Patrice Oneal

[drew in Jersey]

<table class="blue_border" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td class="blue_header" valign="top" colspan="2">&nbsp;</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" colspan="2"><h3>TUNE in XM202 FROM 8-10PMBLACK PHILLIP:RELATIONSHIP SHOW HOSTED BY ME </h3></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>Date/Time:</strong></td><td valign="top"><a href="http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mycalendar.day&calViewDate=03-11-2006&eUserID=51786344&Mytoken=D682B5B3-D3C8-FE1E-731614FB307B5B0F44498921"><strong><font color="#003399">Saturday March 11, 2006 </font></strong></a></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>Time:</strong></td><td valign="top"><strong>8:00am - 10:00am</strong> </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong /></td><td valign="top">&nbsp;</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>Location:</strong></td><td valign="top">XM 202 RADIO</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>Notes:</strong></td><td valign="top">LISTEN TO XM 202 SAT. NIGHTFROM 8PM-10PM AS I HOST THE BLACK PHILLIP:RELATIONSHIP SHOW with guest hosts Dante Nero &amp; Kat</td></tr></table>

[Marc with a c]

how about an east side dave relationship show.&nbsp; i would love him ruining relationships for two hours any night.<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

Shit.&nbsp; I wish I could listen, I'm playing a show with Unhallowed that night.&nbsp; Oh well, I hope they replay it on Sunday or make it available for download somewhere.

[FezPaul]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>why is drew in jersey speaking for patrice in the first person?</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 3-10-06 @ 9:00 PM</span>

[drew in Jersey]

Cause I do his web site and thought it would be&nbsp; a cool thing for people to listen to

[drew in Jersey]

<p>and i just took it from the myspace page he does</p>

[Marc with a c]

anybody catch the show?<br />

[tele7]

I think it's tomorrow @ 8am to 10.

[Fallon]

Isn't it in the PM?

[HBox]

Unfortunately, my current lack of a time machine has hindered my ability to jump forward in time to tonight so I can listen to the show, so, no, I have not listened to Patrice's show at this time.<br />

[Marc with a c]

sorry, if i actually took the time to read the original post i wouldnt have wasted your time.&nbsp; <br />

[MikeyTags]

Patrice Sucks.

[tele7]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Isn't it in the PM? <p>That would make more sense.&nbsp; Under time it says AM, but the title says PM.&nbsp; Pretty sure it's PM.&nbsp; Sooory.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by telecaster7 on 3-11-06 @ 1:29 AM</span>

[tele7]

How is Patrice going to work the word &quot;Mother-Fucker&quot; into a relationship show?

[wonderwoman]

I think Patrice is hysterical, I generally don't care to listen to O & A on a regular basis but ever since Patrice joined their show I catch myself tuning in just to listen to what he has to say. I hope they keep him because right now he's the only reason I even listen to O & A.

He's one funny guy. I always enjoyed all of his different commentaries from all the VH1 shows in the past that I have caught him on. I only watch web junk 20 to see and hear his comments.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Unfortunately, my current lack of a time machine has hindered my ability to jump forward in time to tonight so I can listen to the show, so, no, I have not listened to Patrice's show at this time.</font></font><br /><p>that's okay, Reynaldo will predict what happens on sunday...</p>

[drew in Jersey]

we will have clips of his XM show on his web site after it airs so people could check it out

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>MikeyTags</strong> wrote:<br />Patrice Sucks. <p>Witty.</p>

[3rol]

patrice is the shit - o &amp; a need to keep him on their show&nbsp;permanently

[Marc with a c]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />anybody catch the show?<br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>lets try this again. any comments?</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[coffeeal401]

<strong>wonderwoman</strong> wrote:<br />I think Patrice is hysterical, I generally don't care to listen to O &amp; A on a regular basis but ever since Patrice joined their show I catch myself tuning in just to listen to what he has to say. I hope they keep him because right now he's the only reason I even listen to O &amp; A. He's one funny guy. I always enjoyed all of his different commentaries from all the VH1 shows in the past that I have caught him on. I only watch web junk 20 to see and hear his comments. <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; thats when i turn the channel when hes on .he cant shine lil jimmy,s boots.</p>

[ADF]

<p>I listened to most of the show and wasn't terribly impressed. </p><p>Highlights - </p><ul><li>Patrice, when he doesn't dominate the conversation, is really funny. <br /></li><li>Opie on the board <br /></li><li>The dude Patrice brought in helped clarify some of Patrice's points<br /></li></ul><p>Suckiness-</p><ul><li>Patrice as lead mic totally dominates the conversation and screams over everybody.<br /></li><li>Relationship shows blow</li><li>Patrice's advice flat-out sucks</li><li>The callers were terrible</li><li>The chick on third mic brought nothing<br /></li></ul><p>Patrice has potential, but this isn't the format.<br /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ADF on 3-11-06 @ 10:55 PM</span>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">I listened to most of the show and wasn't terribly impressed.</span></p><p>Whene did you become The Simon Cowell of talk shows&nbsp;</p>

[MilkmanDann]

Patrice was really nervous and you could hear it in his voice, he even admitted it. That being said I recorded it and heard it this morning, was a fun show. Got a feeling this&nbsp;will be picked up, he'll settle down a bit. Opie reeled him in at times, ol' fatass did&nbsp;good I thought.

[Death Metal Moe]

Anyone know if they saw or heard about a replay?&nbsp; I like Patrice and would like to hear it, even though ADF is right.&nbsp; Relationship shows suck.

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2"><br />The show and Patrice were awesome. </font>

[El Mudo]

It was okay....I wasn't listening to it for any advice, but it was pretty entertaining

I'm glad they kept that awful woman under wraps...her voice was annoying and she really added nothing

[Reephdweller]

I liked it a lot, especially for a first show. It says something about someone when all your friends come in to support you. Heck most of the o&amp;a staff were on hand. Norton was great and Patrice was very funny.

[drew in Jersey]

<table class="blue_border" cellpadding="5" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td valign="top" colspan="2"><h3>XM 202 8-11PM BLACK PHILLIP:RELATIONSHIP SHOW WITH ME,DANTE NERO &amp; KATHLEEN ROLL </h3></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>Date/Time:</strong></td><td valign="top"><a href="http://events.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mycalendar.day&calViewDate=03-18-2006&eUserID=51786344&Mytoken=1557E04A-687A-9AC4-02D91038A6D9519D24259469"><strong><font color="#003399">Saturday March 18, 2006 </font></strong></a></td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>Time:</strong></td><td valign="top"><strong>8:00pm - 11:00pm</strong> </td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>Entry Type:</strong></td><td valign="top">Performance</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>Location:</strong></td><td valign="top">XM RADIO 202</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>City:</strong></td><td valign="top">NEW YORK</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>Zip:</strong></td><td valign="top">10019</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong>Notes:</strong></td><td valign="top">LISTEN TO BLACK PHILLIP:RELATIONSHIP SHOW HOSTED BY Patrice with Guests DANTE NERO &amp; KATHLEEN ROLL</td></tr><tr><td valign="top" align="right"><strong /></td><td valign="top">&nbsp;</td></tr></table>

[JoeYaDeadHomey]

anybody have a picture of kathleen roll? i couldnt find any.<br />

[Tall_James]

<img height="225" src="http://www.melvingoestodinner.com/PhyroGiants/kathleen.JPG" width="225" border="0" />

[JoeYaDeadHomey]

<p>thanks...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>if a voice ever matched&nbsp; a look on a face.. <br /></p>

[drew in Jersey]

&nbsp;<strong>Patrice Oneal </strong>who will be a panelist on <strong>CBS's Late Show</strong> <strong>with David Letterman Thursday (tomorrow or tonite</strong>) depending on when you get this email to promote his show VH1's webjunk 20 which was also featured in this Sunday's ny times.<br /><strong>Patrice</strong> will also be on Comedy Central's Standup Nation with Greg Giraldo this Friday night<br /><strong>www.patriceoneal.com</strong><br />

[Marc with a c]

he's on in a few

[Furtherman]

<p>He did a great job last night.&nbsp; Very funny... and when he reached over and grabbed Letterman's hand after he asked about the name Patrice, I lost it.... great job!</p>

[Fallon]

Yeah he was funny last night, seemed pretty relaxed. Dave seemed to be having a good time as well.

[drew in Jersey]

<p><span class="blacktextnb10"><font face="verdana" size="2">BLACK PHILLIP: RELATIONSHIP SHOW HOSTED BY Patrice Oneal with guest hosts DANTE NERO &amp; KATHLEEN ROLL <br />XM 202 @ 8PM<br />www.patriceoneal.com for more info</font></span></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by drew in Jersey on 4-19-06 @ 9:55 PM</span>

[IamFogHat]

<p>Patrice is one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet, and it's a great injustice that he's on that webjunk garbage, unless of course it allows him to sleep on a big pile of money with many beautiful women.&nbsp; </p><p>also that hour and a half+ segment a few months back on O&amp;A when he discussed relatinoships spawning his own radio show was seriously some of the best fucking radio I've ever heard in my life, and i listen to a shit ton of talk radio.</p>

[draftscout]

<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br>how about an east side dave relationship show.ÿ i would love him ruining relationships for two hours any night.<br />
<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

Yeah, I wonder if his bloody dick with blow-up doll fragments pasted to it will be on third mike? Lord knows that Roberto will be there.

I think Patrice is great, I hope that weekly sho comes through, but if they can do that.....they could give Ron and Fez a better replay schedule.

[Terragen]

<p>I have a feeling Ron and Fez will get their own channel next to&nbsp;the Virus.&nbsp;Change the name High Voltage to the Virus or something less cheesy,&nbsp;and Lazlow will do a show on RnF channel, along with replays and other shows.. and OnA will of course be covering the globe. In Monster Rain.</p>

[monsterone]

<p>probably not- in regards to r&amp;f getting their own channel, anytime soon.&nbsp; do you realize the exposure the boys get by being on 202 and o&amp;a getting picked up by cbs?&nbsp; indirectly they get a push w/o really trying to sell the show. r&amp;f get to do their show...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>to be honest, since the boys went to xm, the locations of new board members have kind of amazed me; at first i felt r&amp;f had more of a regional appeal to us in the nec- but the show has adapted, as the boys did going from nyc to dc, and i guess fla. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i think the boys put on a show that is best stumbled on to.&nbsp; might not sound flattering but they are a wielrd show that might be tough to swallow at first.&nbsp; but eventaully, the become more and more funny/ intreguing. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<strong>drew in Jersey</strong> wrote:<br /><p><span class="blacktextnb10"><font face="verdana" size="2">BLACK PHILLIP: RELATIONSHIP SHOW HOSTED BY Patrice Oneal with guest hosts DANTE NERO &amp; KATHLEEN ROLL <br />XM 202 @ 8PM<br />www.patriceoneal.com for more info</font></span></p><p><font size="2">Anyone have any idea how this is gonna effect the 6-9pm saturday&nbsp; replay of the Tuesday R&amp;F show ?</font></p><p><font size="2">Will that show be replayed at another time this weekend. It was the one show in the last few months that I have missed, and I was counting on that replay.</font></p>

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2">I missed the show last night (I set my my-fy) Is it going to be posted anywhere? Thanks</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I finally caught a piece of the show driving home.&nbsp; It caught about an hour, and I really liked it.&nbsp; I think Patrice is funny as hell, so I guess people who find him annoying will find his show annoying.&nbsp; </p><p>He does seem to have an mind for this shit&nbsp;and discusses stuff in his own way while keeping it funny.&nbsp; The best part is when he just goes &quot;Nigga, fuck you!&quot; to people on the phone and people right in the studio with him.&nbsp; He's a loudmouthed asshole, and that's what makes him funny as hell.</p>

[drew in Jersey]

<p>Just for people who didn't get a chance to see Patrice Onel on Letterman. There repeating it to night</p><p><span class="blacktextnb10"><font face="verdana" size="2">Check out&nbsp;Patrice tonight on David Letterman <br />at 11:30 on CBS<br /><br />http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/exclusives/wahoo/</font></span></p>

[Fallon]

Patrice is on Letterman again tonight after Kate Hudson.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />Patrice is on Letterman again tonight after Kate Hudson. <p>is it a new show?&nbsp; i will be tivoing it!!&nbsp; patrice is one funny moth- shutcha mouth</p>

[Furtherman]

<p><font color="#000000">Patrice O'Neal Is On Ellen DeGeneres Show @ 4pm Today.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>NBC, Channel 4.</p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#000066" size="3">Patrice O'Neal sucked on &quot;Tough Crowd*&quot; but kills everywhere else I see/hear him (O&amp;A, <em>Arrested Delelopment</em>,<em> The Office</em>) I hope he blows up soon, he's really funny!</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" color="#000066" size="3">*because Colin is an ass!</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 9-7-06 @ 9:38 PM</span>

[ronlevine]

You can see Kathleen Roll on the Cartoon Brew website. scroll down. she's a looker. There's also a picture of her on myspace. I saw her at the Steve Allen theatre in LA. She played Buff Badger the angry cartoon historian. She was great, and the pictures don't do her justice. She's megahot.
I listened to the first three Patrice Oniel shows. I thought that the second one was the best. She was the oil to Patrice's vinager.

[buzzard]

Anyone know if they saw or heard about a replay?&nbsp; I like Patrice and would like to hear it, even though ADF is right.&nbsp; Relationship shows suck.
Patrice's show is anything BUT that...you'd appreciate it Moe.

[ronlevine]

yeah I agree Patrice Oniels relationship shit sucks. He's best in small doses on O&A

[aceofspades7]

i'm going to see patrice at the dc improv in next weekend - can't wait

[buzzard]

I think Patrice is great! he adds perspective and has intelligent,intellectual humor...just sayin'

[Jughead]

Maybe im just not a fast thinker because he seems to me to think fast on his feet...When im listening to him its like he thinks way ahead of his mouth ..He knows what hes gonna say and most of the time the point at least to me makes sense!!

[Friday]

I adore Patrice. On OnA and off.

and he kissed me on the cheek... :wub:

[BoondockSaint]

I adore Patrice. On OnA and off.

and he kissed me on the cheek... :wub:

He mentioned that on his blog.
:innocent:

[WampusCrandle]

does anyone know if audible will be posting his most recent "Black Phillips" show - it was so damn good, i just need it!

[DolaMight]

Patrice O'Neal does a great job at just being interesting. On his "relationship show" he's barely out to go for the joke, he just lays down shit as he sees it. I love it, I love hearing him manipulate the callers. He's brilliant in a totally different way from other great comedians.

Also he gives some of the seeds a chance to talk instead of tearing them a new asshole because they can't talk right. He really gets alot outa them.

[TrevorDodds]

i don't know much about his show, but i do know that whenever he his on o and a talking about relationships or whatever i laugh my ass off.

[TheCarter]

I love Patrice. Almost everything that comes out of his mouth is funny. What makes him so fun to listen to is that he has a such a unique view of things. And for me that's always been the sign of a great comic, a unique view that makes you laugh and actually think.
Sure, he's all toilet humor and insults sometimes, but the way he presents his views is so different. How you need to "train a bitch" and how his girl is a "soldier". That shit kills me.

And of course there's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjIuPSuYSOY

[ralphbxny]

Since Patrice said it I have been trying to get a girlfriend for my chick....but i think its going to wind up being a grasso.

[Hottub]

It already has for me, Ralph. But hey...:tongue:

[ralphbxny]

I got def comedy jam on to see Patrice's set. This show stinks. Other than DL i havent laughed yet.

[ronolson1972]

i can not stand him.

[conman823]

i can not stand him.

LIIIINGERRRR lesser then.

Patrice ROCKS. I honestly think alot of people just don't like hearing a black persons views on something (or they haven't been exposed to those views in there real life)

He's a break from Aids jokes

[h8mtv]

Patrice is a funny fucker. I need to check his show out.

[Section 8]

I saw Patrice at The Stress Factory in NJ last year. I almost fell out of my seat on multiple occasions because I was laughing so hard.

He's definitely one of my favorite comedians, especially when he's not restricted by terrestrial radio or TV.

[S0S]

I think that mostly everyone has heard the spots for Mr. Ron Bennington's Unmasked of Patrice O'Neal starting this Saturday/Sunday.
Saturdays | 8PM ET | XM Comedy - XM 150
Sundays | 2PM ET | The Virus - XM 202
Encores:
Tuesdays | 3AM ET | XM Comedy - XM 150
Wednesdays | 10PM ET | XM Comedy - XM 150
Unmasked on XM (http://www.xmradio.com/onxm/series/unmasked.xmc)

Patrice O'Neal's Website (http://www.patriceoneal.com/)
Patrice O'Neal's MySpace (http://www.myspace.com/touristinbrazil)

[S0S]

The discussion betweenPatrice Oneal, Victoria Zdrok(Sex/Relationship Author/ Voyeurist) , and TJ Miller(improv artist known for Cloverfield) was spectacular radio in how they have different theories on relationships between men and women.

Check out http://www.opieandanthony.com/ for a video of Dr. Zdrock with less clothes on than normal.

:laugh:

[Death Metal Moe]

Thanks SOS. I will make sure to listen to a replay at some point tonight.

[DOHO@HOME]

HE IS ONE OF THOSE GUYS WHENEVER HE STARTS TO LAUGH,IT MAKES ME LAUGH AND MOST OF TIME I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHY I'M LAUGHING I JUST CAN'T STOP.
HE IS A FUNNY MOTHA FUCKA:lol::lol::lol::tongue::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[hexy68]

his insight on women is far advanced then I...i love to hear his opions..not many guys can force his girl into a threesome :clap:

[Friday]

i fucking LOVE Patrice and have told him so on many occasions.

But TODAY... he fucking pissed me off to no end. Not that Doctor Z had anything more relevant to say either. But he was just so freaking OBTUSE. I wanted to kick him in the jaw, to be perfectly honest.

In my opinion... Neither of them should be giving sexual advice to ANYONE. But they entertain... so let it be!

I still <3 Patrice. *sigh*

[hexy68]

i fucking LOVE Patrice and have told him so on many occasions.

But TODAY... he fucking pissed me off to no end. Not that Doctor Z had anything more relevant to say either. But he was just so freaking OBTUSE. I wanted to kick him in the jaw, to be perfectly honest.

In my opinion... Neither of them should be giving sexual advice to ANYONE. But they entertain... so let it be!

I still <3 Patrice. *sigh*

i agree Miss Friday...i wasn't sure who "won" todays dabate..but it was great to hear :thumbup:

[MikeB]

patrice's girl is now my favorite person alive after hearing her today.

[conman823]

i fucking LOVE Patrice and have told him so on many occasions.

But TODAY... he fucking pissed me off to no end. Not that Doctor Z had anything more relevant to say either. But he was just so freaking OBTUSE. I wanted to kick him in the jaw, to be perfectly honest.

In my opinion... Neither of them should be giving sexual advice to ANYONE. But they entertain... so let it be!

I still <3 Patrice. *sigh*

Patrices' "sex advise" is the perfect example of how something can work great in small doses. I was excited to hear him yesterday morning because i knew it would be a different perspective on the conversation. I loved his comments on Ant's break-up too.

His OBTUSE opinion everyday would absolutley kill it though.

Best show of the week easy.

"Your radio King Kong, and she's giving you PROBLEMS!"

[Death Metal Moe]

I'm forced to agree with what's been said about Patrice's argument with the russian doctor.

I just got so sick of him screaming at her everytime she opened her mouth. At points he was attaking her like she was some DJ that had dissed O&A. He was cursing at her and telling her he wanted to take her by her blonde hair and beat her up.

I understand Patrice has a very specific theory about men's and women's roles in relationships but there's no need to take out ALL your aggresions about things women do that you don't like on that ONE woman. The doctor was actually very cool if you ask me, and how can you get mad at a woman with tits like that?

Patrice didn't solve anything by yelling at that one woman.

All that said, I am still a huge Patrice fan, love him on the show, love his comedy and look forward to hearing him on O&A anytime, he just came off very angry this time.

[Snoogans]

I think he comes off that way alot more for entertainment then most of you guys think. yea he gets fired up and gets into shit. I do that too in a debate. No one is really gettin mad, more just competetive. She even said she liked him, he was entertaining. I think thats the reason for most of it

[tele7]

I can honestly say I don't think I ever laughed at anything Patrice has ever said. I find him really annoying.

[Snoogans]

I can honestly say I don't think I ever laughed at anything Patrice has ever said. I find him really annoying.

I bet you laugh at Chuck nice

[ChimneyFish]

I bet he laughs at Pete Nice.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/feature2_01.jpg

[MikeB]

I bet you laugh at Chuck nice
And David Duke

[conman823]

Chunk Nice= Uncle Tom

Patrice= Smash Mouth

John Bell from Z100= White, they just say he's black.

Linger Local!!

[dino_electropolis]

Patrice is the ONLY redeeming thing left on O&A, which has otherwise become tired and hack (i know, i know, using the word hack is hack)

Patrice's appearance on Friday's show was the funniest thing on XM outside of Ron and Fez.

I hope Patrice does put out a book or get his own show.......

[pittphantoms]

Patrice was great on O&A Friday, but his unmasked with Ronnie was OUTSTANDING. He really won me over in the interview.

Today I looked to see if his Def Jam performance was on ON DEMAND for HBO - and it was - episode 94. He also has two shorts in there as well where he goes on the street and interviews people for two minutes... All of it was really good... big fan of him hugging the white power guy.

[DolaMight]

I bet he laughs at Pete Nice.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/feature2_01.jpg

I bet he laughs at Greg Nice.

[WampusCrandle]

i havew been trying to find any of the Black Phillips Show and i just cant. i have the two from audible, but that is it. does anyone have any copies of the show that i can have?

[disneyspy]

ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM is on COMEDY CENTRAL right now