East Side: How to make it look like a suicide?

[mowhawk]

<p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/posttopic.cfm/Forum/?"><img class="pic" height="75" alt="hollow man" src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f297/haas22/hollowman.jpg" width="120" border="0" /></a></p><p>I'm so sick of <strong>&quot;Hollow Man</strong>&quot; Dave coming in and ruining good topics by sending the conversation into a downward spiral of lies and nonsense... <em>Go fuck a blow up midget</em>...</p>

[EliSnow]

<strong>mowhawk</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/posttopic.cfm/Forum/?"><img class="pic" height="75" alt="hollow man" src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f297/haas22/hollowman.jpg" width="120" border="0" /></a></p><p>I'm so sick of <strong>&quot;Hollow Man</strong>&quot; Dave coming in and ruining good topics by sending the conversation into a downward spiral of lies and nonsense... <em>Go fuck a blow up midget</em>...</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I'm so sick of &quot;new posters&quot; who create new threads bashing R&amp;F regulars when there are numerous other threads regarding such regulars.</font></p>

[JerseyRich]

Atleast he has no numbers in his board name.<br />

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote: <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I'm so sick of &quot;new posters&quot; who create new threads bashing R&amp;F regulars when there are numerous other threads regarding such regulars.</font></p><p>Guess I don't need to expand on that.&nbsp; Thank you.</p>

[J.Clints]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote: <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I'm so sick of &quot;new posters&quot; who create new threads bashing R&amp;F regulars when there are numerous other threads regarding such regulars.</font></p><p>Guess I don't need to expand on that.&nbsp; Thank you.</p><p>Even though I am a &quot;new Poster&quot;, I agree.</p><p>Thank you </p>

[torker]

<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote: <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I'm so sick of &quot;new posters&quot; who create new threads bashing R&amp;F regulars when there are numerous other threads regarding such regulars.</font></p><p>Guess I don't need to expand on that.&nbsp; Thank you.</p><p>Even though I am a &quot;new Poster&quot;, I agree.</p><p>Thank you </p><p>No, thank you.</p>

[furie]

so getting back at the topic, if you wanted to make it look like a suicide, use pudding.
pudding works for everything.

[Earlshog]

<font face="Helv" size="2"><p>Let me start by saying I think ESD is a great addition... I'm not going to write a ten page discertation why.. I just do... </p><p>However if he were I would suggest erotic asphyxiation, I think thats what it is called, no one would suspect a thing... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://vecindadgrafica.com/galeria/data/thumbnails/3/Inxs.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p></font>

[SatCam]

How about elephantiasis?

http://freaks.monstrous.com/pictures/bigballs_freak.jpg

[SLCRagu]

Dave isn't the real problem it's that damn puppet that bothers me.&nbsp; He's constantly going on about how things are too big for him, <font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>we get it</strong></font>, it's an old joke.&nbsp; I'de be willing to work with you to come up with a way to get rid of that thing without arousing any suspicions.&nbsp; <br />

[FUNKMAN]

<strong><font size="1">East Side: How to make it look like a suicide?</font></strong> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>please demonstrate it on yourself and when you're successful we'll pass it on... your contribution will be valued dearly</p><p>besides that Welcome Aboard!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 4-5-06 @ 4:42 PM</span>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SLCRagu</strong> wrote:<br />Dave isn't the real problem it's that damn puppet that bothers me. He's constantly going on about how things are too big for him, <font size="4" color="#ff0000"><strong>we get it</strong></font>, it's an old joke. I'de be willing to work with you to come up with a way to get rid of that thing without arousing any suspicions. <br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>ssshhhhh....&nbsp; I think the puppet's watching....&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

How many accounts is ESDsucks allowed to have?

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br />How many accounts is ESDsucks allowed to have? <p>I don't think it's him.&nbsp; IF it was, I'd have 10 guestbook insults on Unhallowed.com and a mess of crap on my blog, because, you know, that's what normal people do.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>And you know, I didn't even pick up on the thread title until I got home today.&nbsp; </p><p>You're actually starting a thread about wanting to kill ESD and make it look like a suicide?&nbsp; That's not&nbsp;a joke anymore, that's some real life shit.&nbsp; </p><p>What a cowardly thing to do.&nbsp; You're another fucking joke on this messageboard.</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>If ESD is Hollow Man, then he's invisible.</p><p>He could be standing right behind you.</p><p>He could be standing right behind ME!</p><p>If he was, I'd turn around and shake his hand.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>At least I hope it was his hand.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[towny]

<p>love east side.</p>

[bear_s75]

<p>I have only been a listener since the xm days began, but i think ESD is a pretty funny guy on the radio,&nbsp; he seems to get Ron chuckling here and there and getting him off his act&nbsp; a bit.&nbsp; Even if you dont like him, the suicide thing is a bit much.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>bear_s75</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have only been a listener since the xm days began, but i think ESD is a pretty funny guy on the radio,&nbsp; he seems to get Ron chuckling here and there and getting him off his act&nbsp; a bit.&nbsp; Even if you dont like him, the suicide thing is a bit much.</p><p>Well Said and Welcome Aboard!</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>bear_s75</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have only been a listener since the xm days began, but i think ESD is a pretty funny guy on the radio,&nbsp; he seems to get Ron chuckling here and there and getting him off his act&nbsp; a bit.&nbsp; Even if you dont like him, the suicide thing is a bit much.</p><p>You seem very nice, but you have a number in your board name.</p><p>This may elicit mixed feelings in some of the veteran posters.</p>

[JerseyRich]

Not only do I love the guy (ESD) but he's carrying my baby!<br />

[JerseyRich]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bear_s75</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have only been a listener since the xm days began, but i think ESD is a pretty funny guy on the radio, he seems to get Ron chuckling here and there and getting him off his act a bit. Even if you dont like him, the suicide thing is a bit much.</p><p>You seem very nice, but you have a number in your board name.</p><p>This may elicit mixed feelings in some of the veteran posters.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>He's off the hook because of his positive thoughts concerning the subject at hand.<br /></p>

[PapaBear]

For the record... the tests prove I'm not this bear's Papa. Welcome to the board, though.

[PhivePumpz]

eastside is ok in my book

[FUNKMAN]

East Side is Fezzies boy and he's gonna have to start answerin for him...&nbsp;&nbsp; Ronnie's gotta play the heavy. Just like in Donnie Brasco, you bring somebody in you gotta answer...

[Billy Staples]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And you know, I didn't even pick up on the thread title until I got home today.&nbsp; </p><p>You're actually starting a thread about wanting to kill ESD and make it look like a suicide?&nbsp; That's not&nbsp;a joke anymore, that's some real life shit.&nbsp; </p><p>What a cowardly thing to do.&nbsp; You're another fucking joke on this messageboard.</p><p>Moe</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yuo may want to reconsider the rage and hositility until we send him out to see if he is dislexic.&nbsp; I do believe the ronFez,net HMO cover psychiatric.&gt;&nbsp; Last time I checked its 50 visit a year without referals needed.&nbsp; Boy, they getused up fast too</p>

[bobrobot]

<p>ssshhhhh....&nbsp; I think the puppet's watching....&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">They always just sit &amp; watch, all the puppets, it's all they do, just sit &amp; watch, They are watching us all the time... the puppets... they have eyes like sharks...</font></strong></p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.rejoycing.com/atlanta/puppets/puppets3.jpg" width="333" border="0" /></p><p>once I got locked in this room while I was tripping...</p>

[MobCounty]

You guys are gonna have a tough time if you keep feeding the trolls.

[jlehane]

<img height="429" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/DaveStalkerIMG_1735.jpg" width="516" border="0" />When did Dave start dating little asian girls?

[bear_s75]

<p>what is the thing with numbers in the name?&nbsp; </p><p>I hope this doens't doesn't make me a bad person!</p><p>If ESD says the numbers have to go then so be it, If he lets them stay then I must obey!</p>

[ESDMUSTDIE]

<p>Not only should he die, his parents should be killed for bringing him into this world.</p><p>He makes it so hard to listen anymore.&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>ESDMUSTDIE</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not only should he die, his parents should be killed for bringing him into this world.</p><p>He makes it so hard to listen anymore.&nbsp;</p><p>Oh Jesus, fuck off and die you whining, bleeding cunt.</p>

[ESDMUSTDIE]

Why would you say that to Jesus? I was talking about the waste of air ESD.<br />

[Dougie Brootal]

AND......THEY'RE OFF!!!

[FezPaul]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br />AND......THEY'RE OFF!!! <p>Offline, that is.</p>

[Dougie Brootal]

<p>I WAS WAITING FOR A GREYHOODY-LIKE BOARD WAR.</p><p>DAMMIT! O WELL, THERES ALWAYS TOMORROW.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>

[ESDMUSTDIE]

<p>Nah,,, by all means, not picking a fight. A wisecrack maybe about DMMs comment.</p><p>But my opinion still remains....</p><p>If ESD was attacked, gang raped &amp; killed by some savages on his way home from the studio, the show would be so much better with him gone.<br /> </p><p>I'd rather have a return of Tenacious C than hear one more day of that agonizing pain in my ear that is named East side Dave. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ESDMUSTDIE on 4-6-06 @ 7:05 PM</span>

[MobCounty]

<p>See, this is where a real Mod would make this all just a bad memory...</p><p>If someone is asleep at the scepter, pass it along to someone who will go power hungry with this kind of stuff, pls, k thx.</p><p>And I hate people without capitals in their board names.</p>

[West Side Claire]

<strong>ESDMUSTDIE</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If ESD was attacked, gang raped &amp; killed by some savages on his way home from the studio, the show would be so much better with him gone.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">Are you a convict by chance, or perhaps posting from your 12&quot; by 12&quot; cell, because quite frankly- your opinions scare me.</font><br /></p>

[Gvac]

<p>A joke is a joke, but this one is in extremely poor taste.&nbsp; God knows there are plenty of threads on this board bashing Dave so the last thing we need is another one, especially one this vitriolic.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[East Side Dave]

i say just put a little poison on his puppet's tush....wait! who's this thread about??!

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>One look at my post count would tell you that I am new to the board, but I have creepily lurked for quite awhile now...</p><p>&nbsp;I get that ESD is everybody's budday and West Side's sweetheart. I get that ESDMUSTDIE has an agenda about...well...the death of East Side Dave. But I also get that it is just a bit. A tired, contrived bit indeed. But also funny in a way. </p><p>For Instance, if I wanted to knock the lil feller off this Realm, I would use a gun made of ice, firing ice bullets. Or maybe just knock him out and clog his airway with ice. Then I would turn up the heat a bit. That way, the ice would melt and there would be no evidence. Plus, the police would be thrown off my case because their main suspect would obviously be Mr. Freeze. The Perfect Crime. Muahahahahaha and all that. </p><p>&nbsp;I am sure that Dave is a great guy, but sometimes he is radio poison. I used to listen to him on WBJB late night on weekends and stuff, and his boundless energy made him quite an interesting jock. For some reason, that same boundless energy doesn't play the same way here...yet. So he gets time, and slack, and if it doesn't work out...oh well. He is a Budday and will prolly be around until he loses his mind and runs out of the studio and takes a job far, far away...like the South.</p><p>I think what is missing here is that when Dave joined the show, he transcended to something else. Not everyone is his friend. To most people, he is a character on a radio show who is open to all that goes along with that. I don't really see how different all the I HATE ESD stuff is from all of the Harry the Terrorist talk that used to go around. Or the horrible voicemails that he would get on his cellphone. Or even the baby recipes from a few days ago. It's all a big bit and we loff and loff. </p><p>&nbsp;<br />I got XM for O&amp;A, but I love it for Ron &amp; Fez. I was away in Kentucky when they had their heyday at WNEW, so I missed out on so much. I have a friend who I consider to be insanely funny, and when he called the Ron the single funniest person he has ever known, I felt that I had to take notice and listen in. So I did, and now I am here posting on ronfez.net like the fanboy that I am...<br /></p><p>So, is there a difference? Or is it only not funny because you actually know the guy?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[margin]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A joke is a joke, but this one is in extremely poor taste.&nbsp; God knows there are plenty of threads on this board bashing Dave so the last thing we need is another one, especially one this vitriolic.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Wow, you're such a good person<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/dry.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Marc with a c]

<strong>bitterbuffalo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>So, is there a difference? Or is it only not funny because you actually know the guy?&nbsp;</p><p>i dont know him, and i find it rather unfunny.&nbsp; it just seems as though people just want to stir stuff up on the board.&nbsp; which is fine, but dave is money and you dont even know it.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I'm a <em>great </em>person, and don't you forget it!</p><p>And like I said, I know a joke is a joke, but there's at least 8 different &quot;East Side Dave Sucks&quot; threads already floating around.&nbsp; If you hate him, fine.&nbsp; Post in one of those.&nbsp; To keep adding more and more every fucking day is annoying as piss.&nbsp; And to keep making them nastier and nastier is absurd. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[bitterbuffalo]

<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bitterbuffalo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>So, is there a difference? Or is it only not funny because you actually know the guy? </p><p>i dont know him, and i find it rather unfunny. it just seems as though people just want to stir stuff up on the board. which is fine, but dave is money and you dont even know it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dave?</p><p><img width="466" height="234" border="0" src="http://myspace-215.vo.llnwd.net/00634/51/22/634292215_l.gif" alt="lamest photoshop ever?" title="lamest photoshop ever?" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think you may be right...he may actually <em>be</em> money...or the lamest five minute photoshop ever. I can't decide. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>West Side Claire</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ESDMUSTDIE</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If ESD was attacked, gang raped &amp; killed by some savages on his way home from the studio, the show would be so much better with him gone.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="3">Are you a convict by chance, or perhaps posting from your <strong>12&quot; </strong>by <strong>12&quot;</strong> cell, because quite frankly- your opinions scare me.</font><br /></p><p>12 inch?</p><p>Oh, now I get it.</p><p>Because ESDMUSTDIE is such a small person.</p>

[tele7]

<strong>ESDMUSTDIE</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Not only should he die, his parents should be killed for bringing him into this world.</p><p>He makes it so hard to listen anymore.&nbsp;</p><p><img height="291" src="http://images.radcity.net/5836/1043335.jpg" width="224" border="0" /></p>

[bitterbuffalo]

Well...I <em>have</em> heard that old producers would come on the board under fake sn's just to bash themselves and see what stuck....just sayin...<br />

[Judge Smails]

<p><strong><font size="1">East Side: How to make it look like a suicide?</font></strong></p><p><img height="551" src="http://images.google.com/url?q=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y205/bespreninmomukhamo/elmo.jpg" width="359" border="0" /></p>

[bcphil]

<p>One really&nbsp;should not want to see Dave perish&nbsp;just because he possess absolute no talent and no sense of comedy what so ever. That's a little over the line. </p><p>I do wonder when this entire Dave thing is over, and let us hope it's sooner rather than later, how the people defending him will feel about a man whose defining moment was shoving his hand up a puppet's arse and bombing&nbsp;at comedic level unheard of since Chevy Chase thought he could do late night television. </p>

[Coach]

A Lil accident involving a taxi....won't happen, but can pray.....

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And I hate people without capitals in their board names.</p><p>and i hate people with less than 300 posts.</p>

[murderESD]

<p>hah any time you get the message board &quot;heavies&quot; to come in and berate you, you win. Best Thread Today.<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fuck ESD.&nbsp;</p>

[Wallower]

<p>Like a lot of you, I was a bit miffed when ESD came in and shook things up. I think I was most upset because it seemed like Fez was talking less when ESD was&nbsp;at the mic. Then I started thinking about it. As Ron has pointed out on numerous occasions, you have to just relax and let the show go where it's headed. Too many times stupid listeners call in and complain about not having enough dick jokes or sex talk. This is the same thing. Just because ESD brings something different to the show than&nbsp;sloshy Staples or the useless Harry T, &nbsp;it doesn't mean it can't work. You can't deny that ESD is making a spot for himself on the show, and the bits are funny whether you are laughing with him or laughing at his dumb ass. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img title="esd in action" height="452" alt="esd in action" src="http://home.comcast.net/~unfun3d/mccannibal.gif" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>signed: not a board heavy</p>

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2">Anyone found alone in a room with XM commercials playing&nbsp;would automatically be assumed to have committed suicide&nbsp;</font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by UnknownPD on 4-7-06 @ 1:47 PM</span>

[mowhawk]

As much as I disliked ESD on the air... that god damn puppet is even worse.&nbsp; But I will agree its a very very small step up from Harry.

[SinA]

<strong>Wallower</strong> wrote: <p><img title="esd in action" height="452" alt="esd in action" src="http://home.comcast.net/~unfun3d/mccannibal.gif" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>first of all, who the fuck are you?</p><p>second, who the fuck is that hot piece in the McCostume?</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Wallower</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;the useless Harry T, </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Useless?</p><p>One word,my friend</p><p><font size="3">Pants</font></p>

[bertino]

<strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br />Atleast he has no numbers in his board name.<br /><p>Yeah god forbid someone have numbers because there are 5093840938490803 people on the internet. </p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>bertino</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JerseyRich</strong> wrote:<br />Atleast he has no numbers in his board name.<br /><p>Yeah god forbid someone have numbers because there are 5093840938490803 people on the internet. </p><p>Don't come in here like a ball of energy and not get jokes young man.</p>

[narc]

I think they should bring back Preset Radio Albert. He was hilarious and Ron and Fez seemed to love him.