Names

[rooter]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Lance <strong>ARM</strong>strong is a really stupid name for an athlete in a sport that relies solely on the use of their legs. <br /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Beasley Reece</p><p>Spider Lockhart</p><p>World B Free</p>

[MHasegawa]

Otis Birdsong<br />

[Fallon]

Bruce Shoebottom
http://www.hockeyautographexchange.com/cards/bruceshoebottom.jpg

[Don Stugots]

<p>Milton Bradley, Coco Krisp, I.P. Freely.</p>

[SinA]

<p>bake mcbride, also has the best hair in baseball</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/bake_mcbride_autograph.jpg" width="212" border="0" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

<img src="http://207.21.243.204/images/7782.jpg" border="0" />

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">from my high school yearbook...</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/ormporn.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">she's from Thailand.</font></strong></p>

[Don Stugots]

I went to school with an Obafimi Safari.&nbsp; I remember the teacher telling the class to call him Dave to make it easier for us to talk to him.&nbsp; this was 1983 before political correctness.&nbsp;

[Judge Smails]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/writers/peter_king/04/23/drafts.five.things.1/p1_simeon-getty.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>Simeon Rice always cracks me up.&nbsp; Sounds like simian to me.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by judge_smails on 3-16-06 @ 12:45 PM</span>

[A.J.]

<p>I had a high school classmate named Suzie Dung.</p><p>EDIT:&nbsp; And I worked with a guy named Harry Bush.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by A.J. on 3-16-06 @ 1:01 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>had a Manager at our company - Dick Seamen</p><p>we used to pick funny names out of the phonebook and make prank phonecalls...</p><p>we called this guy with the last name of Roach - we claimed we were the exterminator and were coming to get e'm 'in our best creepy kid voice'...</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>I've mentioned this before in another thread but I worked at Caldor when I was in highschool and one of the guys I worked with was called (swear to god): &nbsp;Cumless Patel.</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've mentioned this before in another thread but I worked at Caldor when I was in highschool and one of the guys I worked with was called (swear to god): &nbsp;Cumless Patel.</p><p>&quot;Hi, Pleased to meet you, I am Stugots.&quot;</p><p>&quot;Hi there, my name is Cumless&quot;</p><p>&quot;Really?&nbsp; Sorry to hear that.&nbsp; Maybe you can see a DR. about that or something.&quot;</p>

[mendyweiss]

<img height="388" src="http://www.findagrave.com/photos/2002/232/12221_1029948580.jpg" width="232" border="0" />Harry &quot;Happy&quot; Maione

[MHasegawa]

<p>Bun Cook</p><p><img width="175" height="250" border="0" src="http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nhl/nyr/buncooknyr.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hap Day</p><img width="175" height="250" border="0" src="http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nhl/tml/dayTMl.jpg" />

[GreyHoodyShirt]

<p>And Earl's pick....James Mason.&nbsp; It doesn't fit at all.</p>

[spazemunky]

<p><img width="164" height="216" border="0" src="http://www.geocities.com/linkgaetz23/Link.jpg" alt="Link Gaetz" title="Link Gaetz" /></p><p>&nbsp;Madmen of hockeys past, Link Gaetz.</p><p><img width="500" height="500" border="0" src="http://nhl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1864274dt.jpg" alt="Bob Probert" title="Bob Probert" /></p><p>i guess his full name is Robert Probert.&nbsp; no wonder these guys were so pissed off all the time.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Chris Hamburger</p><p><img height="250" src="http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/washington/hanburgerwas.jpg" width="185" border="0" /></p><p>Now I'm staavin'</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 3-16-06 @ 3:56 PM</span>

[Crippler]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>bake mcbride, also has the best hair in baseball</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/bake_mcbride_autograph.jpg" width="212" border="0" /></p><p>McBride may have had the better name, but no one had better hair than...</p><p><img height="358" src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/133613871.jpg" width="613" border="0" /></p><p>OG style, baby!</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>GreyHoodyShirt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And Earl's pick....James Mason.&nbsp; It doesn't fit at all.</p><p>It's amazing how GHS can turn any topic into an excuse to bash Earl.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Crippler</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="358" src="http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/133613871.jpg" width="613" border="0" /></p><p>gee gee ge</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Still my favorite ballplayer:</p><p><img src="http://www.ducey.com/Graphics/PapaCard.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[tele7]

<p><img src="http://images.art.com/images/-/Medford-Taylor/Storm-clouds-and-a-rainbow-over-a-Manitoba-wheat-field--B10243856.jpeg" border="0" /></p><p>Storm Field</p>

[Coach]

<p>From my world:</p><p><font size="7">Misty Hymen!!!!</font></p>

[monsterone]

please see what is fez's real name thread<br />