Scooters???

[Donnielimes]

My hooptie bit the dust on 95. I was shopping for a new hooptie when my boss suggested I get a scooter instead. I live in Florida a place where it is mostly always sunny but the public transportation sux. Should I buy a new Scooter or another old hooptie?

[kevcala]

Why not a motorcycle?<br />

[SatCam]

How about street luge?

http://www.hickoksports.com/images/street-luge.jpg

[suggums]

<p>you should join fezzies vespa club</p><p><img width="400" height="201" border="0" src="http://www.sergiopetrelli.com/people/images/21%20Vespa%20gay.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[Donnielimes]

<p>Motorcycles seem like too much of a commitment. There's like a whole lifestyle thing about motorcycles. I just am looking at some cheap reliable transportation</p>

[suggums]

<p>cheap and reliable you say?<br /></p><p><img width="250" height="250" border="0" src="http://www.kbtoys.com/g/toys/big/122003.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[Donnielimes]

do I have to be Gay to ride a vespa? or is it just a european thing a wife,mistress,and a special guy friend I ride Vespas with???

[kevcala]

<p>The average top speed I'm seeing for a Vespa is about 58-&gt;65 mph. Something you might want to consider if you're ever going to have to go on a highway sometime. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[kevcala]

<p>And, you said it seldom rains, but, are you willing to drive this scooter in the rain, or arrange some other means of transportation when it does rain? It will rain.</p><p>EDIT: Mostly sunny, not seldom rains.&nbsp; Same difference ;)&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by kevcala on 3-30-06 @ 5:53 PM</span>

[Hottub]

<p><img height="281" src="http://www.quadrophenia.net/thefilm/screencaptures/Gs.jpg" width="378" border="0" /></p><p><img height="278" src="http://www.quadrophenia.net/thefilm/screencaptures/Mods.jpg" width="380" border="0" /></p>

[trackstand]

<p>&quot;I get a scooter instead.&quot;</p><p><strong><font size="5">Now that's gay!</font></strong></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Donnielimes</strong> wrote:<br />do I have to <strong>be</strong> Gay to ride a vespa? <p>No, but you're gonna<strong> look</strong> gay riding&nbsp;a Vespa!</p>

[Donnielimes]

<font face="Times New Roman" size="3">The sexual ambiguity of scooters or even the out and out gaeity of scooter ownership doesn't phase me. I know what I like. I mean alot of gay stuff is cool. Like clogs. Chefs wear clogs and most of them are dawgs. I think riding a scooter for a guy like me is alot like a chef wearing clogs. It just fits into my lifestyle.</font>

[trackstand]

<p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&quot;&nbsp;I mean alot of gay stuff is cool. Like clogs.&quot;</font></p><p><font face="Times New Roman" size="6"><strong>&quot;Now that's Gay!!!&quot;</strong></font></p>

[TheRealEddie]

<p><img width="317" height="399" border="0" src="http://images.realgoodhost.com/albums/userpics/10191/normal_tehGheyGuide.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>According to this, the Vespa is the way to go.<br /></p>

[GwEnYpOo]

<strong>trackstand</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot;I get a scooter instead.&quot;</p><p><strong><font size="5">Now that's gay!</font></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="7">your mom</font></em></strong></p>