baby recipes

[Rancidcuntjuice]

<p>Those baby dishes sure made me hungry this morning.&nbsp; Anybody have any good baby recipes?&nbsp; </p><p>I was at the State Fair this Summer and they had the most delicious and decadent baby dish ever.&nbsp; Baby on a Stick.&nbsp; Wait!&nbsp; I know it sounds simple and it was...simply delicious.&nbsp; But the Devil is in the details.&nbsp; They took a fresh, young, tender, sweet baby and stuffed it full of Snickers bars.&nbsp;&nbsp;They stuffed chocolate,&nbsp;peanuts, nugget and caramel into every orifice.&nbsp; Then, they&nbsp;smeared twinkie filling&nbsp;all over the baby skin and then rolled the baby in a mixture of brown sugar, cinammon and bread crumbs (they called this mixture &quot;baby powder&quot;-sooo cuuuute!).&nbsp; Stick up the poopie hole and into the deep fat fryer.&nbsp; Yuuum!!</p><p>Just wondering, I dropped a baby into the bottom of my tandori oven (I was doing some experimenting).&nbsp; Should I try to get it out?&nbsp; All the baby fat might start a fire, but I was thinking it might also be good for smoking.&nbsp; </p>

[Hottub]

<p>OK, I'll bite on this thread *HONK HONK*</p><p>First you gotta gut the baby. Boil the innards for the dog.</p><p>Then marinate in a Chimichurri for an hour or two. Trim some, but not all of the fat.</p><p>Brush with a sauce made from boiled Ancho chilies, ketchup, mustard, Worcestershire, garlic, onion and honey.</p><p>Slow grill for 3 hours. Flipping every 1/2 hour.</p><p>Cool, Carve and enjoy!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

i just dip e'm in chocolate...

[Hottub]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />i just dip e'm in chocolate... <p>Would that be the babies, or your Joe Baldie's!!</p>

[OGC]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>First you gotta gut the baby. Boil the innards for the dog.</p><p><strong><font size="2">You're giving the best parts to the dog ?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">Yummy.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">I'm fuckin starvin</font></strong></p>

[suggums]

you gotta go with the blender.&nbsp; 6 month old smoothies can't be beat<br />

[Snoogans]

DAMMIT. For years I've been throwing them on a rotisserie and just eating all the parts. NOW you tell me I have to gut it?<br />

[Hottub]

<strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br />you gotta go with the blender.&nbsp; 6 month old smoothies can't be beat<br /><p>I MUST disagree! What a waste of sweet tender flesh to put in a blender. Much like putting a veal shank in a grinder to make a hamburger.</p><p>Must be slow grilled or smoked!</p>

[Rancidcuntjuice]

<p>Have you guys tried the Kobe Babies?&nbsp; They feed them beer (they just put a nipple on a bottle of Sapporo)&nbsp;and massage them daily.&nbsp; Very succulent.&nbsp;&nbsp;It is kind of cruel the way they raise them.&nbsp; Tiny little cribs so they can't move and develop any muscle.&nbsp; So worth it though.</p><p>How about the free range ones that they feed only organic apple sauce?&nbsp; They taste a little gamey, but the baby flavor really comes through.</p><p>There is a new baby Chinese restaurant that just opened down the street.&nbsp; Some of the menu items:</p><p>Egg Foo Very Young</p><p>General Tso's Baby</p><p>Peking Baby (they hang them by their feet in the window-very authentic).</p><p>Dim Son</p><p>Baby with Lobster Sauce</p><p>Hunan Human</p><p>Fetus Drop soup</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rancidcuntjuice on 4-4-06 @ 9:46 PM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

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[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">&nbsp;if ya&nbsp;make Moo Goo Gai Pan w/ baby in it, ya get Moo Goo GooGoo!</font></strong></p><p><img height="209" src="http://www.chicagoist.com/images/2004_11_8.peapod.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p><img height="156" src="http://www.hedonistica.com/archives/kelsey_fall.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;OH GOOD LORD!&quot;</p>

[bobrobot]

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[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">baby recipes</font></strong> </p><p><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=sugar+babies/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/;_ylt=A9gnMihFMTNE6gcAYg6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdXNxYm JjBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDWVM3OV83NQ--/SIG=12fecd5i6/EXP=1144292037/*-http://www.spiritualemporium.com/past/sugarbabies_front.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="2">Candy Coat The Little Beats... and watch them stick to your teeths</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2" /></strong></p><p><strong><font size="2">it's a fucking slow night ain't it?</font></strong></p>

[Recyclerz]

<p><img height="205" src="http://www.checkplease.humorfeed.com/images/swift.jpg" width="213" border="0" /></p><p>Whoeth, whoeth, Robyn.&nbsp; They've rippedeth me offe.</p><p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa"><a href="http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~rbear/modest.html"><font color="#800080">http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~rbear/modest.html</font></a></span></p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa"></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa"> <p><font size="1"><em><font face="courier new,courier,monospace"><span style="font-family: 'times new roman'"><font size="2">I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.</font></span> <p>&nbsp;</p></font></em></font></p><p></p><p><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1">Gee, Ronnie is older than we thought.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></font></p></span>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Recyclerz</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="205" src="http://www.checkplease.humorfeed.com/images/swift.jpg" width="213" border="0" /></p><p>Whoeth, whoeth, Robyn.&nbsp; They've rippedeth me offe.</p><p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa"><a href="http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~rbear/modest.html"><font color="#800080">http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~rbear/modest.html</font></a></span></p><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-ansi-language: en-us; mso-fareast-language: en-us; mso-bidi-language: ar-sa"><p><font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="1" /></p></span></span><p>INFORM THEM FERDINAN!</p>

[Plethora]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099"> if ya make Moo Goo Gai Pan w/ baby in it, ya get Moo Goo GooGoo!</font></strong></p><p><img width="150" height="209" border="0" src="http://www.chicagoist.com/images/2004_11_8.peapod.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Holy Crap that's Good.&nbsp; And by Good, of course, I mean Delicious in every way.&nbsp; Wow.&nbsp; The picture makes it even better/worse.&nbsp; Sublime.<br /></p>

[FlavoredDecay]

<p><img src="http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a96/Dustyamanda/ChinaAbortionDinner.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>I also like 'em a little young. Slow roasted little hors derves&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FlavoredDecay on 4-4-06 @ 11:57 PM</span>

[suggums]

wow.&nbsp; i got nothin<br />

[Marc with a c]

just give me a spoon and let me at that soft spot.

[SinA]

<p>count how many twists it takes to get the umbilical cord off, and that's your lucky number for the day.&nbsp; then if you&nbsp;cut it lengthwise, the seeds are in the shape of a star</p>

[Rancidcuntjuice]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>count how many twists it takes to get the umbilical cord off, and that's your lucky number for the day.&nbsp; then if you&nbsp;cut it lengthwise, the seeds are in the shape of a star</p><p>I'm pretty sure The Wise Old Owl said it takes 3 twists to get the umbilical cord off.</p>

[Donnielimes]

<p>Marinate baby in a honey ,soy sauce, and wasabi mixture. Then grill at a high temperture on realwood charcoal to insure crispy babyskin. You can also roll marinated baby in sesame seeds before grilling to get a nice texture and flavor.</p>

[A.J.]

<p>A bun and a baby are all you need:</p><p><img height="240" src="http://www.springfieldparadise.com/resume/4f21/013.jpg" width="320" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

count how many twists it takes to get the umbilical cord off, and that's your lucky number for the day.

I usually have a friend pull on one end after it's cut off and I'll pull on the other. When the cord rips, the person with the longer section gets their wish to come true.

[MacVittie]

This one looks mighty tasty.

http://afrojacks.com/images/stories/baby%20meat.jpg

[KatPw]

This one looks mighty tasty.

http://afrojacks.com/images/stories/baby%20meat.jpg

That looks like it would be the spawn of Frank Cotton.