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FUNKMAN

03-09-2006, 04:25 PM

Hello Everyone,I would like to invite you to a Texas Hold E'm Tournament game at my home on Saturday, April 29th.  I live in Jackson NJ(close to Rte 9) and will have 24 seats available.> Game Time - 5:00pm> Buy-In - 40.00> Some Rules / 1-2 blinds 'limit' doubling each half hour / after 2 rounds or 1 hour we move to 'no limit'.  Rules will be posted and payouts will be posted once all seats have been bought. Payout estimate - 3rd place 60.00 / 2nd Place 30% of remainder / 1st Place - the rest> No smoking inside. Convenient smoking areas outside the home.> Food to be provided as well as soda, water, and there will be several coolers/ice and some fridge space.> Toilet paper will be 1 dollar per sheet  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />If you can make it i can pm you out some directions...Funk

Snoogans

03-09-2006, 06:59 PM

Im in

blakjeezis

03-09-2006, 09:27 PM

Make it 2

Justice4all

03-11-2006, 10:43 AM

Fuck you BJ...go to his but don't come to mine?j/k Of course iw ill be there Funk.....let me know if I can bring anything too. Food wise or drink wise. Oh yea...can I invite a few people?

FUNKMAN

03-11-2006, 11:09 AM

Of course i will be there Funk.....let me know if I can bring anything too. Food wise or drink wise.Oh yea...can I invite a few people?we should be good with everything but thanks for asking!at this point i would go with just one guest. at least til the date gets closer and the tally starts to form...

Hottub

03-11-2006, 02:27 PM

Oh Snap!!!Sean's 1st Holy Communion is Sunday the 30th. I don't think it would be wise to stumble into the church, with my Obey Fez shirt on, and smelling all "Funky"!Actually, if I could show up, rather than have you Gangsters take all of my money, I would hang out in the kitchen.  Chill with Mrs. Funk, drink Chardonnay, and swap recipes!

This message was edited by Hottub on 3-11-06 @ 6:30 PM

ShelleBink

03-11-2006, 02:35 PM

Ooo can people who suck hold 'em come and just watch you people play?  I make yummy buffalo wings....

FUNKMAN

03-11-2006, 05:35 PM

Actually, if I could show up, rather than have you Gangsters take all of my money, I would hang out in the kitchen.  Chill with Mrs. Funk, drink Chardonnay, and swap recipes!your defenitely welcome to hang...  Ooo can people who suck hold 'em come and just watch you people play?  I make yummy buffalo wings.... of course! any friend of Snoogans is a friend of Funk's...(am i a cornball or what?)  i'm sure everyone would enjoy your company and the wings... even if you don't feel like cookin and just hangin that's fine too

mdr55

03-12-2006, 02:17 PM

I have class that day. Is the 5 p.m. time the actual start time or is it more 6 p.m.??

Death Metal Moe

03-12-2006, 02:19 PM

FUNKMAN

03-12-2006, 02:25 PM

mdr55 wrote: I have class that day. Is the 5 p.m. time the actual start time or is it more 6 p.m.?? if experience has taught us anything we're probably talking 6:30-7:00pm...

mdr55

03-12-2006, 02:50 PM

How far is A.C. from your house?

Snoogans

03-12-2006, 02:51 PM

ill be there at 3:30

FUNKMAN

03-12-2006, 02:52 PM

mdr55 wrote: How far is A.C. from your house? approx 90 min...

FUNKMAN

03-12-2006, 02:53 PM

Snoogans wrote: ill be there at 3:30 that's cool... we'll play some horseshoes...edit: or we could jam a little

This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 3-12-06 @ 6:55 PM

ShelleBink

03-13-2006, 02:53 PM

I dont mind making wings... just ask Snoogans how much food I made for the Super Bowl party... I love bein' in the kitchen ((insert sexist jokes here))

FUNKMAN

03-13-2006, 03:15 PM

ShelleBink wrote: I dont mind making wings... just ask Snoogans how much food I made for the Super Bowl party... I love bein' in the kitchen ((insert sexist jokes here)) yeah but can you iron good, perfect creases, perfect starching, etc   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />i'm sure your wings would be much appreciated by all!!!  just please remember, if you're having a busy day, don't sweat the cooking and just come over and relax and have a good time...

mdr55

03-13-2006, 03:49 PM

So who's headlining during the intermission?

ShelleBink

03-14-2006, 06:15 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: ShelleBink wrote: I dont mind making wings... just ask Snoogans how much food I made for the Super Bowl party... I love bein' in the kitchen ((insert sexist jokes here)) yeah but can you iron good, perfect creases, perfect starching, etc <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" />i'm sure your wings would be much appreciated by all!!! just please remember, if you're having a busy day, don't sweat the cooking and just come over and relax and have a good time...   Ok, it'll depend on funds ((in college, no job)) but worse comes to worse, I'll bring some snacks of some sort :o)

FUNKMAN

04-05-2006, 10:10 AM

just bumpin it up...i'm looking at a count of around 16 confirmed at this point and have plenty others to ask to reach 24 if need be...Snoogans & Shelle(not playing) / Justice & maybe guest / Spoon & Chris(may be playing) / Sticky & Katy / BlackJeezis / Dre & maybe Melissa / Frank - neighbor / Mike - old bandmate / Ed, Frank, Brian, Mark - from work / Cousin Bobby, Nephew Jason, Dennis & Mike Hottub - may just be chillin'  anyone who needs directions give me a shout on PM or at <a href="mailto:funkman2@optonline.net">funkman2@optonline.net</a>peacefunk

IrishAlkey

04-05-2006, 10:15 AM

I missed this thread.Me want go.

ShelleBink

04-05-2006, 11:28 AM

IrishAlkey wrote: I missed this thread.Me want go.  Speaking like your lil one, eh?

IrishAlkey

04-05-2006, 01:55 PM

I'll give you a lil' one.

FUNKMAN

04-05-2006, 02:15 PM

IrishAlkey wrote: I missed this thread.Me want go.Nice to have ya!   in a manly poker sort of way

mdr55

04-05-2006, 02:16 PM

Don't know yet. (I have class that day).

IrishAlkey

04-05-2006, 02:20 PM

You never have class. Badump chhhhhh...

FUNKMAN

04-19-2006, 04:00 PM

just bumpin it up<img src="http://binrock.net/photos/p/8070/sm" border="0" />just 10 more days... in your language that's 10just give me a heads up if you're coming and who else you're bringing that's playing, and let me know if you need directions, thanks...Funk

spoon

04-19-2006, 11:15 PM

In, possibly 2-3 more.  I'll let you know Funk.

JustJon

04-20-2006, 09:13 AM

Will this game be held in a museum?

FUNKMAN

04-20-2006, 11:05 AM

JustJon wrote: Will this game be held in a museum? come again in the rice pudding?    not sure what you mean sir....if you mean do i have enough room, it shouldn't be a problem. i have 3 tables on the first floor to sit 8 each comfortably. then i have two tables on the deck to sit 14 more comfortably as long as it ain't raining. if so we can bring the tables in and i have plenty of room in the basement for two tables. i just may need someone to bring a couple decks of cards and some extra chips if we go over 24...if that's not what you meant then unread the two previous statement....

FUNKMAN

04-24-2006, 04:00 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: just bumpin it up<img src="http://binrock.net/photos/p/8070/sm" border="0" />just 10 more days... in your language that's 10just give me a heads up if you're coming and who else you're bringing that's playing, and let me know if you need directions, thanks...Funkjust 5 more dayspossible fantabulous prizes or possibly total and complete humiliation

spoon

04-24-2006, 11:16 PM

FORE!!!!!!I meant four!  More days that is.  I guess this rain makes me miss golf.

stickyfingers

04-25-2006, 04:09 AM

2 definites, 2 probables, 1 maybe....see you there.  Ron, PM me if you want that I bring anything in particular. Early weather reports are 62 and sunny.  So when Snoogans knocks you out you can go hang outside and grill or smoke or kick Funk's garbage cans in disgust.

Justice4all

04-25-2006, 04:22 AM

I'll be there. Seems like Funks game is the only one that I have ANY luck with! Thanks for the directions funk! And as stated before..let me know if I can bring anything.

ShelleBink

04-25-2006, 04:53 AM

I could use the kitchen therapy after this week, I'll probably make up some wings at Casa Snoogans

FUNKMAN

04-25-2006, 07:32 AM

thanks for the offers guys and Shelle i'm sure everyone would love the wings...i'm putting together a nice tripe and rhubarb salad myself   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /> really looking forward to hanging, playing, having a good time, and hopefully a little luck at the table!Funk

mdr55

04-25-2006, 01:21 PM

mdr55 + 2

FUNKMAN

04-25-2006, 01:36 PM

mdr55 wrote: mdr55 + 2 Very Nice!I'm looking at 21 confirmed now and waiting on at least 6 additional confirmations....

Justice4all

04-27-2006, 05:08 AM

mdr55 wrote: mdr55 + 2=just mdr   Trust me...I have some experience with this.

This message was edited by Justice4all on 4-27-06 @ 9:09 AM

mdr55

04-27-2006, 02:53 PM

HA! I got 1 confirmed (TJ), 1 maybe and still waiting for 1 more reply. Most likely be there between 6 p.m. -7 p.m.

FUNKMAN

04-27-2006, 07:25 PM

so far i have approx 25 confirmed and waiting on several more responses.  i'm just not sure if MDR is coming? anybody hear from him or his posse? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /> and very sorry to say that the staple of the Poker Games, Mr Poker man himself John Crippler will be unable to attend. hopefully somehow some way this situation can turnaround!

ShelleBink

04-28-2006, 02:32 PM

Can we kidnap him? BTW, I'm making regular chicken wings because I duno how "hot" everyone can handle.  And I'm making brownies.  No, Snoogans will not be helping and/or adding special ingredients.

Justice4all

04-28-2006, 03:25 PM

* whew* thanks Shelle. At least now I know I can drive home without being stopped after having one. And kidnap Crippler? Hmmm......well it could be done. If he was not already going to the Yanks game.That and you need 20 yards of rope and a Hummer...he is one tough bastard!

FezPaul

04-28-2006, 03:30 PM

Justice4all wrote:  That and you need 20 yards of rope and a Hummer...he is one tough bastard!I'll give you the rope, but someone else will have to give you a hummer.

FUNKMAN

04-28-2006, 06:47 PM

ShelleBink wrote: Can we kidnap him? BTW, I'm making regular chicken wings because I duno how "hot" everyone can handle.  And I'm making brownies.  No, Snoogans will not be helping and/or adding special ingredients. Thank You,   I'll make a nice fresh pot to go with them brownies...

Crippler

04-28-2006, 09:13 PM

Justice4all wrote: And kidnap Crippler? Hmmm......well it could be done. If he was not already going to the Yanks game.I'm afraid my silly friend speaks out of turn...while my family does have tickets to the Yanks/Jays game, I will be delivering them (they were sold at the last minute), not attending the game.It's a poorly-timed business trip & a baby's 1st birthday party that will be keeping me from the poker game, not a baseball game.  Hope everyone has fun, though.  And save me a brownie!

mdr55

04-29-2006, 10:50 AM

You got a pool table at your house or a basketball hoop???

Justice4all

04-30-2006, 06:41 AM

Would like to thank Funk and his family for being, as always, the perfect hosts. I had a great time. Food, spirits and fun were the main event. Did not make it to the final table but just was there to have fun. Thanks again....looking foward to your next game!

stickyfingers

04-30-2006, 07:39 AM

awesome time....I seriously want to pattern my lifestyle after Funk's.  Great family, house, and personality.  Thanks for everything except the couple extra pounds I gained eating everything that was thrown at me. FYI, it got down to four and they chopped the pot.  No board members were in it.  I finished 5th (first loser).  My best gal, Katie, was one of the final four.  I guess that's as close as RonFez.net got to cashing.

mdr55

04-30-2006, 08:00 AM

What a game! I made the final table. First hand I had pocket 2's and
went all in and the 5 other peeps went all-in too. So it was like A-A,
A-K, K-Q, J-J, A-10. The flop came out A-K-10. After that it was runner
runner 2-2. Holy shit I had quad 2's and took out 5 people in one hand
and won all the money!!!   Then I realized, WTF 5 Aces??? Makes no sense.      Then I woke up. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" />

FUNKMAN

04-30-2006, 08:24 AM

Thanks to everyone for coming out! It was a pleasure having you fine people over and it seemed everyone enjoyed themselves so that in itself made the night a success. Funk

ShelleBink

05-01-2006, 09:48 AM

Just want to say it was fun hanging with you crazy folks and a extra special thanks to Mrs Funk for the yummy burgers... and thanks to Funk for the use of his kitchen ((hope no one died from the hot sauce...))

FUNKMAN

05-01-2006, 09:55 AM

ShelleBink wrote: Just want to say it was fun hanging with you crazy folks and a extra special thanks to Mrs Funk for the yummy burgers... and thanks to Funk for the use of his kitchen ((hope no one died from the hot sauce...)) you deserve a Special Thanks yourself... not only for your company but the delicious wings and sauce which everyone loved as well as the homemade brownies!you're a keeper