Eddie Van Halen - Crazy Old Coot !

[Tall_James]

<p>No wonder Valerie Bertinelli divorced him, he looks about 3 steps from becoming the cryptkeeper!</p><p><img src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060306/capt.camw12703061102.elton_john_oscar_party_camw12 7.jpg?x=238&y=345&sig=UpARfWfI5WD4ZWMLzxDl4Q--" border="0" /><img height="594" src="http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57010462.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEEF2F1EAF20C8323C" width="359" border="0" /></p><p><img height="594" src="http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57008251.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CED16AB8A6C798D1D9" width="388" border="0" /></p><p>Nice pooka shell necklace there Grampa.</p>

[mikeyboy]

Wow.&nbsp; Someone that rich shouldn't look that homeless.

[FUNKMAN]

the dude&nbsp;looks burnt... i feel bad for him considering he had mouth cancer 'i believe'?&nbsp; anyone know if he was ever or is addicted to something?

[PapaBear]

I believe he might have had an alcohol problem. I could be wrong, though.

[tele7]

<p><img height="256" alt="Chazz Palminteri at the Hollywood premiere of Paramount's Down To Earth" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/down_to_earth/chazz_palminteri/earthpre.jpg" width="185" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;Nothin sadder than wasted talent&quot;</p>

[spoon]

Soon to be Crippler's favorite thread baby!

[Crippler]

It brought me to tears.&nbsp; But anyone who got his first shot &amp; cigarette at 12 &amp; hasn't really slowed down since (including a bout with oral cancer)...these pics seem just about par for the course.

[tele7]

Not to mention a full Hip replacement...He really just needs a good dentist.&nbsp; With a nice smile it will make him look completely different.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by telecaster7 on 3-7-06 @ 3:12 AM</span>

[spoon]

I hear Dan Halen sells sheetrock, sheetrock nails, sheetrock glue, pharmaceuticals, oil-based products.........AND......THE BABY HAMMOCK!!&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;There's got a be a better way!&quot;&nbsp;

[Sheeplovr]

yeah real classy make fun of someone with tounge caner hope your proud
of your selves let's stick to makeing fun of the 20 year old girls
about there bodies please <br />

[fezident]

If he had big white teeth, I don't think anyone would be making fun of him.&nbsp; Something about that cracked out smile though.&nbsp; It adds 10 years.&nbsp; It just screams &quot;GET OFF MY LAWN&quot; to me.

[A.J.]

He looks like Keith Richards' padawan.

[TheRealEddie]

Holy crap that's sad.<br />

[Judge Smails]

<p><img src="http://centerclick.org:81/previews/archive/simpsons/p.cat_lady.mov.jpg" border="0" /><img height="181" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060306/capt.camw12703061102.elton_john_oscar_party_camw12 7.jpg?x=238&y=345&sig=UpARfWfI5WD4ZWMLzxDl4Q--" width="216" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by judge_smails on 3-7-06 @ 7:45 AM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

Oh please, he's still Jude Law compared to Keith Richards.&nbsp; Eddie will be fine.&nbsp; You don't have to be great looking to play the guitar.

[angelinad128]

WOW, sad just sad

[Hottub]

New teeth and a haircut would make all the difference in the world.

[booster11373]

All that and he still has a piece of ass on his arm

[Yerdaddy]

Those teeth look perfectly normal to me.

[Jennitalia]

I would NOT hit that!

[DJEvelEd]

<p>Sammy said Eddie is the&nbsp;most miserable person he ever met and he want's everyone around him to be miserable too. Eddie fires people left &amp; right and when Eddie tried to fire some of Sammy's people, he had enough of Eddie's antics, and told him to go scratch his ass.&nbsp;Sammy also&nbsp;said hanging out with David Lee Roth was MUCH more fun. It looks as if Alex Van Halen is the only one that can put up with his brother as Mike Anthony&nbsp;has now become&nbsp;a &quot;Wabo&quot; touring with Sammy. </p><p>Egos and alcoholism don't mix well and that sux for us Van Halen reunion hopefuls.</p><p>Eddie VH is no Keith Richards. At least Keith can handle being in a rock band...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 3-7-06 @ 9:36 AM</span>

[SatCam]

Holy shit... I would be afraid of him crumbling if I touched him.

That sucks... can he still play guitar?

[torker]

<p>The Judge nailed it.</p><p><img height="181" src="http://www.feeblez.34sp.com/gfx/ed222.jpg" width="295" border="0" /></p>

[TheMojoPin]

Man, I didn't know the newest edition of <em>Bum Fights</em> was getting a red carpet release.&nbsp; Classy.

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><img width="359" height="594" border="0" src="http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57010462.jpg?v=1&c=MS_GINS&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEEF2F1EAF20C8323C" />&nbsp;</p><p>Even his sneakers look homeless. <br /></p>

[fezident]

<p>Hmmm.</p><p>But does he look WORSE than Mick Mars??</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.metalexpressradio.com/images/covers/Motley%20Crue%20Mick%20Mars%20250.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[blakjeezis]

<p><span class="postbody"></span><span class="postbody">But does he look WORSE than Mick Mars</span><span class="postbody">?</span></p><p>Yes&nbsp;</p>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Mick Mars has a degentatrive disease. Not sure what it is but it has to do with calcium and his bones. He becomes skelatalized in his own body.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 3-8-06 @ 12:18 AM</span>

[mothershucker]

Holy Crypt Keeper Batman.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

<p>Eddie Van Halen looks awful. He should look better for all the money he has. Go to a dentist, man! Get some whitening. </p><p>But I admit in the 80s I thought he had awful teeth. They never showed when he smiled.</p><p>I always wondered if Layne Staley had teeth. I knew of his heroin addiction but never saw him smile.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 3-8-06 @ 12:26 AM</span>