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Skellington

04-18-2006, 10:34 AM

So, almighty world of Ron and Fez, Skellington (me) needs advice, what would YOU do:I met a guy, we hung out all Christmas night smoking and talking *because they is absolutely nothing else to do on x-mas* and saw a movie or two during the week.  Since he just moved back here from florida and i was enjoying the time i had spent with him, i invited him to my friends NYE party.  We live about 35-40 minutes apart, my friends apartment is inbetween, his car wasn't exactly behaving, so i picked him up and brought him to the party with me.  (this is the party where i mention we thought it was a brilliant idea to dress up like pirates and go to the party...just...because).  I intro him to all at the party, he commences drinking.  He is a former bartender and apparently a 'pro' drinker.  3 years younger than me..i just giggle.  I have my 2 beers and enjoy watching all get blitzed.  Sooooooo.  Apparently, mr. pirate couldn't handle his liquor all that well and was completely obliterated.  Now, i could have just drove him back to his house, pushed him out my car, and drove off.  But i'm a nice person and brought him home.  I wouldn't appreciate people booting me drunk in front of my parents house.......and it was NYE, everyone kinda looses control.  Oi.  So, i bring him home.  Upon leaving my car (my brand.  new. shiney. black. car) he stumbles like a drunk pirate and since he was wearing a studded belt, didn't $600 worth of paint damage.  He then proceeds to puke all over the bushes....repeativvely....and on himself..... (at this point i begin to think leaving him to his parents would have been better...at least it wasn't IN my car...)  I get him up to my 4th floor apartment, get him in he bathroom and he pukes on himself on the toilet in the toilet and on the floor...eventually he passes out face down in his...vomit.......  Thusly, i just make sure he's breathing every hour and clean up around him.....  Come morning, he finally comes to and puts on a shocked happy face.  I explain all that happened, and that i was none to happy about the damage to my car.  he says he'll take care of it.  He was embarassed obviously.  This was january.  I told him i'd appreciate the money by March.  Three months to get back on his feet, do whatever.  After that i stopped hearing from him.  After a few attempts, igot his attention and he said he had no money (i said i was thinking about taking out a civil suit...because i seriously am not happy about my car being busted up). he said once he got settled and with a good job, he'd pay.  Ok.  he is a bartender now at a bar in DC.  He lives in adams morgan, which is pricey.  His myspace *hey we all lie, BUT* says he's banking 65-70k.  Alright, time to pay the nice taxi lady back.  now he's ignoring me.  Reading my messages, getting my texts, but ignoring.  So.  Almighty cyber people.  Should Skellington:1) Call his lawyer stepdad and basically ask for assistance in a civil suit for $600 against his step-son for taking care of his drunk step son who damaged my car2) get video survalliance from my complex of his falling on my car and get a civil suit going...for $600  plus car rental fees....3) Go to his bar in DC and glare at him4) send goons to his bar in DC and have them shank him5) fucking forget it, when this kid gets a new car he's proud of, bad karma will violate him like the children of neverland ranch*sigh*  He had the audacity to tell me he spoke to family and friends about it and they said I should suck it up, it's an accident.  I think he should pay for his irresponsibility.  He gave me 'word' he would pay for it........ What's a girl to do?

Recyclerz

04-18-2006, 11:51 AM

Small claims court.I'm not sure what the exact set up is where you live but up here in NY pretty much every city has a set up where you take these kinds of beefs without having to hire a lawyer.  Basically they work like People's Court/ Judge Judy but generally without the condescending put downs from the judge/magistrate.  Although if you have sufficiently embarrassing pictures of him in the pirate suit you should apply to the TV shows to up the shame leverage.Good luck.

bobrobot

04-18-2006, 12:19 PM

Sounds like it's worth $600 to have him out of yer life!<img height="291" src="http://www.piedmontflag.com/Pirate/Skeleton-07.gif" width="98" border="0" />

torker

04-18-2006, 12:29 PM

arrr.

furie

04-18-2006, 12:50 PM

would there still be a video? i imagine it's be purged by now.

curtoid

04-18-2006, 01:21 PM

100% off topic - whenever I see Skellington post, I have to smile! Not only because she's a hot goth chick, or that she was always fun to have around, or that she helped allow Ray Bottoms be somewhat interesting on the air ("Ray Bottoms" even came out of the relationshio, I believe), or how she handled herself when WB burnt out of town, or was very cool whenever she was on the Hideout - but she also helped light the Tender Pollman fuse one year ago when she brought in the local band "Me Versus the Monster" on a night he was hoping to get some attention (the night Staples was also sitting in studio at WJFK).WHO KNEW that Tender held so much rage about that very brief slight, until months later when he went off on the air during (what would turn out to be) his last appearance - perhaps the longest WJFK segment (45 minutes, I think), and (outside of the Mikey D. birthday thing) maybe the most extended uncomfortable the show ever really got in D.C. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2839" target="_self">June 16, 2005 - Tender confronts Ron & Fez</a>I bet Skellington didn't even realize it! She just was in the neighborhood, and stopped on by with a local band she was friends with (and a band that had called into the show before). At the last minute Ron volunteered Fez and his gang of losers (Friday Night Lights) to switch bars at the last secound, and go catch these kids play.

Stankfoot

04-18-2006, 02:14 PM

Do Nay Puke in Me car!<img border="0" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/pirate.jpg" /><a target="_self" href="http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl"> http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl</a>    



This message was edited by Stankfoot on 4-18-06 @ 7:58 PM

suggums

04-18-2006, 02:22 PM

judge <strike>judy</strike>make that joe brown <strike />

This message was edited by suggums on 4-18-06 @ 6:24 PM

Skellington

04-19-2006, 05:04 AM

curtoid wrote: 100% off topic - whenever I see Skellington post, I have to smile! Not only because she's a hot goth chick, or that she was always fun to have around, or that she helped allow Ray Bottoms be somewhat interesting on the air ("Ray Bottoms" even came out of the relationshio, I believe), or how she handled herself when WB burnt out of town, or was very cool whenever she was on the Hideout - but she also helped light the Tender Pollman fuse one year ago when she brought in the local band "Me Versus the Monster" on a night he was hoping to get some attention (the night Staples was also sitting in studio at WJFK).WHO KNEW that Tender held so much rage about that very brief slight, until months later when he went off on the air during (what would turn out to be) his last appearance - perhaps the longest WJFK segment (45 minutes, I think), and (outside of the Mikey D. birthday thing) maybe the most extended uncomfortable the show ever really got in D.C. <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/2839" target="_self">June 16, 2005 - Tender confronts Ron & Fez</a>I bet Skellington didn't even realize it! She just was in the neighborhood, and stopped on by with a local band she was friends with (and a band that had called into the show before). At the last minute Ron volunteered Fez and his gang of losers (Friday Night Lights) to switch bars at the last secound, and go catch these kids play. ........I can work magic without being in a nurse outfit/cat suit/MAH UNDERWARES!!....  thanks!