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IkeaBoy
10-18-2001, 08:06 PM
I wrote this quickly, probably not that good, it's to the tune of Cake's "The Distance." Inspired by an idea from R&F.

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Getting the Anthrax

Taking off work a bit after five
Wondering how long he'll still be alive
Starting to cough, he's on alert
Then all his body starts to hurt

He's looking for powder all around
Suicide taxis and hats is where it's found
Getting branded from his disease
Only death could put his mind at ease

Had his stomach stapled over a year ago
Was constantly sick afterwards, you know
Vomiting like a chubby girl in junior high
The sad thing is he doesn't think it's a lie

He can't make four from two and two
Blind that the most logical answer is the flu
A Hypochondriac he might be
when he gets his results back then we'll see
If.

He's getting the anthrax
He's at an MD
"Nothing's wrong"
Was said to Billy
He doesn't believe, still panics, looking for a cure
Keeps thinking that he has it more and more
He's getting the anthrax.


Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

Dan
10-19-2001, 07:45 AM
Dude, that song rocks!

Send it to Al and he'll take credit for it. dukes@wnew.com

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/dansig1

girl germs
10-19-2001, 07:47 AM
great song!

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JustinR
10-19-2001, 09:53 AM
perfect. that shit should go platinum.

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sunndoggy8
10-19-2001, 03:07 PM
That is good!

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IkeaBoy
10-19-2001, 03:22 PM
I sent it to Al, up to him to decide what to do with it.

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

HordeKing1
10-19-2001, 09:12 PM
IKEABOY - Excellent song!

DAN - LMFAO

http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/hking2

Charlie The Drops Kid
10-19-2001, 09:16 PM
I think this calls for a golf clap! ;)

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JazzTrumpet
10-19-2001, 10:54 PM
Awesome lyrics...

Think we should take it into the studio and record it...

:)

A couple tracks...some sound effects...and I think you may have a new personality theme song...

Peace

Phil

IkeaBoy
10-19-2001, 11:07 PM
As I said, I sent it to Al, it's in his hands now. If someone wishes to cover it, go right ahead.

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

RF Godfather
10-20-2001, 11:33 AM
Kick ass. Words can't say how good this is. So I'll leave it at that.

Mee Meep!

Zoinks!

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Thanks WWFallon.