IkeaBoy
10-18-2001, 08:06 PM
I wrote this quickly, probably not that good, it's to the tune of Cake's "The Distance." Inspired by an idea from R&F.
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Getting the Anthrax
Taking off work a bit after five
Wondering how long he'll still be alive
Starting to cough, he's on alert
Then all his body starts to hurt
He's looking for powder all around
Suicide taxis and hats is where it's found
Getting branded from his disease
Only death could put his mind at ease
Had his stomach stapled over a year ago
Was constantly sick afterwards, you know
Vomiting like a chubby girl in junior high
The sad thing is he doesn't think it's a lie
He can't make four from two and two
Blind that the most logical answer is the flu
A Hypochondriac he might be
when he gets his results back then we'll see
If.
He's getting the anthrax
He's at an MD
"Nothing's wrong"
Was said to Billy
He doesn't believe, still panics, looking for a cure
Keeps thinking that he has it more and more
He's getting the anthrax.
Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.
Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.
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Getting the Anthrax
Taking off work a bit after five
Wondering how long he'll still be alive
Starting to cough, he's on alert
Then all his body starts to hurt
He's looking for powder all around
Suicide taxis and hats is where it's found
Getting branded from his disease
Only death could put his mind at ease
Had his stomach stapled over a year ago
Was constantly sick afterwards, you know
Vomiting like a chubby girl in junior high
The sad thing is he doesn't think it's a lie
He can't make four from two and two
Blind that the most logical answer is the flu
A Hypochondriac he might be
when he gets his results back then we'll see
If.
He's getting the anthrax
He's at an MD
"Nothing's wrong"
Was said to Billy
He doesn't believe, still panics, looking for a cure
Keeps thinking that he has it more and more
He's getting the anthrax.
Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.
Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.