01 AM
LET THE POOR CHICKENS LIVE
That scolding hot water sure sucks. I mean, it's bad enough when the temperature isn't right, but when it won't stop nagging you about all those little things you've done wrong? Man, that plain blows assballs.<br />
Death Metal Moe
02-19-2006, 08:14 AM
<p>Scalding > Scolding</p><p>LOL!</p>
monsterone
02-19-2006, 10:05 PM
<p> </p><p> </p><strong /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />
<p> </p><p> </p><p>Scalding > Scolding</p><p>LOL!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>and he's a mod!!!!111 he stinks!!!111 insert stupid "oh really" image here.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>buy renters insursnce and burn it down next day. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>then give me half for consultation. <br />
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CYYYFYYY
02-20-2006, 08:32 AM
I lost a notebook with important stuff in it. It has never left the apartment and I have been looking for it for two days now and I can't find it. WHO HEXED ME!
Death Metal Moe
02-20-2006, 08:38 AM
<p><img height="200" src="http://image.www.rakuten.co.jp/americanpie/img1007750792.jpeg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>"I wanna Hex you up!"</p>
Snoogans
02-20-2006, 10:07 AM
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