View Full Version : Moose lands in front seat of car
Bulldogcakes
03-20-2006, 03:58 PM
<p><a title="Story" target="_self" href="http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_077001519.html">Story</a></p><p><img width="175" height="131" border="0" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181346/lg" /><img width="175" height="131" border="0" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076232415/lg" /></p><p> </p><em>LEOMINSTER, Mass.</em> A 500-pound moose crashed through the
windshield of a car late Thursday and ended up sitting in the passenger
seat with its head sticking through the glass.<br /><br />Emergency
personnel had to cut the roof off the car to extricate the moose, which
was later euthanized by state environmental police because of severe
injuries, police Lt. Raymond Booth said.<br /><br />The driver, Juleigh McDowell, 30, was able to get out of the car under her own power and escaped serious injury, police said.<br /> <p> </p><img width="175" height="131" border="0" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181435/lg" /> <img width="175" height="131" border="0" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181236/lg" /><br />
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 3-20-06 @ 8:00 PM</span>
torker
03-20-2006, 04:05 PM
<p><img height="279" src="http://www.rusmilitary.com/images/army_blanket.jpg" width="450" border="0" /><br /> <font size="7">+</font></p><p> <img height="208" src="http://www.panthereast.com/images/duct%20tape.jpg" width="208" border="0" /></p><p> <font size="7">+</font></p><p> <img height="321" src="http://dave.typepad.com/photos/beach/waves.jpg" width="401" border="0" /></p>
FUNKMAN
03-20-2006, 04:14 PM
<p>Alright! A new sex toy...</p><p><img height="480" src="http://trackandtrap.com/images/maine%20moose%20hunt.jpg" width="360" border="0" /></p>
Bulldogcakes
03-20-2006, 04:15 PM
<p>Caption this </p><p><img width="200" height="151" border="0" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181236/lg" /><br /></p>
nevnut
03-20-2006, 04:19 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Caption this </p><p><img height="151" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181236/lg" width="200" border="0" /><br /></p><p>Do you know where we're goin' Rockie?</p>
sr71blackbird
03-20-2006, 04:46 PM
<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="279" src="http://www.rusmilitary.com/images/army_blanket.jpg" width="450" border="0" /><br /> <font size="7">+</font></p><p> <img height="208" src="http://www.panthereast.com/images/duct%20tape.jpg" width="208" border="0" /></p><p> <font size="7">+</font></p><p> <img height="321" src="http://dave.typepad.com/photos/beach/waves.jpg" width="401" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="7">LOL!!</font></strong></p>
torker
03-20-2006, 05:10 PM
<p> <img height="151" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181236/lg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>When you've got a cock like a moose, it doesn't matter what you drive.</p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by torker on 3-20-06 @ 9:12 PM</span>
FUNKMAN
03-20-2006, 05:55 PM
<font size="1"> </font><p>Caption this </p><p><img height="151" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181236/lg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>driver got charged with soliciting a prostitute... he was looking for some moosehead</p>
ShelleBink
03-20-2006, 06:33 PM
Well, at least it was Massachusetts. I know in Alaska, its illegal to push a live moose out of an airborne plane.<br />
shea_00
03-20-2006, 06:36 PM
norton was right that moose does looks silly
pennington
03-20-2006, 08:22 PM
Yeah, but you know the owner of the car is going to have problems getting re-imbursed by their car insurance company.
curtoid
03-21-2006, 04:29 AM
<p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=mussina+mike/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/;_ylt=A9gnMiRa_x9EMwIBTHmjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNW N0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12q1d6h74/EXP=1143034074/*-http%3A//media.theinsiders.com/Media/MLB/445118_Mike-Mussina-Preview.JPG" border="0" /></p><p>Even though he has brought the Yankees "0" World Series championships since he abandoned Baltimore, Moose does have a really sweet ride.</p><p><img height="147" src="http://www.aporos.com/junkyard/fancy_car.jpg" width="345" border="0" /></p>
bobrobot
03-21-2006, 06:47 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Gail O's failed attempt to drive herself to the doctor.</font></strong></p><p><img height="131" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181236/lg" width="175" border="0" /></p>
Don Stugots
03-21-2006, 06:53 AM
<strong>pennington</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah, but you know the owner of the car is going to have problems getting re-imbursed by their car insurance company. <p>They shouldnt. When an animal runs in to your car it is considered an act of nature. I have had a deer run into my car and there was never a problem. it just takes a few weeks to process. the two most important facts to remember 1) the animal RAN INTO YOU not you hit the animal, 2) Do not remove any of the chucnky goodness residue that is left on your car/truck that is called physical evidence.</p>
FUNKMAN
03-21-2006, 06:57 AM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>pennington</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah, but you know the owner of the car is going to have problems getting re-imbursed by their car insurance company. <p>They shouldnt. When an animal runs in to your car it is considered an act of nature. I have had a deer run into my car and there was never a problem. it just takes a few weeks to process. the two most important facts to remember 1) the animal RAN INTO YOU not you hit the animal, 2) Do not remove any of the chucnky goodness residue that is left on your car/truck that is called physical evidence.</p><p>i hit a couple dear and it fell under the 'comprehensive 'act of nature' thingy. i also had a couple deer run into my car but it was only little dinks so i didn't make a claim. the best was when i hit a hawk with my windshield...</p>
ShelleBink
03-21-2006, 07:02 AM
<p> </p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>pennington</strong> wrote:<br />Yeah, but you know the owner of the car is going to have problems getting re-imbursed by their car insurance company. <p>They shouldnt. When an animal runs in to your car it is considered an act of nature. I have had a deer run into my car and there was never a problem. it just takes a few weeks to process. the two most important facts to remember 1) the animal RAN INTO YOU not you hit the animal, 2) Do not remove any of the chucnky goodness residue that is left on your car/truck that is called physical evidence.</p><p>i hit a couple dear and it fell under the 'comprehensive 'act of nature' thingy. i also had a couple deer run into my car but it was only little dinks so i didn't make a claim. the best was when i hit a <strong>hawk</strong> with my windshield...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Did it spew mayonaisse or bacon?<br /></p>
<p>I thought this thread was on update on THIS Moose:</p><p><img height="236" src="http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/86p_075.jpg" width="316" border="0" /></p>
Bulldogcakes
03-21-2006, 04:53 PM
<p> </p><p> </p><strong><br /></strong><p><img width="200" height="151" border="0" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181236/lg" /><br /></p><p> </p><p>Policeman-"License and registration please" </p><p>Moose- "Whaddya mean 'license and registration'? I'm a fucking <em>Moose</em> you asshole!"</p><p> </p><p><br /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 3-21-06 @ 8:57 PM</span>
Death Metal Moe
03-21-2006, 04:58 PM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I thought this thread was on update on THIS Moose:</p><p><img height="236" src="http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/86p_075.jpg" width="316" border="0" /></p><p>Nice refrence my friend.</p><p><font face="null">Somewhere, Moose is sitting under an underpass, panhaldling with <font color="#ffffff" size="2"><font color="#000000" size="1">Kevin Kubusheskie.</font></font></font></p>
FUNKMAN
03-21-2006, 04:58 PM
<p> <img height="131" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181236/lg" width="175" border="0" /></p><p>what kind of car is that? must be a Ford Moosetang</p><p> </p><p><font size="7">ha</font><font size="6">ha</font><font size="5">ha</font><font size="4">ha</font><font size="3">ha</font><font size="2">ha</font><font size="1">ha</font>h sorry!</p>
Bulldogcakes
03-21-2006, 05:07 PM
<p> </p><strong /><p><img width="200" height="151" border="0" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181236/lg" /></p><p><img width="241" height="207" border="0" src="http://img.engadget.com/common/images/3060000000046716.JPG?0.8008992953736702" /> BEEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP</p><p> </p><p>"WILL YOU FUCKIN MOVE ALREADY YOU OLD HAG!!! I tell ya, these moose cant drive. They're worse than the chinks" </p><blockquote /><p> </p>
WRESTLINGFAN
03-21-2006, 05:53 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I thought this thread was on update on THIS Moose:</p><p><img height="236" src="http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/86p_075.jpg" width="316" border="0" /></p><p>Nice refrence my friend.</p><p><font face="null">Somewhere, Moose is sitting under an underpass, panhaldling with <font color="#ffffff" size="2"><font color="#000000" size="1">Kevin Kubusheskie.</font></font></font></p><p>Or this moose</p><p> </p><p><img title="mm" height="400" alt="mm" src="http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/baseball/mlb/specials/postseason/2004/10/13/mussina.sider.ap/mussina.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>
Reephdweller
03-21-2006, 06:34 PM
<p><img height="131" src="http://img.viacomlocalnetworks.com/images_sizedimage_076181236/lg" width="175" border="0" /></p><p>Officer: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?</p><p>Moose: Oh I moose'd've been going 30-40 mph tops officer.</p>
Reephdweller
03-21-2006, 06:36 PM
<strong>shea_00</strong> wrote:<br />norton was right that moose does looks silly <p> </p><p>I'll say he does!</p><p><img height="651" src="http://www.garrettjones.com/images/030411_jim_norton.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>
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