View Full Version : How do you shower/take a bath?
mdr55
04-18-2006, 06:16 PM
<p>Do you start from the top? (like shampoo your hair first then work your way down).</p><p>Do you start in the middle? (like soap your hands first, then your arms).</p><p>Or do you start from the bottom? (soaping your feet first).</p><p> </p><p>What's your system? And why do you do it that way? </p>
ShelleBink
04-18-2006, 06:17 PM
<p>middle, bottom, top.</p><p> </p><p>also works for sex. </p>
Marc with a c
04-18-2006, 06:17 PM
inside out
FUNKMAN
04-18-2006, 06:19 PM
<p>back</p><p>front</p><p>top </p><p>bottom</p><p>sides</p><p>mezzanine</p><p>dugout</p><p>bleachers</p>
mdr55
04-18-2006, 06:19 PM
<p> idk what that means?<br />
</p><p> </p><strong /><p> </p><p> </p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />inside out<p> </p><blockquote /><p> </p>
Hottub
04-18-2006, 06:20 PM
<p>Always shampoo first. The extra time under the water ensures proper rinsing of the scalp, and if necessary, setting of the conditioner. Then the face. Allow the product to work into the skin.</p><p>Underarms, cock, bung. Then the rest, in no particular order.</p>
roughly: <br>
bottom <br>
top <br>
bottom <br>
middle <br>
bottom <br>
top <br>
Of course, this all means what we mean by bottom.
Death Metal Moe
04-18-2006, 06:31 PM
<p>I hit the "danger zones" with soap 1st. Then I shampoo with dandruff shampoo. I leave that in as I wash my face with a scrub stuff. Rinse, then shampoo with regular stuff and wash the body with my loofa. Rinse, condition and let it sit for a minute. Rinse twice and that's it.</p><p>I am the reason your town has a drought in the summer.</p>
sr71blackbird
04-18-2006, 06:33 PM
<p>Chest<br />Arms<br />Legs<br />Feet<br />Ass<br />Junk<br />Back<br />Face<br />Head</p>
nevnut
04-18-2006, 07:12 PM
<p>Wash hair, apply condtioner, wash face than rinse condtioner at the same time,the timing seems right for the "leave in for one minute" stuff, than scrub and rinse the rest working down. Average time, I'm guessin' about 8-10 minutes.</p>
suggums
04-18-2006, 07:16 PM
hair, body, and i dont really wash my face besides water (cept for shaving)<br />
PapaBear
04-18-2006, 08:09 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000000" size="1">How do you shower</font></strong></p><p>In the shower... with the water running.</p>
Judge Smails
04-18-2006, 08:31 PM
<p>I like to use a sodium protein conditioner.</p><p><img src="http://images.biafranigeriaworld.com/BNW-child-bathes-in-cow-urine.jpg" border="0" /></p>
SatCam
04-19-2006, 01:45 PM
naked
SatCam
04-19-2006, 01:46 PM
Hair, underarms, dick, asshole with soap/shampoo
everything else with just water
mikeyboy
04-19-2006, 01:53 PM
Thank you for continually providing far more information on the members of this board than I have any desire of knowing.
Hottub
04-19-2006, 01:59 PM
<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/46452/page/I_just_washed_my_hair_with_rock_salt.htm" target="_blank">No problem, Mikey!</a>
Bulldogcakes
04-19-2006, 03:41 PM
<p> <img width="200" height="200" border="0" src="http://www.peterjordanphoto.com/celebrity/e6.jpg" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><font size="4"><font size="2">I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, asshole and crotch. And to save time, I use the same brush for all three.
</font><br /></font><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote /><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 4-19-06 @ 7:42 PM</span>
ozzie
04-19-2006, 03:55 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/46452/page/I_just_washed_my_hair_with_rock_salt.htm" target="_blank">No problem, Mikey!</a> <p><img height="414" src="http://www.badwojo.com/funnies/ali-owned.jpg" width="561" border="0" /></p><p>Sorry MikeyMAN, but that was funny!</p>
IamFogHat
04-19-2006, 04:03 PM
<p>Face down, ass up...oh wait, sorry.</p><p>i meant beat off, body from neck down, face, hair. </p>
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