View Full Version : Roberto For Third Mic!
JustJon
04-07-2006, 07:48 AM
<p>Obviously Roberto is a comedic genius and needs to be part of the show. Dave is a good producer, but the best thing he has brought to the show has to be Roberto.</p><p>Dave, I'm gonna need pictures of Roberto to make my campaign posters.</p><p> </p><p>Roberto in '06! </p>
Furtherman
04-07-2006, 07:54 AM
He's got my vote!
bobrobot
04-07-2006, 08:19 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">I would treasure a splinter from this comic genius!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="500" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004T95V.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" width="342" border="0" /></p>
FUNKMAN
04-07-2006, 08:30 AM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099">I would treasure a splinter from this comic genius!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="297" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004T95V.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" width="162" border="0" /></p><p>hopefully you don't mean a sphincter splinter...</p><p>i wouldn't think so</p>
JustJon
04-07-2006, 09:26 AM
<p>I think we need slogans. We have a platform, but we need propaganda.<br /></p><p> Put a Puppet in the Chair</p><p>What other dummy behind the mic? </p>
Sheeplovr
04-07-2006, 09:29 AM
Domo Arigato Mr Roberto<br />
bobrobot
04-07-2006, 10:03 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote: <strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote: <strong><font color="#000099">I would treasure a splinter from this comic genius!!!</font></strong> hopefully you don't mean a <font style="background-color: #ffff00"><strong>sphincter splinter</strong></font>... <p><strong><font color="#000099">Ewww... VentriloJism!!!</font></strong></p>
KennethC
04-07-2006, 10:15 AM
Roberto is too small to be third mic. He's a puppet, remember?
angelinad128
04-07-2006, 10:21 AM
I said it before and I'll say it again ROBERTO ROCKS! LOL <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />
JustJon
04-07-2006, 10:59 AM
<img width="425" height="319" border="0" src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/robertoformic.jpg" />
Photoshop Mike
04-07-2006, 03:09 PM
<p>Incase you missed it inthe other thread :)</p><p><img height="295" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/michaelscardillo12345/ROBERTO2.gif" width="238" border="0" /></p>
FezPaul
04-07-2006, 04:00 PM
<p><font size="2">El Ronaldo y Roberto show, con Fez, Earl, y Dave.</font></p><p><font size="2">Y el ofrecer Jaun del a Bronx</font></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 4-7-06 @ 8:10 PM</span>
kRySpiE
04-08-2006, 05:57 AM
What song did Earl say was his favorite of the year the other day? They played it coming back from break.
bobrobot
04-08-2006, 06:16 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Here's Roberto's fiancee, Sparkle. She lives in Viagra Falls, Nontario, CaNADA. So we know he ain't gay!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="400" src="http://i5.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/bc/a7/bd_1.JPG" width="218" border="0" /></p>
FezPaul
04-08-2006, 06:19 AM
<strong>kRySpiE</strong> wrote:<br />What song did Earl say was his favorite of the year the other day? They played it coming back from break. <p> </p><div>No consigue el pedacito</div>
bobrobot
04-08-2006, 06:22 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote: No consigue el pedacito <p><strong><font color="#000099">Hey. I know Spanish, that means you don't write w/ yer feet!</font></strong></p><p><img height="150" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Three_right_feet.jpg/200px-Three_right_feet.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>
FezPaul
04-08-2006, 06:26 AM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote: No consigue el pedacito <p><strong><font color="#000099">Hey. I know Spanish, that means you don't write w/ yer feet!</font></strong></p><p><img height="150" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Three_right_feet.jpg/200px-Three_right_feet.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p>It should mean" does not get the bit" That's what I get for using a free translation sight.</p><p>Unless you were making a joke.</p><p>Naaaaaaaaa... not you Bobo</p>
kRySpiE
04-08-2006, 06:27 AM
<p>*>No consigue el pedacito</p><p>I'm way confused</p>
FezPaul
04-08-2006, 06:32 AM
<strong>kRySpiE</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p>*>No consigue el pedacito <p> </p><p>I'm way confused</p><p>Start writing w/ your feet</p>
kRySpiE
04-08-2006, 06:41 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kRySpiE</strong> wrote:<br />What song did Earl say was his favorite of the year the other day? They played it coming back from break. <p> </p>*>No consigue el pedacito <div /><div><strong><font size="6">Babel Fish Translation</font></strong> </div>No consigue el pedacito <div>It does not obtain the small piece</div>
FezPaul
04-08-2006, 06:49 AM
<strong>kRySpiE</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kRySpiE</strong> wrote:<br />What song did Earl say was his favorite of the year the other day? They played it coming back from break. <p> </p>*>No consigue el pedacito * /> *><strong><font size="6">Babel Fish Translation</font></strong> <div />No consigue el pedacito *>It does not obtain the small piece <div /><p>Or "does not get the bit"</p><p>You asked an off topic question in a thread.</p><p>We try to stay on topic on this board <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>
kRySpiE
04-08-2006, 07:05 AM
such a sad waist of time ..thanks for nothing
FezPaul
04-08-2006, 07:13 AM
<strong>kRySpiE</strong> wrote:<br />such a sad waist of time ..thanks for nothing <p>Perdone! Lo Lamento</p>
bobrobot
04-08-2006, 03:48 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>kRySpiE</strong> wrote:<br />such a sad waste of time ..thanks for nothing <p>Perdone! Lo Lamento</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">translation: Poultry weeps in hushed tones...</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/weepyChix.jpg" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-8-06 @ 7:49 PM</span>
MobCounty
04-08-2006, 04:22 PM
<p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" color="#ff0033" size="7"><strong>VOTE FOR ROBERTO</strong></font></p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p><p align="center"> </p>
FezPaul
04-08-2006, 06:15 PM
<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote: <p align="center"><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" color="#ff0033" size="7"><strong>VOTE FOR ROBERTO</strong></font></p><p><font size="2">Did you mean to say.....</font></p><p><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" color="#ff0000" size="7"> Voto para el Roberto</font></p><p> <font size="2"> .....?</font></p>
mikeyboy
04-08-2006, 06:19 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote: <p align="center"><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" color="#ff0033" size="7"><strong>VOTE FOR ROBERTO</strong></font></p><p><font size="2">Did you mean to say.....</font></p><p><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" color="#ff0000" size="7"> Voto para el Roberto</font></p><p> <font size="2"> .....?</font></p><p>No, I think he was going for:</p><p><img height="173" src="http://grannygear.com/Assets/Images/Races/Bigbear/2005/Vote_for_Pedro.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>
FezPaul
04-08-2006, 06:25 PM
<p>I know Mikeyboy</p><p>Im just workin' my stupid spanish angle</p>
bobrobot
04-08-2006, 07:27 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote: <p align="center"><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" color="#ff0033" size="7"><strong>VOTE FOR ROBERTO</strong></font></p><p><font size="2">Did you mean to say.....</font></p><p><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" color="#ff0000" size="7"> Voto para el Roberto</font></p><p> <font size="2"> .....?</font></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">translation: "Robert sells 'shrooms to schoolkids."</font></strong></p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.helmut-koenig-keramik.de/klaus/Pilze/Parasol.jpg" width="280" border="0" /></p>
FezPaul
04-08-2006, 08:30 PM
<div><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#0033ff" size="3">pinturas del Bobo muy bien</font></div>
bobrobot
04-09-2006, 04:18 AM
<p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br />*><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" color="#0033ff" size="3">pinturas del Bobo muy bien</font></p><p><strong><font color="#0000cc">Garcia, por favor...</font></strong></p><p><img height="200" src="http://gratefuldread.net/archives/jerry-peace.jpg" width="150" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-9-06 @ 8:21 AM</span>
StewedTomato
04-09-2006, 05:17 AM
Ramone! Get this red headed faggots hand outa my ass!
fluffernutter
04-09-2006, 05:59 AM
Probably for the first time I'll ever say this and not like my opinion
has any merit what-so-ever but I have to turn the show off during the
Roberto bit. I mean what the hell is the point and where did the whole
idea come from? It just comes off as really weak. Normally I love what
Dave has to offer the show but this Roberto thing is just really lame.<br />
FezPaul
04-09-2006, 10:18 AM
<strong>fluffernutter</strong> wrote:<br />Probably for the first time I'll ever say this and not like my opinion has any merit what-so-ever but I have to turn the show off during the Roberto bit. I mean what the hell is the point and where did the whole idea come from? It just comes off as really weak. Normally I love what Dave has to offer the show but <strong>this Roberto thing is just really lame.<br /></strong><p>I thought that was why it's so funny. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" /></p>
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>fluffernutter</strong> wrote:<br />Probably for the first time I'll ever say this and not like my opinion has any merit what-so-ever but I have to turn the show off during the Roberto bit. I mean what the hell is the point and where did the whole idea come from? It just comes off as really weak. Normally I love what Dave has to offer the show but <strong>this Roberto thing is just really lame.<br /></strong><p>I thought that was why it's so funny. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" border="0" /></p><p>exactly.. it's the same reason people watch jay leno. they watch <em>because</em> he's not funny, ever.</p>
torker
04-09-2006, 10:36 AM
Fuck funny in it's big fat ass.
FezPaul
04-09-2006, 10:41 AM
<p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/jp.jpg<br /></p><p><font size="2">What do you mean, funny?.........Funny, how?</font></p>
PapaBear
04-09-2006, 10:16 PM
<p>All this Roberto talk got me to remember my old childhood friend, Danny O' Day...</p><p><img height="446" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/DannyODayandMeSmall.jpg" width="539" border="0" /></p><p>That's me on the right, pretending to be Danny. And Danny is on the left, pretending to be me on my first bike.</p><p>Many years later, the movie Magic came out. From that moment on, Danny scared the hell out of me.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
bobrobot
04-10-2006, 03:57 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">The 2 best things about "Magic" are that they made the dummy look like Anthony Hopkins, and that Ann-Margaret got naked. You are way cuter than Danny O'Day, PB, and yer in yer PJs, Thank God! <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/80/topic/49635/page/RonFez_Net_DADA_Day_in_DC.htm" target="_blank">Who's idea was the picture, cause it's actually a riot, it's surreal!!!</a></font></strong> </p><p><img height="304" src="http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/celebrity/H/1113/Previews/Plans-36403.jpg" width="430" border="0" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-10-06 @ 8:00 AM</span>
Don Stugots
04-10-2006, 04:40 AM
i found the whole segment to be very funny. Dave almost always makes me laugh.
bobrobot
04-10-2006, 04:56 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">Is Danny checkin out yer package???</font></strong></p><p><img height="524" src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/DannyODayandMeSmall.jpg" width="640" border="0" /></p>
yomudder21
04-10-2006, 06:17 AM
He would need a little mic, cause he's little...................Oh Roberto, you're the best.
PapaBear
04-10-2006, 11:13 AM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099"> <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/80/topic/49635/page/RonFez_Net_DADA_Day_in_DC.htm" target="_blank">Who's idea was the picture, cause it's actually a riot</a></font></strong> </p><p> </p><p>It was my idea. I was a weird kid.</p>
bobrobot
04-10-2006, 05:22 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote: It was my idea. I was a weird kid.<p> </p><p align="center"><span class="post_edited"><strong><font color="#000099">a CREATIVE kid!!!</font></strong></span></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-10-06 @ 9:27 PM</span>
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