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polskajeremy

04-15-2006, 08:31 PM

Hiya Buddays,<a href="mailto:polskajeremy@yahoo.com">polskajeremy@yahoo.com</a>My name is Jeremy, but they call me polskajeremy because I was an English teacher in Krakow and that's the name my students gave me for an email address and it stuck. So now I'm a Norwegian American with Poland attacthed to my name. I had a Polish girlfriend(just like the song) but she and I parted ways over three years ago, and I have still to really let it stop bothering me, Anywho, I think Ron and Fez are the shit, and I feel like I was raised by Mr. B, as I had an uncle as sacastic as he. I'm 6ft, 180lbs, 29 years old, Blonde hair with blue eyes. I say this only to give you an idea of what I look like etc. This is not for the inention of provoking anyone into fits of rage and anger.I also can't stand Stalker Patty, as she reminds me of and looks like someone I know. (Photos to come later.) So that's all for now.I hope to get an email from Eastside Dave, as I think he holds the show together! KILL ROBERTO! Jeremy

Gvac

04-15-2006, 08:34 PM

Sheeplovr

04-15-2006, 08:40 PM

don't make him mad google says he's into guns

polskajeremy

04-15-2006, 08:49 PM

<img height="86" alt="" src="http://forum.saiga-12.com/uploads/av-1286.jpg" width="105" border="0" />  I Forgot about that Saiga forum. I had to stop writing because the son-of-a-bitches wouldn't answer my questions. What's the point. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />

Gvac

04-15-2006, 08:50 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: don't make him mad google says he's into guns 
  In that case.....<img border="0" src="http://www.morbromusic.com/pics/just_kidding_cover.jpg" />

suggums

04-15-2006, 08:54 PM

FezPaul

04-15-2006, 09:00 PM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hammer.jpg

polskajeremy

04-15-2006, 09:03 PM

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/photo/060415/photos_en_afp/7ee9220fccfe0db3722254902bc464c4;_ylt=ArsWuOJMT2MH 4suyG2.GPhonncUF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3bGk2OHYzBHNlYwN0bXA-" onclick="openSS(this.href);return false;"><img height="258" alt="Mikhail Kalashnikov, developer of the popular Russian AK-47 assault rifle, talks to a media dirung press conference in Moscow. His name has entered the languages of the planet and his most famous creation has sold 100 million copies but at 86 Kalashnikov, father of the assault rifle that bears his name, is still a busy man.(AFP/Maxim Marmur)" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/afp/20060415/capt.sge.jfn66.150406185137.photo00.photo.default-267x384.jpg?x=180&y=258&sig=FVNSfG6VHICUH1hAisSdfw--" width="180" border="0" /></a>MOSCOW (AFP) - His name has entered the languages of the planet and his most famous creation has sold 100 million copies but at 86 Mikhail Kalashnikov, father of the assault rifle that bears his name, the AK-47,is still a busy man.I wish I would have gone and seen him when I was over there, but I I chickened out. He'll frickin die now before I can get back there!

bobrobot

04-15-2006, 09:17 PM

I feel like I was raised by Mr. B, as I had an uncle as sacastic as he. That's irony, Kielbasa boy, Poland sure ain't Portland!!! (just kidding!!! BUT... don't confuse irony w/ sarcasm again!!!)WELCOME!!!, Do you play the Accordian by any chance???<img height="258" src="http://www.satiche.org.uk/vinbbp/phot4423.jpg" width="479" border="0" />

SinA

04-15-2006, 09:56 PM

bobogolem wrote:  I feel like I was raised by Mr. B, as I had an uncle as sacastic as he.  That's irony, Kielbasa boy, Poland sure ain't Portland!!! (just kidding!!! BUT... don't confuse irony w/ sarcasm again!!!)WELCOME!!!, Do you play the Accordian by any chance??? is that like rain on your wedding day?

bobrobot

04-16-2006, 03:38 AM

SinA wrote: is that like rain on your wedding day?And isn't it ironic...dontcha think<img height="150" src="http://musica.128byte.com/imgmus/50090.jpg" width="150" border="0" /> 

This message was edited by bobogolem on 4-16-06 @ 7:41 AM

SinA

04-16-2006, 09:25 AM

Methinks polskaejeremy is actually ESD.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

04-16-2006, 09:48 AM

I'm 6ft, 180lbs, 29 years old, Blonde hair with blue eyes. I say this only to give you an idea of what I look like etc. This is not for the inention of provoking anyone into fits of rage and anger.I pardon you.

FUNKMAN

04-16-2006, 01:29 PM

East Side Dave

04-16-2006, 01:35 PM

I hope to get an email from Eastside Dave, as I think he holds the show together! KILL ROBERTO! That puppet has an attitude problem! Fuck him! Fuck him in the ear! Fuck him in the other ear! All hail Death Metal Mo and Billy Staples!!!

Death Metal Moe

04-16-2006, 01:46 PM

East Side Dave wrote: I hope to get an email from Eastside Dave, as I think he holds the show together! KILL ROBERTO! That puppet has an attitude problem! Fuck him! Fuck him in the ear! Fuck him in the other ear! All hail Death Metal Mo and Billy Staples!!!Now THERE'S a statement I can get behind.

polskajeremy

04-16-2006, 05:26 PM

<img src="http://photos.uksinglesconnection.com/photos/full/277/Wisconsinite_197.jpg" border="0" />I am not ESD! I am Jeremy-->Not that it would be bad to be Eastside. I think the guy is funny and I'll tell you why.   1. It was Eastside Dave that taught me the phrase Mr.B and Mr. W   2. It is Eastside Dave that laughs and feeds back positive re-enforcement in a joking manner on the show, unlike <strike>Black Earl</strike>, who is the Cagney to the Lacey in the sense of good cop bad cop. (This is not to imply that <strike>Mr. D</strike> is a "Hole" nor is he a bad thing. However, he does wear black ALL the time, so yes, he is a psychopath)   3.Is it not true that ESD single handedly stopped the destruction of Fezzy by strategically throwing Gummy Bears at a soon to be hooligan?..... Exactly people, you see, now you made me get out the big guns, and by that I mean ESD-Serial Assassin POLSKA

sr71blackbird

04-16-2006, 05:31 PM

These two Polish men rent a boat and go fishing in a lake. They are amazed at the number of fish that they caught that day, so one says to the other, "We'll have to come back here tomorrow!" The other asks, "But how will we remember where this spot is?" The first guy then takes a can of spray paint, paints an X on the bottom of the boat, and says, "We'll just look for this X tomorrow." The other guy says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"

polskajeremy

04-16-2006, 05:39 PM

<a href="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062857/K=dinosaur+fish/v=2/SID=w/TID=MUD_200/l=II/R=19/SS=p/OID=835dabc0a68f040c/;_ylt=A9G_Rq1.8UJEEB4A7uSJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBxdmRoa2 hzBHBvcwMxOQRzZWMDc3IEdnRpZANNVURfMjAw/SIG=1ditho06j/EXP=1145324286/*-http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Ddinosaur%2Bfish%26ei%3DUTF-8%26fr%3DFP-tab-img-t%26x%3Dwrt&w=500&h=330&imgurl=planetdinosaur.com%2Ffossils%2Fimages%2Fgre en_river_formation_fish.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fplanetdinosaur.com%2Ffossils.htm&size=223.7kB&name=green_river_formation_fish.jpg&p=dinosaur+fish&type=jpeg&no=19&tt=2,868&ei=UTF-8"><img title="http://planetdinosaur.com/fossils.htm" height="95" alt="Go to fullsize image" src="http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2964863622" width="145" border="0" /></a> As a fisherman, I was really hurt by that. Polska

FUNKMAN

04-16-2006, 05:40 PM

did you hear about the russian who locked the keys in his car?he used a hanger to get his family out...

torker

04-16-2006, 05:42 PM

polskajeremy wrote: <img src="http://photos.uksinglesconnection.com/photos/full/277/Wisconsinite_197.jpg" border="0" /> POLSKA  DIBS!!!

suggums

04-16-2006, 06:02 PM

torker wrote: polskajeremy wrote: <img border="0" src="http://photos.uksinglesconnection.com/photos/full/277/Wisconsinite_197.jpg" /> POLSKA DIBS!!!  <img width="200" height="327" border="0" src="http://www.ciccparenting.org/cat_images/RB242.jpg" />i dont get it

polskajeremy

04-16-2006, 06:05 PM

Dibs on what, there budday?Polska

FUNKMAN

04-16-2006, 06:06 PM

did you hear about the russian parachuter?he missed the earth...

bobrobot

04-16-2006, 06:07 PM

Did you fall up the stairs???<img height="300" src="http://photos.uksinglesconnection.com/photos/full/277/Wisconsinite_197.jpg" width="400" border="0" />

polskajeremy

04-16-2006, 06:07 PM

He,he,he. Yeah, Lill' Dibs kinda looks like I did as a kid. I never knew of this! Polska

polskajeremy

04-16-2006, 06:10 PM

Yes,well, no, that picture was taken at a party, while I was waiting to use the bathroom. It's the only one I have in a jpeg format to prove I wasn't ESD. I hate the pic, but it's me and there's nothing I can do about it.Polska

SinA

04-16-2006, 06:15 PM

polskajeremy wrote: He,he,he. Yeah, Lill' Dibs kinda looks like I did as a kid. I never knew of this! Polska <img height="180" src="http://muextension.missouri.edu/explore/images/g02845fingerbit.jpg" width="180" border="0" />

bobrobot

04-16-2006, 06:26 PM

Is yer last name Coleman?

polskajeremy

04-16-2006, 06:41 PM

Nie, JESZCZE RAZ!NO,                        TRY                                       AGAIN !

Earlshog

04-16-2006, 07:10 PM

no numbers in your board name... I think this kids gonna be alright...

SinA

04-16-2006, 08:37 PM

to paraphrase Gvac<img height="274" src="http://www.epa.gov/sab/sge_course/images_sge/confused.jpg" width="178" border="0" />

Terragen

04-21-2006, 07:25 AM

Hey I'm 6-foot, 29 yrs old and Blonde Hair/Blue Eyes! Lets start a group or something! Maybe Anthony could hook us up with some info...HEIL RON AND FEZ

Snoogans

04-21-2006, 07:39 AM

For some reason, I keep waiting for this guy to start yelling about die Juden

Death Metal Moe

04-21-2006, 08:10 AM

Snoogans wrote: For some reason, I keep waiting for this guy to start yelling about die Juden Now now, he's spent many years in therapy to forget the years he spent in that "Youth Group."Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge.