Fez's real name

[Rockvillejoe]

<p><font size="3">There was intense, broad speculation at my office &nbsp;regarding Fez Marie Whatley's real name. I maintain the name Fez is actually a nickname&nbsp; for &quot;funny, entertaining zealot&quot; F-E-Z.&nbsp;But what in fact is Fez's real name? Is it well known to only the numeric card members of that god damned secret society that I so wish to be a part of, but alas, will never be? Is it a masonic non de plume? That too, out of ones reach.&nbsp;&nbsp; This is quite maddening, I must say. Could someone please clarify and illuminate this verbose, colloquial, run on sentenced&nbsp;writer? A thousand thank you's in advance, my lieges.</font></p>

[mikeyboy]

Fez's real name has been hinted at (sometimes none too subtly) on the air many times, but in the interest of Fez's privacy, we don't allow it to be posted here.

[A.J.]

It's Reg Dwight.

[TheMojoPin]

Just to reiterate what Mikey said, if R&amp;F wanted their real names known, they'd do a much better job of doing so.&nbsp; Ron has teased Fezzie about his real name on the show, so much so that you can pretty easily figure what it is, but overall they've remained very private about such specific details about their off-air lives, so we try and respect that sentiment.

[Judge Smails]

<p>Jean-Paul Beaubier</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Fez's real name has been hinted at (sometimes none too subtly) on the air many times, but in the interest of Fez's privacy, we don't allow it to be posted here. <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">In fact, if you were listening to any shows in the last couple of weeks, you may have heard it. Or you may not have.</font></p>

[Rutger__Hauer]

Rollo Tomasi

[Dougie Brootal]

Rutger Hauer

[TheMojoPin]

<p>Mistretto.</p><p>Gallano.</p><p>Mistretto.</p><p>Gallano.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>Ace!</p><p>Chief!</p><p>MCCLOUD!!!</p>

[SatCam]

I maintain the name Fez is actually a nickname for "funny, entertaining zealot" F-E-Z.

Maybe it's for "Foreign exchange student"?

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/11/09/inside-lohan.jpg

[SatCam]

if R&F wanted their real names known

Ron too? I wonder what his real name is...........

[curtoid]

Anthony Cumia and Gregg Hughes - so you can understand why they had to change it.

[GreyHoodyShirt]

<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />Just to reiterate what Mikey said, if R&amp;F wanted their real names known, they'd do a much better job of doing so.&nbsp; <p>Fez and Bubba have something in common.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by GreyHoodyShirt on 3-16-06 @ 3:29 PM</span>

[Rutger__Hauer]

<img height="257" src="http://images.radcity.net/5120/908952.jpg" width="225" border="0" />

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />...in the interest of Fez's privacy, we don't allow it to be posted here. <p><font color="#000066" size="2">Fuck that, I'm posting it:</font></p><p><font color="#000066" size="2">Fez's real name is <strong>Dr. Tobias F&uuml;nke</strong></font></p><p><img height="100" src="http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4278/analrapist7ca.jpg" width="167" align="middle" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Doctor Manhattan on 3-16-06 @ 3:32 PM</span>

[suggums]

<p>Feztonio</p><p><font color="#ffffff">todd</font> <br /></p>

[mendyweiss]

I thought Fez's drivers license says Dita Von Teese.

[EliSnow]

<strong>Doctor Manhattan</strong> wrote: <p><font color="#000066" size="2">Fuck that, I'm posting it:</font></p><p><font color="#000066" size="2">Fez's real name is <strong>Dr. Tobias F&uuml;nke</strong></font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">So he's an analrapist?</font></p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>Rutger__Hauer</strong> wrote:<br />Rollo Tomasi <p>In fact, I listen with great&nbsp;attention &nbsp;to every show, as I record them on my portable XM receiver, yet I have not caught any reference to his real name. I will be listening even closer from this moment on, I assure you, thank you, Mr. Hauer. &nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

Fezerella Marie von Whatleigh

[KC2OSO]

It's Amanda Reckonwith.<br />

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">So he's an analrapist?</font><p><font color="#000066" size="2">It wasn&rsquo;t really the pronunciation that bothered me...</font></p>

[IrishAlkey]

Zef.

[stinkbud]

Just do some research on convicted child touchers currently living on Retard Island, you will find it fast.<br />

[torker]

<strong>Rutger__Hauer</strong> wrote:<br /><img height="257" src="http://images.radcity.net/5120/908952.jpg" width="225" border="0" /> <p><img height="264" src="http://www.emblibrary.com/EL/product_images/W5885.jpg" width="172" border="0" /></p>

[badorties]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />if R&amp;F wanted their real names known Ron too? I wonder what <em>his</em> real name is........... <p>it's time he came out behind the curtain, and go by his real name -- ronaldo</p>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Rutger__Hauer</strong> wrote:<br /><img height="257" src="http://images.radcity.net/5120/908952.jpg" width="225" border="0" /> <p><img height="264" src="http://www.emblibrary.com/EL/product_images/W5885.jpg" width="172" border="0" /></p><p>Now I know what &quot;H&quot; means...</p>

[SatCam]

Just do some research on convicted child touchers currently living on Retard Island, you will find it fast.

http://members.cox.net/david.maki/images/peppers.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

Mo Lester

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

Fez's real name is Hey Nonny Nah Noo<br />

[JustJon]

ok, we can't post his real name on here, but I'll let you in on a secret.&nbsp; he has a name on the board.&nbsp; he posts under the name Death Metal Moe.&nbsp; look for him.&nbsp; he posts occassionally.<br />

[Marc with a c]

<p>Keyser Soze.&nbsp; </p><p>just kidding im pretty sure its William Hine.</p>

[Judge Smails]

Art Vanderlay

[Jennitalia]

Mike Hunt

[booster11373]

<p>Fez's real is Ron Bennington.</p><p>Now it's &quot;Ron's&quot; real name you should be worried about</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />Mike Hunt <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">What about Mike Hock?</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 3-16-06 @ 4:54 PM</span>

[Rockvillejoe]

<p>Richard &quot;Dick&quot; Gozinya</p>

[BoondockSaint]

<font size="2">Armin Tamzarian </font>

[booster11373]

Chester Putmyballzonya

[Hottub]

Phil McCracken.

[Marc with a c]

<p>Samuel Clemens </p>

[Rockvillejoe]

Richard Cranium&nbsp; (sorry, but I still find this shit funny at 51).

[Mike Rotch]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />Mike HuntWHO TOLD YOU!<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Fez Bojangles Whatley</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/fezhead.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

Doctor Von Nostren

[Gvac]

Tyrone Shoelaces.<br />

[booster11373]

Nosmo King

[Reephdweller]

<p>Fez's real name is Amanda Hugnkiss</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

buster Heinmen

[FUNKMAN]

Jim Nasium

[FezPaul]

Bob O'Golem

[FUNKMAN]

Dick Sores

[Marc with a c]

Jesus Fez Christ

[Sheeplovr]

or&nbsp; Wiki Pedia <br />

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[FUNKMAN]

Melikem Manass

[Judge Smails]

Hugh G. Rection

[FUNKMAN]

Rumfor Atecox

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2">Ima Cumming</font></p>

[PanterA]

Annie Cockeldoo

[SinA]

Phil McCrackin

[UnknownPD]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Claude Balls</p>

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Heywood Jablome</font></p>

[MobCounty]

<p>Damn and all this time I thought it really was Phatty Pnumonia..</p>

[samnyc]

<p>I don't know for sure but based on many hours of listening it could be Todd or Gary</p>

[feralBoy]

Doesn't ron do the voice of Fez, earl and east side dave?&nbsp; He's so talented.

[monsterone]

lee donowitz - he's looking to <em>produce</em> dr. zhivago

[bobrobot]

Bob O'Golem <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Ha Ha Ha... FezPaul thinks Fezzy's Irish...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">HEYYY!!!</font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-16-06 @ 5:59 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong>Wladziu Valentino Liberace Jr.</strong></p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/LiberaceinHotPantssinglecopy.jpg<br /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 3-16-06 @ 6:59 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Master Bang <br />Sheldon K Barfuss <br />Sandy Clay <br />Dick Clip <br />Skip Dickerson <br />Guido Frackers <br />Prunella Francois <br />Robin Hood <br />Misty Kipper <br />John Orifice <br />Misty Raney <br />Bruce J Studley <br />Barry Terranova <br />Vyvvy Vo <br />Polly Waddle <br />Duck Yoo <br />Ali Jalali, </font></strong><strong><font color="#000099">Luke Warm, </font></strong><strong><font color="#000099">Dusty Rhodes, </font></strong><strong><font color="#000099">Diane Inbed, </font></strong><strong><font color="#000099">Sydney Lipschitz, Quiznos Jizznose,&nbsp;</font></strong><strong><font color="#000099">Carmen Occurance, </font></strong><strong><font color="#000099">Blind Meat Tasty</font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-16-06 @ 7:20 PM</span>

[Sheeplovr]

Conner Lingus<br />

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000099">Phil Layshio</font></strong>

[Jennitalia]

Phil Miazz

[Photoshop Mike]

Ok, here's the readl deal, Fez's name is REALLY &quot;RON&quot; and Ronnies name is.. well you guessed it &quot;FEZ&quot;

[booster11373]

Has anyone said Jack Mehoffer yet?

[coffeeal401]

Osbourne Green<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />

[FUNKMAN]

Smedrick

[bobrobot]

<p>Osbourne Green</p><p><strong><font color="#336600">It ain't easy bein' green.</font></strong></p><p><img height="212" src="http://www.marmalade.ca/images/misc/kermie-thumb.JPG" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[torker]

Haywood Jasuckmycock

[Judge Smails]

<p>I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Oh, wait a minute...<br /><img src="http://images.google.com/url?q=http://simpsonloft.com/alfaperso/albums/19/szyzlakmoe.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><br />&nbsp;</p>

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

Hetero Straightmin<br />

[Marc with a c]

<p><br />
lyod theird&nbsp;</p>

[SinA]

<p>He used to be known as Victor.&nbsp; He lost the name in a bet.</p>

[jaysouth]

<p>.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 3-16-06 @ 11:35 PM</span>

[torker]

Diabetes J. Heartattack

[jocefus]

Calvin Broadus...<br />

[Judge Smails]

Alan Smithee

[TheRealEddie]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>jaysouth</strong> wrote:<br />Todd ......&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Todd? Now that's a stupid name.&nbsp;</p>

[suggums]

<p>thomas mapother</p>

[ihaveabadmonkey]

He legally changed it to Fezzie the love sponge<br />

[The Jays]

His real name is Joseph Pookowski.

[PapaBear]

Tom Petty

[FezPaul]

Inglebert Humperdink

[PapaBear]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br />Inglebert Humperdink <p>Even Inglebert Humperdink's real name isn't Inglebert Humperdink!</p><p>I think Fez is Patrick Fitzgerald and Inglebert's is Gerald Fitzpatrick.</p>

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>Ben Dover</p><p>...and I hear he has a sister...hmmm...&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Fez Whatley's real name is Fezinkle Whatlestein.&nbsp; He changed it when he came to Hollywood.

[Marc with a c]

<p>Fezinkle?</p><p>i dont think thats right.&nbsp;</p>

[suggums]

rumplestiltskin

[FezPaul]

<p>fezzy lou</p><p>is that a clue?</p><p>I wish I knew</p><p>how 'bout you?</p><p>&quot;God, I hate poetry&quot;-Rodney Anonymous Mellencamp.</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>Jerry Garcia Mellencamp</p><p>Sorry... one of my favorite &quot;Dead Show&quot; t-shirts from the late 1980's.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 3-17-06 @ 5:58 AM</span>

[samnyc]

Todd Pettingil

[Don Stugots]

Ron's name isnt Ron?&nbsp; As for Fez, I thought he his name was common knowledge.&nbsp; I feel so alone right now.&nbsp; I think I may leave work, go home and curl up in bed.

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000099">Lutheran Vandross</font></strong>

[booster11373]

<p>Ron's was Suger Magnolia</p><p>Fez's was Jose Jimenez</p><p>Earl's was Magic voice</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by booster11373 on 3-17-06 @ 8:48 AM</span>

[Jennitalia]

Cosmo

[Sheeplovr]

Don Labia<br />

[Dougie Brootal]

rumpleforeskin

[Death Metal Moe]

Michael Sorce.

[curtoid]

Helen Bach

[FUNKMAN]

Brock Oly

[Rockvillejoe]

He's aka the author of&nbsp; the best seller, &quot;Yellow River&quot;, using the name: Mr. I.P. Freely

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 3-17-06 @ 12:43 PM</span>

[Rockvillejoe]

and writes under the non de plum as a chinese author who wrote&nbsp;&quot;Spots On The Wall&quot;,&nbsp;by Mr. Hu Thru PU.

[Rockvillejoe]

and is also known as the John Hughes of paperbacks when he wrote &quot;Under the Grandstands&quot; using the name&nbsp; Mr. Seymour Butts.

[walking joint]

Frank Black

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#0000cc">Seymour Nutz</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc">Dildo T. Baggins</font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-17-06 @ 12:10 PM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

I believe he travels with the name Mr. Underhill.

[Bill From Yorktown]

Davey Jones

[SinA]

<p>It's a common mistake made about the radio show hosted by comedian Ron Annfez.</p>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Homer Pile-Driver</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Butch Assidy</font></strong></p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Dicksucker McFelcher</p>

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2">Harry Tarjanian</font>

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">It's John.&nbsp; John Cock... tos... ton</font>

[SinA]

Dr. Rosen Rosen

[EliSnow]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Arnold Barbar</font></p>

[JerseyRich]

<p>Bill S. Preston...Esquire.</p><p>Or is it Ted Theodore Logan?&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

Hyde D Salami

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Roswell &quot;Rusty&quot; Trombone</font></strong></p><p><img height="174" src="http://www.siterrific.com/BarbCoastOrch/Jackman/strap.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

Harry Ballz

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">Porky Taint</font></strong></p><p><img height="335" src="http://clampettstudio.com/images/opc/june2004/wb/16)-70060-Porky.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>Smell my finger...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-26-06 @ 7:25 PM</span>

[Rockvillejoe]

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Jack Bauer</font></p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<p>He's known in Italy as Guvanna Suckamaballsa</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Johnny America.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

Elikes Dickinhim

[FezPaul]

In his previous life he was a horse, which was ridden across the desert by the group America.

[ESDsucks]

dent trilfer<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Rip Torn</p>

[bitterbuffalo]

Dr. Mike Rithjiin<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

Chester the Molester

[torker]

<font size="1">Clay Bertrand</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

Richard Speck

[FezPaul]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Charles Nelson Riley</p><p>Dirk Diggler</p><p>Harvey Feinstein</p><p>Floyd the Barber</p><p>Tom Cruise (allegedly)</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 3-17-06 @ 7:08 PM</span>

[PanterA]

<img height="250" src="http://hollywoodiscalling.com/celebrity_photos/toddbridges.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

[Death Metal Moe]

<img height="215" src="http://www.nuc.berkeley.edu/neutronics/todd/images/tah.gif" width="285" border="0" />

[jlehane]

<strong>I wish I could get some coffee so my head bounces around like that young HOTTIE,Katherine Heartburn.Hills Brothers coffee can't be beat.It makes me randy as that evil Dave the spunk monkey.<img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/Hawkingdescent.jpg" border="0" /></strong>

[Death Metal Moe]

Howard Unruh

[Death Metal Moe]

Richard Ramirez

[Rockvillejoe]

Ed Gein and Oral Roberts

[tele7]

<p>Steve Perry</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Mark Lupine

[Death Metal Moe]

Jack Gilbert Graham

[Death Metal Moe]

Edmond Kemper

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

DooDoo Butter<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

Peter Kurtin

[jlehane]

<strong><em><img border="0" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigFezPulverCollage.jpg" />Pull my FINGER,LEADBOTTOM. It Makes Me FEZ !!!!!</em></strong>

[TheMojoPin]

The concept of the thread couldn't be more obvious/simple/easy to understand, and yet, you fuck it up completely and totally beyond belief.

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

Though true and annoying, Im kinda giggling at him.<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Peter Eeter</p>

[The Jays]

<img src="http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/9408/040220882td.jpg">



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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TheJays on 3-18-06 @ 1:56 AM</span>

[kevcala]

<p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff00ff"><span style="font-size: 14px;">Vinglebert Wingledanck ?</span></font></p><p>EDIT: Wow, the new tools even got the color right!&nbsp;</p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#ff00ff"></font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by kevcala on 3-18-06 @ 1:58 AM</span>

[kevcala]

This was uncalled for, in a bunch of ways.<br /><strong>stinkbud</strong> wrote:<br />Just do some research on convicted child touchers currently living on Retard Island, you will find it fast.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Reephdweller]

Wilma Dickphitt

[Don Stugots]

Blaine Enslie

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#ff66ff">Moe Joe Pinky</font></strong></p><p><img height="351" src="http://www.wirz.de/music/andepink/grafik/pink2.jpg" width="500" border="0" />&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-18-06 @ 2:06 PM</span>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong><font size="2">Dick Trickle </font></strong>

[PanterA]

This thread is getting Retodded

[bobrobot]

Making a Mountain outta a Molehilliard !!!

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">They call him&nbsp;Mr. Tibbs!</font>

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[The Jays]

Won Fezington.

[torker]

Edward Kimberly

[EliSnow]

<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Maximus Desimus Meridius</font>

[The Jays]

Inigo Montoya.

[Reephdweller]

<p><img height="224" src="http://www.carlcoxphoto.com/images/WhitmanBW.jpg" width="144" border="0" /></p><p>Christie Whitman knows, but she aint saying either.</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

Alotta Fagina

[torker]

<p><img height="253" src="http://www.asails.freeserve.co.uk/Darkness_broodeth_yet_files/image002.jpg" width="263" border="0" /></p><p><img height="302" src="http://www.prosanonline.com/images/hillyard.jpg" width="218" border="0" /></p>

[Judge Smails]

Ron Mexico

[BoondockSaint]

Chuck Floyd

[sr71blackbird]

Thurston Howell IV

[SatCam]

Edward Penishands

[Gvac]

Tyler Durden<br />

[SatCam]

Fez! at the Disco

[Landblast]

His real name is Phill Foot.

[SatCam]

Jo Polniaczek

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">The Curious Dr. Humpp</font></strong></p><p><img height="314" src="http://www.monstrula.de/filme/curiousdrhump/still11.jpg" width="427" border="0" /></p>

[DirtyJersey]

Ben Ronnington

[Death Metal Moe]

<img height="394" src="http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/ct-trip-1/todd-hill-sign.jpg" width="600" border="0" />

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><img height="394" src="http://mryamamoto.50megs.com/ct-trip-1/todd-hill-sign.jpg" width="600" border="0" /> <p>Hmmm, I wonder if there is some kind of clue to Fez's real name in this picture? Maybe his name is Lane Whitehouse? Hmmm..with that white stripe onthe road, maybe he has some connection with the rock group white stripes? Yes! that must be it! he is Jack White's brother Bucky White! Great call! I wish they could have taken the picture without that annoying street sign so prominent in the shot, Jesus. Maybe thats Fez's summer house near his fiance' up in Niagara Falls Ontario or whatver the fuck the location is ( I do hope we get to hear her on the radio show one day. The way he talks about her, she sounds really dreamy. That Fez is such a player, the way he keeps her so much a mystery. I&nbsp;don't blame that sly fox. That way nobody else will try to&nbsp;date her).&nbsp;Damn this thread never gets old.&nbsp;Hmmm...</p>

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[FUNKMAN]

Shorn Scrotum

[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Phineas Butterfat</p>

[yomudder21]

<p>Tell Fez's real name and deal with the Pink Mafia......</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[bobrobot]

the Pink Mafia...... <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Ahhh yes, The Pink Mafia, </font></strong><strong><font color="#000099">fine purveyors of the bluntest bludgeons in beatdowndom&nbsp;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">&amp; Beware their&nbsp;bristly bosomed buddies, The Lavender Panthers !!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="188" src="http://www.dennicasplace.com/Newsletters/images/pink_mafia.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-20-06 @ 1:33 PM</span>

[EliSnow]

<strong>Rockvillejoe</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3">I maintain the name Fez is actually a nickname&nbsp; for &quot;funny, entertaining zealot&quot; </font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Or it is&nbsp;a play on the name of one of his favorite professional wrestlers, &quot;Pistol&quot; Pez Whatley.&nbsp; I wonder which it could be?</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 3-20-06 @ 1:47 PM</span>

[MasterSoySauce]

i heard ron hint that his name is todd and then at another time he said his last name was hillier maybe hillard.

[SatCam]

Real E. B.I.G. Cokk III

[FezPaul]

Oscar Wilde

[FUNKMAN]

Skinny Diptheria

[torker]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />i heard ron hint that his name is todd and then at another time he said his last name was hillier maybe hillard. <p><img height="198" src="http://www.lowlights-now.com/ipw-web/portal/73/images/breaking-news/bush-confused.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p>

[PanterA]

<p><img height="300" src="http://www.cpcomms.com/mfr/gear/360Systems/dr554e.jpg" width="496" border="0" /></p><p>These things dont have names.</p>

[CountryBob]

Toddberth Oglethorpe Buttersquirt

[torker]

Brian McGee.&nbsp; He stays up listening to Queen.

[Reephdweller]

<p>Ronnie's real first name is Scott</p><p><img height="291" src="http://images.radcity.net/5146/651215.jpg" width="225" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Reefdweller</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Ronnie's real first name is Scott</p><p><img height="291" src="http://images.radcity.net/5146/651215.jpg" width="225" border="0" /></p><p>That is the TIGHTEST FACE,</p><p><font size="7">EVER!!!!</font></p>

[Billy Staples]

Wow...and Scott's is too

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;&quot;Skid&quot; Marx</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/skidMarx2.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;&quot;Skid&quot; Marx</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/skidMarx2.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><font size="3">If not for any more new ideas, this picture is a definite thread stopper.....</font></p>

[FezPaul]

<p>Stetson Whatley</p><p>Bowler Whatley</p><p>Tri-corn Whatley</p><p>Fedora Whatley</p><p>Cap Whatley</p><p>Dew-Rag Whatley</p><p>Pill-Box Whatley</p><p>Yamakuh Whatley</p><p>10-Gallon Whatley</p><p>Tuke Whatley</p><p>Visor Whatley</p><p>Helmet Whatley</p><p>Thinking Whatley</p><p>Laughing Whatley</p>

[FUNKMAN]

Miss Magillicutty

[OGC]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Stetson Whatley</p><p>Bowler Whatley</p>...... <p><font size="2"><strong>Pith H. Whatley</strong></font> </p><strong><font size="2" /></strong><font size="2"><img src="http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/richg0404/20060206-172915-5.jpg" border="0" /></font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by richg0404 on 3-26-06 @ 5:29 PM</span>

[jafter]

<p>I thought his name was Richard Hertz, but he goes by Dick. </p>

[fezident]

<p>His name is Robert Polson.</p><p>His name is Robert Polson.</p><p>His name is Robert Polson.</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

Littel known fact that he was raised in Hawaii and his given name, due to his insatiable appetite for the ladies, was Kimon Iwannalaya.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 3-26-06 @ 10:37 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

[Judge Smails]

<p>Big Dick Blaque</p>

[torker]

Fat Girl

[FUNKMAN]

Bat Masterson

[Billy Staples]

<p><font size="4">Why is thread even still active or even up still?&nbsp; Lock the fuckin thing, its stupid to begin with</font></p><p><font size="4" /></p><p><font size="4">It makes no sense, and there are plenty other stupid ones to F around in</font></p><p><font size="4" /></p><p><font size="4">lets use some sense</font></p>

[fezident]

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ HAS SPOKEN!!

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

Thanks for setting us straight, William.<br />

[Marc with a c]

who is going to start the&nbsp;&nbsp; whats billy's real name thread?

[PapaBear]

<p><font size="2"><font size="2"><img src="http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/richg0404/20060206-172915-5.jpg" border="0" /></font>&nbsp;</font></p><font size="2">If this thread had already been locked, we wouldn't have pith hat girl. I want to see the rest of this pic.</font>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2"><font size="2"><img src="http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/richg0404/20060206-172915-5.jpg" border="0" /></font>&nbsp;</font></p><font size="2">If this thread had already been locked, we wouldn't have pith hat girl. I want to see the rest of this pic.</font><p>I have this bad feeling everything below the picture crop is a disaster.&nbsp; </p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />who is going to start the&nbsp;&nbsp; whats billy's real name thread? <p><img height="449" src="http://www.heinz.cz/images/rajce.gif" width="398" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>that doesnt help me at all</p><p><img src="http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2005/players/01/18/first_person0124/lg_ward.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[PapaBear]

<p>I get it... Billy's real name is Ward Ketchup. That's good to know!</p><p>I like that he actually used Billy Staples on imdb.</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

Billy Blue

[DESERTEAGLE.50]

William Jefferson Staple<strong>ton</strong><br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DESERTEAGLE.50 on 3-27-06 @ 11:18 PM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

And like that, the thread takes another turn.

[Rockvillejoe]

<p>Billy <em>Swingline</em></p>