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Snoogans
03-03-2006, 07:05 PM
<p>that 20 of you lazy ass bitches can be logged in and NOBODY IS POSTING</p><p>Do you really have no thoughts in your heads, you knew enough to know how to get here</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I WANNA READ STUFF AND I AM A FANCY MAN, so i better start seeing some posts&nbsp;</p>
walking joint
03-03-2006, 07:07 PM
<p>this thread should be locked..i've seen it before<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>at least i posted&nbsp;</p>
newport king
03-03-2006, 07:18 PM
im just usually lazy and dont sign out when i leave.
ThePointer
03-03-2006, 07:28 PM
I just lurk and lurk and lurk
mikeyboy
03-03-2006, 07:30 PM
I'm not your monkey.
suggums
03-03-2006, 07:34 PM
playing wow<br />
HBox
03-03-2006, 07:36 PM
I'm watching Leno for the first time in years.<br />
newport king
03-03-2006, 07:38 PM
i'm thinking about touching myself to HBOX's avatar and sigs....slow night.
mikeyboy
03-03-2006, 07:39 PM
<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />playing wow<br /><p>pulling up your shirt in front of a mirror?</p>
HBox
03-03-2006, 07:39 PM
Newport King, watch Leno.<br />
Snoogans
03-03-2006, 07:40 PM
SWEET, im with ya hbox<br />
SinA
03-03-2006, 07:41 PM
<p>it's friday and i have a girlfriend.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>however, she's out of town.&nbsp; so i have beer and will also be touching myself.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>again</p>
HBox
03-03-2006, 07:41 PM
What the hell is with Jimmy Norton? This show fucking SUCKS.<br />
Snoogans
03-03-2006, 07:42 PM
does vin diesel really have to be on first? Ya know he has a shadow? And its name is Keanu Reeves<br />
newport king
03-03-2006, 07:43 PM
Vin Diesel's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried...ever.
HBox
03-03-2006, 07:44 PM
<p>BTW, I got stuck watching that new Law and Order, #976 I believe, and it sucked badly even by Law and Order standards.<br /></p>
Snoogans
03-03-2006, 07:46 PM
Im still waiting for Bruckheimer to think Entourage was right and start doing CSI Minneanapolis starring Don Johnson<br />
Snoogans
03-03-2006, 07:46 PM
don johnson who is perfect for CSI since he has been lookin for a heart beat since 1984<br />
HBox
03-03-2006, 07:46 PM
When Vin Diesel hits a Whammy, it gives him its lunch money and runs away.
newport king
03-03-2006, 07:46 PM
Vin Diesel counted to infinty...twice.
HBox
03-03-2006, 07:48 PM
Vin Diesel wrote all the greatest works of Western literature in single
burst of creative energy- in a single afternoon. Later that evening he
shit out 400 pages of Mad Libs.
newport king
03-03-2006, 07:48 PM
GTA: San Andreas is based on the life of Vin Diesel during the early nineties, except the violence was toned down.
newport king
03-03-2006, 07:51 PM
Vin Diesel has won the &quot;Vin of the Year&quot; trophy for 35 years running. He did not win the first year, and his vengeance was terrible. Vin Scully has never fully recovered.
HBox
03-03-2006, 07:51 PM
Vin Diesel taught Pai Mei the five point palm exploding heart technique.
mikeyboy
03-03-2006, 07:51 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />don johnson who is perfect for CSI since he has been lookin for a heart beat since 1984<br /><p>Did you just set yourself up for a punchline?</p>
newport king
03-03-2006, 07:52 PM
Vin Diesel's name is an anagram of Evil Inside.
Snoogans
03-03-2006, 07:52 PM
you know, nobody else is helpin out<br />
HBox
03-03-2006, 07:53 PM
Vin Diesel never ever acts as Vin Diesel. All the time, he is
impersonating an imaginary italian actor named Paolo, who is in turn
impersonating Vin Diesel. Since both Paolo and Vin Diesel are
first-rate impersonators, nobody ever notices. But Paolo's work has
more merit, since English in not his first language.
newport king
03-03-2006, 07:54 PM
Vin Diesel was born with a shotgun in one hand and his mom's still-beating heart in the other. When asked about it, he said &quot;I got hungry&quot;
HBox
03-03-2006, 07:56 PM
[color=navy]<font size="2">Vin Diesel wears his sunglasses at night, but not so he can watch you weave then breath your story lines. It's so even if he stumbles upon the Tonight Show with Jay leno at least he won't have to see it.</font><br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by HBox on 3-3-06 @ 11:56 PM</span>
newport king
03-03-2006, 07:57 PM
Vin Diesel is the only person to have gone up Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Snoogans
03-03-2006, 07:58 PM
<p>a guy makes one vin deisel joke and everyone blows past the greatest don johnson joke in messageboard history</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
newport king
03-03-2006, 07:58 PM
Vin Diesel's lucky number is &quot;bleven,&quot; which he claims, &quot;kicks way more ass than seven.&quot;<br />
HBox
03-03-2006, 07:58 PM
Facts about Vin Diesel are so funny, they don't even need to be posted to create laughs.<br />
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:00 PM
<p>I've never watched a single epsiode of CSI or Entourage, and I'm not up on my Don Johnson history.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But Vin Diesel has, and is.<br /></p>
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:00 PM
does ben agosto get to stick his penis inside tanith belbin? Vin Diesel would.
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:02 PM
<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br />does ben agosto get to stick his penis inside tanith belbin? No, because Vin Diesel's <strike>would </strike>is already in there.<p>&nbsp;</p>
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:02 PM
most men strive for a six pack...vin diesel owns a 12 pack.
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:03 PM
Vin Diesel is like a character in an animated TV show, because he always waers clothes that look exactly the same.<br />
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:05 PM
Vin Diesel has the gift of gab.<br />
monsterone
03-03-2006, 08:05 PM
<img src="http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/thumbs/grand-master-chuck-norris-bn.jpg" border="0" />
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:06 PM
Vin Diesel doesn't shave his head. His hair runs away in fear.
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:07 PM
Chuck Norris does not use toilet paper to wipe his ass. He simply uses the woman he slept with the night before.
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:07 PM
<p><img src="http://aces.tabulas.com/tarebear/thumbs/grand-master-chuck-norris-bn.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.</p><p>Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Thats another fist covered by a beard.</p>
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:08 PM
Natalie Portman looks like a 15 year old boy.<br />
SinA
03-03-2006, 08:08 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Vin Diesel has a car that doesn't use gas.&nbsp; It runs JUST BECAUSE he's Vin Diesel.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span class="post_edited">.</span></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 3-4-06 @ 12:09 AM</span>
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:10 PM
Chuck Norris possess the knowledge, ability and has the means and motive to use a fork.<br />
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:11 PM
<p><font color="#000080" size="2">Natalie Portman looks like a 15 year old boy.</font></p><p>which makes her even hotter.</p>
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:11 PM
[size=2]Oh boy, another segment with Vin Diesel. [size=1]joy.<br />
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:12 PM
Tanith Belbin's urine tastes like pink lemonade.
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:12 PM
Am I the only one repulsed by Vin Diesel trying to make this mobster out to be a respectable guy?<br />
monsterone
03-03-2006, 08:13 PM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Natalie Portman looks like a 15 year old boy.</font></font><br /><p>h.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by monsterone on 3-4-06 @ 12:18 AM</span>
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:13 PM
Vin Diesel is not only fast, but also furious.
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:14 PM
I haven't listened to one word he has said, i fear that hearing his voice alone would be enough to blow out my ear drums.
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:15 PM
Tanith Belbin is so hot, the sperm and the egg produced hard-ons in a 50 mile radius around them even before insemination, and afterwards created spontaneous orgasms in a 100 mile radius while in the womb.<br />
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:17 PM
Tanith Belbin is so hot her vagina is the same temperature as the surface of mercury.
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:19 PM
Tanith Belbin is so hot she requires special shoes made of an ultra-futuristic polymer to prevent her from burning a hole through the Earth's crust straight to the core simply by standing.<br />
SinA
03-03-2006, 08:20 PM
<p>In several languages, the word &quot;tanith&quot;&nbsp; has the same meaning as &quot;hard&quot;</p><p>&quot;belbin&quot; is, of course, a universal term for &quot;dick&quot;</p>
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:21 PM
Tanith Belbin is so awesome, she made Vin Diesel move.
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:22 PM
Damn, I was getting used to seeing her half naked everytime she was on TV.
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:23 PM
It's freaking me out a bit how they need to look at each other before saying anything.<br />
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:23 PM
is it me ORRRRRRRRR did they both have that look on their face when leno asked if they were a couple that they may have banged a few times?
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:26 PM
<p>what a good woman, she looks to her man to answer first, and seems to check with him everytime she says something like &quot;is this ok?&quot; </p><p>i like her even more now.</p>
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:29 PM
They looked at each other so much I felt like it was Invasion of the Body Snatchers.<br />
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:33 PM
OH BOY!!!!!!!! EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1<br />
newport king
03-03-2006, 08:34 PM
not a bad godfried impression though.
HBox
03-03-2006, 08:35 PM
I hate to say it, but she could stand to gain a few pounds. Toothpick arms.<br />
reeshy
03-04-2006, 06:40 AM
So....I'm &quot;OLD&quot;. am I?????? BTW, how's yer nuts, Snoogy??????
Gvac
03-04-2006, 06:49 AM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="Navy"><font size="2">Natalie Portman looks like a 15 year old boy.</font></font><br /><p> </p><p> Really?</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/natalie+portman.jpg" /><br />
</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gvac on 3-4-06 @ 5:44 PM</span>
Sheeplovr
03-04-2006, 06:54 AM
<p><span class="postbody"><font color="Navy"><font size="2">Natalie Portman looks like a 15 year old boy</font></font></span></p><p>If she's what 15 year old boys look like these days then call me Father Sheepy im going to get me some alterboys&nbsp;</p>
Snoogans
03-04-2006, 07:00 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p><span class="postbody">
So....I'm &quot;OLD&quot;. am I?????? BTW, how's yer nuts, Snoogy??????</span>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>hey hey! Welcome back old man&nbsp;</p>
HBox
03-04-2006, 10:15 AM
If you people saw the SNL ad last night, you would agree that Natalie Portman looked like a 15 year old boy.<br />
Tenbatsuzen
03-04-2006, 12:56 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br /><p>that 20 of you lazy ass bitches can be logged in and NOBODY IS POSTING</p><p>Do you really have no thoughts in your heads, you knew enough to know how to get here</p><p> </p><p>I WANNA READ STUFF AND I AM A FANCY MAN, so i better start seeing some posts </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Don't you have a girlfriend who is an admitted nymphomaniac?&nbsp; Stop bitching about posting and go have some sex.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
Tenbatsuzen
03-04-2006, 12:58 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="Navy"><font size="2">If you people saw the SNL ad last night, you would agree that Natalie Portman looked like a 15 year old boy.</font></font><br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The only time I ever found Natalie Portman remotely attractive was in Attack of the Clones.&nbsp; That's about it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
sr71blackbird
03-05-2006, 02:53 AM
<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br />Tanith Belbin is so hot her vagina is the same temperature as the surface of mercury. <p><img height="594" src="http://img.epochtimes.com/i6/411134404868.jpg" width="414" border="0" /></p>
Reephdweller
03-05-2006, 03:55 AM
<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">If you people saw the SNL ad last night, you would agree that Natalie Portman looked like a 15 year old boy.</font></font><br /><p><img height="521" src="http://bighead.exteen.com/images/vendetta/Natalie-Portman.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p><p>You say that like it's a bad thing.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/king.gif" border="0" /></p>
TheQuestion
03-08-2006, 05:16 PM
Yep.
Death Metal Moe
03-08-2006, 05:23 PM
<img height="202" src="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/4942000/ngbbs4266bdf300332.jpg" width="250" border="0" />