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Reephdweller
02-28-2006, 04:40 PM
<p>Woman fakes her own death to avoid paying traffic violations, is found out when she gets another ticket one month after her &quot;death&quot;</p><p>Investigators said the information submitted include a phony obituary made to look like a page from The Des Moines Register's Web site that said Du died in car accident, and her mother's signature was forged.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.kcci.com/news/7541510/detail.html">http://www.kcci.com/news/7541510/detail.html</a></p>
Bulldogcakes
02-28-2006, 04:46 PM
Faking your death, thats gotta be at least 2 points on your license. <br />
FUNKMAN
02-28-2006, 04:54 PM
in the end i think she will realize she was dead wrong...
Marc with a c
02-28-2006, 04:56 PM
not paying parking tickets will lead to a dead end.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by evedder on 2-28-06 @ 8:56 PM</span>
FUNKMAN
02-28-2006, 04:59 PM
it's a shame, she put herself in a grave situation...
Marc with a c
02-28-2006, 05:06 PM
if you let those fines pile up it will bury you
torker
02-28-2006, 05:07 PM
<p>Du</p><p>Du.</p><p><img height="130" src="http://www.suck.com/daily/95/12/08/grapes.gif" width="161" border="0" /></p>
SatCam
02-28-2006, 05:08 PM
The Des Moines Register's Web site that said Du died in car accident, and her mother's signature was forged.
It's never a good thing to get your mummy involved...
Marc with a c
02-28-2006, 05:18 PM
i wonder why her fines were so&nbsp;overDu?
booster11373
02-28-2006, 05:30 PM
<p>That reminds of The Simpson's episode where Homer facked his death to get out of cleaning the roadside needless to say some hi-jinks occured</p><p><img height="207" src="http://www.4tutto.com/simpson/images/chainsaw.jpg" width="249" border="0" /></p>
A.J.
03-01-2006, 04:08 AM
<p>Polk County investigators said Kimberly Du, 36, faked her own obituary and forged a letter telling a Polk County judge she was dead.</p><p>She's in deep Du-Du.</p>
sr71blackbird
03-01-2006, 05:12 PM
<p>Dead as a Du Du bird</p><p><img height="230" src="http://www.davidreilly.com/dodo/images/gallery/engraving_of_dodo11534121.jpg" width="317" border="0" /></p>
FUNKMAN
03-01-2006, 05:13 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Woman fakes her own death to avoid paying traffic</font></strong> </p><p>what a deadbeat!</p>
Sheeplovr
03-01-2006, 05:36 PM
<p>I like that scen in When Harry Me Sally About Wemon Fakeing<br />
</p><p><strong>Sally Albright</strong>:
Most women at one time or another have faked their own Deaths.
<br />


<strong>Harry Burns</strong>:
Well, they haven't faked their Deaths with me.
<br />


<strong>Sally Albright</strong>:
How do you know?
<br />


<strong>Harry Burns</strong>:
Because I know.
<br />


<strong>Sally Albright</strong>:
Oh. Right. Thats right. I forgot. Youre a man.
<br />


<strong>Harry Burns</strong>:
What was that supposed to mean?
<br />


<strong>Sally Albright</strong>:
Nothing. Its just that all men are sure it never happened to them and
all women at one time or other have done it so you do the math.</p><p>then Sally faked her own Death and the old lady said &quot;Am I haveing what she's having? take it back`now I think it's poisoned!<br />
</p><strong />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 3-1-06 @ 9:36 PM</span>