big as card member?

[aaronb_dsn]

<p>been an o&amp;a fan since xm and now that i have been listening to r&amp;f i have liked them from the begining but i think they are becoming my fav! no disrespect to o&amp;a.</p><p>now for my question, is the big ass card a real thing or do people just make it up when they call. if its real how do i get my official ron anf fez welcome package...</p><p>i have to ask on every post: why dont they replay r&amp;f during the week after the o&amp;a replay! unfortunatly i miss some of the show and i want to hear the replay!!!</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>QUICK!</p><p>Somebody lock this before word gets out!</p>

[bobrobot]

<p>how do i get my official ron anf fez welcome package</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Got yer&nbsp;package right here, Budday!</font></strong></p><p><img title="WELCOME package!" height="787" alt="WELCOME package!" src="http://leatheroaks.org/Waders/Base/IMG_0913a.JPG" width="480" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i've seen big asses and i've seen cards but i've never saw a card with a big ass...</p>

[TheRealEddie]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>aaronb_dsn</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp;how do i get my official ron anf fez welcome package...<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Man, that's rich. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

[Fallon]

<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/46/Topic/46857/page/Ron___Fez_Replay_Schedule.htm" target="_blank">Replay schedule</a>.&nbsp;</p><p>WTF is a bigass card?&nbsp;</p><p><img width="150" height="327" border="0" src="http://auntiestreasures.com/images/medium/Sterling-Silver-Number-4-inch-Charm-ch-bbih-e-cfaw_MED.jpg" /></p><p><img width="210" height="144" border="0" src="http://richardphillips.org.uk/number/N4.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p><img width="149" height="294" border="0" src="http://www.birthdaycraftsandsupplies.com/birthday/images/Pinatas/Number%201%20Pull.jpg" /></p><p><img width="231" height="331" border="0" src="http://www.irasperipheralvisions.com/images/number-3.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[torker]

<p>now that i have been listening to r&amp;f i have liked them from the begining </p><p>Well said.&nbsp; Welcome to the board.</p>

[mikeyboy]

<p>I have no idea.</p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/bigasscard2.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

[spot]

Numbers? There are no numbers..

[Garcia525]

I don't know anything about numbers.&nbsp; Then again I have a bone to pick with Al Dukes.&nbsp; I think this waiting period is way too long.<br />

[jlehane]

The big ass cards and numbers are from the early days at wnew/90's/2000's(?).You'd have to go back in a TIME MACHINE.

[marcpsych]

<span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Well, thanks to Mikeyboy, it looks like the closely-guarded secret is out now! <p>&nbsp;</p></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">The Big Ass cards were from a radio gimmick Ron and </span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"> did at WNEW in NYC some years ago when they first started gaining popularity.&nbsp; Pre heart attack </span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"> was significantly heavier than he is now, esp. way back in the WNEW days, when the free Hard Rock food fell down like manna from the sky, and listeners often came bearing edible gifts.&nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Ron would often make jokes about the size of </span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">'s rear, and, of course, the listeners got in on the act.&nbsp; I even think there was more than one comedy pyramid about this at </span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">'s expense (ex: &quot;</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">'s ass is so big, he doesn't go to a proctologist, he goes to a landscaper!&quot;).&nbsp; Of course, </span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"> finally got fed up with this and challenged one or two listeners to come down to the studio to get their ass measured against his to see whose was bigger.&nbsp; Well, as it turns out, the Ron and </span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"> listeners (at least back then) were a heavy lot, and 2 listeners had their bare asses measured on the air.&nbsp; If their asses were&nbsp;bigger than </span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">'s, then they had to get a chest tattoo saying, &quot;My ass is bigger than Fez Whatley's,&quot; under which would also be tattooed a picture of a rear end wearing a fez hat.&nbsp; If </span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">'s ass was bigger, then they got a cool gift from the Big Ass prize closet, which gained its name from this contest. <p>&nbsp;</p></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Well, I believe </span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana"> split 1-1 at the time, so we got to hear and see pictures of some heavy listener named Rick Delgado getting his chest tattooed with a fez hat, but someone also walked away with a Nintendo and a lifetime subscription to Pro Wrestling Illustrated.&nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p></span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Of course, this could not go on all the time without growing old, so as more and more listeners called in to do the contest, Ron and </span><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fez

[FUNKMAN]

<p>HOOAH!</p><p>i think the boyz are hoping the 'old school' call in will fade away. it seems they have been getting less and less enthusiatic about it.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; just the way it seemed to sound to me recently...</p>

[Gvac]

<p>Wow! Judging by the numbers of the BACs, there's a lot of new fans!</p><p> </p><p><img border="0" src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/BAC.jpg" /><br /> </p>



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gvac on 10-22-06 @ 10:31 AM</span>

[MadMatt]

<p><font size="2">For some reason I've always wanted to call in with&nbsp;<strong>BAC #3.14159</strong> -- but of course I realize that would be retarded, so I haven't.</font></p><p><font size="2">Thanks for the rundown <span class="name"><font face="verdana" color="#000000"><strong>marcpsych</strong>.&nbsp; As a new XM listener, I wondered about the <strong><em>full</em></strong> backstory.&nbsp; I have been able to glean the basics but not the details.</font></span></font></p>

[Doogie]

Remind me never to share secret information or talk about doing hits around you people. Many of you rolled like a stoolie on a Don. This should be the Sammy the Bull thread.

[jlehane]

Thanks Marc,that bit is getting old,but seems important for the old fans.To me it just breaks up the flow of the calls,like the annoying 15 seconds of the caller realizing he "got thru" and gets flustered and stumbles his/her speech.Likewise Stern was also pissed and bumbling callers.Don & Mike would announce they'd hang up on any caller who started out with "How Ya doing?" which is a hard habit for many to break. I'm glad the bit was explained,and view secrets against the Newbie listeners pretty childish like girls in a circle tittering on a playground,excluding the new girl from their games. I'm a champion for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer who lights the way for Satan's slay.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by jlehane on 2-20-06 @ 12:38 PM</span>

[Salsashark]

<p>This kinda makes me sad.</p><p>I've been a R&amp;F listener since they came to XM, and a lurker on RF.net as well. As I listened to the show and got a feel for things, I understood (I thought) of BAC. I feel bad that people get their balls busted just for asking for an explanation. Especially for a bit that was from the old show. Some of us (Akron OH here) didn't have the ability to listen to R&amp;F when they were at WNEW and WJFK, so we're just catching on.</p><p>As a matter of fact, I spent about an hour searching the net to figure out what a 'comedy pyramid' was just so I wouldn't post on here and get my balls busted. Now, I'm probably about to get them busted anyway.</p><p>This is my first post.</p><p>miss being a lurker.</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody"> I wouldn't post on here and get my balls busted. Now, I'm probably about to get them busted anyway.</span></p><p>This Salsa Shark kid here i like em<br />
</p><p>good name and good tude</p><p>your okay in my book you get 5 points <br />
</p><p>just dont step on moe it's okay just enjoy the mystery <br />
</p>

[jlehane]

Glad you asked.It's one of the everlasting bits because it's all up to the callers whether it flies or crashes and burns.It's like a running joke that people make up their own punchline along a certain comedy set-up line.For example,"fez's ass was so fat when he was a kid....(fill in the blank)...so people call in with their punchlines and after about 10 or 20 calls hopefully someone will TOP the others by giving the funniest line and be the "winner"...maybe a goofy prize...maybe not.The callers sometimes BLOW IT terribly and ron will piss an moan about how LOUSY they are and say he can't continue the bit...YOU RUNED it.

[ChildofFez]

<p><img src="http://odeon.hu/img/szemely/20069.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>These arent the cards your looking for</p><p>You've never heard of a big ass card</p>

[coffeeal401]

<p>That about&nbsp; says it all BA2135</p>

[BillySchwaggles]

<p>#205!!!</p><p>hooooo-ah!!!</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Four-something.</p>

[jlehane]

To me it's like callers starting by announcing their dick size proudly...like anyone else cares.

[Earlshog]

<strong>jlehane</strong> wrote:<br />To me it's like callers starting by announcing their dick size proudly...like anyone else cares. <p>BAC holder 11 and a half checking in </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Whooo --- AHHH</p>

[Gregfromjersey]

I lost my Big Ass Card...My life now has no meaning...I got it back in 2000, but i lost it sometime after they left WNEW...<br />

[JerseyRich]

833&nbsp; is the way to be!<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

9170 motherfuckers!!!

[FUNKMAN]

14345 staying alive staying alive...ahh ahh ahh ahh staying alive staying alive ahh ahh ahh ahh staying aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive....

[suggums]

<p>i make up a new number every time i call in...sike, but you might as well<br /></p>

[poopshoe]

anyone selling Big Ass Card Memberships on Ebay?&nbsp; Or considering doing so?

[angelinad128]

9497 over here

[Marc with a c]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>poopshoe</strong> wrote:<br />anyone selling Big Ass Card Memberships on Ebay? Or considering doing so?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>how much do you want for one?<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[BoondockSaint]

Unfortunatly, I don't have a big ass member, just a big ass.

[suggums]

just get a obey fez tshirt instead<br />

[Hosp]

<p>Maybe when you realize that the ASS in Big Ass stands for All Secret Society, you'll get the joke of playing it off when someone asks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>553</p>

[TheRealEddie]

Damn, it took forever to get my BA card. My number is a MASSIVE 20261.<br />

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">
833&nbsp; is the way to be!</span></p><p>Damm you rich you know 333 is the way to be &nbsp;</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>TheRealEddie</strong> wrote:<br />Damn, it took forever to get my BA card. My number is a MASSIVE 20261.<br /><p>That was your post #420...let's celebrate</p>

[Marine Pilot]

<p>BAC #28391</p><p>Anyone got a higher number than that?</p>

[more cowbells]

<font size="2">B.A.C.#9968 bitches!</font>

[SCUBAdiva]

<p>I thought Rick Delgado was O &amp; A's producer back in the WNEW days?&nbsp; I mean I used to listen to them back then and they did pick on Rick alot..&nbsp; Not the same Rick then?</p>

[narc]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SCUBAdiva</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I thought Rick Delgado was O &amp; A's producer back in the WNEW days? I mean I used to listen to them back then and they did pick on Rick alot.. Not the same Rick then?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yes&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>narc</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>SCUBAdiva</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I thought Rick Delgado was O &amp; A's producer back in the WNEW days? I mean I used to listen to them back then and they did pick on Rick alot.. Not the same Rick then?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>yes </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i agreee, you are correct.&nbsp;</p>

[led37zep]

<p>I wish I had a Big Ass</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Card.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>HA!<br /></p>

[Dash77]

<p><font size="4">Great explanation Marcpsych, been a fan for years and a card carrier and didn't know the back story myself 16101..</font></p>

[BYOBKenobi]

<p>I can't find my fucking BAC</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>BAC 666 checking in!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sike i dont have one.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/glurps.gif" border="0" /></p>

[landarch]

11081 buddays

[Comedian]

I wish i had a card.&nbsp;

[Don Stugots]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Comedian</strong> wrote:<br />I wish i had a card. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>get one of these.&nbsp; all the cool kids are</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/DICcard.jpg&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Comedian</strong> wrote:<br />I wish i had a card. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>get one of these.&nbsp; all the cool kids are</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/DICcard.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/DICcard.jpg" border="0" /><br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Resized for RFNet.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">Edit: nevermind, you had someone with real skills do it.</font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 10-23-06 @ 8:30 PM</span>

[babybagadonuts]

<p>check it out</p>