Dead Poets Dave

[kdubya]

Dave owes me 25 bucks for a new shirt, since I just puked all over myself

[Furtherman]

<p>Oh Roberto, my Roberto!</p><p><img height="148" src="http://www.pathguy.com/DeadPoetsFlat.jpg" width="298" border="0" /></p><p>Carpe Dummy!</p><p>(That's latin for Sieze the Dummy!)</p>

[GlassJoe]

<p>Dave said that he was a Shakespeare fan; and it really shows in his poetry.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I seem to remember a poem by Shakespeare where he compared a bald man's head to The Globe theatre.&nbsp;</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I'm sure that when he was in high school Dave was thoroughly convinced he was on his way to setting the literary world on fire. It's so sad to see someone deluding themselves like that. <br /></p>

[Tall_James]

<p>Look, he's throwing himself under the bus for the purposes of our entertainment.&nbsp; For that I salute him.</p><p><img height="563" src="http://www1.va.gov/opa/vetsday/04images/salute.jpg" width="296" border="0" /></p><p>But please Dave - leave the poetry to the faggy Emo guys and the fat girls.</p>

[FezPaul]

<p>That short story was hilarious.</p><p>Can it be posted in its entirety?</p>

[Gvac]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That short story was hilarious.</p><p>Can it be posted in its entirety?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>For the love of God, man!&nbsp; Why would you wish such a thing on us?&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That short story was hilarious.</p><p>Can it be posted in its entirety?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>For the love of God, man!&nbsp; Why would you wish such a thing on us?&nbsp;</p><p>Where's your hat?</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I'm currently writing a short story detailing my overwhelming feelings of loss and despair over the loss of my hat.</p><p>As soon as I'm finished I'll post it here.&nbsp;</p>

[draftscout]

The loss of a good hat can be distressing, but listening to Dave's poetry is enough to make you homicidal.

I wonder if he reads that stuff to chicks? It sure would explain why he fucks inflatable ones! Hell, they can't stand it either, after all she left his dick a bloody mess too.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>to beat or not to beat</p><p>there is no question</p>

[suggums]

would 'dave poets society' have worked better<br />

[Billy Staples]

* align=&quot;center&quot;&gt; * /&gt; <p align="center"><font size="4"><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /></font></p><p>I'm sure that when he was in high school Dave was thoroughly convinced he was on his way to setting the literary world on fire. <strong><font size="4">It's so sad to see someone deluding themselves like that. <br /></font></strong></p><p>Its so sad to have it immortalized in picture too...bu in his semi comatose haze he can still be heard only muttering...my hat...my hat...over and over and over....wishing for death to ease the pain and years oh mental torment no man should ever have to endure in the loneliness of captivity that can be one's mind.&nbsp; It can be a deep dark place of can be's and never was'...and lost apparel, but life's cruel trick wasn't;t finished with him yet, cause as we speak, this hat was...<img height="375" src="http://www.richstillwell.com/P7260012.jpg" width="500" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and proof positive that they do co-exist and are not as 1 and that the big foot rumors can finally be buried.....but ladies and gentleman, I suggest this...could the the hat be buried with it? </p><p>In truth who the fuck cares, its a picture of Moe at an outing, attention all ships at sea and Mr and Mrs America, this just, a Moe sighting in the village (since when is a moe in the village news?&nbsp; Oh Death Metal Moe, well why didn't you say so, we would have interrupted regular programming)</p><p>Yes ladies and gentlemen, thats the story...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Good Night and Good Luck</p><p align="center"><img height="375" src="http://www.unhallowed.com/sigs/MoeandGVAC.gif" width="500" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Billy Staples on 4-19-06 @ 12:49 AM</span>