Comedy Pyramid - Gay Men's Magazines

[mikeyboy]

Today on the show, there was an attempted comedy pyramid about gay men's magazines that was killed by the crappy phones rather than the callers.  Mine was "Spurts Illustrated".  Anybody want to add some building blocks to the pyramid?

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[FUNKMAN]

<p>Mountain Bike = Mounting Dike</p><p>Ring - self explanatory</p><p>National Gayographic</p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Today on the show, there was an attempted comedy pyramid that was killed by the crappy phones rather than the callers.&nbsp; Mine was &quot;Spurts Illustrated&quot;.&nbsp; Anybody want to add some building blocks to the pyramid? <p>Maxim</p>

[Greggie44]

GayAssPN the Magazine.&nbsp; I saw it advertised on Sports Center last night.

[bobrobot]

<p><strong>Boy Toy's Life</strong> </p><p>* /&gt;<strong>Vanity Fairy</strong> </p><p>* /&gt;<strong>Brokeback Downbeat</strong> </p><p><strong>Maxrim</strong></p><span class="post_edited"><strong><font color="#000099">book: The DaVinci Load</font></strong></span>

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[FUNKMAN]

The New Porker

[Jennitalia]

<font color="#800080" size="2"><p>GQ - Gay's Quarterly</p><p>American Fag Magazine (american girl magazine)</p><p>Bone Appetite</p><p>Penisweek (Businessweek)</p><p>Fine Hiney Magazine (Fine Cooking Magazine)</p><p>Cock and Balls (Food and Wine)</p><p>Vanity Fag </p></font>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">The Ball Meat Journal</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">JizzMess Week</font></strong></p>

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[Sheeplovr]

<p>mine was Cock Fancy like Cat Fancy<br />
</p><p>then i thought of Jizard like Wizard after it was over&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

Fine Cocking

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Bone Appetit&nbsp; edit: sorry Jenni, you got it first</p>

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[Tall_James]

Assquire

[Marc with a c]

fezquire

[FUNKMAN]

CrotchTower

[JSRocket]

How about Breeder's Digest?

[EliSnow]

Play, Boy!

[FUNKMAN]

Road And Track - Load And Crack

[MadMatt]

<p><font size="2"><strong>FEM</strong> (for FHM)</font></p>

[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3"><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif"><strong><font size="4">W</font></strong>I<strong><font size="4">P</font></strong>E<strong><font size="4">D</font></strong></font></font></p><p>BackAddict</p>

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[SinA]

<p>one more..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">Peepole</font></p>

[BACH16207]

<strong><font style="background-color: #ffffff" color="#cc0033" size="2">FANGORIA = Well, still FANGORIA</font></strong>

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[FUNKMAN]

OUIOUI

[mikeyboy]

<strong>JSRocket</strong> wrote:<br />How about Breeder's Digest? <p>How does that one work?</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Enter-him Weekly (Entertainment Weekly)</font></p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JSRocket</strong> wrote:<br />How about Breeder's Digest? <p>How does that one work?</p><p>how about Weiner's Digest?</p>

[BACH16207]

<p><font color="#0000ff" size="3"><strong>TG GUIDE - A Guide to Transgender!</strong></font></p>

[SinA]

<p>French Stewart's Living</p>

[Jennitalia]

Ball Street Journal

[A.J.]

The American Sphincter

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

<p>Better Homo's Gardens</p><p>Family Circle Jerk</p><p>Ladies' Home Journal<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p>I really just want to bring up a real one called Latin Inches one of
my freinds found a whole stack of Latin Inches in my other Friends room
one time </p><p>it's just a funny name Latin Inches&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000099">Bleeder's Digest</font></strong>

[Hottub]

Boy's Life.

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Same Sex Parents</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Pickleloadean </font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">American HIMitage</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">American 3rd LEGacy</font></strong></p><p><a href="http://www.magazines.com/ncom/mag?id=3410675897098&mid=0000000218" onclick="should_popup = false;"><strong><font size="2">American Woodworker</font></strong></a>&nbsp;(no change needed)</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">ANALog</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Bitter Bones &amp; Hardons</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Booty &amp; Hole</font></strong> (body &amp; soul)</p>

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[A.J.]

The Old Farmer's Nutsack

[Earlshog]

The New Porker..

[Servo]

&quot;Trolling Bone&quot;

[Judge Smails]

<p>Mulesweek&nbsp; (Newsweek)</p>

[Tall_James]

Boy's Life

[Jennitalia]

<p>Time Out My Ass Hurts (Time Out New York)</p><p>Docking Magazine (Boating Magazine)</p><p>In Anus Weekly (In Touch Weekly)</p><p>Yanke Me Magazine (Yankees Magazine)</p><p>This Old Cock (This Old House)</p><p>actual gay mags:</p><p>freshman magazine</p><p>genre magazine</p><p>Instinct Magazine</p><p>Men Magazine</p><p>Naked Magazine</p><p>Out Magazine</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Assmaster (Bassmaster)</p>

[Flea_Man]

<p>Weekly World Cocks </p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Semen Teen (Seventeen)</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Cum Shooter World (Computer World)</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Jack and Jizz (Jack and Jill)</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>WWE RAW (No name change needed - See wrestling poster thread)</p>

[SatCam]

J69

The Old Farmer's BallsOnBack

[Judge Smails]

<p>Choad and Asscrack (Road and Track)</p>

[A.J.]

Vibe-rator

[Earlshog]

Double X L

[Hottub]

Down with Cunty&nbsp;&nbsp; (Town &amp; Country)

[Judge Smails]

<p>Faggedy Circle Jerk (Family Circle)</p>

[FlavoredDecay]

Poppin your Man Can -ics&nbsp; (popular mechanics)

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[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Humper's Weekly</p><p>or</p><p>Man-ity Fair</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I got:</p><p>Genthouse</p><p>Cocking Light&nbsp;</p><p>Travel and Lesions</p><p>Reemer's Digest</p><p>Buns and Ammo&nbsp;</p><p>Cock Consumer's Reports</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And one which doesn't need to be altered at all<br /></p><p>Cigar Afficianado&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p> </p>

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[mendyweiss]

Field and Stream of Hot Man Love.

[torker]

<img height="291" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/AARFAG.jpg" width="220" border="0" />

[FUNKMAN]

MAD - Men After Dick

[tele7]

<p>In-Kyle</p><p>Men's Fistness</p>

[Hottub]

<p>&quot;In-Kyle&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Editor in Chief - Sean Fitzpatrick&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&quot;Men's Fistness&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Editor in Chief - Phil Mc Crakken</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Thank you. Good night!!</p><p><br /></p>

[Hagar]

<p><font size="3">should have been on air but fucking phones</font></p><p><font size="3">&quot;dick eaders digest&quot;</font></p><p><font size="3">&quot;STUFF it in&quot;</font></p><p><font size="3">&quot;city and prostate&quot;</font></p><p><img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigHagarSigpic2Reduced.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

MAD - Man Ass Diggers

[Judge Smails]

<p>Felching and Hummering (Fishing and Hunting)</p>

[tele7]

<p><img height="303" src="http://www.forentreffen.de/privat/bhm2002/195-9525_IMG.jpg" width="398" border="0" /></p><p>Bonehunter</p><p>Field and Semen</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Please note the Leather pants...Thank you.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

Cumsumer Reports

[Sheeplovr]

Instead of Nintendo Power

In End O Power

Instead of Modern Painters

Modern Tainters

[BACH16207]

<font color="#0000ff" size="2">O could stay the same, But&nbsp;change &quot;Oprah&quot; To &quot;O'h My&nbsp;Dripping Ass Hurts!!!&quot;</font>

[tele7]

E-Boney

[legroommusic]

<p>jizzface weekly (business weekly)</p><p>the sodomy book review (saturday book review)</p><p>US AIDS today (usa today)</p><p>Bossa Nova (nova)</p><p>in touched me (in touch)</p>

[Billy Staples]

<p>My god, some of these are hyserical and very creative...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>a word of advice on self censoring for funny.&nbsp; If you have to put the real magazines name in parentheses, that means its usually not clear enough to the average listener or not funny enough.&nbsp; </p><p>Remember also, this is the written word and is easier to see the joke......think of it being said and heard, not read....makes a big difference</p><p>very funny stuff....good to see a pyramid again</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>take this for what its worth.....RNF need good callers</p>

[Greggie44]

<p>ASSitude (ADDitude)</p><p>All About Bung (All About Beer)</p><p>Asstronomy</p><p>Sphinct (Spin)</p><p>Backdoor Life (Outdoor Life)</p><p>Dirt Rider (No change needed)</p><p>Backpacker</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p>a word of advice on self censoring for funny.&nbsp; If you have to put the real magazines name in parentheses, that means its usually not clear enough to the average listener or not funny enough.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">For what it's worth, someone might not have heard of the magazine before, thus the reason for including it in parentheses.</font></p><p><font size="2">Mine was not that way, it just sucked, but it does apply in some cases...</font></p>

[Billy Staples]

<p>Mad Matt</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>well, I see you got the editing part down right!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Staples</p>

[Foul_Mouth_Elmo]

Bottom Line/Personal=Bottom Boy/Personal.<br />

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[FUNKMAN]

Cumsooner Digest

[yomudder21]

<p>Oprah's new mag for men...........</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="7">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!!!!!!!!!!!</font></p>

[torker]

<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Oprah's new mag for men...........</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="7">OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO!!!!!!!!!!!</font></p><p>you're huge</p>