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angrymissy
03-27-2006, 07:52 AM
<p>Yes, I am getting married on Friday.<br />Yes, the big DAY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER!<br />Yes, I MUST BE GETTING NERVOUS HAHAHAHAHA<br />Yes, All the guys will be sad on Friday because I'll be taken!!!&nbsp; WOOHOO YOU GUYS ARE HYSTERICAL<br />Yes, THE OL BALL AND CHAIN HAHAHAHAHA<br />Yes, I will try to enjoy my BIG DAY SUREEEE<br />Yes, WOOHOO I AM EXCITED<br />Yes, It will all go by so fast I will make SURE TO ENJOY MYSELF<br />Yes, Honeymoon, YES I AM GOING TO THE BAHAMAS FOR THE 8,000TH TIME<br />Yes, I SURE MUST BE GETTING NERVOUS SINCE MY BIG DAY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND I WILL TRY TO ENJOY MY BIG DAY AND NEW LIFE YES I KNOW THIS WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE </p><p>I am sick of repeating the same answers to the same questions and &quot;funny&quot; quips all day at work.&nbsp; I pity the girl that shares the office with me because she can basically recite everything I say word for word, along with the accompanying fake laugh.&nbsp; I'M SICK OF TALKING ABOUT THE FREAKING WEDDING ALREADY.&nbsp; </p><p>To summarize:</p><p>I am getting married on Friday.&nbsp; Yes, I am going to the Bahamas.&nbsp; I am not nervous.&nbsp; The only thing I was nervous about was paying for it with my paltry salary.&nbsp; Thank you for the stand mixer.&nbsp; It's great.&nbsp; My future husband hates it because I make big messes with it in the kitchen.&nbsp; Good luck getting all your work done while I'm on vacation.</p><p>Sincerely,</p><p>Your Assistant.</p>

EliSnow
03-27-2006, 07:54 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If you think the questions you are facing now are bad, wait until you are expecting a child. </font>

Tall_James
03-27-2006, 07:55 AM
<p><img height="270" src="http://web.infoave.net/~dennmac/images/ben_church_small.gif" width="299" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="7">&quot;MISSY !!!!&quot;</font></strong></p>

Dougie Brootal
03-27-2006, 07:55 AM
wow. so you must be pretty nervous. you know with the big day coming up and all.

angrymissy
03-27-2006, 07:57 AM
<p>As I was posting this, I got this in my email:</p><p>Hey Missy,</p>You must be getting excited and nervous. I bet your busy with last minute things too.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angrymissy on 3-27-06 @ 11:58 AM</span>

UnknownPD
03-27-2006, 07:58 AM
<p>The only thing I was nervous about was paying for it with my paltry salary</p><p>Good luck...</p>

JerseyRich
03-27-2006, 08:02 AM
<p>I hate that shit as well. Luckily I'm a dude so I get...&quot;Hey! It's not too late to change your mind!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>So I will say this now.</p><p>Don't ask me if I'm nervous or ready...Yes I am!</p><p>thanks. &nbsp;</p>

Tall_James
03-27-2006, 08:02 AM
<p>Save us some cake!</p><p><img height="437" src="http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/weddingcake.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

Sheeplovr
03-27-2006, 08:03 AM
that's this firday?<br />

EliSnow
03-27-2006, 08:07 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">BTW, congratulations.</font>

KC2OSO
03-27-2006, 08:10 AM
<p>Are you driving to the Bahamas or taking a plane?</p><p>Either way, good luck.&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
03-27-2006, 08:11 AM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Save us some cake!</p><p><img height="437" src="http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/weddingcake.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>God damn that cakes looks good, this diet is going to kill me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Missy, Congrads to you and your future hubby.&nbsp; It is nice.</p><p>2 things, wait until you come home from the honeymoon and all they ask you is &quot;So, when are you going to have a baby?&quot;&nbsp; and where are you going on the honeymoone?&nbsp; just kiddding on the last one.</p>

kevcala
03-27-2006, 08:14 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>KC2OSO</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Are you driving to the Bahamas or taking a plane?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>They're driving down in this:</p><p><img width="350" height="263" border="0" src="http://www.johnnysocko.com/images/Photos%20Sept%2003/bitchin%20camaro.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Also . . congratulations!&nbsp;</p>

Jennitalia
03-27-2006, 08:20 AM
<p>Congrats!</p><p>My sister wasn't nervous at all for her wedding.&nbsp; The nervousness kicked in after we got back from the hair salon the day of the wedding.</p>

EliSnow
03-27-2006, 08:23 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Have you been&nbsp;asked you if you need to have the talk about what your husband will expect on your wedding night?</font></p>

Snoogans
03-27-2006, 08:24 AM
can i come to the wedding?<br />

mendyweiss
03-27-2006, 08:33 AM
<img height="400" src="http://perso.wanadoo.fr/fromveur/Mazel_Tov.gif" width="402" border="0" />

Marc with a c
03-27-2006, 08:34 AM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Save us some cake!</p><p><img height="437" src="http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/weddingcake.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>and meat productz</p><p><img src="http://www.trophysnapshot.com/gallery/data/500/120Helle162-med.JPG" border="0" /></p>

JerseyRich
03-27-2006, 08:42 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Have you been asked you if you need to have the talk about what your husband will expect on your wedding night?</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2 fingers...deep...to the 3rd knuckle is my guess.&nbsp;</p>

JerseyRich
03-27-2006, 08:43 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Save us some cake!</p><p><img width="250" height="437" border="0" src="http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/weddingcake.jpg" /></p><p>and meat productz</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.trophysnapshot.com/gallery/data/500/120Helle162-med.JPG" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Damn now I'm really starvin'!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>When the hell is my wedding again?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

EliSnow
03-27-2006, 08:55 AM
<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p>2 fingers...deep...to the 3rd knuckle is my guess.&nbsp;</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Nice.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">However,&nbsp;a person's wedding night is a special occasion.&nbsp; I'm guessing </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3"><img height="110" src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/EliSnow/B00028XKKM.jpg" width="33" border="0" /></font></p>

legroommusic
03-27-2006, 09:00 AM
<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hate that shit as well. Luckily I'm a dude so I get...&quot;Hey! It's not too late to change your mind!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>So I will say this now.</p><p>Don't ask me if I'm nervous or ready...Yes I am!</p><p>thanks. &nbsp;</p><p>good for you dude. No turnin' back now. you made the decision now be a man.</p>

EliSnow
03-27-2006, 09:01 AM
<strong>legroommusic</strong> wrote: <p>good for you dude. No turnin' back now. you made the decision now be a man.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Agreed.&nbsp; Just get some strange tail before the big day.</font></p>

Sheeplovr
03-27-2006, 09:02 AM
<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hate that shit as well. Luckily I'm a dude so I get...&quot;Hey! It's not too late to change your mind!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>So I will say this now.</p><p>Don't ask me if I'm nervous or ready...Yes I am!</p><p>thanks. &nbsp;</p>
<p>good for you dude. No turnin' back now. you made the decision now be a man.</p>
<p></p><p>Rich is half a dude he's british so he can still back out and say he got raped by a black couple or something&nbsp;</p>

JustJon
03-27-2006, 09:30 AM
missy, getting excited and nervous yet?&nbsp;&nbsp; <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" /><br />

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2006, 09:39 AM
<p>And see, Missy's being DIPLOMATIC about it.</p><p>See, I would pretend I was a virgin and ask my boss for sex advice just to creep him out.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

walking joint
03-27-2006, 09:53 AM
<p>my dad does a similiar thing everyday which annoys me.&nbsp; I'm between houses right now and until we move into the new one we are staying with my parents.&nbsp; i work in NJ and they live on Long Island.&nbsp; Everyday he feels the need to ask me how traffic was on my way home...we always come straight home and we leave the same time everyday.&nbsp; on a good day I usually get home at 4:45...so if I come home at 5 he should assume I had 15 minutes of traffic.&nbsp; not even sure why it bothers me so much.&nbsp; but when i get in the house at say 5:45..after an hour of sitting in traffic it really bothers me when he asks how was traffic or what took so long.&nbsp; its not like i may have decided to park on the Cross Bronx and get a tan...it was TRAFFIC!!!!</p>

Don Stugots
03-27-2006, 10:30 AM
<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Have you been asked you if you need to have the talk about what your husband will expect on your wedding night?</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2 fingers...deep...to the 3rd knuckle is my guess.&nbsp;</p><p>backdoor action is a must on the wedding night.&nbsp; unless his father gets drunk and makes an ass out of himself.&nbsp; (no, I am not speaking from experience, well maybe I'm not)</p>

Jennitalia
03-27-2006, 10:37 AM
Hope Jeff doesn't get whiskey dick on your wedding night.

JPMNICK
03-27-2006, 10:38 AM
nothing a little prostate milking can't fix

Melrapuo
03-27-2006, 10:43 AM
Congrats, Missy!

Tall_James
03-27-2006, 10:49 AM
<p><img height="200" src="http://members.home.nl/jvandruten/movierev/caligola/caligola/tntn24-05.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>If the Emporer Caligula comes to pay respects to the bride before the wedding...run!</p>

FMJeff
03-27-2006, 10:57 AM
<p>who's the unlucky loser who has to marry you? i bet he's fat. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>btw dildos are not gay if they're not fleshed colored...when have you ever seen a purple penis...really...&nbsp;</p>

FMJeff
03-27-2006, 10:58 AM
<p>btw, just jon has the right of prima nocte</p><p>sorry miss&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.macbraveheart.freeserve.co.uk/images/movie/longshanks.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

ShelleBink
03-27-2006, 11:07 AM
I'm really happy for both you and Jeff... hope everything is awesome and you &amp; Jeff have a great time :o)<br />

scorpion
03-27-2006, 11:31 AM
<p>Congrats to both!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-27-2006, 12:12 PM
Congrats Missy and Jeff!

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-27-2006, 12:13 PM
Congrats Missy and Jeff!

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2006, 12:43 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><p>who's the unlucky loser who has to marry you? i bet he's fat. </p><p> </p><p><br /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Words hurt!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

TheRealEddie
03-27-2006, 02:08 PM
Not that you asked but make sure you spend time enjoying your wedding! Everyone says it will go fast, and they are right.<br />

sr71blackbird
03-27-2006, 02:35 PM
<img height="168" src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/HEALTH/conditions/05/29/viagra.gupta/story.viagra.gb.jpg" width="220" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 02:40 PM
<p>If I was getting married, I'd TOTALLY hire </p><p>THE IRON SHEIK</p><p><img height="342" src="http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/sheik.jpg" width="249" border="0" /></p><p>To pop out of nowhere, hit me with the steel chair and try to marry my woman.&nbsp; Then, right before they got the the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace&quot; part, my fucking music would play and I'd run out of nowhere with a sledgehammer.&nbsp; The Sheik would take his scheduled fall, I'd pin him, get the dude to say &quot;I now pronounce you World Heavyweight Champion and Wife&quot; and then I'd kiss my woman and take her to the suit for some more wrestling if you know what I mean.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And I mean Greco Roman style!</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 02:40 PM
Oh, and good luck Jeff and Missy.

ShelleBink
03-27-2006, 02:43 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If I was getting married, I'd TOTALLY hire </p><p>THE IRON SHEIK</p><p><img width="249" height="342" border="0" src="http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/sheik.jpg" /></p><p>To pop out of nowhere, hit me with the steel chair and try to marry my woman. Then, right before they got the the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace&quot; part, my fucking music would play and I'd run out of nowhere with a sledgehammer. The Sheik would take his scheduled fall, I'd pin him, get the dude to say &quot;I now pronounce you World Heavyweight Champion and Wife&quot; and then I'd kiss my woman and take her to the suit for some more wrestling if you know what I mean.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>And I mean Greco Roman style!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sure it has been done already.&nbsp;</p>

angrymissy
03-27-2006, 03:04 PM
<p>To pop out of nowhere, hit me with the steel chair and try to marry my woman.&nbsp; Then, right before they got the the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace&quot; part, my fucking music would play and I'd run out of nowhere with a sledgehammer.&nbsp; The Sheik would take his scheduled fall, I'd pin him, get the dude to say &quot;I now pronounce you World Heavyweight Champion and Wife&quot; and then I'd kiss my woman and take her to the suit for some more wrestling if you know what I mean.</p><p></p><p>Jeff had a similar idea involving Batman or some crap</p>

zathrus
03-27-2006, 03:14 PM
missy
some advice: on the big day. try not to let things go by too fast. take everything
at a nice pace and enjoy the day.

Bulldogcakes
03-27-2006, 03:17 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<p>backdoor action is a must on the wedding night. unless his father gets drunk and makes an ass out of himself. (no, I am not speaking from experience, well maybe I'm not)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Anal. How romantic. &nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 03:28 PM
<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>To pop out of nowhere, hit me with the steel chair and try to marry my woman.&nbsp; Then, right before they got the the 'Speak now or forever hold your peace&quot; part, my fucking music would play and I'd run out of nowhere with a sledgehammer.&nbsp; The Sheik would take his scheduled fall, I'd pin him, get the dude to say &quot;I now pronounce you World Heavyweight Champion and Wife&quot; and then I'd kiss my woman and take her to the suit for some more wrestling if you know what I mean.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Jeff had a similar idea involving Batman or some crap</p><p>For real?</p>

SatCam
03-27-2006, 03:30 PM
Jeff had a similar idea involving Batman or some crap

He tried to pass that off as "wrestling"?

Tall_James
03-27-2006, 03:44 PM
<p>Jeff had a similar idea involving Batman or some crap</p><p><img height="294" src="http://members.core.com/DD/07/sayger/forum/jaz.wed1.0.jpg" width="494" border="0" /></p><p><img height="331" src="http://members.core.com/DD/07/sayger/forum/jaz.wed1.1.jpg" width="492" border="0" /></p><p><img height="297" src="http://members.core.com/DD/07/sayger/forum/jaz.wed1.2.jpg" width="498" border="0" /></p><p><img height="418" src="http://members.core.com/DD/07/sayger/forum/jaz.wed1.3.jpg" width="508" border="0" /></p><p><a href="http://popcultureshock.com/pcs/forums/t9043-jazs-comic-book-wedding-crazy-photos.html" target="_self">Holy Crappy Wedding Batman !!!</a></p><p>Be glad you dodged that bullet Missy.</p>

Hottub
03-27-2006, 03:48 PM
<p>...and may your foist child, be a Masculine child!!</p><p><img height="180" src="http://www.jgeoff.com/godfather/jpeg/luca.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p>

keithy_19
03-27-2006, 03:50 PM
<p>Just in case you don't know, 9 out of 10 weddings end in humiliation. I'm sure you watch NBC and know what I mean. </p>

Gvac
03-27-2006, 04:36 PM
<p>I'm gonna skip the corny jokes and just say best of luck to Jeff and Missy.</p><p>I'll be sure we all raise a toast to you Saturday night at McFadden's. &nbsp;</p><p> <br /></p>

PapaBear
03-27-2006, 04:46 PM
Congrats, folks!!!

Doogie
03-27-2006, 05:16 PM
<p>btw dildos are not gay if they're not fleshed colored...when have you ever seen a purple penis...really</p><p>So what are you saying?? Your taking one in the ass??</p><p>Asides from all that, congrats and best of luck!</p>

El Mudo
03-27-2006, 06:20 PM
Best of luck to you two...may you be blessed with a long and happy union...

furie
03-27-2006, 06:29 PM
why on a friday?

angrymissy
03-27-2006, 06:51 PM
<p>For real?</p><p>Yea something involving the Joker trying to steal me and Batman saving the day involving a fight in between.&nbsp; He could explain better.&nbsp; Seriously.</p><p><font size="1">why on a friday? </font></p><p>The honest truth is that is was significantly cheaper to have it on a Friday vs. Saturday at the hall we wanted (we paid for the wedding ourselves).&nbsp; Cheaper for Sunday too, but I figured SUnday would be teh suck for people who want to drink and not have to go to work the next day.</p>

newport king
03-27-2006, 06:57 PM
<p>i got married on a friday it was cheaper, you know whatelse is cheaper? using that wedding reception money for a house. </p><p>best of luck to you both, i hope you enjoy it. i had that nervous sickness the entire time at my reception. i didn't enjoy one minute of it. and actually almost threw up from gagging when we did the whole cake bit.</p>

FUNKMAN
03-27-2006, 07:00 PM
Best Wishes&nbsp;to you both!&nbsp;

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2006, 07:01 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>For real?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yea something involving the Joker trying to steal me and Batman saving the day involving a fight in between. He could explain better. Seriously.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Or you could just watch Prince's &quot;Batdance&quot; video.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 07:05 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Or you could just watch Prince's &quot;Batdance&quot; video.</p><p>THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!</p>

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2006, 07:06 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Or you could just watch Prince's &quot;Batdance&quot; video.</p><p>THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Stop the presses, who is that?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Billy Staples
03-27-2006, 08:24 PM
<p>Congrats Guys.&nbsp; Enjoy the day and your life</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Is this the first real mesage board marrige?</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 08:26 PM
<strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Congrats Guys.&nbsp; Enjoy the day and your life</p><p>Is this the first real mesage board marrige?</p><p>Well since Fez never got hitched to his Fiance in Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada.....</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-27-2006, 08:27 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Or you could just watch Prince's &quot;Batdance&quot; video.</p><p>THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!</p><p>Stop the presses, who is that?</p><p><img height="310" src="http://www.latercera.cl/vgn/images/portal/FOTO042005/142966182kim-bassinger-01.jpg" width="202" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;She is great, isn't she?&quot;</p>

Tenbatsuzen
03-28-2006, 03:20 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p> </p><p>btw dildos are not gay if they're not fleshed colored...when have you ever seen a purple penis...really... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Where does he get those wonderful toys?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Sheeplovr
03-28-2006, 04:19 AM
<p><span class="postbody"><strong>Billy Staples</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Congrats Guys.&nbsp; Enjoy the day and your life</p><p>Is this the first real mesage board marrige?</p></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Didn't Carter and Ikeaboy get married in Cananda and adopted a cambodian boy<br />
</p>

EliSnow
03-28-2006, 04:59 AM
<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote: <p>&nbsp;</p><font size="1">why on a friday? </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The honest truth is that is was significantly cheaper to have it on a Friday vs. Saturday at the hall we wanted (we paid for the wedding ourselves).&nbsp; Cheaper for Sunday too, but I figured SUnday would be teh suck for people who want to drink and not have to go to work the next day.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">My wife and I did it on a Friday as well, for the same reasons, and we had a great, great party.&nbsp;&nbsp; It also gave us a chance to have a day or two to decompress before we went on our honeymoon.</font></p>

ThePointer
03-28-2006, 06:43 PM
Congratulations and best wishes Missy and Jeff.&nbsp; Just be careful getting through security checkpoints at the airport.&nbsp;&nbsp; Remember those X-ray machines can set off certain items .

HBox
03-28-2006, 06:54 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Or you could just watch Prince's &quot;Batdance&quot; video.</p><p>THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA!!!</p><p>Stop the presses, who is that?</p><p><img width="202" height="310" border="0" src="http://www.latercera.cl/vgn/images/portal/FOTO042005/142966182kim-bassinger-01.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;She is great, isn't she?&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You guys been drinkin Draino?&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
03-28-2006, 06:55 PM
<p>HEY HBOX!</p><p><font size="7">THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!</font></p>

HBox
03-28-2006, 09:14 PM
We got better things to worry about than <font size="7">GHOSTS</font> and <font size="7">GOBLINS</font>.<br />

mendyweiss
03-29-2006, 11:08 AM
<img height="250" src="http://img.timeinc.net/time/time100/images/main_luciano.jpg" width="376" border="0" />Ahh Chiavata domani!!

Earlshog
03-29-2006, 01:19 PM
good luck bro!

Aggie
03-30-2006, 05:35 AM
<p>God I know EXACTLY how you feel Missy. I'm getting married in 2 months and the questions are ridiculous. I've had all of those comments, plus this guy at work asking me every time I see him if 'the wedding is still on' hahaha, very funny.</p><p>I'm very excited but can't wait til it's over so people will leave me alone. Geting presents delivered&nbsp;in the last few&nbsp;weeks has&nbsp;been nice though.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>Congrats again, make sure you enjoy it, it will go by really fast. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" /></p>

Death Metal Moe
03-30-2006, 06:06 AM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br />good luck bro! <p>Top of the marriage pyramid.</p>

JPMNICK
03-30-2006, 06:25 AM
best wishes today!

ADF
03-30-2006, 10:36 AM
Good luck!&nbsp; Don't do that cake smushing thing.<br />

Jennitalia
03-30-2006, 10:55 AM
...and dont do the chicken dance/macarena/electric slide thing

keithy_19
03-30-2006, 01:56 PM
...and don't say I do right away. Make him scared for a few seconds.

Tenbatsuzen
03-31-2006, 04:45 AM
<p><strong>TODAY'S THE BIG DAY!!!! ARE YOU NERVOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(clappy hands)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong />

FUNKMAN
03-31-2006, 04:47 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>TODAY'S THE BIG DAY!!!! ARE YOU NERVOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(clappy hands)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong><p>not really!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p></strong>

Sheeplovr
03-31-2006, 06:29 AM
<p>Wedding Spy Report</p><p>GROOM being Walked down the Aisle by Family</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

JerseyRich
03-31-2006, 07:22 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Wedding Spy Report</p><p>GROOM being Walked down the Aisle by Family</p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fag!&nbsp;</p>

Ndugu
03-31-2006, 08:43 AM
hand out the sunglasses and hit the seger LOL ZOMG ROFL RAOF!!11!!one

Tall_James
03-31-2006, 08:45 AM
<p>WEDDING SPY REPORT:</p><p>Someone dressed as the Joker has jumped out and tried to disrupt the proceedings.&nbsp; </p>

Death Metal Moe
03-31-2006, 08:49 AM
<strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br />hand out the sunglasses and hit the seger LOL ZOMG ROFL RAOF!!11!!one <p>HA!&nbsp; That one got me good.&nbsp; I love that internet geek talk.</p>

FUNKMAN
03-31-2006, 08:49 AM
<img src="http://keywest.com/weddings/images/homephoto.gif" border="0" />

Tall_James
03-31-2006, 09:07 AM
<p>WEDDING SPY REPORT:</p><p>There was a mishap during the bouquet toss...</p><p><img src="http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c174/cheeseeatingbird/oops.jpg" border="0" /></p>

Sheeplovr
03-31-2006, 09:12 AM
<p>why mock me im in the hotel with real spyreport news and you mock how dare you </p><p>now im not telling you about the chupa&nbsp;</p>

Ndugu
03-31-2006, 09:13 AM
his was better cuz of the tits

Tall_James
03-31-2006, 09:14 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why mock me im in the hotel with real spyreport news and you mock how dare you </p><p>now im not telling you about the chupa&nbsp;</p><p>They have an actual Chupacabra there?&nbsp; Now THAT's one wacky wedding!</p><p>BTW - how are the appetizers?&nbsp; do they have crab cakes?</p>

Tall_James
03-31-2006, 09:15 AM
I love crab cakes.&nbsp; I had them make extra for my wedding.

EliSnow
03-31-2006, 09:16 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">If they don't have pigs in a blanket for appetizers (even though it is Lent), there is something wrong.</font></p>

Tenbatsuzen
03-31-2006, 09:50 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Ndugu</strong> wrote:<br />hand out the sunglasses and hit the seger LOL ZOMG ROFL RAOF!!11!!one<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nice O&amp;A callback.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Tenbatsuzen
03-31-2006, 10:01 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="3" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">If they don't have pigs in a blanket for appetizers (even though it is Lent), there is something wrong.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Pigs in a blanket rock.&nbsp; But I'm a big fan of crudite.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

coffeeal401
03-31-2006, 10:01 AM
get it done already . will you give him oral?

EliSnow
03-31-2006, 11:57 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Pigs in a blanket rock.&nbsp; But I'm a big fan of crudite.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Thinking of&nbsp;crudite makes me think of something Fez once said in a promo about salad:</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">&quot;Why doesn't it taste like meat?&quot;</font></p>

East Side Dave
03-31-2006, 04:20 PM
Congratulations, Missy &amp; Jeff!

Death Metal Moe
03-31-2006, 04:22 PM
<strong>East Side Dave</strong> wrote:<br />Congratulations, Missy &amp; Jeff! <p>Good job ESD.&nbsp; Give them some well wished tonight, before you're shitfaced drunk tomorrow.</p>

sr71blackbird
03-31-2006, 05:01 PM
<p>WEDDING SPY REPORT:</p><p>Poor taste&nbsp;choice of Wedding Cake </p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.laughparty.com/items/724.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p>

Death Metal Moe
03-31-2006, 05:03 PM
<p>Is there an over/under on how brown Missy's finger is right now?</p><p>I'll put $5 on Sierra.</p>

sr71blackbird
03-31-2006, 05:14 PM
<img height="400" src="http://www.souzek.com/images/veronika/chocolate_suck_mama_finger.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

sr71blackbird
03-31-2006, 05:27 PM
<p>In all seriousness:</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.imaginethisdesignworks.com/catcards/wedding3.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

Sheeplovr
04-01-2006, 12:17 AM
<p>What a Wedding</p><p>Excitinment </p><p>Drama</p><p>Action</p><p>Adventure</p><p>Car chase and everythign else</p><p>how will any other wedding compare</p><p>really rich how do you have a wedding jsut cancel it this one was top of the charts</p><p>p.s. by charts i mean out of the 3 weddings i've ever been to in my whole life &nbsp;</p><p> </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 4-1-06 @ 9:30 AM</span>

PapaBear
04-01-2006, 12:36 AM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Is there an over/under on how brown Missy's finger is right now?</p><p>I'll put $5 on Sierra.</p><p>I'm guessing more Burnt Sienna... </p><p><img height="509" src="http://www.aceandfriends.com/pfaircrayon.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>Congrats!!! I even remember where I was, when I secretly cried,&nbsp;as I heard the proposal&nbsp;on WJFK.</p>

Tenbatsuzen
04-01-2006, 04:19 AM
<p>I must agree with Sheepy about how fun the wedding was.<br /></p><p>In a brilliant move, Missy put the RF.net table (&quot;We're the internet pariahs&quot;) RIGHT NEXT TO THE BAR.</p><p>&nbsp;We didn't get home til 3am.</p><p>Pics will be up a little later today.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Gvac
04-01-2006, 06:40 AM
<p>From today's comics.&nbsp;&nbsp; I thought it was appropriate.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="450" height="138" border="0" src="http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/uc/20060401/ltmsho060401.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

Tenbatsuzen
04-08-2006, 07:05 AM
<p>They are back, so now I can post this.</p><p> </p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg"><img border="0" src="http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" /></a></p><p> </p><p><strong>&quot;You like vodka, Doc?&quot; </strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Tenbatsuzen on 4-8-06 @ 11:05 AM</span>

CYYYFYYY
04-09-2006, 06:26 AM
Congrats!

Don Stugots
04-09-2006, 07:07 AM
what a beautiful bride. cargrads once again.

EQ
04-09-2006, 01:06 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Missy, was this photo taken when you were the manager&nbsp;at the Overlook?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Seriously: Many Congratulations to you and Jeff.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/cool.gif" border="0" /></p>

Death Metal Moe
04-09-2006, 01:27 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" target="_blank"><img height="133" src="http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" width="186" border="0" /></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Did you know, Missy, that your&nbsp;wedding planner&nbsp;is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?</font><br /></p>

Tenbatsuzen
04-09-2006, 02:11 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><p><a target="_blank" href="http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg"><img width="186" height="133" border="0" src="http://img41.imagevenue.com/loc24/th_53867_JM331ScatmanMissy1.jpg" /></a></p><p> </p><p><font size="2" face="times new roman,times,serif">Did you know, Missy, that your wedding planner is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?</font><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That bartender is stealing the vodka.&nbsp; Maybe he's a jigger crook?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

angrymissy
04-10-2006, 06:32 AM
<p>I just got back to work and have 255 emails and 23 voice messages.</p><p>I assume that now I will be asked different questions about the ceremony and honeymoon 8,000 times at work...</p><p>Everything
went off without a hitch, including our string duo performing songs
from the 80's on violin/cello during the processional... hopefully I'll
have video of that online soon - I will post some pictures later on</p><p>Thanks for all teh well wishes everyone&nbsp;</p>

JerseyRich
04-10-2006, 06:47 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I just got back to work and have 255 emails and 23 voice messages.</p><p>I assume that now I will be asked different questions about the ceremony and honeymoon 8,000 times at work...</p><p>Everything
went off without a hitch, including our string duo performing songs
from the 80's on violin/cello during the processional... hopefully I'll
have video of that online soon - I will post some pictures later on</p><p>Thanks for all teh well wishes everyone </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>To be honest, we're only interested in Honeymoon pics. </p><p>Where did you two lovebirds go?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Sheeplovr
04-10-2006, 07:07 AM
<p><span class="postbody">To be honest, we're only interested in Honeymoon pics.</span></p><p>pervert&nbsp;</p>

AngelAmy
04-10-2006, 07:18 AM
that is such a pretty dress

Freebird
04-10-2006, 07:37 AM
<p>Glad to hear the wedding and honeymoon were nice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>so.....when are you going to start with the baby-making?</p>

JerseyRich
04-10-2006, 08:21 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Freebird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Glad to hear the wedding and honeymoon were nice.</p><p> </p><p>so.....when are you going to start with the baby-making?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You obviously weren't reading this board in 2000-2001.&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
04-10-2006, 08:51 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That bartender is stealing the vodka.&nbsp; Maybe he's a <strong><u>jigger</u></strong> crook?</p><p>Pussy!</p>

JustJon
04-10-2006, 09:51 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Freebird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Glad to hear the wedding and honeymoon were nice.</p><p> </p><p>so.....when are you going to start with the baby-making?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You obviously weren't reading this board in 2000-2001. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Neither was anyone else. Board wasn't up in 2000.&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
04-10-2006, 10:42 AM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote: <strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote: <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You obviously weren't reading this board in 2000-2001. </p><p>Neither was anyone else. Board wasn't up in 2000.&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://ohsnap.ytmnd.com/" target="_blank"><font size="7">OH SNAP!!!</font></a></p>

JerseyRich
04-10-2006, 10:59 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Freebird</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Glad to hear the wedding and honeymoon were nice.</p><p> </p><p>so.....when are you going to start with the baby-making?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>You obviously weren't reading this board in 2000-2001. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Neither was anyone else. Board wasn't up in 2000. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You know what's the worst thing about you Jon? You are exactly the same in real life as you are on this board.</p><p>Correct me again!&nbsp;</p>

angrymissy
04-10-2006, 11:42 AM
<p>I didn't get the professional pics back yet, but here are some pics my friends took:</p><p><img height="480" src="http://myspace-414.vo.llnwd.net/00644/41/40/644210414_l.jpg" width="360" border="0" /></p><p>The wedding party (everyone was starving - we missed the cocktail hour for the pics)</p><p><img src="http://myspace-101.vo.llnwd.net/00644/10/14/644444101_l.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>I don't know what is going on here:</p><p><img height="289" src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/53858_JM331PatJeffMissy1.jpg" width="367" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/onstairs.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>me and my dad doing uncomfortable father daughter dance (we're not the lovey dovey type family)</p><p><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/meanddad.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>The photographer made us hide our cigarettes behind our backs</p><p><img height="360" src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/Bridesmaids.jpg" width="480" border="0" /></p><p>Me and my sister (Silera was starving)</p><p><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/balcony.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angrymissy on 4-10-06 @ 3:55 PM</span>

Tenbatsuzen
04-10-2006, 12:26 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That bartender is stealing the vodka. Maybe he's a <strong><u>jigger</u></strong> crook?</p><p>Pussy!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Goddamnit, that line was my fucking finest hour.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Tenbatsuzen
04-10-2006, 01:00 PM
<p>Missy, is it just me, or does Jenny look like a hotter version of Maggie Gyllenhaal?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
04-10-2006, 01:25 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That bartender is stealing the vodka. Maybe he's a <strong><u>jigger</u></strong> crook?</p><p>Pussy!</p><p>Goddamnit, that line was my fucking finest hour.</p><p>Not without the N is wasn't.</p>

angelinad128
04-11-2006, 04:03 PM
What a great dress. You were a beautiful bride.

FUNKMAN
04-11-2006, 04:07 PM
very nice pics!&nbsp; thanks...

Hottub
04-11-2006, 04:13 PM
<p>I would love to show you guys pictures of how GREAT my wife looked on her wedding Day.</p><p>But that was back when we used to use a substance caled &quot;film&quot;.</p>

badorties
04-11-2006, 06:26 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>get a scanner, we'll wait ...</p>

narc
04-12-2006, 12:04 PM
I want a coma wedding.
*sigh* let me get the bat....