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thepaulo

03-19-2006, 10:52 PM

If I'm still alive in June, I'd like to start filming.Filming  should take a few days and I need five unknowns to star...preferably ages 21 to 29.will advertise at the film schools since that is the best source of new talent....need males and femalesit is a horror film, so anyone who is interested better have a masochistic streak...so pass the word around to all that enjoy abuse

tele7

03-19-2006, 11:05 PM

<img src="http://www.askmen.com/men/apr00/pictures/howard_stern_150j.JPG" border="0" />AAyy!  What gives?  As the inventor of student films, I would like to say good luck and welcome to the board.

MilkmanDann

03-19-2006, 11:27 PM

I'd be more then willing to be pushed into a pool

The Jays

03-19-2006, 11:34 PM

eh Paul-o, would you be filming in NYC, or Florida, would traveling be involved, what's the detizails?

thepaulo

03-19-2006, 11:56 PM

NYC Metro area.....details to follow...expect much degradation and humiliation

JustJon

03-20-2006, 08:38 AM

paulo, I'd love to be an extra in your movie.  <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" />a friend of mine is hooked into the indie b/horror movie  scene around the north east.  If you want me to hook you up with her, lmk.And if RF.Net can do anything to help you out, lmk as well.

bobrobot

03-20-2006, 08:58 AM

Is this really Paul O. or just some myspace pervert ??? Be careful, espesh if ya haven't seen "Peeping Tom," by  <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0003836/">Michael Powell</a> !!! If this is the real Paul O., how can a guy who has never SEEN a movie, direct one???<img height="636" src="http://images.heritagecoin.com/images/HNAI/75/55075/55075011015o.jpg" width="450" border="0" />

suggums

03-20-2006, 09:01 AM

i got two years of film school under my belt if you needed any help with the actual production of the film

bobrobot

03-20-2006, 09:11 AM

I have a problem w/ drugs & alcohol, if that's of any use to ya !!!<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/brain1.jpg" border="0" />

Marc with a c

03-20-2006, 10:51 AM

paul o what about these guys.  i thought you wanted them<img src="http://www.maccabiajaxcc.com/pictures/lookalikes/CousinLarry.jpg" border="0" />and<img src="http://men.adjacent.ca/images/topher%20grace/03.jpg" border="0" />

PanterA

03-20-2006, 01:31 PM

I want to be in the movie. I want to get killed off in a sickening way too.

thepaulo

03-20-2006, 01:46 PM

YES YES justjoncould use help regarding the best D.V. cameras  suggumsyes I did want those two actors for my big budget blockbuster, but that was a while ago and my casting list is quite extensive...for this film I need all unknows    evedder AND I HAVE SEEN ALLLLL THE MOVIES    bobogolem

UnknownPD

03-20-2006, 01:56 PM

expect much degradation and humiliation  ...insert big fat wife joke here

Photoshop Mike

03-20-2006, 06:40 PM

PAUL O.. Im down, if you need an extra.. anytime :)

ShelleBink

03-20-2006, 06:46 PM

I love acting, and I need something to do... have your people contact my people ((all joking aside, if you need someone for the film, I'd love to help you out!))

thepaulo

03-20-2006, 07:08 PM

I want to get killed off in a sickening way that's the spirit, panterea shelliebink....I assume you are a female in the 21 to 29 demographic...the two female roles are crucial incidentally....evedder....the pics of mark linn baker and topher grace have really crept under my skin....it's almost as if my blockbuster became a reality

This message was edited by thepaulo on 3-20-06 @ 11:17 PM

ShelleBink

03-20-2006, 07:12 PM

can i have my guts spill out?and after discussing this with my sister, her only reply was "I'm sure there's a lotta people that would love to see you dead." <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" />

curtoid

03-21-2006, 04:39 AM

If there is anything I can do with my Canon GL2 or Final Cut Pro, I'd love to help Paulo - I'm finishing up my ubiquitous doc and will be looking for something quick and fun to do this spring and summer.

mendyweiss

03-21-2006, 04:51 AM

ShelleBink wrote: can i have my guts spill out?and after discussing this with my sister, her only reply was "I'm sure there's a lotta people that would love to see you dead.I have a feeling you are going to have to take your top off.

ShelleBink

03-21-2006, 05:13 AM

Won't be the first time, won't be the last time.

bobrobot

03-21-2006, 05:39 AM

Paulo, the forgotten Marx Brother...Who knew he'd live so long ???<img height="270" src="http://appaonthenet.com/photos/marx_brothers_appa.jpg" width="365" border="0" />he's in there somewhere!!!

JustJon

03-21-2006, 06:08 AM

ShelleBink wrote: Won't be the first time, won't be the last time.   But the socks will stay on

ShelleBink

03-21-2006, 07:03 AM

JustJon wrote: ShelleBink wrote: Won't be the first time, won't be the last time. But the socks will stay on   Not when the weather warms up...

Snoogans

03-21-2006, 08:43 AM

id love to do this if i could, i've been an extra on 2 movies before so

thepaulo

03-21-2006, 09:37 AM

no shelliebink...the top will stay on but bra and panties would be nice.... bobogolem.....Gummo got all the glory

TheRealEddie

03-21-2006, 09:40 AM

Good to see you posting Paul, I may have a sig pic you might be interested in <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" /><img width="300" height="100" border="0" src="http://www.princeton.edu/%7Eeddie/webpics/PaulO_sig.jpg" /> 

This message was edited by TheRealEddie on 3-21-06 @ 5:25 PM

thepaulo

03-21-2006, 09:42 AM

thanks buddy....I'm out of the cellar for the moment....who knows when I'll crawl back in

TheC0BRA

03-21-2006, 10:28 AM

I'm in!  Lets go!

jlehane

03-21-2006, 01:20 PM

East Side Dave is pretty scary.Put him in the movie......could you make him suffer a lot?

SatCam

03-21-2006, 04:01 PM

jlehane can be the guy who says "Over there in that pig pen I found some shishone arrow heads"

ShelleBink

03-21-2006, 06:07 PM

thepaulo wrote: no shelliebink...the top will stay on but bra and panties would be nice....   I have no objections to that... plus it means my parents can see it and be like "wow, you're not naked"

bobrobot

03-22-2006, 04:11 AM

I am a licensed carnival geek, if that's any help to ya !!!  (I.S.C.G., International Society of Carnival Geeks)<img height="221" src="http://www.nottoolost.com/laura/images/show7.jpg" width="350" border="0" />

thepaulo

03-22-2006, 05:01 AM

East side dave is a little to freakish but with a little makeup...who knows....looking for somewhat normal 20-somethings....unknowns who want to be actors....expect to be scared....boys and girls

TheRealEddie

03-22-2006, 05:03 AM

The idea of a critic creating a movie is interesting, are there any (other) known critics who have done this?  BTW We're up to page 2 and noone has made a "ge ge ge" joke yet? <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" /> 

This message was edited by TheRealEddie on 3-22-06 @ 9:04 AM

thepaulo

03-22-2006, 05:07 AM

most of the french new wave were critics first.....Goddard, Truffeut, etc

Rodan

03-22-2006, 05:22 AM

TheRealEddie wrote: The idea of a critic creating a movie is interesting, are there any (other) known critics who have done this?                  <img src="http://www.michaeldvd.com.au/CoverArtUnverified/8704.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by Rodan on 3-22-06 @ 9:27 AM

JustJon

03-22-2006, 06:15 AM

ShelleBink wrote: thepaulo wrote: no shelliebink...the top will stay on but bra and panties would be nice.... I have no objections to that... plus it means my parents can see it and be like "wow, you're not naked"   As opposed to the rest of your home movies?

ShelleBink

03-22-2006, 06:48 AM

JustJon wrote: ShelleBink wrote: thepaulo wrote: no shelliebink...the top will stay on but bra and panties would be nice.... I have no objections to that... plus it means my parents can see it and be like "wow, you're not naked" As opposed to the rest of your home movies?   I think my home movies when I was a kid I was mostly naked...As for those "other" home movies....they're in a safe place.

thepaulo

03-22-2006, 07:02 PM

Roger ebert just wrote the script for beyond the valley of the dolls for russ meyers....lots of critics write scripts ...jay cocks for one again I appreciate the friends of ronfez stepping up....but it might be better to recruit complete virgins considering the extreme psychological stress exacted in three days....the less they know the better.....anyway....it'll be determined in June

PapaBear

03-22-2006, 07:07 PM

ShelleBink wrote:   plus it means my parents can see it and be like "wow, you're not naked" If I had a dollar for every time someone said the to my ex-wife, I'd have fifty cents.

Death Metal Moe

03-22-2006, 07:12 PM

thepaulo wrote: jay cocks for oneDon't come in here talkin' all dirty Paul O.  There's children who post in here.Filthy mind.

bobrobot

03-22-2006, 07:15 PM

again I appreciate the friends of ronfez stepping up....but it might be better to recruit complete virgins considering the extreme psychological stress exacted in three days....the less they know the better.....You are welcomed to the collection of homeless teenage girls I have "stored" in my shed, if that'll help ya !!!<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/TeenGirls.jpg" border="0" />

Gvac

03-22-2006, 07:45 PM

I'll act circles around ya.And I'll bring my glasses, so I have them.

thepaulo

03-22-2006, 09:06 PM

yes....I could use the girls and I could use the shed

bobrobot

03-23-2006, 04:57 AM

need any chainsaws ???<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/chainsaw.jpg" border="0" />

MilkmanDann

03-23-2006, 07:21 AM

thepaulo wrote: Roger ebert just wrote the script for beyond the valley of the dolls for russ meyers....lots of critics write scripts ...jay cocks for oneThink Fez a big fan of Jay Cocks. I can imagine that script

blakjeezis

03-23-2006, 07:27 AM

Alright, PaulO, I'll do it. Just stop calling me.

Marc with a c

03-23-2006, 07:30 AM

if there are any boxing scenes im sure Paulo Creed will be interested<img src="http://lologogo.free.fr/films/alimentoide/images/appolocreed.jpg" border="0" />

TheC0BRA

03-23-2006, 08:21 AM

If you really want a hit movie, just put Mrs PaulO in it.  You will be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams!

jlehane

03-23-2006, 12:10 PM

Hey Paul O,please put my song in your movie.It's all Jerry vocals believe it or not.You have heard it before if you listen to O&A.It's their opener.I'm a ghostwriter for many bands and I have a voice like a mockingbird.I imitate people,so I can sing on tape making new songs for them in THEIR VOICE. I'll list them later for you,but here is one of the songs I sang 1987 that's now in a movie...Ecstacy of Gold  click on it.  Here's me singing song Ecstacy of Gold /3rd song Body:  <a href="http://www.myspace.com/enniomorricone">http://www.myspace.com/enniomorricone</a> The Maestro is Ennio Moricone the voices are all mine.      I was doing very convincing female falsetto. My natural voice fits my body(male backing vocals) 5'10" over 200 lbs.

Landblast

03-23-2006, 12:16 PM

Working title:  PaulO on PaulO

thepaulo

03-23-2006, 12:21 PM

blakjeeziz....i will not stop calling untill you are an emotional cripple...then you will be ready thecobra....we're still considering a side project...all gailo, all the time, until you go madhopefully I'll find time to post my favorite picture of gail and the dogs jlehane....music rights are a tricky thing....I can use acapella original music jay cocks wrote both the age of innocence and the gangs of new york....he is also widely reputed to have coined the phrase....in a galaxy far far away....please treat cocks with respect

This message was edited by thepaulo on 3-23-06 @ 4:35 PM

bobrobot

03-23-2006, 06:32 PM

thepaulo wrote: hopefully I'll find time to post my favorite picture of gail and the dogs  If you live that long...<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/GalvanizedCorpse.jpg" border="0" />

blakjeezis

03-24-2006, 05:28 AM

I'm already an emotional cripple, so if you won't stop the calls maybe just cut back on the heavy breathing.

thepaulo

03-24-2006, 11:54 AM

<img width="305" height="191" border="0" src="http://www.picfury.com/3/punk%20band-1-th.jpg" />

not a computer wize so I only have a few photos at this time....that's me on the right
<img border="0" src="http://www.picfury.com/3/family-2-th.jpg" /> gailo and the dogs

This message was edited by JustJon on 3-24-06 @ 4:01 PM

JustJon

03-24-2006, 12:02 PM

I have no clue how you tried to add those images, but your code was bowling shoe ugly.  fixed now.

thepaulo

03-24-2006, 12:05 PM

sorry...this is not my world.....I tried

OGC

03-24-2006, 12:21 PM

thepaulo wrote: East side dave is a little to freakish but with a little makeup...who knows....A little makeup ? You'll need a 55 gallon drum of SPF 100 to keep the glow of his skin IN<img src="http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/richg0404/esd1.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by richg0404 on 3-24-06 @ 6:36 PM

Billy Staples

03-24-2006, 03:49 PM

C'mon Bro, you aint all that no more, bring it on chump, master of disaster my ass..you cant hit what you can't see...lookee, Im over here now......<img height="338" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/ronfez/billybiggerhighsteppin.jpg" width="279" border="0" /><img height="336" src="http://lologogo.free.fr/films/alimentoide/images/appolocreed.jpg" width="298" border="0" />

margin

03-25-2006, 10:53 PM

you gotta put this guy in the movie<img height="460" src="http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7974/geegeegee2bs.jpg" width="429" border="0" />

thepaulo

03-25-2006, 11:41 PM

dearlord...that's an embarresing photo...i never saw that before...I can well imagine there are worse ones than that out there...I better never run for office...i look like i'm getting a physical for somearmy from hell....as long as I'm never photographed passed out and naked on a pinic tableyes indeed sir...that gentleman will be in the movie....and he will be a very,very,very bad man....he will become so hated that i probably will never be allowed to walk down the street ever again without getting into fist fightsI tried to post some photos of me and gail and I obviously failed miserably...can any of the technocrats out there fill me in on photo posting 101

PapaBear

03-25-2006, 11:49 PM

Paul O... Upload your photos to a hosting site. I use photobucket.comJust go to <a href="http://www.photobucket.com/">www.photobucket.com</a> and create an account (it's free). Once you upload the photos there, look under each photo. You'll see several links that you can copy. Copy the one that is titled URL. When you are posting a message on RonFez.net, click the little tree icon in the tools that you see above the text area. Paste the link there.I'm not good at explaining these things, so I hope that helps. I'm sure someone will post a better explanation later.

tele7

03-25-2006, 11:56 PM

I right click on the photo..then hit copy....go to the board...left click on the empty text box...then ctrl-VNot sure if it works for your own pics , but hope it helps...

This message was edited by telecaster7 on 3-26-06 @ 4:01 AM

thepaulo

03-26-2006, 12:00 AM

excellent....is photobucket the best, I wonder?right click...etc.....does that mean you don't have to use a photohosting site?

This message was edited by thepaulo on 3-26-06 @ 4:02 AM

tele7

03-26-2006, 12:04 AM

sorry paul...follow papa on this one.  my bad.

PapaBear

03-26-2006, 12:06 AM

telecaster7 wrote: sorry paul...follow papa on this one.  my bad. Yeah.... don't just right click on the photo on your comp. You can't post a pic directly from your comp. The photo must be hosted first. I don't know if photobucket is the best... it's just the one I use.

This message was edited by PapaBear on 3-26-06 @ 4:07 AM

thepaulo

03-26-2006, 12:09 AM

very good corroborated info...my favorite kind

margin

03-26-2006, 12:12 AM

i use <a href="http://imageshack.us/">http://imageshack.us/</a> click browse to find the pic on your computer

thepaulo

03-26-2006, 12:18 AM

i've usedimageshack before and didn't have a problembut nowit seemstojust be an ad site...i'll type in your http...thanks

PapaBear

03-26-2006, 12:29 AM

thepaulo wrote: very good corroborated info...my favorite kind Watch out with the "corroborated" talk. Corroboration can be construed as "conspiracy". Conspiracy is a felony, and it's the shit that can bite you in the ass!Good luck w/ the movie, my fellow Paul...  (OMG, we're both named Paul!) Hope to see those pics soon!

thepaulo

03-26-2006, 12:31 AM

some conspiracies are a good thing

dweezler

03-26-2006, 12:42 AM

Hey PaulO come do some filming out west in CA.  I'll be 23 next month, and I'm kinda weird looking.  I'd be perfect for your movie!

thepaulo

03-26-2006, 12:47 AM

wellmy plan is for the budget to be extremely low budget but depending how many investors get involved andthere input...anythingispossible...I'm planning for June but a lotof this is up to Ron and Fez

PapaBear

03-26-2006, 01:06 AM

I'm too old to be an actor in the movie, but I'd be happy to offer my services as "Dead Bloated Body #2... uncredited" and donate at least 42 cents towards the cost of post production.

thepaulo

03-26-2006, 01:17 AM

sorry we have acut off of at least fifty cents for a minimum contribution....sorry ...so sorrybut there might be a use for a bloated body....I would also like to film an actual autopsy if possible

This message was edited by thepaulo on 3-26-06 @ 5:20 AM

Billy Staples

03-26-2006, 04:42 AM

thepaulo wrote: I would also like to film an actual autopsy if possible you dimwit, are you expecting to come and audition for that? Yeah its cool, cut me open in a Y shape, weigh my internal organs and than cut the top of my head off and weigh by drippy oozy brain and than put it back in. I guess ya gotta start somewhere to build that resume.  Thats the kind of Thinking that goes into a PaulO movie.  Why wouldn't bloated dead body #2 also be the autopsy victim Ya gotta learn where to cut the costs babe

thepaulo

03-26-2006, 06:01 PM

Billy   billy    billyI'm such a hppy guy...why do you wanto make me unhappy.....first the personality that manifested itself as paulo is starting to fade away and the personality that is creating this movie is coming to the fore front....he is ugly, nasty and unforgiving.....dimwit is a word that he might take offence to....part of him still wants to protect the weak and defenseless and tear down the bullies and big shots....If you earn his loyalty, he will always have your back....beyond that the line between good and evil is gone....I simply want a nice doctorto let me film a few closeups of the incision...since my first hand experience of torso eviseration is limited....till we meet again

thepaulo

03-27-2006, 03:40 AM

<img border="0" src="http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/5774/family1ns.th.jpg" /> 

I wasn't very successful posting this picture before...this is one of my favorite recent pic of Gailo

This message was edited by JustJon on 3-27-06 @ 5:06 PM

thepaulo

03-27-2006, 03:44 AM

looks like i failed again....i don't get image hosting....the whole thing is so stupid

bobrobot

03-27-2006, 04:06 AM

looks like i failed again....i don't get image hosting....the whole thing is so stupid Paul O send me the picture, I'll post it<a href="mailto:bobogolem@aol.com">bobogolem@aol.com</a>

Billy Staples

03-27-2006, 06:53 AM

Paulo  you silly boy...firt off old characters dont die, they just fade away into soemthing new and the dimwith accusation was not at you.  I know thatyears of abuse do take their toll, i can attest to that, but you are by leaps and bounds the king. You said you need sooenoe for an autopsy...the dimwit is whover would audition for it and the rest makes sense I'm gonna turn off my computer now and wait for your response

thepaulo

03-27-2006, 12:17 PM

billy...sorry....see how paranoid I am.... now I see what you were saying.... your message was supportive.... now i feel like such a dimwit....(repeated whacks to the head)I'll get on it bobogolem...thanks

JustJon

03-27-2006, 01:06 PM

paulo, I have no clue what you do when you try to post pictures here, but I fixed that one.

bobrobot

03-27-2006, 02:12 PM

Pix from The Paul O<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/PaulGailO.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/GailOPups.jpg" border="0" />

TheRealEddie

03-27-2006, 02:21 PM

Those are the dogs we hear barking in the background during your segments? heh, awesome.

torker

03-27-2006, 02:28 PM

bobogolem wrote: Pix from The Paul O<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/PaulGailO.jpg" border="0" /> Can he do the act while drinking a glass of water?

ShelleBink

03-27-2006, 02:30 PM

thepaulo wrote: billy...sorry....see how paranoid I am.... now I see what you were saying.... your message was supportive.... now i feel like such a dimwit....(repeated whacks to the head)  im sure gail would be happy to help you out with that whacking.

PanterA

03-27-2006, 02:41 PM

Paul, is this movie about a wise guy that was named "The Butcher" that started to outshine his boss. The boss has him wacked and they cut up his body. But while they are cutting up his body, he's not actually dead yet. So these mob guys drop the body off in pieces at the dump, where his body reattaches itself, all except the hand that got crushed. So instead of a hand....he has a butcher knife. Are you going to name it "The Pork Store Killer" or "Cleaver"?

Crazy Jen

03-27-2006, 03:31 PM

HEY CAN I BE IN YOUR MOVIE, I CAN ACT PAULO< FOR REAL JEN

Death Metal Moe

03-27-2006, 03:35 PM

torker wrote: bobogolem wrote: Pix from The Paul O<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/PaulGailO.jpg" border="0" /> Can he do the act while drinking a glass of water?OK, now that's funny.

Rutger__Hauer

03-27-2006, 03:55 PM

PM me.

thepaulo

03-27-2006, 06:18 PM

rutger...wouldn't let me pm youthanks bobogolemcrazy jen...i'm keeping a list.....again the age group is 21 to 29 but is flexibleI get it....gail looks like a puppet....pretty goodpork store killer could be turned into a good film by an imaaginative film maker...so could the phone book......no my story is a little different

Death Metal Moe

03-27-2006, 06:21 PM

What made you want to start posting now Paul O?

Billy Staples

03-27-2006, 06:27 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  im sure gail would be happy to help you out with that whacking. or East side Dave

thepaulo

03-28-2006, 04:54 AM

it's all about the movie, death metal moe.....this is what I should have been doing my whole life and I let laziness,apathy and cruel circumstance rob me of my destiny.....or some shit like that.....my focus is June and the movie.....and I'm making lists and getting investors and making final plans....but I'm ready....boy am I ready

thepaulo

03-29-2006, 04:44 AM

I started this thread while ron and fez were on vacation....because I'm lethargic, apathetic and ron motivated me when I least expected it....as a result I got myself ready.....now I'm motivated....now it's up to ron....because we're gonna need one or two guys who need a write off...don't expect much for a small investment....but I'm excited because I know that it can be hugely profitable

ShelleBink

03-29-2006, 07:11 AM

is it weird that i'm looking forward to it too?

JustJon

03-29-2006, 09:26 AM

thepaulo wrote: I started this thread while ron and fez were on vacation....because I'm lethargic, apathetic and ron motivated me when I least expected it....as a result I got myself ready.....now I'm motivated....now it's up to ron....because we're gonna need one or two guys who need a write off...don't expect much for a small investment....but I'm excited because I know that it can be hugely profitable  Are you making plans for Nigel?

Landblast

03-29-2006, 02:22 PM

test

Dirtybird12

03-29-2006, 06:32 PM

caddy shack is on vh-1 now. ive never seen it.

PapaBear

03-29-2006, 06:44 PM

CircusFreak wrote: caddy shack is on vh-1 now. ive never seen it.  If you've never seen it, you should rent it. Don't let your first experience with Caddy Shack be an edited version.

thepaulo

03-29-2006, 11:12 PM

they worked very hard to put a few tits in the movie

thepaulo

03-31-2006, 07:52 AM

since I don't know if I know how to enable my PM if you need to contact me privately...<a href="mailto:thegailo@msn.com">thegailo@msn.com</a>

mikeyboy

03-31-2006, 07:58 AM

thepaulo wrote: since I don't know if I know how to enable my PM if you need to contact me privately...<a href="mailto:thegailo@msn.com">thegailo@msn.com</a>Paul O - To enable Private Messaging, click the <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/imagestorage/front.jpg" target="_self">preferences</a> link at the top of the page.  At the bottom of the page there should be a box that says "My Preferences".  Within that box, select "Yes" for "Enable Private Messages".

thepaulo

03-31-2006, 08:14 AM

i already check that ...mikeyboy...and it said yes but when I tried to pm rutger hauer....it said not enabled...maybe it's his problem....don't know....thanks

JustJon

03-31-2006, 08:45 AM

That means his pm, not yours.

Death Metal Moe

03-31-2006, 08:48 AM

thepaulo wrote: it's all about the movie, death metal moe.....this is what I should have been doing my whole life and I let laziness,apathy and cruel circumstance rob me of my destiny.....or some shit like that.....my focus is June and the movie.....and I'm making lists and getting investors and making final plans....but I'm ready....boy am I readyOK bro, I wasn't breaking your balls with that post, just asking.Good luck with it.

jlehane

03-31-2006, 07:55 PM

Paul o,Mothra would at least like a cameo in your movie. Do you want the 2 little Japanese 2ft fairies ?It's a pcakage deal. <img height="326" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/Mothrabwbottom14.jpg" width="261" border="0" />Mars,Paul O

ShelleBink

04-04-2006, 06:05 AM

jlehane wrote: Paul o,Mothra would at least like a cameo in your movie. Do you want the 2 little Japanese 2ft fairies ?It's a pcakage deal. <img width="261" height="326" border="0" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/Mothrabwbottom14.jpg" />Mars,Paul O  ...

bobrobot

04-06-2006, 05:03 AM

Mothra ...the 2 little Japanese fairies ?  <a href="http://www.kensforce.com/Mothra.html" target="_blank">enjoy the beautiful Mothra song by clicking here, it takes a sec...</a>It is performed by the Peanuts who portrayed the "Shobijin" (the 2 fairies) in the original Mothra films. <img src="http://kensforce.com/mothrabonus1.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-6-06 @ 9:04 AM

thepaulo

04-06-2006, 11:46 AM

great research bobo...Mothra....the japanese monster movie for sensitive guys

bobrobot

04-06-2006, 02:22 PM

thepaulo wrote: great research bobo...Mothra....the japanese monster movie for sensitive guys& their 10 yr old daughters...

bobrobot

04-07-2006, 09:58 AM

Paulo's movie, "gap" Tag line for the film,"Fall into the gap!"<img height="190" src="http://www.thisisnotmy.com/images/rice.jpg" width="147" border="0" />

thepaulo

04-07-2006, 10:02 AM

many people have contacted me privately....so if you are not scared of being involved in this project and a fairly scary experience that will take up a few days of your time....contact me at  <a href="mailto:thegailo@msn.com">thegailo@msn.com</a>

klaus_kinski_Jr

04-07-2006, 02:19 PM

A better idea for Paul O's movie:

Remake Fitzcarlado, instead of a boat over a mountain.

His big fat wife up Lombard St in San Francisco.

Gvac

04-07-2006, 02:44 PM

thepaulo

04-07-2006, 05:16 PM

klaus kinski jr...everything isn't about your father gvac....I hope I develop obsessive compulsive tendencies....those people get stuff done

thepaulo

04-08-2006, 12:20 PM

I'd like to give first consideration to anyone on this listthejays...burblefrump....just jon....suggums.....pantera.....photoshop mike.....curtoid....snoogans.....theCobra....blakjeezis.....jlehane... ..billy staples.....papabear....dweezler.....crazyjen..... rutger hauer.....mob country..... and of course shellebinkthings are coming together with bobogolem and some of ron's friends...final decisions should be made in the next two weeks.....filming will be somewhere between NYC and DC.....contact       <a href="mailto:thegailo@msn.com">thegailo@msn.com</a>

ShelleBink

04-08-2006, 06:39 PM

thepaulo wrote: I'd like to give first consideration to anyone on this listthejays...burblefrump....just jon....suggums.....pantera.....photoshop mike.....curtoid....snoogans.....theCobra....blakjeezis.....jlehane... ..billy staples.....papabear....dweezler.....crazyjen..... rutger hauer.....mob country..... and of course shellebinkthings are coming together with bobogolem and some of ron's friends...final decisions should be made in the next two weeks.....filming will be somewhere between NYC and DC.....contact <a href="mailto:thegailo@msn.com">thegailo@msn.com</a>   i got all giddy when i saw my name.     i really need a hobby :o)

suggums

04-08-2006, 07:09 PM

id like to help in anyway i can; preferrably somewhere between a creative postion and an organizational position, cause i like doing both and have experience doing both. paulo, please PM me your ideas for how this can really be done according to your plan and ill take it from there and do my damnedest.  i also have a small cadre of peeps from the film production school i went to that might be interested...

Rutger__Hauer

04-08-2006, 07:45 PM

There may be shooting conflict with a Brazilian scat video I am up for.  Keep me posted.

thepaulo

04-12-2006, 09:43 AM

I would like to do final casting for the five acting roles in the next two weeksages 21-29 (open to a couple sightly older)three males....two females<a href="mailto:thegailo@msn.com">thegailo@msn.com</a>

JustJon

04-12-2006, 09:47 AM

Paulo, if there are any smaller parts available, I work full time, but am available nights and weekends.

thepaulo

04-12-2006, 03:40 PM

we're trying to decide on a location somewhere between NYC and DC....so that'll dictate a lot based on proximity

thepaulo

04-18-2006, 09:13 AM

This probably the last time I'll be bumping this thread since we are pretty well cast and we seem to have lots of people wanting to be involved....we still are trying to decide on the location...NYC area is preferable for most of the people involved....I play a schizophrenic delusional nutjobfive people will endure rants, torture and deaththere will be little physical discomfort involved but a fair degree of psychological torment to get the best possible performance from everyone....for three dayssince my PM doesn't work....you will have to e-mail me to be considered...and I'd like to have backups in case anyone pussies out....and I'd prefer to have friends of RonFez than outsiders...thanks everyone<a href="mailto:thegailo@msn.com">thegailo@msn.com</a>

bobrobot

04-18-2006, 09:48 AM

I wonder how creepy the XM basement is?<img src="http://nemesis2207.freeservers.com/ljfiles/joux130lj.jpg" border="0" />

Billy Staples

04-18-2006, 09:49 AM

<a href="http://www.greenkeymanagement.com/pages/710280/index.htm">http://www.greenkeymanagement.com/pages/710280/index.htm</a>    if interested

thepaulo

04-18-2006, 11:46 AM

thanks Mr. Staples...lots of beautiful girls on that site.....definately interested....and your beautiful, too.

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jlehane

04-19-2006, 10:03 PM

If any of the cast wimps out,just keep East Side Dave and his puppet on standby.Make Stalker Patti the EVIL NURSE.

jlehane

04-23-2006, 03:55 PM

<a href="http://www.mojunkprod.com/video/2FtTallMan.cfm">http://www.mojunkprod.com/video/2FtTallMan.cfm</a>    Paul O, here is my 2002 movie so you can see One Man /One Camera masterpiece"2ft Tall Man". This is the zero budget 40 minute 2 part wonder. One of my Blonde bombshell stars died of cancer,so it's a cult classic locally. In this movie,a rip off of the incredible shrinking man,I shrink to 2 ft tall. I wasn't too big on editing,so YOU SUFFER.  <img height="381" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigJerryLehaneIIISinger.jpg" width="320" border="0" />

torker

04-23-2006, 04:18 PM

bobrobot

04-23-2006, 05:12 PM

ooops...

This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-23-06 @ 9:16 PM

bobrobot

04-23-2006, 05:15 PM

jlehane wrote: <a href="http://www.mojunkprod.com/video/2FtTallMan.cfm">http://www.mojunkprod.com/video/2FtTallMan.cfm</a>    Paul O, here is my 2002 movie so you can see One Man /One Camera masterpiece"2ft Tall Man". This is the zero budget 40 minute 2 part wonder. One of my Blonde bombshell stars died of cancer,so it's a cult classic locally. In this movie,a rip off of the incredible shrinking man,I shrink to 2 ft tall. I wasn't too big on editing,so YOU SUFFER.  somewhere in this schmutz, there is a punchline... a sad & vacant & needy punchline...<img height="356" src="http://mareserenitatis.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Sad%20Clown%20para%20o%20blog.jpg" width="372" border="0" />

jlehane

04-23-2006, 06:05 PM

torker wrote: <img height="381" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/j3m2f1.jpg" width="250" border="0" /> Hey maybe I can get the PEP BOYS in my movie....nah

Death Metal Moe

04-23-2006, 06:09 PM

torker wrote: <img height="381" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/torker1313/j3m2f1.jpg" width="250" border="0" /> That is fucking awesome.  From my dreams to your photoshop.

Death Metal Moe

04-23-2006, 06:10 PM

jlehane wrote:  I wasn't too big on editing,so YOU SUFFER.  No, I don't.

Billy Staples

04-23-2006, 06:12 PM

thepaulo wrote: thanks Mr. Staples...lots of beautiful girls on that site.....definately interested....and your beautiful, too.way hot chicks...what th F am I doing there...its like i happened into a Maxim shoot

thepaulo

04-23-2006, 07:37 PM

That guy in the orange jumpsuit looks like a freak...his head is way to big...he needs to be locked up for a very long timeand staples...who are you kidding those chicks are all over you...you stud

suggums

04-23-2006, 08:09 PM

paulo yourlifesamovie and now, you make the movies

jlehane

04-24-2006, 09:24 PM

<img height="404" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigISawTheAliens24.jpg" width="303" border="0" /><img height="281" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/bigjerryflex.jpg" width="379" border="0" /><a href="http://www.mojunkprod.com/video/2FtTallMan.cfm">http://www.mojunkprod.com/video/2FtTallMan.cfm</a>  Paul O in case you missed it here's my movie <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> I discovered Life on Mars >> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jlehane/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/jlehane/</a>  <a href="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/bigjerryflex.jpg">http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/bigjerryflex.jpg</a>  Look closely between the car bumper &my belly...that's a face transposed in the grass that's a random Martian face appearing in a nonrelated pic scanned from a typical 35 mm cam pic/self portrait on a timer in front of my house.Paul,I have so many Mars pics on my comp that they "bleed thru" to other pics,uncontrlably.This is the luckiest shot of my life.It will make no sense to most people for 20-30 years when life on Mars is revealed to the mainstream population. 

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-1-06 @ 8:54 AM

suggums

04-24-2006, 09:46 PM

no.

ShelleBink

04-25-2006, 02:38 AM

some posts just make my head hurt.

jlehane

04-25-2006, 05:00 PM

Some girls just make both heads hurt :)

MobCounty

04-26-2006, 11:29 AM

[quote]jlehane wrote: <img height="404" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigISawTheAliens24.jpg" width="303" border="0" /><img height="281" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/bigjerryflex.jpg" width="379" border="0" /><a href="http://www.mojunkprod.com/video/2FtTallMan.cfm">http://www.mojunkprod.com/video/2FtTallMan.cfm</a>ÿÿPaul O in case you missed it here's my movie <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> I discovered Life on Mars >> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jlehane/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/jlehane/</a>ÿ <a href="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/bigjerryflex.jpg">http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/bigjerryflex.jpg</a>ÿ Look closely between the car bumper &my belly...that's a face transposed in the grass that's a random Martian face appearing in a nonrelated pic scanned from a typical 35 mm cam pic/self portrait on a timer in front of my house.Paul,I have so many Mars pics on my comp that they "bleed thru" to other pics,uncontrlably.This is the luckiest shot of my life.It will make no sense to most people for 20-30 years when life on Mars is revealed to the mainstream population. 





This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-1-06 @ 8:56 AM

jlehane

04-27-2006, 06:18 PM

It's a caterpillar-body animal with a humanesque head.Your news media will give you the whole story in about 20 years. They fucked up 911 reporting so they were bound to fuck up Mars life reporting.I'll end up blathering and drooling in a wheelchair in 2040 "If they only listenned to me the turn of the CENTURY.Somebody change my diaper !"I'll sound exactly like Blowhard. <img height="239" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/sigkantspelgixICFaces.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

This message was edited by jlehane on 4-27-06 @ 10:21 PM

jlehane

05-07-2006, 06:32 PM

My contact info:<img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/crop_circles_appearing.gif" border="0" /> Jerry Lehane III po box 0614 Newark,Delaware 19715-0614           <a href="mailto:j.lehane@verizon.net">j.lehane@verizon.net</a>       (302)731-9930 message is not my voice /Carl(former roomie who  helped develop the voice mail system 1980's).<  he absolutely hates phones. *************** see the gif? That's how THEY make crop circles in seconds.        It's a metalic device the size of your fist and a saucer controlling it remotely,smaller than your computer monitor.

jlehane

05-07-2006, 08:32 PM

I'll be interviewed by Rob McConnel <a href="http://www.xzone-radio.com/">www.xzone-radio.com</a> Mon May 8,11pm-Midnite about people on Mars <div> </div><div>If you miss the show,especially because of work /bedtime you can hear repeats all month long from the archived clips on the left side of the page. Here are 200 Mars pics > People,animals,fossils > <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jlehane/">http://www.flickr.com/photos/jlehane/</a></div>

narc

05-07-2006, 08:50 PM

uhhhhh....
<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/he/d/d2/Beavis_and_butthead.jpg"

bobrobot

05-31-2006, 10:13 AM

Now Paul O's film "GAP" will have a distribution deal w/ Lloyd Kaufman's Troma Films!!!<img height="339" src="http://www.freewebs.com/kickasshorrorreviews/Lloyd_Kaufman.jpg" width="450" border="0" /> Lloyd's doing the official "GAP" hand signal!!! (Is there a way to fix this page? It appears to have been "Jerry rigged."

This message was edited by bobogolem on 5-31-06 @ 2:14 PM

Sleeves

05-31-2006, 10:50 AM

Hey PaulO!I live far away in NH and so am not available for slaying...but I can do trailer-type voice over work...or other crazy voices, etc. check out my demo online:  <a href="http://www.interactivevoices.com/voicesuite/studiofiles/5s/Sean/VOdemo.mp3">http://www.interactivevoices.com/voicesuite/studiofiles/5s/Sean/VOdemo.mp3</a>I have my own studio at home and would be happy to help out with  g    a    p...-Sean

jlehane

05-31-2006, 08:11 PM

Sean,I enjoyed the voices you do. I've always been a fan of good voice imitators and cartoon voice people,actors etc. I can tell you have good timing and comedy sense. Over the top I like too.

jlehane

05-31-2006, 08:29 PM

Paul O,look at Foundrymusic.com to sell your video.The owner/operator is O&A producer Steve C (the Bear). I know it's a stretch for many people,but he is already in that business.  I can't explain it,but sometimes I see things before they happen,kinda like RON from NostraDAME ...(whew that was bad,even for me)I'm fanning my ass on that one.  <a href="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigICANBEATFATTYLIVEDREAM.jpg">http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigICANBEATFATTYLIVEDREAM.jpg</a><img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigICANBEATFATTYLIVEDREAM.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-1-06 @ 8:54 AM

mikeyboy

06-01-2006, 05:00 AM

jlehane wrote: Paul O,look at Foundrymusic.com to sell your video.The owner/operator is O&A producer Steve C (the Bear). I know it's a stretch for many people,but he is already in that business.  I can't explain it,but sometimes I see things before they happen,kinda like RON from NostraDAME ...(whew that was bad,even for me)I'm fanning my ass on that one.  <a href="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigICANBEATFATTYLIVEDREAM.jpg">http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigICANBEATFATTYLIVEDREAM.jpg</a><img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/BigICANBEATFATTYLIVEDREAM.jpg" border="0" />This message was edited by mikeyboy on 6-1-06 @ 8:54 AM Jerry.  I've told you many time to stop posting your completely unrelated photoshops unless you want them to be considered sigs.  If you want them to be considered sigs, they must confirm to the sig guidelines (no larger than 300X100 or 40k).  I'm tired of warning you.  This is the last time.  Furhermore, if you post multiple images or images and links, make sure to put hard return between them.  You keep messing up the layout of the page.  The editing tools won't even let me fix the mess you created on the previous page of this thread.

ShelleBink

06-01-2006, 07:19 AM

mikeyboy wrote:Jerry. I've told you many time to stop posting   I think you could have stopped there, mikey

Tenbatsuzen

06-01-2006, 07:20 AM

ShelleBink wrote: mikeyboy wrote:Jerry. I've told you many time to stop posting I think you could have stopped there, mikey    You're like me, with boobs. And that's strangely erotic!

ShelleBink

06-01-2006, 07:24 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: mikeyboy wrote:Jerry. I've told you many time to stop posting I think you could have stopped there, mikey You're like me, with boobs. And that's strangely erotic!   Yes, I can picture you with breasts Matty, fondling yourself in front of a mirror.

Tenbatsuzen

06-01-2006, 07:25 AM

ShelleBink wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: mikeyboy wrote:Jerry. I've told you many time to stop posting I think you could have stopped there, mikey You're like me, with boobs. And that's strangely erotic! Yes, I can picture you with breasts Matty, fondling yourself in front of a mirror.    I'd do me...

mikeyboy

06-01-2006, 07:32 AM

I am so creeped out right now.

ShelleBink

06-01-2006, 07:35 AM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: ShelleBink wrote: mikeyboy wrote:Jerry. I've told you many time to stop posting I think you could have stopped there, mikey You're like me, with boobs. And that's strangely erotic! Yes, I can picture you with breasts Matty, fondling yourself in front of a mirror. I'd do me...   I do do me.

bobrobot

06-01-2006, 08:06 AM

Does it smell like blood, copper & tuna in here???

thepaulo

06-01-2006, 12:20 PM

what the hell is going on?I'm so confused

Tenbatsuzen

06-01-2006, 12:33 PM

thepaulo wrote: what the hell is going on?I'm so confused   Speaking of confused, how's your big fat wife, Paul O?

ShelleBink

06-01-2006, 04:31 PM

thepaulo wrote: what the hell is going on?I'm so confused  Just smile and nod

mikeyboy

06-01-2006, 06:38 PM

I kind of forgot what this thread was about.

TheQuestion

06-01-2006, 06:52 PM

When does filming begin?  I may be a diamond in the rough waiting to be discovered!

FezPaul

06-01-2006, 07:14 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I kind of forgot what this thread was about. I wish I could.

thepaulo

06-01-2006, 07:22 PM

The Question....you were the last piece of the puzzle....I just have one question...

thepaulo

03-09-2007, 12:08 AM

Now I'm gonna need a distributor....does anyone have the weinsteins number?

nate1000

03-09-2007, 06:29 AM

ShelleBink wrote:  Tenbatsuzen wrote:  ShelleBink wrote:  Tenbatsuzen wrote:  ShelleBink wrote:  mikeyboy wrote: Jerry. I've told you many time to stop posting   I think you could have stopped there, mikey    You're like me, with boobs. And that's strangely erotic!    Yes, I can picture you with breasts Matty, fondling yourself in front of a mirror.    I'd do me...     I do do me. Heh-heh, he said do-do.

OGC

03-09-2007, 06:45 AM

thepaulo wrote: Now I'm gonna need a distributor....does anyone have the weinsteins number? Didn't Ron mention last week that Don "Wiki" Wickland wanted to do up the movie with XM's support ?Maybe you should start there.

thepaulo

03-14-2007, 07:40 PM

There has at this point been a total of about three and a half days of shooting.....one half day could be considered second unit which is a very common practice in Hollywood....I will receive that footage and use what I want .....I have actually been trying to be low key until I had the film complete because I'm kind of shy.....but I do live in a fish bowl and my life is under a microscope....hopefully all you kids will learn from my mistakes