what is that stripper scent?

[monsterone]

<p>so i decided to frequent my local club and one of the girls struck
up a conversation.&nbsp; we talked for a good hour or so, then she
danced, and later asked me if i wanted a dance.&nbsp; i was straight up
with her and told her i had no luck w/ them and never get them,
whatev's. </p><p>so now i'm at home and covered in stripper scent; she
really didn't touch me- other than playful touches.&nbsp; moreso, i
didn't touch her yet i can smell her on my hands, etc...</p><p>what is
this scent? and how is it so clingy?&nbsp; shit, i just rubbed my face
and there it is! it's all over me!&nbsp; i can only hope the terrorists
don't figure out the recipe cuz it will stick to everything!&nbsp;</p>

[angrymissy]

It's Bath and Body Works sprays.&nbsp; I have some in the office that I spray occasionally, and everyone says it smells like &quot;stripper juice&quot;.&nbsp; Also, in strip clubs, the womens bathroom is also where the the strippers get ready, and I confirmed that it is the Bath and Body Works spray when I was in Vegas and had to use the potty, because it was all over the bathroom.

[GwEnYpOo]

<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/product/index.jsp?productId=2205173&cp=2073254.2077119&parentPage=family"><img class="regImage" height="290" src="http://bbw.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pBBW1-2541948t144.jpg" width="251" border="0" /></a></p><p>damn good shit</p>

[newport king]

dirty pussy and bleach.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>valtrex and methadone</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MilkmanDann]

<strong>monsterone</strong> wrote:<br /><p>what is this scent? and how is it so clingy?&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hepatitis. Its very clingy. </p><p>Last year spent 6 months bouncing from strip club to strip club picking up kickback tips for a certain &quot;fella&quot; from these girls, I cant stand that smell anymore or strip clubs. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Burblefrump on 2-20-06 @ 3:24 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>it's that fine</p><p><img src="http://www.firstdanceimpressions.com/images/Alpachino2.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>scent of a woman</p>

[Mike Teacher]

whiskey and hot piss

[torker]

<img height="200" src="http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/24177/200.jpg" width="200" border="0" />+&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="227" src="http://www.endlessla.com/april/042497_smalls/pallmall.jpg" width="142" border="0" />

[Hottub]

The vile, acrid stench of Failure.

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Wow, I'm sorry I've never been in one now.</p><p>Blech.</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Vicodin and pre-cum.</p>

[WhistlePig]

FDS and old sperm

[DeltaPin]

Man juice

[sr71blackbird]

Cum?

[sr71blackbird]

The smell of AIDS?

[SatCam]

spoiled milk

[sr71blackbird]

Skell negro grundel?

[SatCam]

scabe shit

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SatCam on 2-20-06 @ 6:36 PM</span>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wow, I'm sorry I've never been in one now.</p><p>Blech.</p><p><font size="2">When you say &quot;I've never been in one,&quot; do you mean a <em>stripper</em> or a <em>strip club</em>?&nbsp; I ask because the original question refers to how a stripper smells.</font></p><p><font size="2">Your answer is&nbsp;either very&nbsp;risque or a minor misunderstanding of the topic.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></font></p><p><font size="1">(just askin' -- I'm bored)</font></p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>tears of a broken-hearted father</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

tears of a broken-hearted father

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/99/181899.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

fish fingers

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">When you say &quot;I've never been in one,&quot; do you mean a <em>stripper</em> or a <em>strip club</em>?&nbsp; I ask because the original question refers to how a stripper smells.</font></p><p><font size="2">Your answer is&nbsp;either very&nbsp;risque or a minor misunderstanding of the topic.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></font></p><p><font size="1">(just askin' -- I'm bored)</font></p><p>I've never been to a strip club and I don't pay for it.</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote: <p>I've never been to a strip club and I don't pay for it.</p><p>Me neither, never seen a stripper or a pro.&nbsp; </p><p>Just asking a titilating question, didn't mean to offend.</p>

[booster11373]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />tears of a broken-hearted father <img src="http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/99/181899.jpg" border="0" /> <p>This movie is AWESOME in it's badness</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote: <p>I've never been to a strip club and I don't pay for it.</p><p>Me neither, never seen a stripper or a pro.&nbsp; </p><p>Just asking a titilating question, didn't mean to offend.</p><p>You didn't offend at all, I just didn't have a funny way to say it so I just listed the facts.</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font size="1">what is that stripper scent?</font></strong> </p><p><img height="165" src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/music/2004/03/images/rhythm_and_booze_270.jpg" width="270" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

Greed and Vanilla

[suggums]

death

[TheStonedAnt]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I stopped going to strip clubs because I started making too many friends there.</p>

[monsterone]

<p>that you for the answer missy.&nbsp; must stop drinking and posting...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>but i'll play the game...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...hot whiskey breath on their necks with the linger of an early day abortion.&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>the scent of your money being pissed away</p>

[Justice4all]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>tears of a broken-hearted father</p><p><img src="http://mathstat.carleton.ca/~rhfischl/great_pyramid/pyramid.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Tens climb right to the top!</p>

[Donnielimes]

Chlamydia!!

[Yosammity]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>valtrex and methadone</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That's freakin' hilarious.</p>

[El Mudo]

A bag of wet puppies...

[spoon]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Vicodin and pre-cum.</p><p>Tenbats was great too, but JS had me rolling with this one!&nbsp; It's funny bc it's true!</p><p>Oh and the fact that the post right under Justice put what they did still has me rolling.&nbsp; Crippler needs to read this thread right now.&nbsp; </p>

[newport king]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote: <p>I've never been to a strip club and I don't pay for it.</p><p></p><p>don't kid yourself, everyone pays for it one way or another.</p><p>oh and vinegar and dirty dollars.</p>

[spoon]

<p>How about:</p><p>Stale beer and Justice for All</p>

[Coach]

<p>Lack of parental nurturing and sad choices</p>

[Patches]

<p><a href="http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=140&style=Choose%20A%20Style&color=Choose%20A%20Color&size=Choose%20A%20Size">http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/Scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=140&amp;style=Choose%20A%20Styl e&amp;color=Choose%20A%20Color&amp;size=Choose%20A%20Siz e</a></p><p><img height="355" src="http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350ismelllikestrippers.gif" width="352" border="0" /></p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

sweaty dollars and the stench of indifference...

[GwEnYpOo]

armpit sweat and lots of resentment towards men

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote: <p>I've never been to a strip club and I don't pay for it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>don't kid yourself, everyone pays for it one way or another.</p><p>oh and vinegar and dirty dollars.</p><p>Too true, too true.</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />FDS and old sperm <p>Too fucking funny!!!</p>

[Billy Staples]

<font size="4">not sure but I'd check Moe's Hair or desk</font>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">what is that stripper scent?</font></strong> </p><p>Arthur Treachers</p>

[MilkmanDann]

<p>Might as well keep it going...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Meth and Andre' Champagne</font></p>

[Jennitalia]

tookie juice

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>leaking implants &amp; crusty mascara</p>

[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;it's called &quot;numb from&nbsp;disappointment&quot;</p>

[Billy Staples]

<p>It's called...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="4">&quot;Your Paycheck&quot;</font></p>

[PaulF]

<p>Aside from some of the other comments which are more accurate than you know, I had a strippers living with me for a few years - more on that some other time - but Missy was on target.</p><p>Most of them used the Bath &amp; Body Works body sprays - usually Cotton Candy or Vanilla, along with vanilla scented lotion and the other smell was usually Infusium leave-in conditioner on top of some fruity smelling shampoo.</p><p>Always reminded me of the Marcy Playground song &quot;Sex and Candy&quot;</p><p>Worse than the scent, was the glitter, oh the glitter. I'd be on my way to a client at 9am and&nbsp;catch a glimpse in the rear view mirror of a single piece of glitter smack dab in the middle of my face - probably from a towel in the bathroom, and no matter what I tried, it wouldn't come off.</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p>It's called...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="4">&quot;Your Paycheck&quot;</font></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;You still got it, budday!</p>

[Billy Staples]

<p><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:</p><p>It's called...</p><p><font size="4">&quot;Your Paycheck&quot;</font></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;You still got it, budday</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">Thank you Mr. Tub</font></p><p><font size="3">I truly never expected this.....tonight, I knew it was coming, c'mon its me....but just not tonight, so this is a surprise </font></p><p><font size="3">(looks up high to ceiling) Dad, this is for you..now i have a chance to say all the things I'd like to say...but hang on, I'll get back to ya, it ain't like you're goin&nbsp; somewhere</font></p><p><font size="3"><font size="3"><font size="3"><font size="3">I'd like to thank the message board academy, my personal baby jesus who is my higher power and the white bird and what the fucking music already youfucking creaton...I aint done yet you muther fucker........cut to commercial</font></font></font></font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Billy Staples on 3-15-06 @ 12:19 AM</span>