View Full Version : Yes, I am Getting Married on Friday
angrymissy
03-27-2006, 07:52 AM
<p>Yes, I am getting married on Friday.<br />Yes, the big DAY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!<br />Yes, I MUST BE GETTING NERVOUS HAHAHAHAHA<br />Yes, All the guys will be sad on Friday because I'll be taken!!! WOOHOO YOU GUYS ARE HYSTERICAL<br />Yes, THE OL BALL AND CHAIN HAHAHAHAHA<br />Yes, I will try to enjoy my BIG DAY SUREEEE<br />Yes, WOOHOO I AM EXCITED<br />Yes, It will all go by so fast I will make SURE TO ENJOY MYSELF<br />Yes, Honeymoon, YES I AM GOING TO THE BAHAMAS FOR THE 8,000TH TIME<br />Yes, I SURE MUST BE GETTING NERVOUS SINCE MY BIG DAY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND I WILL TRY TO ENJOY MY BIG DAY AND NEW LIFE YES I KNOW THIS WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE </p><p>I am sick of repeating the same answers to the same questions and "funny" quips all day at work. I pity the girl that shares the office with me because she can basically recite everything I say word for word, along with the accompanying fake laugh. I'M SICK OF TALKING ABOUT THE FREAKING WEDDING ALREADY. </p><p>To summarize:</p><p>I am getting married on Friday. Yes, I am going to the Bahamas. I am not nervous. The only thing I was nervous about was paying for it with my paltry salary. Thank you for the stand mixer. It's great. My future husband hates it because I make big messes with it in the kitchen. Good luck getting all your work done while I'm on vacation.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>Your Assistant.</p>
EliSnow
03-27-2006, 07:54 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If you think the questions you are facing now are bad, wait until you are expecting a child. </font>
Tall_James
03-27-2006, 07:55 AM
<p><img height="270" src="http://web.infoave.net/~dennmac/images/ben_church_small.gif" width="299" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="7">"MISSY !!!!"</font></strong></p>
Dougie Brootal
03-27-2006, 07:55 AM
wow. so you must be pretty nervous. you know with the big day coming up and all.
angrymissy
03-27-2006, 07:57 AM
<p>As I was posting this, I got this in my email:</p><p>Hey Missy,</p>You must be getting excited and nervous. I bet your busy with last minute things too.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angrymissy on 3-27-06 @ 11:58 AM</span>
UnknownPD
03-27-2006, 07:58 AM
<p>The only thing I was nervous about was paying for it with my paltry salary</p><p>Good luck...</p>
JerseyRich
03-27-2006, 08:02 AM
<p>I hate that shit as well. Luckily I'm a dude so I get..."Hey! It's not too late to change your mind!"</p><p> </p><p>So I will say this now.</p><p>Don't ask me if I'm nervous or ready...Yes I am!</p><p>thanks. </p>
Tall_James
03-27-2006, 08:02 AM
<p>Save us some cake!</p><p><img height="437" src="http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/weddingcake.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>
Sheeplovr
03-27-2006, 08:03 AM
that's this firday?<br />
EliSnow
03-27-2006, 08:07 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">BTW, congratulations.</font>
KC2OSO
03-27-2006, 08:10 AM
<p>Are you driving to the Bahamas or taking a plane?</p><p>Either way, good luck. </p>
Don Stugots
03-27-2006, 08:11 AM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Save us some cake!</p><p><img height="437" src="http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/weddingcake.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>God damn that cakes looks good, this diet is going to kill me.</p><p> </p><p>Missy, Congrads to you and your future hubby. It is nice.</p><p>2 things, wait until you come home from the honeymoon and all they ask you is "So, when are you going to have a baby?" and where are you going on the honeymoone? just kiddding on the last one.</p>
kevcala
03-27-2006, 08:14 AM
<p> </p><strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Are you driving to the Bahamas or taking a plane?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>They're driving down in this:</p><p><img width="350" height="263" border="0" src="http://www.johnnysocko.com/images/Photos%20Sept%2003/bitchin%20camaro.jpg" /> </p><p> </p><p>Also . . congratulations! </p>
Jennitalia
03-27-2006, 08:20 AM
<p>Congrats!</p><p>My sister wasn't nervous at all for her wedding. The nervousness kicked in after we got back from the hair salon the day of the wedding.</p>
EliSnow
03-27-2006, 08:23 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Have you been asked you if you need to have the talk about what your husband will expect on your wedding night?</font></p>
Snoogans
03-27-2006, 08:24 AM
can i come to the wedding?<br />
mendyweiss
03-27-2006, 08:33 AM
<img height="400" src="http://perso.wanadoo.fr/fromveur/Mazel_Tov.gif" width="402" border="0" />
Marc with a c
03-27-2006, 08:34 AM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Save us some cake!</p><p><img height="437" src="http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/weddingcake.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>and meat productz</p><p><img src="http://www.trophysnapshot.com/gallery/data/500/120Helle162-med.JPG" border="0" /></p>
JerseyRich
03-27-2006, 08:42 AM
<p> </p><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Have you been asked you if you need to have the talk about what your husband will expect on your wedding night?</font></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>2 fingers...deep...to the 3rd knuckle is my guess. </p>
JerseyRich
03-27-2006, 08:43 AM
<p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Save us some cake!</p><p><img width="250" height="437" border="0" src="http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/weddingcake.jpg" /></p><p>and meat productz</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.trophysnapshot.com/gallery/data/500/120Helle162-med.JPG" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Damn now I'm really starvin'!</p><p> </p><p>When the hell is my wedding again?</p><p> </p>
EliSnow
03-27-2006, 08:55 AM
<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p>2 fingers...deep...to the 3rd knuckle is my guess. </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Nice.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">However, a person's wedding night is a special occasion. I'm guessing </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3"><img height="110" src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/B00028XKKM.jpg" width="33" border="0" /></font></p>
legroommusic
03-27-2006, 09:00 AM
<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hate that shit as well. Luckily I'm a dude so I get..."Hey! It's not too late to change your mind!"</p><p> </p><p>So I will say this now.</p><p>Don't ask me if I'm nervous or ready...Yes I am!</p><p>thanks. </p><p>good for you dude. No turnin' back now. you made the decision now be a man.</p>
EliSnow
03-27-2006, 09:01 AM
<strong>legroommusic</strong> wrote: <p>good for you dude. No turnin' back now. you made the decision now be a man.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Agreed. Just get some strange tail before the big day.</font></p>
Sheeplovr
03-27-2006, 09:02 AM
<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hate that shit as well. Luckily I'm a dude so I get..."Hey! It's not too late to change your mind!"</p><p> </p><p>So I will say this now.</p><p>Don't ask me if I'm nervous or ready...Yes I am!</p><p>thanks. </p>
<p>good for you dude. No turnin' back now. you made the decision now be a man.</p>
<p></p><p>Rich is half a dude he's british so he can still back out and say he got raped by a black couple or something </p>
JustJon
03-27-2006, 09:30 AM
missy, getting excited and nervous yet? <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" /><br />
Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2006, 09:39 AM
<p>And see, Missy's being DIPLOMATIC about it.</p><p>See, I would pretend I was a virgin and ask my boss for sex advice just to creep him out.</p><p> </p>
walking joint
03-27-2006, 09:53 AM
<p>my dad does a similiar thing everyday which annoys me. I'm between houses right now and until we move into the new one we are staying with my parents. i work in NJ and they live on Long Island. Everyday he feels the need to ask me how traffic was on my way home...we always come straight home and we leave the same time everyday. on a good day I usually get home at 4:45...so if I come home at 5 he should assume I had 15 minutes of traffic. not even sure why it bothers me so much. but when i get in the house at say 5:45..after an hour of sitting in traffic it really bothers me when he asks how was traffic or what took so long. its not like i may have decided to park on the Cross Bronx and get a tan...it was TRAFFIC!!!!</p>
Don Stugots
03-27-2006, 10:30 AM
<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Have you been asked you if you need to have the talk about what your husband will expect on your wedding night?</font></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>2 fingers...deep...to the 3rd knuckle is my guess. </p><p>backdoor action is a must on the wedding night. unless his father gets drunk and makes an ass out of himself. (no, I am not speaking from experience, well maybe I'm not)</p>
Jennitalia
03-27-2006, 10:37 AM
Hope Jeff doesn't get whiskey dick on your wedding night.
JPMNICK
03-27-2006, 10:38 AM
nothing a little prostate milking can't fix
Melrapuo
03-27-2006, 10:43 AM
Congrats, Missy!
Tall_James
03-27-2006, 10:49 AM
<p><img height="200" src="http://members.home.nl/jvandruten/movierev/caligola/caligola/tntn24-05.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>If the Emporer Caligula comes to pay respects to the bride before the wedding...run!</p>
FMJeff
03-27-2006, 10:57 AM
<p>who's the unlucky loser who has to marry you? i bet he's fat. </p><p> </p><p>btw dildos are not gay if they're not fleshed colored...when have you ever seen a purple penis...really... </p>
FMJeff
03-27-2006, 10:58 AM
<p>btw, just jon has the right of prima nocte</p><p>sorry miss </p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.macbraveheart.freeserve.co.uk/images/movie/longshanks.jpg" /></p><p> </p>
ShelleBink
03-27-2006, 11:07 AM
I'm really happy for both you and Jeff... hope everything is awesome and you & Jeff have a great time :o)<br />
scorpion
03-27-2006, 11:31 AM
<p>Congrats to both!!!</p><p> </p>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-27-2006, 12:12 PM
Congrats Missy and Jeff!
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-27-2006, 12:13 PM
Congrats Missy and Jeff!
Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2006, 12:43 PM
<p> </p><strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><p>who's the unlucky loser who has to marry you? i bet he's fat. </p><p> </p><p><br /> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Words hurt!</p><p> </p>
TheRealEddie
03-27-2006, 02:08 PM
Not that you asked but make sure you spend time enjoying your wedding! Everyone says it will go fast, and they are right.<br />
sr71blackbird
03-27-2006, 02:35 PM
<img height="168" src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/HEALTH/conditions/05/29/viagra.gupta/story.viagra.gb.jpg" width="220" border="0" />
Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 02:40 PM
<p>If I was getting married, I'd TOTALLY hire </p><p>THE IRON SHEIK</p><p><img height="342" src="http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/sheik.jpg" width="249" border="0" /></p><p>To pop out of nowhere, hit me with the steel chair and try to marry my woman. Then, right before they got the the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace" part, my fucking music would play and I'd run out of nowhere with a sledgehammer. The Sheik would take his scheduled fall, I'd pin him, get the dude to say "I now pronounce you World Heavyweight Champion and Wife" and then I'd kiss my woman and take her to the suit for some more wrestling if you know what I mean.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>And I mean Greco Roman style!</p>
Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 02:40 PM
Oh, and good luck Jeff and Missy.
ShelleBink
03-27-2006, 02:43 PM
<p> </p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If I was getting married, I'd TOTALLY hire </p><p>THE IRON SHEIK</p><p><img width="249" height="342" border="0" src="http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/sheik.jpg" /></p><p>To pop out of nowhere, hit me with the steel chair and try to marry my woman. Then, right before they got the the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace" part, my fucking music would play and I'd run out of nowhere with a sledgehammer. The Sheik would take his scheduled fall, I'd pin him, get the dude to say "I now pronounce you World Heavyweight Champion and Wife" and then I'd kiss my woman and take her to the suit for some more wrestling if you know what I mean.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>And I mean Greco Roman style!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I'm sure it has been done already. </p>
angrymissy
03-27-2006, 03:04 PM
<p>To pop out of nowhere, hit me with the steel chair and try to marry my woman. Then, right before they got the the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace" part, my fucking music would play and I'd run out of nowhere with a sledgehammer. The Sheik would take his scheduled fall, I'd pin him, get the dude to say "I now pronounce you World Heavyweight Champion and Wife" and then I'd kiss my woman and take her to the suit for some more wrestling if you know what I mean.</p><p></p><p>Jeff had a similar idea involving Batman or some crap</p>
zathrus
03-27-2006, 03:14 PM
missy
some advice: on the big day. try not to let things go by too fast. take everything
at a nice pace and enjoy the day.
Bulldogcakes
03-27-2006, 03:17 PM
<p> </p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<p>backdoor action is a must on the wedding night. unless his father gets drunk and makes an ass out of himself. (no, I am not speaking from experience, well maybe I'm not)</p><p> </p><p>Anal. How romantic. </p><blockquote /><p> </p>
Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 03:28 PM
<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>To pop out of nowhere, hit me with the steel chair and try to marry my woman. Then, right before they got the the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace" part, my fucking music would play and I'd run out of nowhere with a sledgehammer. The Sheik would take his scheduled fall, I'd pin him, get the dude to say "I now pronounce you World Heavyweight Champion and Wife" and then I'd kiss my woman and take her to the suit for some more wrestling if you know what I mean.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Jeff had a similar idea involving Batman or some crap</p><p>For real?</p>
SatCam
03-27-2006, 03:30 PM
Jeff had a similar idea involving Batman or some crap
He tried to pass that off as "wrestling"?
Tall_James
03-27-2006, 03:44 PM
<p>Jeff had a similar idea involving Batman or some crap</p><p><img height="294" src="http://members.core.com/DD/07/sayger/forum/jaz.wed1.0.jpg" width="494" border="0" /></p><p><img height="331" src="http://members.core.com/DD/07/sayger/forum/jaz.wed1.1.jpg" width="492" border="0" /></p><p><img height="297" src="http://members.core.com/DD/07/sayger/forum/jaz.wed1.2.jpg" width="498" border="0" /></p><p><img height="418" src="http://members.core.com/DD/07/sayger/forum/jaz.wed1.3.jpg" width="508" border="0" /></p><p><a href="http://popcultureshock.com/pcs/forums/t9043-jazs-comic-book-wedding-crazy-photos.html" target="_self">Holy Crappy Wedding Batman !!!</a></p><p>Be glad you dodged that bullet Missy.</p>
Hottub
03-27-2006, 03:48 PM
<p>...and may your foist child, be a Masculine child!!</p><p><img height="180" src="http://www.jgeoff.com/godfather/jpeg/luca.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p>
keithy_19
03-27-2006, 03:50 PM
<p>Just in case you don't know, 9 out of 10 weddings end in humiliation. I'm sure you watch NBC and know what I mean. </p>
<p>I'm gonna skip the corny jokes and just say best of luck to Jeff and Missy.</p><p>I'll be sure we all raise a toast to you Saturday night at McFadden's. </p><p> <br /></p>
PapaBear
03-27-2006, 04:46 PM
Congrats, folks!!!
Doogie
03-27-2006, 05:16 PM
<p>btw dildos are not gay if they're not fleshed colored...when have you ever seen a purple penis...really</p><p>So what are you saying?? Your taking one in the ass??</p><p>Asides from all that, congrats and best of luck!</p>
El Mudo
03-27-2006, 06:20 PM
Best of luck to you two...may you be blessed with a long and happy union...
furie
03-27-2006, 06:29 PM
why on a friday?
angrymissy
03-27-2006, 06:51 PM
<p>For real?</p><p>Yea something involving the Joker trying to steal me and Batman saving the day involving a fight in between. He could explain better. Seriously.</p><p><font size="1">why on a friday? </font></p><p>The honest truth is that is was significantly cheaper to have it on a Friday vs. Saturday at the hall we wanted (we paid for the wedding ourselves). Cheaper for Sunday too, but I figured SUnday would be teh suck for people who want to drink and not have to go to work the next day.</p>
newport king
03-27-2006, 06:57 PM
<p>i got married on a friday it was cheaper, you know whatelse is cheaper? using that wedding reception money for a house. </p><p>best of luck to you both, i hope you enjoy it. i had that nervous sickness the entire time at my reception. i didn't enjoy one minute of it. and actually almost threw up from gagging when we did the whole cake bit.</p>
FUNKMAN
03-27-2006, 07:00 PM
Best Wishes to you both!
Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2006, 07:01 PM
<p> </p><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p>For real?<p> </p><p>Yea something involving the Joker trying to steal me and Batman saving the day involving a fight in between. He could explain better. Seriously.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Or you could just watch Prince's "Batdance" video.</p><p> </p>
Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 07:05 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Or you could just watch Prince's "Batdance" video.</p><p>THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!</p>
Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2006, 07:06 PM
<p> </p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Or you could just watch Prince's "Batdance" video.</p><p>THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Stop the presses, who is that?</p><p> </p>
Billy Staples
03-27-2006, 08:24 PM
<p>Congrats Guys. Enjoy the day and your life</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Is this the first real mesage board marrige?</p>
Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 08:26 PM
<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Congrats Guys. Enjoy the day and your life</p><p>Is this the first real mesage board marrige?</p><p>Well since Fez never got hitched to his Fiance in Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada.....</p>
Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 08:27 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Or you could just watch Prince's "Batdance" video.</p><p>THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!</p><p>Stop the presses, who is that?</p><p><img height="310" src="http://www.latercera.cl/vgn/images/portal/FOTO042005/142966182kim-bassinger-01.jpg" width="202" border="0" /></p><p>"She is great, isn't she?"</p>
Tenbatsuzen
03-28-2006, 03:20 AM
<p> </p><strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p> </p><p>btw dildos are not gay if they're not fleshed colored...when have you ever seen a purple penis...really... </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"</p><p> </p><p> </p>
Sheeplovr
03-28-2006, 04:19 AM
<p><span class="postbody"><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Congrats Guys. Enjoy the day and your life</p><p>Is this the first real mesage board marrige?</p></span></p><p> </p><p>Didn't Carter and Ikeaboy get married in Cananda and adopted a cambodian boy<br />
</p>
EliSnow
03-28-2006, 04:59 AM
<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote: <p> </p><font size="1">why on a friday? </font><p> </p><p>The honest truth is that is was significantly cheaper to have it on a Friday vs. Saturday at the hall we wanted (we paid for the wedding ourselves). Cheaper for Sunday too, but I figured SUnday would be teh suck for people who want to drink and not have to go to work the next day.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My wife and I did it on a Friday as well, for the same reasons, and we had a great, great party. It also gave us a chance to have a day or two to decompress before we went on our honeymoon.</font></p>
ThePointer
03-28-2006, 06:43 PM
Congratulations and best wishes Missy and Jeff. Just be careful getting through security checkpoints at the airport. Remember those X-ray machines can set off certain items .
<p> </p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Or you could just watch Prince's "Batdance" video.</p><p>THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!</p><p>Stop the presses, who is that?</p><p><img width="202" height="310" border="0" src="http://www.latercera.cl/vgn/images/portal/FOTO042005/142966182kim-bassinger-01.jpg" /></p><p>"She is great, isn't she?"</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You guys been drinkin Draino? </p>
Death Metal Moe
03-28-2006, 06:55 PM
<p>HEY HBOX!</p><p><font size="7">THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!</font></p>
We got better things to worry about than <font size="7">GHOSTS</font> and <font size="7">GOBLINS</font>.<br />
mendyweiss
03-29-2006, 11:08 AM
<img height="250" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/time100/images/main_luciano.jpg" width="376" border="0" />Ahh Chiavata domani!!
Earlshog
03-29-2006, 01:19 PM
good luck bro!
Aggie
03-30-2006, 05:35 AM
<p>God I know EXACTLY how you feel Missy. I'm getting married in 2 months and the questions are ridiculous. I've had all of those comments, plus this guy at work asking me every time I see him if 'the wedding is still on' hahaha, very funny.</p><p>I'm very excited but can't wait til it's over so people will leave me alone. Geting presents delivered in the last few weeks has been nice though. </p><p>Congrats again, make sure you enjoy it, it will go by really fast. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" /></p>
Death Metal Moe
03-30-2006, 06:06 AM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br />good luck bro! <p>Top of the marriage pyramid.</p>
JPMNICK
03-30-2006, 06:25 AM
best wishes today!
Good luck! Don't do that cake smushing thing.<br />
Jennitalia
03-30-2006, 10:55 AM
...and dont do the chicken dance/macarena/electric slide thing
keithy_19
03-30-2006, 01:56 PM
...and don't say I do right away. Make him scared for a few seconds.
Tenbatsuzen
03-31-2006, 04:45 AM
<p><strong>TODAY'S THE BIG DAY!!!! ARE YOU NERVOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?</strong></p><p> </p><p>(clappy hands)</p><p> </p><p> </p><strong />
FUNKMAN
03-31-2006, 04:47 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>TODAY'S THE BIG DAY!!!! ARE YOU NERVOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?</strong></p><p> </p><p>(clappy hands)</p><p> </p><p> </p><strong><p>not really!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p></strong>
Sheeplovr
03-31-2006, 06:29 AM
<p>Wedding Spy Report</p><p>GROOM being Walked down the Aisle by Family</p><p> </p>
JerseyRich
03-31-2006, 07:22 AM
<p> </p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wedding Spy Report</p><p>GROOM being Walked down the Aisle by Family</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Fag! </p>
Ndugu
03-31-2006, 08:43 AM
hand out the sunglasses and hit the seger LOL ZOMG ROFL RAOF!!11!!one
Tall_James
03-31-2006, 08:45 AM
<p>WEDDING SPY REPORT:</p><p>Someone dressed as the Joker has jumped out and tried to disrupt the proceedings. </p>
Death Metal Moe
03-31-2006, 08:49 AM
<strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br />hand out the sunglasses and hit the seger LOL ZOMG ROFL RAOF!!11!!one <p>HA! That one got me good. I love that internet geek talk.</p>
FUNKMAN
03-31-2006, 08:49 AM
<img src="http://keywest.com/weddings/images/homephoto.gif" border="0" />
Tall_James
03-31-2006, 09:07 AM
<p>WEDDING SPY REPORT:</p><p>There was a mishap during the bouquet toss...</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/oops.jpg" border="0" /></p>
Sheeplovr
03-31-2006, 09:12 AM
<p>why mock me im in the hotel with real spyreport news and you mock how dare you </p><p>now im not telling you about the chupa </p>
Ndugu
03-31-2006, 09:13 AM
his was better cuz of the tits
Tall_James
03-31-2006, 09:14 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why mock me im in the hotel with real spyreport news and you mock how dare you </p><p>now im not telling you about the chupa </p><p>They have an actual Chupacabra there? Now THAT's one wacky wedding!</p><p>BTW - how are the appetizers? do they have crab cakes?</p>
Tall_James
03-31-2006, 09:15 AM
I love crab cakes. I had them make extra for my wedding.
EliSnow
03-31-2006, 09:16 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If they don't have pigs in a blanket for appetizers (even though it is Lent), there is something wrong.</font></p>
Tenbatsuzen
03-31-2006, 09:50 AM
<p> </p><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br />hand out the sunglasses and hit the seger LOL ZOMG ROFL RAOF!!11!!one<p> </p><p> </p><p>Nice O&A callback.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
Tenbatsuzen
03-31-2006, 10:01 AM
<p> </p><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">If they don't have pigs in a blanket for appetizers (even though it is Lent), there is something wrong.</font></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Pigs in a blanket rock. But I'm a big fan of crudite.</p><p> </p>
coffeeal401
03-31-2006, 10:01 AM
get it done already . will you give him oral?
EliSnow
03-31-2006, 11:57 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Pigs in a blanket rock. But I'm a big fan of crudite.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Thinking of crudite makes me think of something Fez once said in a promo about salad:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">"Why doesn't it taste like meat?"</font></p>
East Side Dave
03-31-2006, 04:20 PM
Congratulations, Missy & Jeff!
Death Metal Moe
03-31-2006, 04:22 PM
<strong>East Side Dave</strong> wrote:<br />Congratulations, Missy & Jeff! <p>Good job ESD. Give them some well wished tonight, before you're shitfaced drunk tomorrow.</p>
sr71blackbird
03-31-2006, 05:01 PM
<p>WEDDING SPY REPORT:</p><p>Poor taste choice of Wedding Cake </p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.laughparty.com/items/724.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>
Death Metal Moe
03-31-2006, 05:03 PM
<p>Is there an over/under on how brown Missy's finger is right now?</p><p>I'll put $5 on Sierra.</p>
sr71blackbird
03-31-2006, 05:14 PM
<img height="400" src="http://www.souzek.com/images/veronika/chocolate_suck_mama_finger.jpg" width="300" border="0" />
sr71blackbird
03-31-2006, 05:27 PM
<p>In all seriousness:</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.imaginethisdesignworks.com/catcards/wedding3.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>
Sheeplovr
04-01-2006, 12:17 AM
<p>What a Wedding</p><p>Excitinment </p><p>Drama</p><p>Action</p><p>Adventure</p><p>Car chase and everythign else</p><p>how will any other wedding compare</p><p>really rich how do you have a wedding jsut cancel it this one was top of the charts</p><p>p.s. by charts i mean out of the 3 weddings i've ever been to in my whole life </p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 4-1-06 @ 9:30 AM</span>
PapaBear
04-01-2006, 12:36 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Is there an over/under on how brown Missy's finger is right now?</p><p>I'll put $5 on Sierra.</p><p>I'm guessing more Burnt Sienna... </p><p><img height="509" src="http://www.aceandfriends.com/pfaircrayon.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>Congrats!!! I even remember where I was, when I secretly cried, as I heard the proposal on WJFK.</p>
Tenbatsuzen
04-01-2006, 04:19 AM
<p>I must agree with Sheepy about how fun the wedding was.<br /></p><p>In a brilliant move, Missy put the RF.net table ("We're the internet pariahs") RIGHT NEXT TO THE BAR.</p><p> We didn't get home til 3am.</p><p>Pics will be up a little later today.</p><p> </p>
<p>From today's comics. I thought it was appropriate.</p><p> </p><p><img width="450" height="138" border="0" src="http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/uc/20060401/ltmsho060401.gif" /> </p>
Tenbatsuzen
04-08-2006, 07:05 AM
<p>They are back, so now I can post this.</p><p> </p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" /></a></p><p> </p><p><strong>"You like vodka, Doc?" </strong></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 4-8-06 @ 11:05 AM</span>
CYYYFYYY
04-09-2006, 06:26 AM
Congrats!
Don Stugots
04-09-2006, 07:07 AM
what a beautiful bride. cargrads once again.
<p> </p><p><a href="http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p> </p><p>Missy, was this photo taken when you were the manager at the Overlook?</p><p> </p><p>Seriously: Many Congratulations to you and Jeff. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/cool.gif" border="0" /></p>
Death Metal Moe
04-09-2006, 01:27 PM
<p> </p><p><a href="http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" target="_blank"><img height="133" src="http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" width="186" border="0" /></a></p><p> </p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Did you know, Missy, that your wedding planner is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?</font><br /></p>
Tenbatsuzen
04-09-2006, 02:11 PM
<p> </p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg"><img width="186" height="133" border="0" src="http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" /></a></p><p> </p><p><font size="2" face="times new roman,times,serif">Did you know, Missy, that your wedding planner is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?</font><br /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>That bartender is stealing the vodka. Maybe he's a jigger crook?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
angrymissy
04-10-2006, 06:32 AM
<p>I just got back to work and have 255 emails and 23 voice messages.</p><p>I assume that now I will be asked different questions about the ceremony and honeymoon 8,000 times at work...</p><p>Everything
went off without a hitch, including our string duo performing songs
from the 80's on violin/cello during the processional... hopefully I'll
have video of that online soon - I will post some pictures later on</p><p>Thanks for all teh well wishes everyone </p>
JerseyRich
04-10-2006, 06:47 AM
<p> </p><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I just got back to work and have 255 emails and 23 voice messages.</p><p>I assume that now I will be asked different questions about the ceremony and honeymoon 8,000 times at work...</p><p>Everything
went off without a hitch, including our string duo performing songs
from the 80's on violin/cello during the processional... hopefully I'll
have video of that online soon - I will post some pictures later on</p><p>Thanks for all teh well wishes everyone </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>To be honest, we're only interested in Honeymoon pics. </p><p>Where did you two lovebirds go?</p><p> </p>
Sheeplovr
04-10-2006, 07:07 AM
<p><span class="postbody">To be honest, we're only interested in Honeymoon pics.</span></p><p>pervert </p>
AngelAmy
04-10-2006, 07:18 AM
that is such a pretty dress
Freebird
04-10-2006, 07:37 AM
<p>Glad to hear the wedding and honeymoon were nice.</p><p> </p><p>so.....when are you going to start with the baby-making?</p>
JerseyRich
04-10-2006, 08:21 AM
<p> </p><strong>Freebird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Glad to hear the wedding and honeymoon were nice.</p><p> </p><p>so.....when are you going to start with the baby-making?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You obviously weren't reading this board in 2000-2001. </p>
Death Metal Moe
04-10-2006, 08:51 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That bartender is stealing the vodka. Maybe he's a <strong><u>jigger</u></strong> crook?</p><p>Pussy!</p>
JustJon
04-10-2006, 09:51 AM
<p> </p><strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Freebird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Glad to hear the wedding and honeymoon were nice.</p><p> </p><p>so.....when are you going to start with the baby-making?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You obviously weren't reading this board in 2000-2001. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Neither was anyone else. Board wasn't up in 2000. </p>
Death Metal Moe
04-10-2006, 10:42 AM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote: <strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote: <p> </p><p> </p><p>You obviously weren't reading this board in 2000-2001. </p><p>Neither was anyone else. Board wasn't up in 2000. </p><p><a href="http://ohsnap.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"><font size="7">OH SNAP!!!</font></a></p>
JerseyRich
04-10-2006, 10:59 AM
<p> </p><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Freebird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Glad to hear the wedding and honeymoon were nice.</p><p> </p><p>so.....when are you going to start with the baby-making?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You obviously weren't reading this board in 2000-2001. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Neither was anyone else. Board wasn't up in 2000. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You know what's the worst thing about you Jon? You are exactly the same in real life as you are on this board.</p><p>Correct me again! </p>
angrymissy
04-10-2006, 11:42 AM
<p>I didn't get the professional pics back yet, but here are some pics my friends took:</p><p><img height="480" src="http://myspace-414.vo.llnwd.net/00644/41/40/644210414_l.jpg" width="360" border="0" /></p><p>The wedding party (everyone was starving - we missed the cocktail hour for the pics)</p><p><img src="http://myspace-101.vo.llnwd.net/00644/10/14/644444101_l.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>I don't know what is going on here:</p><p><img height="289" src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/53858_JM331PatJeffMissy1.jpg" width="367" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/onstairs.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>me and my dad doing uncomfortable father daughter dance (we're not the lovey dovey type family)</p><p><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/meanddad.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>The photographer made us hide our cigarettes behind our backs</p><p><img height="360" src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/Bridesmaids.jpg" width="480" border="0" /></p><p>Me and my sister (Silera was starving)</p><p><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/balcony.jpg" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angrymissy on 4-10-06 @ 3:55 PM</span>
Tenbatsuzen
04-10-2006, 12:26 PM
<p> </p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That bartender is stealing the vodka. Maybe he's a <strong><u>jigger</u></strong> crook?</p><p>Pussy!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Goddamnit, that line was my fucking finest hour.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
Tenbatsuzen
04-10-2006, 01:00 PM
<p>Missy, is it just me, or does Jenny look like a hotter version of Maggie Gyllenhaal?</p><p> </p><p> </p>
Death Metal Moe
04-10-2006, 01:25 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That bartender is stealing the vodka. Maybe he's a <strong><u>jigger</u></strong> crook?</p><p>Pussy!</p><p>Goddamnit, that line was my fucking finest hour.</p><p>Not without the N is wasn't.</p>
angelinad128
04-11-2006, 04:03 PM
What a great dress. You were a beautiful bride.
FUNKMAN
04-11-2006, 04:07 PM
very nice pics! thanks...
Hottub
04-11-2006, 04:13 PM
<p>I would love to show you guys pictures of how GREAT my wife looked on her wedding Day.</p><p>But that was back when we used to use a substance caled "film".</p>
badorties
04-11-2006, 06:26 PM
<p> </p><p>get a scanner, we'll wait ...</p>
I want a coma wedding.
*sigh* let me get the bat....
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