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DarkHippie
04-04-2006, 07:13 PM
<p><a href="http://www.wnbc.com/news/8470269/detail.html?rss=ny&psp=news">http://www.wnbc.com/news/8470269/detail.html?rss=ny&amp;psp=news</a></p><p>I would like to express my right as a jew to now complain about the Hasidim--</p><p>USE A FUCKING CROSSWALK!!!!!!</p>

Gvac
04-04-2006, 07:23 PM
<p>Holy shit, Hippie!&nbsp; I saw the news and thought the exact same thing as your thread title!&nbsp; Too weird.&nbsp; </p><p>My sales territory used to be Rockland and Orange Counties in New York State, and I can say that the Hasidim tend to be slightly reckless drivers and pedestrians.&nbsp; I still want to know the full story of what happened in Brooklyn tonight, though.<br /></p>

Recyclerz
04-04-2006, 07:28 PM
<p><img height="219" src="http://blog2.fc2.com/g/geeyossy/file/matisyahu.jpg" width="233" border="0" /></p><p>This guy starts blowing up and look what happens.&nbsp; That hip-hop is nothin' but trouble, I tells ya.</p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 07:33 PM
a bunch of menorah i tell ya....

Death Metal Moe
04-04-2006, 07:34 PM
Is that &quot;Jew York?&quot;

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 07:46 PM
where's iris when you need her?

Death Metal Moe
04-04-2006, 07:47 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />where's iris when you need her? <p>I'm sure she has news we can use.&nbsp; Well, news for SOME of us...</p>

bobrobot
04-04-2006, 07:49 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Maybe it's the inbreeding, I dunno, but the Hasidim are wound tighter than cheap watches. They are human&nbsp;timebombs, like&nbsp;mad hatted&nbsp;greyhounds in suits chasing bunnies in their heads. Too much studying can fuck ya up!!! Matisyahu is cool, cause he has spent some time in the real world!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">There is a Hasidic wedding song (Nigun)&nbsp;called, &quot;The Bride Undoes Her Braids &amp; The Groom Faints.&quot; This sums it up perfectly for me, except for the fires, that's scary...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">my sister is one of them now, that's scary too...</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I like their music very much tho...</font></strong></p>

Gvac
04-04-2006, 08:44 PM
Blowhard (the white supremacist) is probably on his roof with a rifle and a scope.&nbsp; <br />

The Blowhard
04-04-2006, 09:07 PM
No rifle, but I was flinging pork chops into the angry mob. And what's with this &quot;White Supremacist&quot; stuff? I'm an oppressed minority, at least here in the third world called Brooklyn.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Blowhard on 4-5-06 @ 1:13 AM</span>

Judge Smails
04-04-2006, 09:11 PM
<strong>Jews Gone Wild!</strong> <p><img src="http://blog.livedoor.jp/kntmr/eb7e7934.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm going to give myself this:</p><p><img height="105" src="http://www.aztlanbicycle.com/images/products/lowrider-bells/BELL_DING_DONG_80_MM_30450.jpg" width="135" border="0" /></p><p>DING DING DING!!!</p><p>Inappropriate Bell</p>

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 03:59 AM
<strong>judge_smails</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Jews Gone Wild!</strong> <p><img src="http://blog.livedoor.jp/kntmr/eb7e7934.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I'm THERE!!! (Where is this, Target?)</font></strong></p>

Sheeplovr
04-05-2006, 04:03 AM
With the Fire all those Black Suits and hats it's like the end of V for Vendetta <br />

A.J.
04-05-2006, 04:28 AM
<p>&quot;They pushed Arthur against the car and physically manhandled him in a way unbefitting such a well-respected and liked member of the community,&quot; Widawsky said. &quot;He shouldn't be treated like that.&quot;</p><p>Hmmm.&nbsp; Where have I heard this before?</p><p><img height="168" src="http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/POLITICS/04/04/mckinney.scuffle/story.mckinney.wsb.jpg" width="220" border="0" /></p>

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 04:56 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Funny thing is, this pic is next to the slide show about the riot and I thought it was some kinda &quot;color story&quot; about a Hasidic musician, &amp; it turns out to be Hank Williams Jr. !!! ha ha ha...</font></strong></p><p><img height="90" src="http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0404/8466161.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

JustJon
04-05-2006, 06:21 AM
<p>The incident happened on one of the busiest shopping days before
Passover, the weeklong Jewish commemoration of the deliverance of the
ancient Hebrews from slavery in Egypt. </p><p>One of the busiest?&nbsp; WTF?&nbsp; The holiday doesn't even start until Wed, April 12.&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 06:45 AM
the hassidic are being a little acidic... or just a bunch of dic's

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 07:24 AM
<p><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />the hassidic are being a little acidic... or just a bunch of dic's</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Ha!</font></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-5-06 @ 11:25 AM</span>

The Blowhard
04-05-2006, 11:18 AM
<p>Two black guys are walking in Brooklyn as a group of Hasidic Jews&nbsp;pass by. &quot;Who dat&quot;? said one of the black guys. &quot;Hasidm&quot;, replied the other. &quot;Hasidm too, my brother, but who dat&quot;?</p><p>Ha ha, ho ho, hee hee.</p>

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 02:57 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">2 Hippies walk down the street and&nbsp;meet a Hasidic Jew w/ his arm in a cast. They stop and ask him, &quot;Hey Man, What happened?&quot; The Hasidic Jew replies, &quot;Oy Mein Gott, I slipped in de bathtub.&quot; As the 2 Hippies continue down the street, 1 asks the other, &quot;Hey Man, What's a bathtub?&quot; &amp; the other responds, &quot;How should&nbsp;I know, Man? I ain't Jewish!!!&quot;</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Please tip yer waitresses, I'm here all week...</font></strong></p>

DarkHippie
04-05-2006, 03:07 PM
The Hasidim are really close knit.&nbsp; You pull over one guy and the whole community riots.&nbsp; I work for the east ramapo school distrct sometimes (spring valley and monsey) and the hasidim have indirectly destroyed the school district.&nbsp; Every time there's a vote on the budget trying to give more money to public schools and less to the private religious schools, the hasidim come out in force to vote in down.&nbsp; The public schools get almost no money because of this.

bobrobot
04-05-2006, 03:14 PM
<strong><font color="#0000ff">That's FUNDAMENTALISM for ya!</font></strong>

FezPaul
04-05-2006, 03:15 PM
<p><font color="#990000" size="2">We don't have any Hasidics in Arizona.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Now, if we could only get rid of the Wagon Burners and the Beaners.</font></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2">Ding...Ding...Ding..</font></p>