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mikeyboy
03-13-2006, 07:12 AM
From the show -- Osama Bin Laden's niece has a new reality show coming up tracking her pursuit of stardom.  Comedy Pyramid mission: come up with a title for the show.

FUNKMAN
03-13-2006, 07:14 AM
<p>Beat The Bomb Clock</p><p>The 72 Virgin Pyramid</p>

Hesher
03-13-2006, 07:16 AM
<p>Arabian Idol</p>

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 07:17 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Law and Order:&nbsp; Special Terrorist Unit</font></p>

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 07:18 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Who Wants to Be A Martyr</font></p>

Earlshog
03-13-2006, 07:18 AM
Afganistans most wanted

suggums
03-13-2006, 07:21 AM
3 phone blowups and counting

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 07:21 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Pimp My Camel</font>

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 07:22 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Trading Caves</font>

SinA
03-13-2006, 07:25 AM
Extreme Makover: Mosque Edition

Judge Smails
03-13-2006, 07:29 AM
<p>Arabian Headchopper</p>

Judge Smails
03-13-2006, 07:29 AM
Big Burkha

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 07:34 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Everybody Loves Mohammed</font>

Death Metal Moe
03-13-2006, 07:36 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Everybody Loves Mohammed</font> <p>Love you too Eli.</p>

Judge Smails
03-13-2006, 07:39 AM
Iraq Star: IED

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 07:42 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Everybody Loves Mohammed</font> <p>Love you too Eli.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Have to say that you are quick with the wit today, Moe.</font></p>

Tall_James
03-13-2006, 07:42 AM
America's Next Top Martyr

Judge Smails
03-13-2006, 07:42 AM
Bombscare Tactics

bobrobot
03-13-2006, 07:46 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Behead of the Class !</font></strong></p>

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 07:47 AM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099">Behead of the Class !</font></strong></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">We may be at the top there, Bobo.</font></p>

suggums
03-13-2006, 07:47 AM
<p>laden &amp; order</p><p>spongebomb&nbsp;</p>

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 07:48 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Muslim Eye For The Infidel Guy</font>

Greggie44
03-13-2006, 07:50 AM
with co-host Dick Clark, <em><strong>Arabian Bombstand</strong></em>

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 07:50 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">So You Think You Can Be A Sucide Bomber?</font>

Judge Smails
03-13-2006, 07:58 AM
<p>The Real World: Tora Bora</p>

bobrobot
03-13-2006, 08:00 AM
<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p>spongebomb&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">SpongeBomb TowelHead !</font></strong></p>

Badinia
03-13-2006, 08:01 AM
<p>Better for a zany, madcap sitcom about her adventures in the big city:<br /></p><p>&nbsp; Holy Shiite!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:DR4F_OcTDv3iDM:nate.calc.org/webalbum/fun" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp; Regards, Badinia</p>

A.J.
03-13-2006, 08:08 AM
<p><em>Eight Simple Rules for Uncovering My Daughter</em></p><p><img height="180" src="http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1700000/images/_1702342_saudibbc300.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

Death Metal Moe
03-13-2006, 08:09 AM
The Soul of Sand Nigger Charlie

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 08:13 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My Martyr, The Car Bomber.</font>

yomudder21
03-13-2006, 08:20 AM
<ol><li>Talibandstand</li><li>The MushaDeen Martin Roasts.</li><li>Who wants to be a Millionaire, who funds terrorism?</li><li>Average Jobar</li><li>Survivor: Hill of Rubble</li><li>Extreme Makeover: The how to downplay the fact that you are related to osama bin laden edition.</li><li>and .........Flava of Love.</li></ol>

EliSnow
03-13-2006, 08:25 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Where In The World Is Harry Tarjanian?</font>

TheRealEddie
03-13-2006, 08:27 AM
Martyr Tyler Moore <br />

x23x
03-13-2006, 08:28 AM
America's Funniest Hostage Beheading Videos<br />

bobrobot
03-13-2006, 08:28 AM
<p><strong><font color="#0000cc">Open Sesame Street !</font></strong></p><p><img height="91" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:DR4F_OcTDv3iDM:nate.calc.org/webalbum/fun" width="110" border="0" /></p>

mendyweiss
03-13-2006, 08:28 AM
What not to wear- Orange Jumpsuit.

x23x
03-13-2006, 08:33 AM
Viva la Boom<br />

Death Metal Moe
03-13-2006, 08:42 AM
Harold &amp; Kumar Go to White Castle

tele7
03-13-2006, 04:59 PM
Breaking Bin Ladin

FUNKMAN
03-13-2006, 05:11 PM
<p>The Weakest Stink</p><p>Bowling For Camels</p>

Spoil-Sport
03-13-2006, 05:15 PM
Old school 70's sitcom:&nbsp; That's My Osama

tele7
03-13-2006, 05:18 PM
The Hole

FUNKMAN
03-13-2006, 05:18 PM
The Dick Face Dyke Show

legroommusic
03-13-2006, 05:19 PM
I love komhenis ( love the 80's)

tele7
03-13-2006, 05:22 PM
Growing Up Jihadi

FUNKMAN
03-13-2006, 05:25 PM
The Young And The Chestless

tele7
03-13-2006, 05:30 PM
<p>Meet My Folks (no change needed)</p><p>Eliminate</p>

nevnut
03-13-2006, 05:56 PM
Bomb or No Bomb

FUNKMAN
03-13-2006, 06:46 PM
<p><font size="1">The Young And The Chestless </font></p><p>maybe i made a mistake?</p><p><img height="345" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060310/i/r2624299932.jpg?x=256&y=345&sig=pp_tPrJ_IqXAn19QGx3E8w--" width="256" border="0" /></p>

samnyc
03-13-2006, 07:06 PM
The Real World: Kabul

mothershucker
03-13-2006, 07:23 PM
The sharif life.<br />

samnyc
03-13-2006, 07:26 PM
<p>Kings of Qu'rans</p>

blakjeezis
03-13-2006, 08:01 PM
<sup><strong>P</strong>ardon <strong>T</strong>he<strong> I</strong>ntifada<br /></sup>

suggums
03-13-2006, 08:21 PM
<p>allah in the family</p><p>sheikfeld&nbsp;</p>

Greggie44
03-13-2006, 09:04 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br><sup><strong>P</strong>ardon <strong>T</strong>he<strong> I</strong>ntifada<br /></sup><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

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wrote:<br><sup><strong>H</strong>opefully, I will stop laughing tomorrow night
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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Greggie44 on 3-14-06 @ 1:10 AM</span>

AppleBoy
03-14-2006, 03:05 AM
I Dream of Falafel

A.J.
03-14-2006, 04:43 AM
<p>Shwarma and Greg</p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.ida.net/users/rdk/ces/Lesson12/market_shwarma.JPG" width="320" border="0" /></p>

Death Metal Moe
03-14-2006, 04:49 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Shwarma and Greg</p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.ida.net/users/rdk/ces/Lesson12/market_shwarma.JPG" width="320" border="0" /></p><p>There is NOTHING BETER than those things!&nbsp; They actually sell them in Paterson in a shop on Main St. in the Arabic section.&nbsp; I always get a couple.</p><p>I also remember in Syria, I would keep eating them even though the food and water was getting me sick and dehydrating me.&nbsp; They're that fucking good.</p>

A.J.
03-14-2006, 05:04 AM
<p>I have to admit Moe, they were one of the few culinary delights I enjoyed during my time in Saudi.</p><p>Chicken, pickles, and french fries wrapped in pita bread.&nbsp; I could do without the hummus though.</p>

MuleBrenner
03-14-2006, 05:11 AM
<p>I'm late, but better that than never:</p><p>The Real World/Road Side Challenge</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-14-2006, 06:07 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have to admit Moe, they were one of the few culinary delights I enjoyed during my time in Saudi.</p><p>Chicken, pickles, and french fries wrapped in pita bread.&nbsp; I could do without the hummus though.</p><p>They didn't put Hummus in all the ones I've ever had, and I can see where that might foul this little sandwich/wrap up.</p><p>For anyone who doesn't know, a Shawerma is a MIddle Eastern thing.&nbsp; That large spit of meat cooks all day spinning near a heating element.&nbsp; When you want a sandwich they cut it freshly off the spit, fry it up a little at the bottom and throw it in a piece of pita bread with onions, pickles and a yougurt sauce that just seems to be mostly plain yogurt.</p><p>Fucking amazing.</p>

SinA
03-14-2006, 06:11 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote: <p>For anyone who doesn't know, a Shawerma is a MIddle Eastern thing.&nbsp; That large spit of meat cooks all day spinning near a heating element.&nbsp; When you want a sandwich they cut it freshly off the spit, fry it up a little at the bottom and throw it in a piece of pita bread with onions, pickles and a yougurt sauce that just seems to be mostly plain yogurt.</p><p>like a gyro, but&nbsp;without all the unfortunate&nbsp;greek?</p>

Madrox
03-14-2006, 11:25 AM
Not sure if they could get away without changing the name at all, but I thought Project Runway would make sense...<br />

samnyc
03-14-2006, 11:32 AM
<p>What if she had her own radio talk show?</p><p>She could call it OnA for Osama and Allah</p>

Reynolds
03-14-2006, 11:35 AM
Towelhead Island

AirJordanJoe
03-14-2006, 02:45 PM
A classic - I Dream Of Jihad

&

A Gameshow - The Price is DEATH

FUNKMAN
03-14-2006, 03:17 PM
<font size="4">Exploder</font>

Death Metal Moe
03-14-2006, 03:20 PM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote: <p>For anyone who doesn't know, a Shawerma is a MIddle Eastern thing.&nbsp; That large spit of meat cooks all day spinning near a heating element.&nbsp; When you want a sandwich they cut it freshly off the spit, fry it up a little at the bottom and throw it in a piece of pita bread with onions, pickles and a yougurt sauce that just seems to be mostly plain yogurt.</p><p>like a gyro, but&nbsp;without all the unfortunate&nbsp;greek?</p><p>Yea, close to a gyro but doesn't have the spicy yogurt sauce.&nbsp; It's smaller and more portable than the gyro too, but maybe we're just getting an Americanized gyro. Not sure about that.</p>