"Ask Iris?

[The Blowhard]

How about an "Ask Iris" advice segment?

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

[HordeKing1]

IRIS, What do you think about the threat of growing global nuclear proliferation and can an atomic bull beat a zombie bear?

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[The Blowhard]

Iris, is an Oreo black or brown?

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

[HordeKing1]

How much wood would a woodpecker pick if a woodpecker would pick wood?

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This message was edited by HordeKing1 on 10-18-01 @ 7:10 PM

[PanterA]

Iris, what do you think about the anthrax?

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/tubsig1I crush the rush. I rule you fool.

[Sunrisa]

iris, do you believe in premarital sex?


I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.

[Tyler Durden]

Iris, does Fez really have a fiance?

[Death Metal Moe]

What kind of news could the Jews use?

Some good news for a change.

And what type of cigars do you smoke to keep that sexy on air voice fo yours?

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[JustJon]

Iris, what's the best type of cheese to woo a lady with?

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[HordeKing1]

Iris, ever thought of putting out a compilation of your phone calls?

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[Sheeplovr]

Dear Iris,

if there was a movie on your life who would play you?



number 333 its the way to be
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[Tyler Durden]

Iris, does Ron really like Fez? or is their friendship just for the show?

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"Hitting bottom is not a weekend-retreat, it's not a goddamn seminar. Stop trying controlling everything and just let go."
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club

[HordeKing1]

Iris, Bay Ridge or Boca?

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[erinmoran]

Iris?....Was Abe Lincoln a sitter or a stander?

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God bless America i touched Scott Baios junk

[Amuse2KAOS]

Iris, is it supposed to look like that?...hmm, that's more of a visual isn't it??Sadness comes in a state of mind, being happy comes in a dime bag...words of wisdom from my pothead friend...I've got retarded friends... surround yourself with morons, you will seem to be a genius...more wisdom from my father


NE0 919: norton and amused are the 2 coolest ppl

WHen shopping for a drama queen, buy her something drama related, like a casket and a box of tissues

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it is totally possible to fly, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss
your buddy, amuse2KAOS...amused2chaos@aol.com...if you have any complaints, well, keep them to yourself, no one cares...so go and cry...HA HA HA, LOSER, I DIDN'T MEAN IT...HAHAHAHA

[HordeKing1]

Iris, paper or plastic?

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[RF Godfather]

Iris, Mets or Yankees?

Iris, real breasts or fake?

Yadda Yadda Yadda!

Mee Meep! Wakka Wakka!

Jinkies! Zoinks!

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Thanks WWFallon.

[Death Metal Moe]

Iris. Will you be my friend? My "LADY" friend?

he he

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[Jim Poo]

Iris, what does an 80 year old vag look like?

Iris, what does an older woman eat for lunch?

Iris, what is the air speed velocity of a swallow traveling from England to Africa?


You have the hair of a lego person. Awful!!
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[TomPoo]

Iris, can I change your bed pan???

Iris, after you die, can I violate you in the coffin???

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[BrandonKattel]

Iris, When will your album (featuring Grand Ol Fag and She's calling from Bay Ridge Brooklyn) be coming out?

Iam thread cancer

[RF Godfather]

Douche or Dressing?

Wig or Leaper Colony?

Ant infestation or Anthrax?

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Zoinks!

[Captain Rooster]

How bad do you need it Iris?

You don't know how bad I need it. - Sweet Melissa


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God Bless America!

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[brightsign88]

That would simply be impossible. Iris has the attention span that Al Dukes would have in front of a naked and willing Sylvia Saint---non-existent. She could never be able to focus on an 'Ask Iris' column, but i'd give anything to see it, weekly, monthly, occationally, anytime would be most excellent!

I'm a big bright shiney star, BrightSign88

[Fallon]

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That F'n Good! <a href="http://www.geocities.com/wwfallon.com">WWFallon</a>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Iris, what is the true
identity of Jack the Ripper?

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I wish I loved the human race;
I wish I loved its silly face;
I wish I liked the way it
walks; I wish I liked the way
it talks; And when I'm
intoduced to one; I wish I
thought, What jolly fun!

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[brodieman]

iris...did that russian guy paulie and chistopher shot last season on the sopranos really get out of the woods alive?

and who is really the last immortal; conner or duncan macloed?

ooooooo look i got football points...yay! :P

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Why am I drippings with goo?
"I like to pick up girls on the rebound and fuck them in a very uncomfortable place. What...like the back of a volkswagon?"

This message was edited by brodieman on 10-28-01 @ 8:42 PM

[JerseyRich]

Iris...is it true that they grow the women bigger and hairier in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn?

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[JerseyRich]

Why the f*** isn't my sig pic working!!!!????

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[JerseyRich]

Iris...when old ladies dye their hair blue...do they really think it looks good?

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[Fallon]

Why the f*** isn't my sig pic working!!!!????

It's working.

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[brodieman]

iris...is that X on jerseyrich's sig over middlesex county? im in northern monmouth county rich...big ups too central jersey!

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Why am I drippings with goo?
"I like to pick up girls on the rebound and fuck them in a very uncomfortable place. What...like the back of a volkswagon?"