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Reephdweller
04-04-2006, 07:24 PM
<p><span>Victoria Lundy, 41, in custody in Chillicothe, Ohio, in January for a barroom shooting, apparently smuggled her gun into the jail at the time of her arrest by putting it inside her vagina. A shot was fired in a holding cell, and according to a fellow prisoner interviewed by the Chillicothe Gazette, the gun had gone off when Lundy sat down on a bench in the cell. (No one was hit.)</span></p><p><a href="http://www.anchoragepress.com/archives-2006/weirdnewsvol15ed13.html">http://www.anchoragepress.com/archives-2006/weirdnewsvol15ed13.html</a></p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.bigtop.com.au/images/product/Namco%20Parts/namco-gun-pink-base.gif" width="200" border="0" /></p>

Recyclerz
04-04-2006, 07:32 PM
<p>So you're saying happiness is <strong><em>NOT</em></strong> a warm gun?</p>

Death Metal Moe
04-04-2006, 07:37 PM
<p>That's one gun I would make sure to pick up with a pencil like they do on detective shows.</p>

Fallon
04-04-2006, 07:38 PM
<p>She got real wet.</p><p>Unfortunatly it was blood.&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 07:39 PM
<p><strong><font size="1">Bang Bang Goes Her Vagina Gun!</font></strong> </p><p>one cock and she blows...</p>

Gvac
04-04-2006, 07:42 PM
Funkman is on fire tonight!<br />

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 07:49 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />Funkman is on fire tonight!<br /><p><img height="433" src="http://www.stevensonintl.com/images/man%20on%20fire.jpg" width="409" border="0" /></p>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 07:51 PM
was it a labia luger?

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 07:54 PM
<p>when it was out of bullets did it make a 'clit clit' sound...</p>

Reephdweller
04-04-2006, 07:54 PM
She likes to shoot from the clit

Fallon
04-04-2006, 07:58 PM
<p>&quot;Now I'll show you how I got my name&quot;</p><p><img width="368" height="280" border="0" src="http://home.comcast.net/~bob80/galore.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
04-04-2006, 08:00 PM
So that's why my mustache smells like gun oil...

tele7
04-04-2006, 08:03 PM
Note to self...Handle first

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 08:04 PM
caged heat x2

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 08:04 PM
rumor has it she was also into threesomes. she's been known to fuck both Smith and Wesson at the same time...

tele7
04-04-2006, 08:06 PM
Your mom's box....fully loaded

Death Metal Moe
04-04-2006, 08:07 PM
<p>the gun had gone off when Lundy sat down on a bench in the cell. (No one was hit.)</p><p>But the little man in the boat has been missing ever since.</p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 08:14 PM
hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious...

Death Metal Moe
04-04-2006, 08:22 PM
<p>Maybe she's a soldier in The Army</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.foothillcougars.com/justforfun/classicrock/kiss/Love%20Gun.jpg" width="301" border="0" /></p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 08:25 PM
<p>the first Bang Bang girl...</p><p><img height="464" src="http://imagen.crz.net/bangbang.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 08:25 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 08:26 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 08:33 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p>

Judge Smails
04-04-2006, 08:35 PM
The guards misunderstood&nbsp;her cellmate when she&nbsp;complained about her.&nbsp; They thought she said that she was a &quot;DUMB&quot; stuck up cunt.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by judge_smails on 4-5-06 @ 12:47 AM</span>

SinA
04-04-2006, 08:35 PM
<p>&quot;you'll have to take it...</p><p><img height="222" src="http://www.telegraphindia.com/1030428/images/28heston.jpg" width="170" border="0" /></p><p>...from my cold dead __________&quot;</p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 08:38 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 08:41 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 08:44 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 08:46 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 08:47 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 08:50 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p><p>they appear to now be&nbsp;a&nbsp;<strong>shell</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;of their former selves</p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 08:53 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p><p>they appear to now be&nbsp;a&nbsp;<strong>shell</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;of their former selves</p><p>punishment will be swift and&nbsp;<strong>automatic</strong></p>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 08:55 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p><p>they appear to now be&nbsp;a&nbsp;<strong>shell</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;of their former selves</p><p>punishment will be swift and&nbsp;<strong>automatic</strong></p><p>she is getting 3 more years, i read it in a<strong> magazine</strong></p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 08:56 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p><p>they appear to now be&nbsp;a&nbsp;<strong>shell</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;of their former selves</p><p>punishment will be swift and&nbsp;<strong>automatic</strong></p><p>she is getting 3 more years, i read it in a<strong> magazine</strong></p><p>that's a pretty big <strong>clip</strong></p>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 08:58 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p><p>they appear to now be&nbsp;a&nbsp;<strong>shell</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;of their former selves</p><p>punishment will be swift and&nbsp;<strong>automatic</strong></p><p>she is getting 3 more years, i read it in a<strong> magazine</strong></p><p>that's a pretty big <strong>clip</strong></p><p>they really had to <strong>rifle </strong>through her stuff to find it</p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 08:59 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p><p>they appear to now be&nbsp;a&nbsp;<strong>shell</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;of their former selves</p><p>punishment will be swift and&nbsp;<strong>automatic</strong></p><p>she is getting 3 more years, i read it in a<strong> magazine</strong></p><p>that's a pretty big <strong>clip</strong></p><p>they really had to <strong>rifle </strong>through her stuff to find it</p><p>she must have went <strong>ballistic?</strong></p>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 09:01 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p><p>they appear to now be&nbsp;a&nbsp;<strong>shell</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;of their former selves</p><p>punishment will be swift and&nbsp;<strong>automatic</strong></p><p>she is getting 3 more years, i read it in a<strong> magazine</strong></p><p>that's a pretty big <strong>clip</strong></p><p>they really had to <strong>rifle </strong>through her stuff to find it</p><p>she must have went <strong>ballistic?</strong></p><p>she did, she reached out and <strong>cocked</strong> one of the guards</p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 09:04 PM
<p>evedder wrote:</p><p>she did, she reached out and <strong>cocked</strong> one of the guards</p><p></p><p>yeah, he shouldn't have <strong>shot</strong> off his mouth</p>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 09:06 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>evedder wrote: <p>&nbsp;</p><p>she did, she reached out and <strong>cocked</strong> one of the guards</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yeah, he shouldn't have <strong>shot</strong> off his mouth</p><p>im kind of running out of<strong> ammo</strong> here.</p>

FUNKMAN
04-04-2006, 09:09 PM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>evedder wrote: <p>&nbsp;</p><p>she did, she reached out and <strong>cocked</strong> one of the guards</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp; yeah, he shouldn't have <strong>shot</strong> off his mouth</p><p>im kind of running out of<strong> ammo</strong> here.</p><p>yeah, it's been a real <strong>duel</strong></p><p>and my shift is over... i will have to concede defeat but it was alot of fun... thanks!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-5-06 @ 1:10 AM</span>

Marc with a c
04-04-2006, 09:15 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>evedder wrote: <p>&nbsp;</p><p>she did, she reached out and <strong>cocked</strong> one of the guards</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp; yeah, he shouldn't have <strong>shot</strong> off his mouth</p><p>im kind of running out of<strong> ammo</strong> here.</p><p>yeah, it's been a real <strong>duel</strong></p><p>and my shift is over... i will have to concede defeat but it was alot of fun... thanks!</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-5-06 @ 1:10 AM</span> <p>it has been <strong>gun,</strong> <strong>butt</strong> it's past my bedtime and the morning is in my <strong>sight</strong>.</p><p>i would like&nbsp;to apologize to&nbsp;anyone who read any of this.</p>

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 05:02 AM
<p>she would have gotten away with it if the gun didn't slip out. you know what they say? </p><p>&quot;loose lips sink ships&quot;...</p><p>well at least she'll have plenty of time to watch her <strong>Magnum</strong> PI reruns....</p>

trackstand
04-05-2006, 05:17 AM
Always insert gun butt first.

SatCam
04-05-2006, 11:40 AM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.˙other cellmates˙said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p><p>they appear to now be˙a˙<strong>shell</strong>˙˙of their former selves</p><p>punishment will be swift and˙<strong>automatic</strong></p><p>she is getting 3 more years, i read it in a<strong> magazine</strong></p><p>that's a pretty big <strong>clip</strong></p><p>they really had to <strong>rifle </strong>through her stuff to find it</p><p>she must have went <strong>ballistic?</strong></p><p>she did, she reached out and <strong>cocked</strong> one of the guards</p><p></p>

This is one of the funniest things this board will ever see. Bravo!

Freebird
04-05-2006, 01:50 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.&nbsp;other cellmates&nbsp;said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p><p>they appear to now be&nbsp;a&nbsp;<strong>shell</strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;of their former selves</p><p>punishment will be swift and&nbsp;<strong>automatic</strong></p><p>she is getting 3 more years, i read it in a<strong> magazine</strong></p><p>that's a pretty big <strong>clip</strong></p><p>they really had to <strong>rifle </strong>through her stuff to find it</p><p>she must have went <strong>ballistic?</strong></p><p>she did, she reached out and <strong>cocked</strong> one of the guards</p><p>&nbsp;</p>This is one of the funniest things this board will ever see. Bravo! <p>I just hope you <strong>aim</strong> to be this funny in other news items as well.</p>

SatCam
04-05-2006, 02:01 PM
<strong>Freebird</strong> wrote:<br><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />hopefully she cleaned the gun first. you never know it might be carrying something cuntagious... <p>could been gunorrhea</p><p>you could be right... especially with a woman of her caliber</p><p>that could be tough to gauge</p><p>supposedly some of the security guards were in on it.˙other cellmates˙said they saw a couple of them them making the <strong>rounds</strong>...</p><p>are you saying she had a <strong>sidekick</strong></p><p>maybe... but even if the others aren't implicated they still have her over a <strong>barrel</strong></p><p>the most important thing is everyone's <strong>safety</strong></p><p>and to understand the <strong>scope</strong> of their actions</p><p>they appear to now be˙a˙<strong>shell</strong>˙˙of their former selves</p><p>punishment will be swift and˙<strong>automatic</strong></p><p>she is getting 3 more years, i read it in a<strong> magazine</strong></p><p>that's a pretty big <strong>clip</strong></p><p>they really had to <strong>rifle </strong>through her stuff to find it</p><p>she must have went <strong>ballistic?</strong></p><p>she did, she reached out and <strong>cocked</strong> one of the guards</p><p>˙</p>This is one of the funniest things this board will ever see. Bravo! <p>I just hope you <strong>aim</strong> to be this funny in other news items as well.</p><p></p>
My posts are always peppered with humor.

FezPaul
04-05-2006, 02:11 PM
You guys are outa <strong>sight</strong>

FUNKMAN
04-05-2006, 02:13 PM
rumor has it her favorite album is the Beatle's <strong>Revolver...</strong>