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Billy Staples

04-10-2006, 06:38 AM

I'm not sure which team he would play with but I guarantee he leads the league in errors.  It's bad enough getting heckled, 'hey what do ya got a hole in that mitt'All he can do is look up and give a divine smile pound on his glove and blow on his hand, for no apparent reasonone thing for sure, Jesus would make a great middle infielder, you know he has absolutely no fears about getting spiked...seriously how much can a quarter inch of steel hurt on your shinHe's be great in Seattle with all the rain delays....what delay, just put Jesus out there, the water don't bother himi cant wait for fish and bread night....when you go to the stadium and Jesus feeds the whole stadium with 1 hot dog and 1 beer (called fish and bread night for traditional purposes)I'd love to see him play for the Cardinals....seing all the guys running around in the long satin robes and tall hats....they won't do a very good job keeping the sun out.  they certainly didn't do a good job keeping the SON out.When ever there is a close call and an argument ensues, the argument will continue until we see either white or black smoke arise from the chimney to see if he was safe or outIf Jesus played for the Yankees who would win, Jesus or George on the long hair and facial hair rule?I hope Jesus is a power hitter, if he's a singles hitter, thats got to be a tough cross to bear...and beat out an  infield hitAt least Jesus can't complain if god is truly everywhere, than he didn't miss any of his little league games as a kid....may thats where all those lost years wentBaseball's first groupy...Mary Magdalennew rule in the clubhouse, basically for Jesus only, no spitting of chew on dugout steps, no  pepper and no turning water into wine before and during gameit wold be great to hear him argue a called strike.  since in baseball you aren't allowed to, all he has to do is look at the home plate umpire and ask him, " do you really went to spend eternity in crying damnation with all the other burning tortured souls begging for mercy in hell....or care to reconsider that pitch being a little bit outside"

mikeyboy

04-10-2006, 06:44 AM

Let's see....  wrong forum and <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/46/Topic/49602/page/Who_would_Jesus_Play_for_.htm" target="_self">already a thread</a>.You're 0 for 2 there, Billy.

Billy Staples

04-10-2006, 08:14 AM

mikeyboy wrote: Let's see....  wrong forum and <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/46/Topic/49602/page/Who_would_Jesus_Play_for_.htm" target="_self">already a thread</a>.You're 0 for 2 there, Billy.Mikey...you are right about 1 thing already a thread, so if it is already a thread its a given fact its in the wrong forum.  You can't get 2 strikes on 1 pitch, not even with Bugs Bunny rulesbelieve it or not, I couldn't find the thread that gave me the idea...all I could find was the Jesus walking on water oneplease put it where it belongs.and i do believe that makes it strike 1 mikeyboy and strike 1 Staples....makes the count 0-1 on bothwe'll be right back after we pay the bills anda quick word frommany different ways of destroying your liver....be right back that woulkd actually be fa funny skit....see a bunch of hardbodies on the beach polaying volleyball and this one guy with a distend belly, especially on the right side, ut drinking, and playing like crap, but not spilling the beer (like Snoogans at a softball game)  and the goiter like lumo just gets biger and bigger with every beerCoors light-direct from the Rockies...cirrhosis..direct from the liver, but really what are the odds, drink up

Tenbatsuzen

04-10-2006, 01:08 PM

You're a Five letter man, Billy.  Two of them is AA.  The other three are HIV.

torker

04-10-2006, 01:28 PM

torker

04-10-2006, 02:07 PM

I heard Billy got 86ed at his local church.Take this, all of you, and drink from it: this is the cup of My Blood, ...                                     <img height="200" src="http://www.bumwine.com/bumwine/thunderbird.jpg" width="150" border="0" />

Hottub

04-10-2006, 02:13 PM

C'mon guys. Give Billy a break! He's bringing the funny.By the way, <a href="http://www.umcredbank.org/" target="_blank">Billy will be performing here</a> this Friday at 3 PM.In the basement Rec Center, right before the AA Meeting.

Death Metal Moe

04-10-2006, 02:14 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: You're a Five letter man, Billy.  Two of them is AA.  The other three are HIV.Now you see, that's funny.

Tenbatsuzen

04-10-2006, 03:15 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Tenbatsuzen wrote: You're a Five letter man, Billy. Two of them is AA. The other three are HIV.Now you see, that's funny.   YET YOU CAN'T GIVE ME JIGGER CROOK!?!?

Death Metal Moe

04-10-2006, 03:17 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote: YET YOU CAN'T GIVE ME JIGGER CROOK!?!?Sorry, I just see the chance to use the N word passed up like that as a real waste.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

Bulldogcakes

04-10-2006, 03:53 PM

torker wrote: Take this, all of you, and drink from it: this is the cup of My Blood, ... <img width="150" height="200" border="0" src="http://www.bumwine.com/bumwine/thunderbird.jpg" /> Close enough. Billys blood and Thunderbird are both 86 proof.    

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 4-10-06 @ 7:53 PM