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MHasegawa

03-13-2006, 09:45 AM

Anyone here know any good sites for call girls?  I can't find anything worthy of my dollar.

Death Metal Moe

03-13-2006, 10:03 AM

Norton's brought up that Craig's List site a lot but then I saw a thread on it on either this site or wackbag saying you get mixed results in there.

Justice4all

03-13-2006, 12:59 PM

Why not just fly out to NV and go here...<a href="http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html">http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html</a>

MHasegawa

03-13-2006, 01:49 PM

I'm serious, rube. Local NJ/NY

Hottub

03-13-2006, 02:10 PM

Check the last 20 pages of this...<img height="225" src="http://www.steppinoutmagazine.com/current/images/cover.jpg" width="183" border="0" />

This message was edited by Hottub on 3-13-06 @ 7:25 PM

mendyweiss

03-13-2006, 02:22 PM

I'm sure any "Oriental Spa" listed in your local spots page will take care of business.

ShelleBink

03-13-2006, 02:26 PM

Maybe check the local junior high school?

Death Metal Moe

03-13-2006, 02:35 PM

I remember your last post on this topic MHasegawa.  Not sure if payin' for it will make you feel much better, but good luck.  It's just not for me.

MHasegawa

03-13-2006, 03:23 PM

All I want is pussy, bro.  If the only way I can get it is by paying, then so be it.  I'm not one for relationships.

Gvac

03-13-2006, 03:33 PM

When I look at a prostitute all I see is a walking petri dish.  To each his own, I suppose.

Hottub

03-13-2006, 03:36 PM

<a href="http://www.steppinoutmagazine.com/" target="_blank">Here's the link to what i mentioned earlier.</a>I understand <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/story/79583p-73158c.html" target="_blank">Perry Cerf</a> shops here!

Recyclerz

03-13-2006, 03:59 PM

You gotta love the internet - MSNBC reviews two hooker review sites<a href="http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10879309/">http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10879309/</a>Happy shopping!

Hottub

03-13-2006, 04:06 PM

<a href="http://openadultdirectory.com/escorts/NJ/" target="_blank">1st page of google, got this!</a>Mmmm! High priced pussy!

MHasegawa

03-13-2006, 07:49 PM

Hottub fuckin rocks, thanks bro.

Billy Staples

03-14-2006, 06:43 AM

someone who indulges once told me about   eros.com   redheads all types, long islans, porn stars, uname it...so I heard

A.J.

03-14-2006, 06:47 AM

Gvac wrote: When I look at a prostitute all I see is a walking petri dish.  To each his own, I suppose. That and "sting operation".

JustJon

03-14-2006, 09:46 AM

A wise man once said to me, "When you have to start paying for it, it's game over."

Justice4all

03-14-2006, 09:53 AM

<a href="http://www.adultfriendfinder.com/">www.adultfriendfinder.com</a>  You really ought to check out that site. It costs to be a premium member but alot less then getting a whore.,

MHasegawa

03-14-2006, 10:16 AM

JustJon wrote: A wise man once said to me, "When you have to start paying for it, it's game over." It's a lot less hassle than having to going to bars and other places and having to cater to women's  every need and if you fuck up once, ONCE, they want nothing to do with me or they spew out that repulsive sentence "I just wanna be friends". It's unbelievibly frustrating and I don't have time for those bitches anymore. I've wasted enough time and emotion, seriously. 

This message was edited by MHasegawa on 3-14-06 @ 2:18 PM

JPMNICK

03-14-2006, 10:27 AM

MH -  don't sweat what all these people are saying. It's your choice. While I have never done it, and I doubt I ever will, I can def see the benefits of it. When you need a fuck, they are there, and then they get the hell out. If anything, it takes the edge off of you to always be wanting and looking for sex and will give you more of a chance to be yourself and meet a nice girl. But until then, open your checkbook

TheMojoPin

03-14-2006, 10:34 AM

In all honesty, a call girl is the last thing you need right now.  That much pent up frustration/anger/desperation/whatever towards women, trying to arange one to show up and "just" have sex with you could very likely send you into an even worse spiral.Look, I don't know you, and I'm not going to presume to have all the answers, but it really sounds like you need someone to talk to, as in professionally.  I'm not trying to be insulting or say you're crazy or whatever...but you're going out of your way in several threads now to emphasize how you're pretty much just "fed up" with women, and it sounds WELL beyond ye olde, "man, women are a pain in the ass to figure out"-type of complaints.  Going out of your way to have what you think will be sex without any kind of meotion or attachments could very well end up being the exact opposite if you really are in the state you make it sound like.  Maybe you're just overdoing it for dramatic effect, but if not, seriously, don't do this.  You don't HAVE to be dating or with someone all the time.  Take a few weeks, months, a year, whatever...take that time off and get your head right.  The last thing any woman needs right now, even if she is a call girl or hooker, is you taking these frustrations out on her.Please...don't.  I'm dead serious and not trying to be an ass.  Do NOT do this.

Steels

03-14-2006, 10:54 AM

JPMNICK hit the nail on the head Manny, I couldn't agree more. 
You have an appetite that needs to be taken care of, it's
natural.  I have several friends that are hard on their luck with
women and take the same route with no regrets.  My only advice
would be to try and use the most reputable of resources.  While
that may sound silly it's still important to keep it as clean and
professional as possible.

TheMojoPin

03-14-2006, 11:08 AM

But there's such a thing as just wanting to get laid, and then there's...wherever the heck he is right now.  Again, it could just be internet melodrama, but when you're spouting stuff that really makes it sound like you're just not a fan of women at ALL right now because of dating/relationship/whatever reasons, then even just trying to get "meaningless" sex might make things worse and he'd end up MORE miserable or, absolute worse case scenario, someone gets hurt, in ALL senses of the word.Like I said, maybe he does just want to get laid...but if he's in as bad a place as he keeps making it sound, he might want to rethink this, and take a time out from trying to date/have sex/women in general.  Sometimes you just need to clear your head and take some time for yourself.

TheMojoPin

03-14-2006, 11:24 AM

Well, I don't wanna derail his thread further...if you just wanna get your rocks off and you're sick of dating for the time being (and who hasn't hit that point?), hey, go have a grand ol' time.  If it IS something beyond that, I just ask that you stop and think twice before you go for it.  Vive la difference, man.

coffeeal401

03-14-2006, 11:38 AM

Upside down its all the same shit. GET IT DONE! owww.

Death Metal Moe

03-14-2006, 12:35 PM

The idea personally disgusts me, but we're not here to judge.You have a bunch of resources, go do what you have to do.

Billy Staples

03-14-2006, 01:52 PM

whoever said openyour check book...come on get real     everyone knows they don't take checks   I mean so I heard  and Moe FYI MollyRingwald is not a READhead....unless she does read alot   just between me and you bro!!! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /> isnt his fun now...all of a sudden this is fun again

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 3-14-06 @ 6:33 PM

Death Metal Moe

03-14-2006, 02:08 PM

Billy's right, I stink at proofreading.The funny part is, I had that sig in rotation years ago and no one's pointed out my typo until now.

Jennitalia

03-14-2006, 02:29 PM

MHasegawa wrote: JustJon wrote: A wise man once said to me, "When you have to start paying for it, it's game over."  It's a lot less hassle than having to going to bars and other places and having to cater to women's  every need and if you fuck up once, ONCE, they want nothing to do with me or they spew out that repulsive sentence "I just wanna be friends". It's unbelievibly frustrating and I don't have time for those bitches anymore. I've wasted enough time and emotion, seriously. This message was edited by MHasegawa on 3-14-06 @ 2:18 PMI'm sure there's much more to it than that.  Ever think that it could be how you're treating them?  Maybe you're a little too nice and eager to please.  Maybe you're coming off like an ass.  Maybe your personalities just don't match and they really do, in fact, want to be friends.  Lighten up.

Death Metal Moe

03-14-2006, 02:31 PM

I have no idea what MHasegawa's game is like with the ladies, but I know he's a fucking hysterical guy with a lot of personality.  He's outgoing and fun to be around.  I don't want to kiss him or anything, I just wanted to state that.  He's got a lot of good qualities that would make him a lot of fun to be around for a lady, I just have no idea how he is in relationships.

Billy Staples

03-14-2006, 02:34 PM

Moe It's Hard to be a pimp...huh?

Death Metal Moe

03-14-2006, 02:40 PM

Pimpin' aint east Big Daddy Staples!

Jennitalia

03-14-2006, 02:47 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote:   I don't want to kiss him or anything, I just wanted to state that.  sure you dont.

Death Metal Moe

03-14-2006, 02:49 PM

Jennitalia wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote:   I don't want to kiss him or anything, I just wanted to state that.  sure you dont.He he, I threw that in there for someone to have fun with.  Good job Jenn.

Bulldogcakes

03-14-2006, 03:59 PM

TheMojoPin wrote: In all honesty, a call girl is the last thing you need right now. That much pent up frustration/anger/desperation/whatever towards women, trying to arange one to show up and "just" have sex with you could very likely send you into an even worse spiral.Look, I don't know you, and I'm not going to presume to have all the answers, but it really sounds like you need someone to talk to, as in professionally. I'm not trying to be insulting or say you're crazy or whatever...but you're going out of your way in several threads now to emphasize how you're pretty much just "fed up" with women, and it sounds WELL beyond ye olde, "man, women are a pain in the ass to figure out"-type of complaints. Going out of your way to have what you think will be sex without any kind of meotion or attachments could very well end up being the exact opposite if you really are in the state you make it sound like. Maybe you're just overdoing it for dramatic effect, but if not, seriously, don't do this. You don't HAVE to be dating or with someone all the time. Take a few weeks, months, a year, whatever...take that time off and get your head right. The last thing any woman needs right now, even if she is a call girl or hooker, is you taking these frustrations out on her.Please...don't. I'm dead serious and not trying to be an ass. Do NOT do this. Thank you for posting that Mojo. I was thinking the same thing.He might just be at that age (teens to early 20's) where women play alot of games, guys are still figuring themselves out, and he's frustrated. The answer, as Jenn said, is to lighten up. Just have some fun and see who wants to come along for the ride. You'll do much better.   

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 3-14-06 @ 8:07 PM

Bulldogcakes

03-14-2006, 04:00 PM

Justice4all wrote: <a href="http://www.adultfriendfinder.com/">www.adultfriendfinder.com</a> You really ought to check out that site. It costs to be a premium member but alot less then getting a whore.,  Aren't most of the girls on that site pros? I always heard they were.

Death Metal Moe

03-14-2006, 04:16 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote:   Just have some fun and see who wants to come along for the ride. You'll do much better.   Just have to step in MHasegawa's corner for a second on this one.Waiting is gay.  You try to "take it as it comes" and before you know it years have gone by and your life is nowhere near where you wanted it to be.  Everybody you know is getting married and you're alone.  I understand his feelings here I just don't share his belief that this is a good solution.

Jennitalia

03-14-2006, 04:24 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Bulldogcakes wrote:   Just have some fun and see who wants to come along for the ride. You'll do much better.   Just have to step in MHasegawa's corner for a second on this one.Waiting is gay.  You try to "take it as it comes" and before you know it years have gone by and your life is nowhere near where you wanted it to be.  Everybody you know is getting married and you're alone.  I understand his feelings here I just don't share his belief that this is a good solution.i hear what you're saying.  I went through that also.  When you hit that point when all your friends and people around you are coupling up and/or getting married, you think that's what you're supposed to do, and you think that there's something wrong with you because you don't have anyone...yet.  You wonder if you'll ever find that person.  Yes, I do have somebody, and I love him to death, but I've gotten a little more self confident, and if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out.  I don't want to get married to him or anybody.  But hey, that could change down the line as I change.    Hang in there dude, we all feel that way.  It does get better.  And there is somebody out there for everybody.  Sometimes it just takes a while to find that person.

Death Metal Moe

03-14-2006, 04:27 PM

Sorry Jenn.  This "It all works out" stuff just doesn't cut it in the real word.  Bottom line is life sucks and some people end up miserable and alone.Not that you need another person to justify your life or anything, just some people want a relationship.

Jennitalia

03-14-2006, 04:38 PM

that's true, but you also have to take a step back and look at yourself, not necessarily in a nancy negative way, but as in if one way isn't working, maybe you should try something else, and by that i dont mean to be a total dick towards a girl.  working on yourself is hard work, and most people, myself included dont always work that hard at it when things arent going their way

Hottub

03-14-2006, 04:40 PM

I am not here to analyze Manny's psyche. He made a request, and I fulfilled it. Just as if one of you guys requested a particular song, or a restaurant, and I had the info.Mojo's post was valid. I will give him that. He also had the sense to back off.  After the 1st preachy post, it is time to go to PM or email.If you do want to reach out, budday, any one of us will take your PM. Until then, listen to the advise. Weigh the info that has been put before you. Talk to your Priest if necessary. and be careful where you bust your nut!

FUNKMAN

03-14-2006, 04:47 PM

and be careful where you bust your nut!<img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0002BGX9E.01-A3RFUV7V7U30B._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" />OUCH!<img height="183" src="http://www.marula.org.za/images/pic-cracking.jpg" width="261" border="0" />OOCHIE!<img height="252" src="http://kids.nutcrackermuseum.com/lessons/Lesson2/MVC-019F.JPG" width="334" border="0" />OH NELLY!

Bulldogcakes

03-14-2006, 04:49 PM

Yeah, just take a look at Hottub. If a funny looking bastard like him can find someone, ANYONE can!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" />

Hottub

03-14-2006, 05:42 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Yeah, just take a look at Hottub. If a funny looking bastard like him can find someone, ANYONE can!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /> It really is true. I am one lucky Motherfucker!!<img src="http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/431/bahamas1292320060356sg.jpg" border="0" />

Sheeplovr

03-14-2006, 06:10 PM

The funny part is, I had that sig in rotation years ago and no one's pointed out my typo until nowJust tell everyone I made it for you

Death Metal Moe

03-14-2006, 06:12 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:  The funny part is, I had that sig in rotation years ago and no one's pointed out my typo until now  Just tell everyone I made it for you No one will believe that because they know you don't want to be my pal.  You won't even invite me over to your house to watch that movie.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbdown.gif" border="0" />

A.J.

03-15-2006, 03:44 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Sorry Jenn.  This "It all works out" stuff just doesn't cut it in the real word.  Bottom line is life sucks and some people end up miserable and alone.Not that you need another person to justify your life or anything, just some people want a relationship.Or they end up alone and happy.

MHasegawa

03-15-2006, 12:59 PM

Jennitalia wrote: MHasegawa wrote: JustJon wrote: A wise man once said to me, "When you have to start paying for it, it's game over." It's a lot less hassle than having to going to bars and other places and having to cater to women's every need and if you fuck up once, ONCE, they want nothing to do with me or they spew out that repulsive sentence "I just wanna be friends". It's unbelievibly frustrating and I don't have time for those bitches anymore. I've wasted enough time and emotion, seriously. This message was edited by MHasegawa on 3-14-06 @ 2:18 PM I'm sure there's much more to it than that. Ever think that it could be how you're treating them? Maybe you're a little too nice and eager to please. Maybe you're coming off like an ass. Maybe your personalities just don't match and they really do, in fact, want to be friends. Lighten up. Jenn, you have a very good point.  At first I thought being quick to make them happy would work be a good set-up to get into a relationship (exclusive or non-exclusive); because if I wait a little longer, they find someone else.  So now it is next to impossible for me to trust a woman, ever.  You're probably right, it's probably my fault for not having no patience but I've burned myself out already so I feel it's my only choice is to pay. Thanks for your opinion though, seriously.

ShelleBink

03-15-2006, 01:03 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: Justice4all wrote: <a href="http://www.adultfriendfinder.com/">www.adultfriendfinder.com</a> You really ought to check out that site. It costs to be a premium member but alot less then getting a whore., Aren't most of the girls on that site pros? I always heard they were.   I just did a search for guys on that site for giggles... and there were no pictures from the waist up.  COCKS GALORE.

Bulldogcakes

03-15-2006, 03:33 PM

ShelleBink wrote:I just did a search for guys on that site for giggles... and there were no pictures from the waist up. COCKS GALORE.   Awww. How romantic.

Death Metal Moe

03-15-2006, 05:23 PM

A.J. wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: Sorry Jenn.  This "It all works out" stuff just doesn't cut it in the real word.  Bottom line is life sucks and some people end up miserable and alone.Not that you need another person to justify your life or anything, just some people want a relationship.Or they end up alone and happy.That's a good point I neglected to reflect in my posts.  Some people are happier NOT in relationships.  I was trying to bring up that point with the "Not that you need another person to justify your life or anything, just some people want a relationship." part.  I don't get up every morning thinking I'm any less important or less of a person because I'm alone, I just know it gets really fucking old really fucking fast and I'd rather have someone.  You start to wonder "What's so wrong with me?" and it eventually makes you bitter and angry.

A.J.

03-16-2006, 04:16 AM

Some people are happier NOT in relationships. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" />I was trying to bring up that point with the "Not that you need another person to justify your life or anything, just some people want a relationship." part.  Oh, I knew that's what you meant Moe.  I just wanted to point out that some people are quite content being alone.

mendyweiss

03-16-2006, 04:51 AM

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

Jennitalia

03-16-2006, 05:08 AM

justice could probably help you out with getting laid, in all seriousness.  he knows a lot of loose chicks, and he's hip to all those swinger sites.   

Bill From Yorktown

03-22-2006, 11:32 AM

Jennitalia wrote: justice could probably help you out with getting laid, in all seriousness.  he knows a lot of loose chicks, and he's hip to all those swinger sites.    I may have to drop him a line myself - just got divorced, havent been laid in a LONG time, and not in the mood for dating/relationships right now.