Who Wants To Be A Superhero?

[fezident]

<p>It's official.</p><p>We are out of ideas for reality shows.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.scifi.com/superhero/">http://www.scifi.com/superhero/</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.whowantstobeasuperhero.tv/superhero-application.pdf">http://www.whowantstobeasuperhero.tv/superhero-application.pdf</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I know that everyone wants to fly.&nbsp; That one is a given.&nbsp; So is superstrength.&nbsp; But the power that I want most is the ability to read minds.&nbsp; If I could extend that power to being able to read the minds of people on the phone or TV...that would be the ultimate.</p>

[Reephdweller]

<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#0000cc" size="2">If I could be a superhero, I would be Awesome Man!</font></p><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: arial"><font color="#0000cc">I'd fly around the world fighting crime according to my awesome plan. <br /></font></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: arial"><font color="#0000cc">And if I saw a criminal trying to lie, hurting other people and making them cry, <br /></font></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: arial"><font color="#0000cc">I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van, because I would be Awesome Man. </font></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Reefdweller on 3-29-06 @ 10:14 AM</span>

[cupcakelove]

Or would you be Justice Guy?<br />

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">I would be Fetus Man, maybe even&nbsp;suck my thumb.</font></strong></p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.parousia.org.uk/images/fetus-sucking-thumb.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 3-29-06 @ 11:26 AM</span>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="body">a new comic book created by Stan Lee himself.</span></p><p>dammit I wanted to make a stan Lee from x play comment but i cant find a picture of the guy who imperinates stan lee&nbsp;</p>

[ShelleBink]

<p>i wanna be a superhero!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm serious, I'll submit an application; but it doesn't have a due date for the packages&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ShelleBink on 3-29-06 @ 11:15 AM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>we don't need another superhero... just a way home</p><p>but i did always want to be aquaman, or an oceanographer...</p>

[Patches]

<p>Does Peter Pan count?</p><p>EDIT- There was a funny picture of this asshole in a Peter Pan costume- but apparently in addition to being a child molesting douche, he is also a bandwith whore.</p><p>Because it should!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Patches on 3-29-06 @ 12:31 PM</span>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="body">a new comic book created by Stan Lee himself.</span><p>&nbsp;</p><p>dammit I wanted to make a stan Lee from x play comment but i cant find a picture of the guy who imperinates stan lee </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But what about <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Mercedes-Benz-400-Series-420-SEL-Spider-Man-Co-Creator-Stan-Lee-Selling-Mercedes-420-SEL_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6331QQitemZ46248915 89QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW" target="_blank">buying Stan Lee's car</a>?&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

I want to be L. Ron Hubbard!


http://www.volunteerministers.info/pics/std/solutions/l-ron-hubbard.jpg

Without the hair