FIX THE PHONES (plz sign)

[Dirtybird12]

<p><a href="http://www.fixthephones.com/"><font color="#800080">Fixthephones.com</font></a> launched today to encourage XM Satellite Radio to upgrade their telephone system for High Voltage Channel 202 programming. <br /><br />The website contains an explanation of the current complaint, along with a link to an online petition for subscribers to sign. </p><p><a href="http://www.fixthephones.com/"><font color="#800080" size="3">Fixthephones.com</font></a><font size="3"> <strong>hopes to generate enough attention and signatures to make the corporate staff of XM Satellite radio acknowledge this issue and upgrade their current crippled telephone system as soon as possible. <br /></strong></font><br />For more information, please visit Fix the Phones at <a href="http://www.fixthephones.com/"><font color="#800080">Fixthephones.com</font></a> or contact Jo Parker at <a href="mailto:fixthephones@gmail.com"><font color="#800080">fixthephones@gmail.com</font></a>. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 3-14-06 @ 4:07 PM</span>

[JerseyRich]

<p>Nice!</p><p>Done.&nbsp;</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I'm in.</font></p>

[GlassJoe]

<p>In.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;http://www.myspace.com/fixthephones&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>who did the myspace page?&nbsp;</p>

[MadMatt]

<p>I signed!</p><p>BTW - Perrynoid really IS paranoid, isn't he.&nbsp; Wow, thought that was an act.</p>

[blakjeezis]

Yeah. I'm in.<br />

[suggums]

brilliant, glad someone took initiative<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

Done and done.

[tele7]

Me too

[curtoid]

<p>Done - funny, though, that one of those self-generating ads for Stern and Sirius pops up on the &quot;view page,&quot; tho! Right in the middle of the signatures, as if there to mock us like <a href="http://www.doublewidz.com/ssfileupload/store/letterman/tape2_clip2.wmv" target="_self">6 guys with signs outisde our limo</a>.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Perry - thanks for taking on this one man campaign! Very cool.</p>

[margin]

i guess it really was six guys

[Marc with a c]

<strong>curtoid</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Done - funny, though, that one of those self-generating ads for Stern and Sirius pops up on the &quot;view page,&quot; tho! Right in the middle of the signatures, as if there to mock us like <a href="http://www.doublewidz.com/ssfileupload/store/letterman/tape2_clip2.wmv" target="_self">6 guys with signs outisde our limo</a>.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>those guys really showed howard. </p>

[Dirtybird12]

i just wrote a song and was the first to sign it. Im not sure who started this website. wasnt me. Someone with the name FIXTHEPHONES. - They hit me up on mysapce with the name fixthephones.com

[booster11373]

<a href="http://www.doublewidz.com/ssfileupload/store/letterman/tape2_clip2.wmv" target="_self">6 guys with signs outisde our limo</a>. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>So whats the point of that?</p>

[bobrobot]

<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/dood.jpg" border="0" />

[Billy Staples]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">Isn't is just sad that something like this even has to be done to listen and properly enjoy a radio show.</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4" /></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">It isn't an extravagence, it's a necessity and it has to reach this level</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4" /></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">I find it pitiful, I really do</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4" /></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">God Bless Ron and Fez</font></p>

[margin]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br />i just wrote a song and was the first to sign it. Im not sure who started this website. wasnt me. Someone with the name FIXTHEPHONES. - They hit me up on mysapce with the name fixthephones.com <p>must have been an insider, the ron and fez conspiracy thickens</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>wow. I have a feeling howard stern will quit the biz after that attack! <br />How can he ever recover from THAT?!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CircusFreak on 3-14-06 @ 5:32 PM</span>

[Rogerman]

I'm in.&nbsp; Thanks for taking more action than the &quot;powers that be!&quot;

[SinA]

<p>did it.</p><p>funny that the ads by google were for howard.</p>

[Gvac]

Done deal.<br />

[MadMatt]

<p><u>To rip off my own MySpace comment</u>:</p><p><font size="3">The Phones Must Be Fixed!!!<br /><br />However, the upside is that if you play the <strong>&quot;Fix the Phones&quot; drinking game,</strong> you will get hammered in no time. Just chug a beer/take a shot everytime the phones go down. You'll be toasted in about 30 min.</font> </p>

[FezPaul]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>glad to help, you know I'll do anything for my Godfather.</p>

[Fix_The_Phones]

<p>Hello everyone</p><p>&nbsp;I setup and am running fixthephones.com. I am a long time listener of R&amp;F, however I am one of the silent fans you usually don't hear from ;) <br /> </p><p>I just wanted to say that fixthephones.com and myself are not affiliated with the show beyond being a listener.<br /></p><p>Lets spread the word and get these phones fixed already. I am so jonesing for a real comedy pyramid and more things like the BACs and such. Think of all the really funny people we haven't heard from yet because the phones suck. We can't get that stuff until we get the phones fixed. So let's be positive and productive and show XM that the situation right now is not acceptable. <br /></p><p>Thanks!</p><p>Jo</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TheQuestion]

You are doing the Lord's work, ma'am.<br />

[Hottub]

<p>Thanks Jo. You ROCK!!</p><p>Nice job! Hopefully somebody will listen.</p><p>And thanks to Perry for making this thread, and whoring on MySpace!</p><p>Spread the Iris people!!</p>

[suggums]

i want to say i just found my new avatar...think he'd mind?<br />

[GreyHoodyShirt]

<p>Didn't Earl smash his own phone when he screwed up the Grammy recording
for O&amp;A ?&nbsp; He needs to channel that phone smashing energy. <br /></p><p><img border="0" src="http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/8515/xmphones5pi.gif" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by GreyHoodyShirt on 3-14-06 @ 9:58 PM</span>

[Earlshog]

<p>Earls gonna fix this problem</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.irwebonline.com/acatalog/t6-screwdriver.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Earlshog]

<p>My bad that should have been a Philips head...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="413" src="http://www.geneseemfg.com/examples/tool-01l.jpg" width="551" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

What you want on this phonebank?

[Billy Staples]

<p><font size="3">I think I found the problem. This explains why all the&nbsp;calls are.......<strong>DROPPED!!!</strong></font></p><p><img height="337" src="http://www.perinterim.com/mediac/400_0/media/phonebank.jpg" width="372" border="0" /></p><p>HAHA HOHO..i KILL ME oh my sides hurt, someone stop me, why arent I on tv or radio with this stuff...oh god oh god Oh god, I cant breathe.....whew ok ok I gotta stop being this good ....I feel like the Roman guard trys not to laugh when he says....biggus dickus</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>i know this dick has something to do with it</p><p><img src="http://www.thebigt.com/verizon.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[TheRealEddie]

<p>Are you kidding me? A petition thread on ronfez.net?</p><p>omglolroflllololocoper </p><p>kthxbye&nbsp;</p>

[fezshog]

fuckin fix the phones earl you lazy fuck

[PapaBear]

Hey Perry... If you can get XM to pay you a royalty every time they play your Fix the Phones song, you should be able to make enough cash to buy them a new phone system as a present!

[TheRealEddie]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Hey Perry... If you can get XM to pay you a royalty every time they play your Fix the Phones song, you should be able to make enough cash to buy them a new phone system as a present!<p>&nbsp;</p>heh, we should have a ronfez.net paypal collection for fixing the phones. We can call it a phone-a-thon.<br />

[PapaBear]

Ron &amp; Fez could have a telathon. Oh, wait... the phones would crash.

[TheRealEddie]

<p><br /></p><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Ron &amp; Fez could have a telathon. Oh, wait... the phones would crash.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>bah, I knew phone-a-thon didnt sound right..its bedtime for bonzo.<br /></p>

[MobCounty]

/signed

[yomudder21]

I like the Perry song though.....I'm not signing.

[wonderwoman]

<p>I'M IN SINATURE WISE MY HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE LIST. &nbsp;ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR SHOW I'M ALL FOR IT. THIS PHONE SITUATION IS GETTING A BIT RIDICULOUS. I mean they a freaking satellite company for goodness sake&nbsp;they shouldn't have such&nbsp;crappy phone systems. &nbsp;</p>

[wonderwoman]

<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">Isn't is just sad that something like this even has to be done to listen and properly enjoy a radio show.</font></p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4" /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4"><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">It isn't an extravagence, it's a necessity and it has to reach this level</font></p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4" /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4"><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">I find it pitiful, I really do</font></p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4" /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4"><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="4">God Bless Ron and Fez</font></p><p>I have to agree with Billy on this one.</p></font></font></font>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...I NEED YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION WHILE I READ THIS LATE BREAKING ANNOUNCEMENT.....I HAVE SIGNED THE LIST.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>THAT WILL BE ALL.</p>

[UnknownPD]

<p><font size="2">I find it pitiful, I really do</font></p><p><font size="2">...and no one knows pitiful like Billy</font></p>

[Terragen]

<p>I'm Number 9!!! Number 9, Number 9, Number 9, just like Ron and Fezzy on the top 10 &quot;SHOCKJOCKS&quot; W00T Fix those phones before I flush my XM etc...!!!!</p>

[Gvac]

I hope like hell those fucking phones are fixed when the boys get back from vacation.<br />

[WhistlePig]

Thanks for bumping up this thread GVAC...I didn't see it the first time around. I
signed--we're up to 99 signatures.

[ADF]

Something tells me that this petition is about as effective as that penis cream I... um, I hope it works out!<br />

[GlassJoe]

<p>As Anthony said during the whole &quot;Black Earl/Grammy Awards&quot; debacle:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;E-LO...WIKI...GET THEM THE FUCKING SHIT THAT THEY NEED!!!!&quot;<br />
</p>

[Billy Staples]

<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />Thanks for bumping up this thread GVAC...I didn't see it the first time around. I signed--we're up to 99 signatures. <p>how many members did somone say we had last week?</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />Thanks for bumping up this thread GVAC...I didn't see it the first time around. I signed--we're up to 99 signatures. <p>how many members did somone say we had last week?</p><p>The percentage of members who signed probably reflects the percentage of citizens who vote in elections.</p>

[dweezler]

Signed it.&nbsp; Up to 103 now.&nbsp; We need a lot more.

[Billy Staples]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />Thanks for bumping up this thread GVAC...I didn't see it the first time around. I signed--we're up to 99 signatures. <p>how many members did somone say we had last week?</p><p>The percentage of members who signed probably reflects the percentage of citizens who vote in elections.</p><p>OH shit...this is math isn't and has nothing to do with grams or kilos.&nbsp; OK grams, I never really had a use for the weight of a kilo</p>