View Full Version : Jews Gone Wild!
DarkHippie
04-04-2006, 07:13 PM
<p><a href="http://www.wnbc.com/news/8470269/detail.html?rss=ny&psp=news">http://www.wnbc.com/news/8470269/detail.html?rss=ny&psp=news</a></p><p>I would like to express my right as a jew to now complain about the Hasidim--</p><p>USE A FUCKING CROSSWALK!!!!!!</p>
<p>Holy shit, Hippie! I saw the news and thought the exact same thing as your thread title! Too weird. </p><p>My sales territory used to be Rockland and Orange Counties in New York State, and I can say that the Hasidim tend to be slightly reckless drivers and pedestrians. I still want to know the full story of what happened in Brooklyn tonight, though.<br /></p>
Recyclerz
04-04-2006, 07:28 PM
<p><img height="219" src="http://blog2.fc2.com/g/geeyossy/file/matisyahu.jpg" width="233" border="0" /></p><p>This guy starts blowing up and look what happens. That hip-hop is nothin' but trouble, I tells ya.</p>
FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 07:33 PM
a bunch of menorah i tell ya....
Death Metal Moe
04-04-2006, 07:34 PM
Is that "Jew York?"
Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 07:46 PM
where's iris when you need her?
Death Metal Moe
04-04-2006, 07:47 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />where's iris when you need her? <p>I'm sure she has news we can use. Well, news for SOME of us...</p>
bobrobot
04-04-2006, 07:49 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Maybe it's the inbreeding, I dunno, but the Hasidim are wound tighter than cheap watches. They are human timebombs, like mad hatted greyhounds in suits chasing bunnies in their heads. Too much studying can fuck ya up!!! Matisyahu is cool, cause he has spent some time in the real world!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">There is a Hasidic wedding song (Nigun) called, "The Bride Undoes Her Braids & The Groom Faints." This sums it up perfectly for me, except for the fires, that's scary...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">my sister is one of them now, that's scary too...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I like their music very much tho...</font></strong></p>
Blowhard (the white supremacist) is probably on his roof with a rifle and a scope. <br />
The Blowhard
04-04-2006, 09:07 PM
No rifle, but I was flinging pork chops into the angry mob. And what's with this "White Supremacist" stuff? I'm an oppressed minority, at least here in the third world called Brooklyn.
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Blowhard on 4-5-06 @ 1:13 AM</span>
Judge Smails
04-04-2006, 09:11 PM
<strong>Jews Gone Wild!</strong> <p><img src="http://blog.livedoor.jp/kntmr/eb7e7934.jpg" border="0" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>I'm going to give myself this:</p><p><img height="105" src="http://www.aztlanbicycle.com/images/products/lowrider-bells/BELL_DING_DONG_80_MM_30450.jpg" width="135" border="0" /></p><p>DING DING DING!!!</p><p>Inappropriate Bell</p>
bobrobot
04-05-2006, 03:59 AM
<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jews Gone Wild!</strong> <p><img src="http://blog.livedoor.jp/kntmr/eb7e7934.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I'm THERE!!! (Where is this, Target?)</font></strong></p>
Sheeplovr
04-05-2006, 04:03 AM
With the Fire all those Black Suits and hats it's like the end of V for Vendetta <br />
<p>"They pushed Arthur against the car and physically manhandled him in a way unbefitting such a well-respected and liked member of the community," Widawsky said. "He shouldn't be treated like that."</p><p>Hmmm. Where have I heard this before?</p><p><img height="168" src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/POLITICS/04/04/mckinney.scuffle/story.mckinney.wsb.jpg" width="220" border="0" /></p>
bobrobot
04-05-2006, 04:56 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Funny thing is, this pic is next to the slide show about the riot and I thought it was some kinda "color story" about a Hasidic musician, & it turns out to be Hank Williams Jr. !!! ha ha ha...</font></strong></p><p><img height="90" src="http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0404/8466161.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>
JustJon
04-05-2006, 06:21 AM
<p>The incident happened on one of the busiest shopping days before
Passover, the weeklong Jewish commemoration of the deliverance of the
ancient Hebrews from slavery in Egypt. </p><p>One of the busiest? WTF? The holiday doesn't even start until Wed, April 12. </p>
FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 06:45 AM
the hassidic are being a little acidic... or just a bunch of dic's
bobrobot
04-05-2006, 07:24 AM
<p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />the hassidic are being a little acidic... or just a bunch of dic's</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Ha!</font></strong></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-5-06 @ 11:25 AM</span>
The Blowhard
04-05-2006, 11:18 AM
<p>Two black guys are walking in Brooklyn as a group of Hasidic Jews pass by. "Who dat"? said one of the black guys. "Hasidm", replied the other. "Hasidm too, my brother, but who dat"?</p><p>Ha ha, ho ho, hee hee.</p>
bobrobot
04-05-2006, 02:57 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">2 Hippies walk down the street and meet a Hasidic Jew w/ his arm in a cast. They stop and ask him, "Hey Man, What happened?" The Hasidic Jew replies, "Oy Mein Gott, I slipped in de bathtub." As the 2 Hippies continue down the street, 1 asks the other, "Hey Man, What's a bathtub?" & the other responds, "How should I know, Man? I ain't Jewish!!!"</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Please tip yer waitresses, I'm here all week...</font></strong></p>
DarkHippie
04-05-2006, 03:07 PM
The Hasidim are really close knit. You pull over one guy and the whole community riots. I work for the east ramapo school distrct sometimes (spring valley and monsey) and the hasidim have indirectly destroyed the school district. Every time there's a vote on the budget trying to give more money to public schools and less to the private religious schools, the hasidim come out in force to vote in down. The public schools get almost no money because of this.
bobrobot
04-05-2006, 03:14 PM
<strong><font color="#0000ff">That's FUNDAMENTALISM for ya!</font></strong>
FezPaul
04-05-2006, 03:15 PM
<p><font color="#990000" size="2">We don't have any Hasidics in Arizona.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Now, if we could only get rid of the Wagon Burners and the Beaners.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Ding...Ding...Ding..</font></p>
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