New Catch Phrase For Black Earl [Archive]

Rockvillejoe

03-23-2006, 08:22 AM

Unfortunately, "Right Black At Ya!", Earl's catch phrase has become passe'. Too bad, it was my idea, (big deal, are you going to go through life as that being your biggest claim to fame, loser? Get a fucking life, you worthless, clueless, shit bag!cracker"). Sorry, I was just having a personal moment. Anyway, After Ron opens the show with, "Buddays, I'm Ron, there's Fez,-Hiya Buddays", I vote Black Earl should now open the show with the new catch phrase:"Get the Funk out  ma Face!". Hip, happening, edgy. Just the riiiight amount of Blackness with a dash of Earl saying to everyone: "Don't Jack with me man!". Ideas? 

This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 3-23-06 @ 2:11 PM

FUNKMAN

03-23-2006, 08:24 AM

"Eat Da Brassiole" - to Fez"keep in touch with yourself" - To ESD"homey does play that" - To Ronnie when he gets a "Ronnie request"

bobrobot

03-23-2006, 08:57 AM

<img title="get the funk out ma face" height="300" alt="get the funk out ma face" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002G9W.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" width="303" border="0" />GET THE FUNK OUT MA FACE Get the funk out ma face Get the funk out ma face Get the funk out ma face Get the funk out ma face You don't like my music You don't have to use it Funkin' is a thing that all of us release You don't have to get it All you do is let it Then you'll know exactly how to groove You don't like my music You don't have to use it Funkin' is a thing that all of us release You don't have to play it You don't have to say it You don't even have to try to sing it Get the funk out ma face Get the funk out ma face Get the funk out ma face Get the funk out ma face You don't like my music You don't have to use it Funkin' is a thing that all of us release You don't have to get it All you do is let it Then tell us our funk did you some good 

This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-23-06 @ 12:57 PM

MilkmanDann

03-23-2006, 09:09 AM

"Where my check at?" (wacky postal humor.)actually I like Get a fucking life, you worthless, clueless, shit bag! Maybe can throw in Cracker or something at the end.

Death Metal Moe

03-23-2006, 09:13 AM

It should be"White people are so scared of Black Earl."

MobCounty

03-23-2006, 09:26 AM

And all this time I thought it was that trademark awkward silence when Ron asks him a question =).

EliSnow

03-23-2006, 09:34 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: It should be"<strike>White people are</strike> Gray Hoody is so scared of Black Earl."Just a little correction, Moe.

MobCounty

03-23-2006, 09:35 AM

I got one."The darker the berry, the sweeter the jews!"

FezPaul

03-23-2006, 01:34 PM

"Just a second, I have it here somewhere."

Billy Staples

03-23-2006, 06:36 PM

C'mon gang, the winner hands down down has to the George bush quote after Hurricane Katrina regarding the director of Fema. It works perfectly for Earl <a href="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-brownie.htm" target="_self">Brownie</a> "Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job" Love it!!!

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 3-23-06 @ 10:37 PM

Death Metal Moe

03-23-2006, 06:41 PM

How about "Grey Hooded Sweatshirt doesn't like me."

Tall_James

03-23-2006, 06:46 PM

"Did you want me to do that?"

Judge Smails

03-23-2006, 07:03 PM

"I scare o' da Goofa Man"

TheQuestion

03-23-2006, 07:39 PM

"Save the drama fo' yo' Mama.""Black is black, I want my baby back."

SinA

03-23-2006, 07:45 PM

I think "Hello Children" is available now

JPMNICK

03-23-2006, 07:55 PM

slap me 5 of the black hand side

mikeyboy

03-23-2006, 07:59 PM

Who has put pubic hair on my Coke?

SinA

03-23-2006, 08:01 PM

i have a dream

mikeyboy

03-23-2006, 08:02 PM

The bitch set me up.

FezPaul

03-23-2006, 08:14 PM

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Judge Smails

03-23-2006, 08:16 PM

"Hey, Hey, Hey!" or"DYNOMITE!" or"What choo talkin 'bout Fezzie?" or "I'm gonna make gorilla cookies" or"Fo'shizzle" or"Jews do it on purpose"

SinA

03-23-2006, 08:19 PM

daaaaaamn right!

mikeyboy

03-23-2006, 08:19 PM

Everybody gets a car!  You get a car!  You get a car!  You get a car!

SinA

03-23-2006, 08:21 PM

yo dog, that was hot! you brought it!

tele7

03-23-2006, 08:27 PM

"Here comes the big one"

Judge Smails

03-23-2006, 08:27 PM

"Suck on my chocolate salty balls"

mikeyboy

03-23-2006, 08:31 PM

I want to eat your children.

SinA

03-23-2006, 08:31 PM

that's ignorant

mikeyboy

03-23-2006, 08:33 PM

if the glove does not fit, you must acquit

Judge Smails

03-23-2006, 08:36 PM

"No one manipsnates me, or my family"

mikeyboy

03-23-2006, 08:37 PM

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom

Judge Smails

03-23-2006, 08:43 PM

I LOVE black people, but I haaaaate niggers!"

SinA

03-23-2006, 08:49 PM

mikeyboy wrote: if the glove does not fit, you must acquit that was my next one. instead:  I am not a role model.

FUNKMAN

03-23-2006, 08:50 PM

"Kill Kill Kill the White Man" by Black Earl. Earl is my pen name cuz I wrote this while I was in the Pen

Judge Smails

03-23-2006, 08:51 PM

"Where da white women at?"

Judge Smails

03-23-2006, 08:56 PM

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

SinA

03-23-2006, 08:58 PM

mumbla mumbla CL!CK mumbla CL!CK CL!CK mumbla

FUNKMAN

03-23-2006, 09:03 PM

" yum yum eat e'm up, yum yum eat e'm up "  " otay panky "

Judge Smails

03-23-2006, 09:10 PM

"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no babies!"

SinA

03-23-2006, 09:22 PM

shine ya' shoes, sir?

Coach

03-23-2006, 09:35 PM

Don't drink the milk...its Spoilt!!!Black is BackWorthless as the day is longTits on a bullAs ghetto as I wanna be!The Black don't CrackAin't no Tom here..my name is EarlMy name is Earl, (oops taken)I am blacker than midnight and twice as brightSexual Chocolate

PapaBear

03-23-2006, 09:35 PM

<img height="149" src="http://www.randomculture.com/photos/uncategorized/mrt_1.JPG" width="332" border="0" />Cut that jibba jabba, FOOL!

SinA

03-23-2006, 09:38 PM

whutchu talkin 'bout willis?  too easy, it must have been done already

tele7

03-23-2006, 09:45 PM

<a href="http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~poli/People/Faculty_profile/E_BLACK.html">http://www.ruf.rice.edu/~poli/People/Faculty_profile/E_BLACK.html</a>"Hi, I'm Earl Black, and i'm not on the radio"

bobrobot

03-24-2006, 04:15 AM

"I Put A Spell On You"<img title="screamin jay hawkins" height="340" alt="screamin jay hawkins" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/ScreaminJay.jpg" width="352" border="0" />

mendyweiss

03-24-2006, 04:21 AM

Can we dance wif yo dates?

AppleBoy

03-24-2006, 04:51 AM

It happum on one ah dem Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Days. Now dat's the kinda day where you can't opem yo mouf widout a song jumpin right out of it!

Earlshog

03-24-2006, 05:42 AM

Hey Hey Hey <img src="http://www.skapunkandotherjunk.com/images/Icons/whathap_dwayne.jpg" border="0" />

FezPaul

03-24-2006, 06:40 AM

Earl: I hear Ron & Fez are some bad mother...Crazy Jen and Stalker Patty: Hush your mouth                                   Earl: But I'm talkin' 'bout Ron & Fez

FUNKMAN

03-24-2006, 06:51 AM

i'm gonna get you suckaDon't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood i's gives a 150 pocent,,,, ightmy job is very impotent...

Judge Smails

03-24-2006, 06:54 AM

"'Dat is NOT my job!!"

coffeeal401

03-24-2006, 07:48 AM

Can a nigga get a table dance?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />

Earlshog

03-24-2006, 07:49 AM

FINALLY! BLACK EARL! HAS COME BACK! TO XM SATELITE RADIO! EARLS LEFT WNEW AND HE FOUND A NEW PLACE TO DWELLTHE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD ITS THE XM HOTEL

This message was edited by Earlshog on 3-24-06 @ 11:51 AM

Earlshog

03-24-2006, 07:50 AM

mikeyboy wrote: I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I think that one would be more fitting for East Side Dave

FezPaul

03-24-2006, 08:10 AM

coffeeal401 wrote: Can a nigga get a table dance?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /> and now you're gettin' thishttp://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/anidifranco_k.gif

coffeeal401

03-24-2006, 08:14 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: How about "Grey Hooded Sweatshirt doesn't like me."          Kick a brother down when he' on vacation.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbdown.gif" border="0" />

coffeeal401

03-24-2006, 08:16 AM

FezPaul wrote: coffeeal401 wrote: Can a nigga get a table dance?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /> and now you're gettin' this<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/anidifranco_k.gif" border="0" />          means?

mikeyboy

03-24-2006, 08:19 AM

coffeeal401 wrote: FezPaul wrote: coffeeal401 wrote: Can a nigga get a table dance?<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" /> and now you're gettin' this<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/anidifranco_k.gif" border="0" />          means?That's Ani DiFranco -- singer of "white people are so scared of black people".

Earlshog

03-24-2006, 08:24 AM

Don't move....... Dirtbag

Billy Staples

03-24-2006, 10:35 AM

great sufggestions..Ok someof them...but where are the actual quotes?

FezPaul

03-24-2006, 10:48 AM

coffeeal401 wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: How about "Grey Hooded Sweatshirt doesn't like me."          Kick a brother down when he' on vacation.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbdown.gif" border="0" />"Kick a brother when he's down" That's it, that's the new catch phrase!!!

Death Metal Moe

03-24-2006, 10:58 AM

"He's so poor, and so Black Earl."

Earlshog

03-24-2006, 12:20 PM

Its the big one... I'm coming to join you Elizabeth

MilkmanDann

03-24-2006, 12:55 PM

Feets don't fails me now !

FUNKMAN

03-24-2006, 12:59 PM

" i'll take a Nehi Grape "

BoondockSaint

03-24-2006, 01:01 PM

"Did you know ham and eggs can talk?"

coffeeal401

03-24-2006, 01:33 PM

FezPaul wrote: coffeeal401 wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: How about "Grey Hooded Sweatshirt doesn't like me."          Kick a brother down when he' on vacation.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbdown.gif" border="0" />"Kick a brother when he's down" That's it, that's the new catch phrase!!!           Kick a brother when he's down. and cant fight back while he 's  on vacation.

Death Metal Moe

03-24-2006, 01:50 PM

Fuck him. 

coffeeal401

03-24-2006, 02:04 PM

your the one who brought up his name, on your post .ahh fuck him , im not in it any way.mikeyboy let posters answer their own posts they dont need you to explain them. stay off my case BLUE FEZ thats so over.

mikeyboy

03-24-2006, 02:10 PM

coffeeal401 wrote: mikeyboy let posters answer their own posts they dont need you to explain them. stay off my case BLUE FEZ thats so over. WTF?  You asked a question and I answered it -- all under the guise of trying to be helpful.  You're going to tell me I can't do that?  Good luck with that.  I have no beef with you other than when you start shit with other members of this board.  When you do that, I'm going to call you on it, because that's my role on this board.  Obviously you have some problem with me.  As I said before, if you choose to discuss it, IM, PM or e-mail me rather than starting threads about it or throwing snide remarks in your posts.

coffeeal401

03-24-2006, 02:47 PM

OK <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />

Stankfoot

03-24-2006, 05:00 PM

<img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/shuffle.jpg" border="0" />What you say, honky sucker pig head jive turkey fool?

Death Metal Moe

03-24-2006, 05:02 PM

coffeeal401 wrote: your the one who brought up his name, on your post .ahh fuck him , im not in it any way.mikeyboy let posters answer their own posts they dont need you to explain them. stay off my case BLUE FEZ thats so over. You're defending a poster who has been banned multiple times for coming on this board with an agenda after being warned each time to lay off?Sure dude, whatever floats your boat.

Death Metal Moe

03-24-2006, 05:03 PM

mikeyboy wrote: coffeeal401 wrote: mikeyboy let posters answer their own posts they dont need you to explain them. stay off my case BLUE FEZ thats so over. WTF?  You asked a question and I answered it -- all under the guise of trying to be helpful.  You're going to tell me I can't do that?  Good luck with that.  I have no beef with you other than when you start shit with other members of this board.  When you do that, I'm going to call you on it, because that's my role on this board.  Obviously you have some problem with me.  As I said before, if you choose to discuss it, IM, PM or e-mail me rather than starting threads about it or throwing snide remarks in your posts.So, were YOU the one he directed that fucking bizarre post at the other day that GVAC so brilliantly mocked?

mikeyboy

03-24-2006, 05:23 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: mikeyboy wrote: coffeeal401 wrote: mikeyboy let posters answer their own posts they dont need you to explain them. stay off my case BLUE FEZ thats so over. WTF?  You asked a question and I answered it -- all under the guise of trying to be helpful.  You're going to tell me I can't do that?  Good luck with that.  I have no beef with you other than when you start shit with other members of this board.  When you do that, I'm going to call you on it, because that's my role on this board.  Obviously you have some problem with me.  As I said before, if you choose to discuss it, IM, PM or e-mail me rather than starting threads about it or throwing snide remarks in your posts.So, were YOU the one he directed that fucking bizarre post at the other day that GVAC so brilliantly mocked?<img height="303" src="http://www.lpmusic.com/Product_Showcase/Whats_New/images/duro-cowbell-beater.jpg" width="180" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

03-24-2006, 05:24 PM

Now I know....<img height="150" src="http://www.mantisartworks.com/gijoe.jpg" width="150" border="0" /> But really MIkeyboy, did you read that poorly constructed thought?  How the hell would anybody know what was going on?

This message was edited by Death Metal Moe on 3-24-06 @ 9:25 PM

FUNKMAN

03-24-2006, 06:08 PM

" I'll take a Nehi orange "

Marc with a c

03-24-2006, 06:26 PM

"the asesxual assassin"

FUNKMAN

03-24-2006, 06:27 PM

" i'll take the mac and cheese with a side of silver salad "

Death Metal Moe

03-24-2006, 06:28 PM

evedder wrote: "the asesxual assassin" I really like that one.

Earlshog

03-24-2006, 09:15 PM

what you want on this wall

Coach

03-24-2006, 09:33 PM

fudge!!!! you beat me to it!!!!

mendyweiss

03-25-2006, 04:13 AM

Scuuse me while I whip this OUT!

FUNKMAN

03-25-2006, 04:32 AM

mendyweiss wrote: Scuuse me while I whip this OUT! Ding Ding Ding!   We have a winner!!

Marc with a c

03-25-2006, 08:31 AM

"and on music, black earl""put 'em on the glass babies"

jojogun357

03-25-2006, 10:11 AM

Burblefrump you got mineOr maybeMouf don't fail me now?

ADF

03-25-2006, 10:20 AM

Black Rock... sexy-o?

Rockvillejoe

03-26-2006, 07:59 AM

Sweet Sweetback, Black Daddy is back.......               

This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 3-26-06 @ 12:16 PM

Rockvillejoe

03-26-2006, 08:01 AM

Word....

This message was edited by Rockvillejoe on 3-26-06 @ 12:17 PM