Who would Jesus Play for?

[kdubya]

<p>Who do you think Jesus would play for?</p><p>My vote Minnsota Twins, small market, hard working</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by kdubya on 4-7-06 @ 11:34 AM</span>

[Snoogans]

He is jesus. He wouldnt play baseball. He would be the star QB for YOUR NEW YORK GIANTS<br />

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Who would Jesus Play for?</font></strong></p><p>Peurto Rico</p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Who do you think Jesus would play for?</p><p>Apparently anyone.</p><p><img height="327" src="http://wilher.4t.com/images/domincan_baseball_cards_011.jpg" width="247" border="0" /><img height="325" src="http://espanol.geocities.com/bjarteaga2004/img/jesusalou.JPG" width="228" border="0" /></p><p><img height="385" src="http://www.vintagecardtraders.org/virtual/64topps/64topps-047.jpg" width="275" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<img src="http://images.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/_photos/2005-03-15-damon.jpg" border="0" />

[Judge Smails]

<p>Is there even any question?</p><p><img src="http://webgalaxe.com/sports/NFL/Saints/saints.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<img src="http://www.zwpatch.com/images/sports/anaheim_angels.jpg" border="0" />

[A.J.]

I say Duke.&nbsp; That way, he'd be certain that Dick Vitale would sing His praises.

[Patches]

<p><img height="242" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v33/t0talgaming/JesusBaseball.gif" width="194" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think he would be a roving hitting instructor.</p>

[badorties]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>the yankess</p><p>and in his press conference, he'll say that since his childhood days in nazareth he always dreamed of being a yankee</p><p>and he'll play centerfield</p>

[Judge Smails]

The Yankees are probably the only ones who could afford his salary and the performance incentives he's sure to get.

[Marc with a c]

<img height="87" src="http://images.picsearch.com/is?6672594762712" width="128" border="0" />

[suggums]

<p><img width="308" height="360" border="0" src="http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/_borders/3000153.JPG" /></p><p>im with patches&nbsp;</p>

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[CarlW53]

<p>One thing that was missed today was that while Jesus was dead he went to hell and wrestled Satan for the keys to Death, Hell and The Grave.&nbsp; </p><p>I always wondered what The Lord's finishing move was.&nbsp; </p>

[kdubya]

<p>&quot; I always wondered what The Lord's finishing move was.&nbsp; &quot;</p><p>Stone Cold Stunner all the way</p>

[GlassJoe]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&quot; I always wondered what The Lord's finishing move was. &quot;</p><p>Stone Cold Stunner all the way</p>Crucifix Powerbomb.&nbsp; Duh.<br />
<p>&nbsp;</p>

[suggums]

<a href="http://www.wrestlingforjesus.org/">wrestling you say?</a>

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[Judge Smails]

<p><a href="http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm" target="_self">Whatever you do, Jesus is with you</a></p><p><img height="376" src="http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/ImagesJan05/Dental_.jpg" width="478" border="0" /></p>

[Gvac]

I agree with Ron that Jesus would be strictly old school, and play for a National League team.&nbsp; I can't see him suiting up for any team other than baseball's oldest franchise, the Cincinnati Reds.&nbsp; <br />

[mendyweiss]

<img height="240" src="http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20051008/satan_79153.jpg" width="180" border="0" />I don't think he will play on the same line as this guy!

[margin]

SF Giants, Bill Mueller type player- move up the runner like ronnie said

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[torker]

<p>He would play for the masses.</p><p><img height="258" src="http://www.spazoutny.com/so-stapp.jpg" width="288" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

Jesus aint no playa, my friend!

http://s95212051.onlinehome.us/livejournal/2005/jesus/jesus_pimp.jpg

[FezPaul]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>Who do you think Jesus would play for?</strong></p><p>My vote Minnsota Twins, small market, hard working</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by kdubya on 4-7-06 @ 11:34 AM</span> <p>Did you mean to say: <strong>&quot;For whom would Jesus play?&quot;</strong></p>

[bitterbuffalo]

<p>I don't think Jesus would be a very good teammate, between his dead-raising, wine making showboating to the accusations of performance enhancing miracles. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Jesus = cancer in the clubhouse&nbsp;</p>

[lypatro]

<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 6pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">He would definitely play for the Gas House Gorillas. I don&rsquo;t think he would be very good through given the fact he&rsquo;s got those annoying holes in his hands and feet.</span></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by lypatro on 4-8-06 @ 7:08 PM</span>

[LetsGoDevils]

I love you.<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><img width="128" height="87" border="0" src="http://images.picsearch.com/is?6672594762712" /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>LetsGoDevils</strong> wrote:<br />I love you.<br /><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br /><img width="128" height="87" border="0" src="http://images.picsearch.com/is?6672594762712" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>so does he&nbsp;</p>&nbsp;<blockquote /><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[LetsGoDevils]

<img width="600" height="800" border="0" src="http://blueinferno.org/b/jesus_lol.jpg" />

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bitterbuffalo</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I don't think Jesus would be a very good teammate</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Those aren't teammates. They're called &quot;disciples&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>And Jesus, OF COURSE would be a closer. Who's got more saves than Jesus?<br /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Jesus would be his own expansion so that when he was introduced, the announcer would say his name for every position like in that Bugs Bunny cartoon.</p><p>1st base, JESUS!</p><p>2nd base, JESUS!</p><p>3rd base, JESUS!</p><p>Short stop, JESUS!</p><p>Etc.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>Jesus' expansion team? Needs a name. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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[Don Stugots]

The Holy Ghosts?
The Apostles?
The Holy Grails?
The Holy Spirites?


If he was a wretler his finisher would be: the sleeper hold, and when he would release them from it he would make the sign of the cross and bless them.

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Jesus' expansion team? Needs a name. </p><p>The Holy Rollers?</p><p>Body and Blood?</p><p>The Doves?</p><p>The &quot;The Mets Blow&quot;</p><p>The JC's?</p><p>The Resurrectors?</p><p>Healing Hands?</p><p>Shit, I've moved into Jesus Solo Musical Project names.</p>