What are R&F doing on their vacation right now? [Archive]

Furtherman

03-20-2006, 11:08 AM

Fez is starting to dread the hurriance that will hit the northeast and therefore wipe out Retard Island. Ron is smoking a cigar.

JPMNICK

03-20-2006, 11:11 AM

I think Ron is training for his fight against 9 year olds, and Fez is going out with some of the older women from his heart rehab.

SinA

03-20-2006, 12:29 PM

Ron woke up at 11:15am and freaked out for a second that he was missing the show.  He read the paper in his boxers and eventually went out to get a BIG sandwich, and he's probably asleep on the couch again by now. [EDIT: While smoking a cigar]I could care less what Fez is doing, but I bet he's stalking the board.

This message was edited by SinA on 3-20-06 @ 5:28 PM

Death Metal Moe

03-20-2006, 12:31 PM

Ron got up at 3 am to hit the gym.  Fez was already at the gym when Ron arrived at around 4:15 am.  Ron drank a dozen raw eggs and the 2 men started to train Ron HARD.Ron needs to keep himself in shape for his Rape Prevention Prevention seminars he gives on his days off and weekends.

bobrobot

03-20-2006, 12:46 PM

Fez is surfing in his bathtub. Ron is sitting on the edge w/ a life preserver, just in case... And smoking a cigar.<img src="http://www.nursesdesigns.com/images/preserver.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-20-06 @ 5:47 PM

stinkbud

03-20-2006, 12:48 PM

Right now Ronnie is driving in the car with his family to some obscure tourist attraction in one of the few states they have not yet been to. He is giving everyone he meets $2.00.Fezzie is currently making love to a cupcake in his old bedroom in Penellis Park as his mother will not let him go out and play with the other heart attack survivors. 

This message was edited by stinkbud on 3-20-06 @ 5:12 PM

SatCam

03-20-2006, 12:57 PM

Fez is currently attending Wresting Fantasy Camp with his childhood heros.

Ron is finalizing the materials for his clothing line. And smoking a cigar.

Marc with a c

03-20-2006, 01:10 PM

fez is turning it up yet another notch with his brother, while ronnie is listening to demo tapes to find a replacement.  i have a feeling it is going to be ray ray.

SatCam

03-20-2006, 01:12 PM

Fez is taking a tour of the Oreo Cookie factory for the free misfit Oreos at the end of the tour.

Ron is hailing a cab. And smoking a cigar.

Furtherman

03-20-2006, 01:16 PM

Fez is heading back to <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11901802/site/newsweek/" target="_blank">Florida</a>.Ron is wielding a giant statue of Popeye out of tracks of the 6 train line he stole.  And smoking a cigar.

FezPaul

03-20-2006, 01:20 PM

Fez is breaking his Lent with some hot Florida poon-tang.

SatCam

03-20-2006, 01:23 PM

Fez is riding a pony at the circus.

Ron is high-fiving best friend Stevie Baldwin. And smoking a cigar.

Hottub

03-20-2006, 01:25 PM

Fez is watching HGTV. Trying to come up with a new color scheme for his digs on Retard Island.Ron is eating lightning, and crapping thunder.      While smoking a cigar.

Furtherman

03-20-2006, 01:30 PM

Fez is standing on 6th Ave soaking wet.Ron is standing on a balcony with a refridgerator box full of water balloons, laughing.  And smoking a cigar.

SatCam

03-20-2006, 01:35 PM

Fez is whipping up a batch of cupcakes with mamma's special recipe.

Ron is refilling ice-cube trays. And smoking a cigar.

FUNKMAN

03-20-2006, 01:42 PM

having champagne wishes and caviar dreams ...

PanterA

03-20-2006, 01:42 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: 2 men started to train Ron HARD.That's just not right Moe. Right now Ron is giving out 2 dollars while telling celeb friends they look like a million bucks.Fez on the other hand is laying low after filming another episode of Uncle Fezzies Pants Puppet.

This message was edited by PanterA on 3-20-06 @ 5:45 PM

CountryBob

03-20-2006, 02:06 PM

Fez is visiting his 3 wives in Utah and giving out dollars for good grades to his 13 children. Who knew?Ron is volunteering everyday at a local soup kitchen and yelling "cheap bastards" to everyone who lines up for dinner.

FUNKMAN

03-20-2006, 02:15 PM

fishing, crabbing, and a little quail hunting...

Gvac

03-20-2006, 02:40 PM

Fez is scrubbing down his apartment under a black light to ensure there are no remnants from Elfish's stay.Ron is figuring out new ways to make pussy noises.While smoking a cigar, of course.

Tenbatsuzen

03-20-2006, 03:04 PM

Ron is smoking a cigar.    .... WHILE SMOKING A CIGAR!!!!

bobrobot

03-20-2006, 06:09 PM

Ron is smoking a cigar..... WHILE SMOKING A CIGAR!!!!Ding Ding Ding... Top of the Pyramid, very, very funny, congrats!!!<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/HorseLaugh1.jpg" border="0" />

bcphil

03-20-2006, 11:20 PM

Fez is unintentionally starring in a new episode of "Perverted Justice." Ron is setting on a stoop in the BK telling Bronx Johnny that he's thinking about bringing Coke Head Ron out of retirement.

PapaBear

03-21-2006, 12:46 AM

Fez is wondering what his first "non-drinking birthday show" will be like.Ron is trying to figure out how he can get Fez to get drunk on his birthday, without killing Fez, or being considered an "enabler"...  and smoking a cigar.

Evilpete

03-21-2006, 04:10 AM

they are doing gangsta shit, while counting the stacks of XM cash they got!!!

ShelleBink

03-21-2006, 05:09 AM

not giving a shit about this board or these posts :o)

Furtherman

03-23-2006, 01:41 PM

Fez was fired from his St. Louis vacation gig for saying "coon" on the air.Ron is listening to his firing and laughing.  And smoking a cigar.

Death Metal Moe

03-23-2006, 01:49 PM

I think both men as smoking different cigars at different locations.

Marc with a c

03-23-2006, 01:51 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: I think both men as smoking different cigars at different locations. two pages and that just came out.  i hate when i miss the easy ones.  well done <blockquote />

suggums

03-23-2006, 02:00 PM

i heard ron got shot by his uncle.

SatCam

03-23-2006, 02:22 PM

Fez is on Oprah to promote his new book series "Fatty Pneumonia's Adventures".

Ron is on stage with Linkin' Park and Jay-Z. And smoking a cigar.

FezPaul

03-23-2006, 02:39 PM

Fez is being driven crazy by his parentsRon is saying "Fuck, only 3 days left."                         and smoking a cigar

SinA

03-23-2006, 02:51 PM

Fez is banging chicks every night, eating steaks, drinking scotch, and smoking cigars.Ron is worrying about trivial things, loosing weight, and generally "acting queer."But what happens in Vegas...

Halfpops

03-23-2006, 03:00 PM

Fezzie is in Florida and his family is not cutting him any slack.Ronnie is taking a cooking class with Anthony Bourdain...   And smoking a cigar.

Legolas

03-23-2006, 03:23 PM

Fez is trying to convince himself that eating green M&Ms isnt really cheatin on his diet because after all, they are green.Ron is eating pussy.....and smoking a cigar.(at the chinese resturant because everybody knows that the chinese use cat parts in their food and if anyone interpreted that in any other way that's their problem)

mendyweiss

03-23-2006, 05:00 PM

Ronnie is being real CALM, eating his raw CLAMS

Death Metal Moe

03-23-2006, 06:04 PM

Fez is picking out new scented candles at White Barn Candle Co. like REAL MEN with HUGE COCKS do.Ron is preventing rape prevention, then using the cigar he's smoking to penetrate his "students."

PapaBear

03-23-2006, 06:24 PM

FezPaul wrote: Fez is being driven crazy by his parentsRon is saying "Fuck, only 3 days left."                         and smoking a cigarI thought they weren'e coming back until April 3rd. I hope you're right and I'm wrong.

suggums

03-23-2006, 06:26 PM

we're right papa, be sure to listen next week

Death Metal Moe

03-23-2006, 06:31 PM

PapaBear wrote: I thought they weren'e coming back until April 3rd. I hope you're right and I'm wrong.O&A go away tomorrow, I'm fairly sure Ron and Fez are back Monday so that both shows aren't gone at the same time.

PapaBear

03-23-2006, 06:47 PM

Thank God! I don't think I could last another week without the show. The replays are fine, but I've heard every show since they started on XM, and I've heard most of them as replays, too.

bobrobot

03-23-2006, 07:10 PM

Fezzy’s in the basement Mixing up the medicine Ronnie's on the pavement Thinking about the government... and smoking a cigar.<img title="subterranean homesick blues" height="188" alt="subterranean homesick blues" src="http://www.savoy-truffle.de/dylan/bilder/video.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

03-23-2006, 09:29 PM

What are R&F doing on their vacation right now? pretty much what anybody else does...having butt sex

bobrobot

03-24-2006, 04:22 AM

<img height="195" src="http://members.fortunecity.com/morrigan_of_eire/Party_-_Butt_Sex.jpg" width="380" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-24-06 @ 8:22 AM

Furtherman

03-24-2006, 06:38 AM

Fez is Harley Davidson.Ron is The Marlboro Man.  Smoking a cigar.

TooLowBrow

03-24-2006, 09:38 AM

Well Fezzy has a steam boat The steamboat has a bell, When Fezzy went to heaven and the Steamboat went to... Hello operator Please give me number nine And if you disconnect me I will chop off your... Behind the 'fridgerator There was a piece of glass Fezzy sat upon it And she cut his little... Ask me no more questions I'll tell you no more lies The boys are in the bathroom Pulling down their... Flies are in the meadow The bees are in the park Fezzy and his boyfriend Are kissing in the... Dark is like a movie A movie's like a show A show is like a tv set And that is all I know.