Random Questions

[britneypablo]

Won't I look gay though?

<font color="deeppink"> u didnt want people to know?

[IMSlacker]

I wouldn't have survived my latest cold without my neti pot. Now, my children have the neti pot to thank for not growing up fatherless.

[Gvac]

<font color="deeppink"> u didnt want people to know?

Oh I don't mind that they know, but I pride myself on being "butch."

(Is that what they call a manly homosexual, or is that just for lesbians?)

[Gvac]

I wouldn't have survived my latest cold without my neti pot. Now, my children have the neti pot to thank for not growing up fatherless.

Thanks for setting these savages straight, Slacker.

Just for that I'm giving you a clappy hands in the Zzzzzzz thread!

[weekapaugjz]

Thanks for setting these savages straight, Slacker.

Just for that I'm giving you a clappy hands in the Zzzzzzz thread!

yeah, im a savage because i have a great immune system and don't need a silly gimmick to rid myself of sickness.

[britneypablo]

I wouldn't have survived my latest cold without my neti pot. Now, my children have the neti pot to thank for not growing up fatherless.

<font color="deeppink"> oh will u an gvac grow a damn immune system all ready and stop it already with the neti pot.....before i call the natural selection exterminator on u both



and i think ur referring to being a bear not a butch.....

[midwestjeff]

yeah, im a savage because i have a great immune system and don't need a silly gimmick to rid myself of sickness.

Some of us are Golden Gods, weeka.

The rest buy medicine and believe in voodoo.

[DolaMight]

what is happening in this picture?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/04/article-1159206-03BDD2C3000005DC-258_468x316.jpg

[PapaBear]

Given the fact that entertainers fly so much, what makes them stupid enough to bring shit to airports when they know they'll eventually be caught? (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090307/en_nm/us_coolio_2)

[hedges]

what is happening in this picture?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/04/article-1159206-03BDD2C3000005DC-258_468x316.jpg

Someone is having a tasty bowl of soup.

[STC-Dub]

what is happening in this picture?

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/04/article-1159206-03BDD2C3000005DC-258_468x316.jpg

Someone is trying on their My View Glasses?

[STC-Dub]

Given the fact that entertainers fly so much, what makes them stupid enough to bring shit to airports when they know they'll eventually be caught? (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090307/en_nm/us_coolio_2)

Because they think their fame will garner them special treatment like it does elsewhere.

[PapaBear]

When your antivirus blocks a intrusion (I use Avast) do you trust that everything is fine, or do you go ahead and run a complete scan? I googled shaving cream on a plane, and the third or so one down was a page full of random words, and Avast said it blocked 3 intrusions before I closed the page.

[STC-Dub]

When your antivirus blocks a intrusion (I use Avast) do you trust that everything is fine, or do you go ahead and run a complete scan? I googled shaving cream on a plane, and the third or so one down was a page full of random words, and Avast said it blocked 3 intrusions before I closed the page.

Never really thought about it. I don't run the scan so I must trust the software.

[hammersavage]

Why do they call him Skitch in That Thing You Do?

[Slumbag]

Why do they call him Skitch in That Thing You Do?

Why would you watch that shitty shitfest?

[hammersavage]

Why would you watch that shitty shitfest?

I must have seen it 150 times at least. I don't know...

[PapaBear]

I know the rules keep changing so I want to clear this up. My son is leaving for boot camp on Tuesday. One of the things he's required to have with him is shaving cream. I did a search online and the most recent site said to put the can in a quart sized zip lock bag and put it on the try to run through the x ray. The guy who posted it says he does it 5 times a week. Does this sound about right to everyone? His recruiter just said to make sure it's not aerosol. It's a can of Edge Gel.

[PapaBear]

What is the number on the back of a social security card? My son called from boot camp and said they need me to fax them the front and back of his card, but I only have a copy of the front of his. I thought about faxing the back of mine, but there's some kind of number on it.

[hedges]

There is a set of numbers and letters on the back of the card. Like a serial number. Oops misinterpreted. I have no idea what these numbers are.

[hammersavage]

I read somewhere that it is a bank routing number linking you as property of some royal british bank. No clue what that means.

[PapaBear]

There is a set of numbers and letters on the back of the card. Like a serial number. Oops misinterpreted. I have no idea what these numbers are.
I just checked my nephew's. He has two copies and they both have different numbers on the back. It must not be tied to him. I'm just going to cover that part up and see if that flies.

[hedges]

What, you're just going to send one of the two copies, cause all they need is one right?

[PapaBear]

What, you're just going to send one of the two copies, cause all they need is one right?
They want a fax of the front and the back. I'm going to fax the xerox copy of the front of my son's and the back of my nephew's with the number blocked out. Since it's a fax, they'll have no idea I'm faxing a xerox copy. His mom has the original (I think).

[hedges]

There you go.

[Coach]

If we can make tv's that are flat...why don't companies come up with vitamins that you can take that have an additive that makes mosquitoes explode like little fireworks after they bite you?

[PapaBear]

If we can make tv's that are flat...why don't companies come up with vitamins that you can take that have an additive that makes mosquitoes explode like little fireworks after they bite you?
Let one land on the inside of your forearm. Let it get nice and fat on your blood. Then clench your fist as hard as you can.

[Coach]

Let one land on the inside of your forearm. Let it get nice and fat on your blood. Then clench your fist as hard as you can.
That was what I was thinking about...but I want lights to go with it......

[PapaBear]

That was what I was thinking about...but I want lights to go with it......
Hmmm.... I'm thinking genetically fused mosquitoes and lightning bugs.

[WampusCrandle]

who's tired of these damn polls?

[disneyspy]

who's tired of these damn polls?

me cuz its noon to 3 time,i'll vote in em after the goodness

[PapaBear]

My boss wants to name his new restaurant "Three Stooges Barbecue". Don't you think he might get sued for that?

[weekapaugjz]

My boss wants to name his new restaurant "Three Stooges Barbecue". Don't you think he might get sued for that?

aren't the stooges old enough that the copyright would have run out, making it public domain?

[PapaBear]

aren't the stooges old enough that the copyright would have run out, making it public domain?
I think every time a new collection gets published by the copyright owner, it gets renewed.

[grlNIN]

I think it's just kinda a dumb name.

I don't get why or what point it has.

[PapaBear]

I think it's just kinda a dumb name.

I don't get why or what point it has.
It is a pretty dumb name. But it's owned by 3 three guys who are fairly stupid.

[grlNIN]

Tell him you got a demographic response and the name does not test well with the younger generation.

[PapaBear]

Tell him you got a demographic response and the name does not test well with the younger generation.
How do you say "demographic response" in words that 3 high school drop outs, who have been in the restaurant business since the mid 90's, would understand?

[TooLowBrow]

How do you say "demographic response" in words that 3 high school drop outs, who have been in the restaurant business since the mid 90's, would understand?

just point to the door and then mime like you're gonna kick them in the ass

[hedges]

just point to the door and then mime like you're gonna kick them in the ass

Wouldn't the Curly Shuffle be more appropriate.

[TooLowBrow]

Wouldn't the Curly Shuffle be more appropriate.

i was doing it as the club/hotel/restaurant owner who fires the stooges and only appears in the first 2 minutes of the film.

the stooges enter

misinterpret instructions

chaos

club/hotel/restaurant owner walks in

points to door

stooges look at door hestiantly

club/hotel/restaurant owner mimes kicks in asses

stooges speed and/or curly shuffle out


next scene

stooges find an heiress looking to hire three plumbers/carpenters/detectives

[PapaBear]

Where are my pants?

[hedges]

That's about as random as they come.

[TooLowBrow]

Where are my pants?

check the freezer

[PapaBear]

check the freezer
Not THOSE pants, dummy.

[hedges]

I hit my stupid iTunes icon now the thing won't stop jumping around.:laugh:

[PapaBear]

I hit my stupid iTunes icon now the thing won't stop jumping around.:laugh:
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/czSzkPqceIQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/czSzkPqceIQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[TooLowBrow]

Not THOSE pants, dummy.

i meant the OTHER freezer

[Crossweird]

Not THOSE pants, dummy.
i meant the OTHER freezer

He meant the OTHER dummy.

[Hater_McGee]

How come so many things blow!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????

[PapaBear]

I still haven't found my pants. You people are no help.

[TooLowBrow]

I still haven't found my pants. You people are no help.

this might be embarrassing

but...




look down

are you wearing the pants?

[hedges]

If you put a 2 liter bottle of soda on its side in the fridge will the carbonation last longer?

[PapaBear]

If you put a 2 liter bottle of soda on its side in the fridge will the carbonation last longer?
I can't stand any 2 liter bottle of soda after one night. Maybe try those air remover thingies they have hanging in the soda isle.

[TooLowBrow]

If you put a 2 liter bottle of soda on its side in the fridge will the carbonation last longer?

no

itll last shorter

im not gonna explain

its one of those life lessons you have to go through for yourself

[hedges]

Last shorter? Well that's no good at all. It also goes against my theory.

[STC-Dub]

Upside down might work...

[hedges]

That would work.

[PapaBear]

I'm sitting here eating FritoLay Natural Nut Harvest Nut & Fruit Mix, and I'm wondering...

Where can you get dried cranberries? Those things are tasty!

[hedges]

Any health food store/market probably has them.

[Slumbag]

I'm sitting here eating FritoLay Natural Nut Harvest Nut & Fruit Mix, and I'm wondering...

Where can you get dried cranberries? Those things are tasty!

If you have a place called Fresh Markert near you, that place is the jam on dried fruit. Pears, apricots, pineapples, and probably cranberries.

[PapaBear]

Any health food store/market probably has them.

If you have a place called Fresh Markert near you, that place is the jam on dried fruit. Pears, apricots, pineapples, and probably cranberries.
Stupid small town. I think I have to drive at least 50 miles to get to a Fresh Market. I think we may still have a couple of small health food stores around there, though (small businesses like that haven't fared well lately). Thanks guys. I'll give it a shot.

[TooLowBrow]

Stupid small town. I think I have to drive at least 50 miles to get to a Fresh Market. I think we may still have a couple of small health food stores around there, though (small businesses like that haven't fared well lately). Thanks guys. I'll give it a shot.

why dont you just harvest the food from your victory garden?

[hedges]

victory garden:laugh:

[hedges]

Why is there air?

[Slumbag]

Why is there air?

If there was no air, trumpets would go un-played and most balloons would look like this
http://www.nbinmotion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fun_balloons.jpg

[PapaBear]

Why is there hair?

[hedges]

If there was no air, trumpets would go un-played and most balloons would look like this
http://www.nbinmotion.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/fun_balloons.jpg

You got the bit! I stole it from Bill Cosby who was a phys. ed. major in college. When asked that question "Why is there air?" he stated it's to blow up basketballs and volleyballs, etc.

[Slumbag]

You got the bit! I stole it from Bill Cosby who was a phys. ed. major in college. When asked that question "Why is there air?" he stated it's to blow up basketballs and volleyballs, etc.

That's good to know.
When you initially asked the question, I assumed you were having an overdose of some kind.

[joethebartender]

Stupid small town. I think I have to drive at least 50 miles to get to a Fresh Market. I think we may still have a couple of small health food stores around there, though (small businesses like that haven't fared well lately). Thanks guys. I'll give it a shot.

In the supermarkets:

http://www.ivoryandcrescent.com/health-and-beauty/images/OceanSprayCraisins.jpg

[hedges]

Why is there hair?

I ask myself more and more that question every day.

[hedges]

Do they wear kilts in Ireland?

[PapaBear]

Do they wear kilts in Ireland?
There were Irish kilts. I'm sure some people still wear them.

Edit: upon quick research, it looks like they didn't start until the last 100 years or so.

[TooLowBrow]

strangely, most people who wear kilts are americans

[PapaBear]

strangely, most people who wear kilts are annoying
Fixed

[hedges]

Why aren 't all DVDs done in widescreen format. Don't people know how much of the picture they are missing in Full Screen format. I accidentally bought No Direction Home Bob Dylan - A Scorcese Picture - in Full Screen format. I don't know where the receipt is so I'll have to live with it.

[STC-Dub]

I used to hate wide screen mode before I got an LCD TV. I just could not handle the unused part of the screen, drove me nuts for some reason.

[hedges]

I saw these interviews with various prominent directors and they showed how much of the film gets cut out for Full Screen viewing. It's quite a bit.

[STC-Dub]

I did not know that...

[tanless1]

id rather have the un-used part of the screen .

[tanless1]

Wouldn't the Curly Shuffle be more appropriate.

or "smokin moe's"

[hedges]

id rather have the un-used part of the screen .

to each his own

[PapaBear]

What is a good way to fold fitted sheets? I mean, besides just balling them up and throwing them in the closet.

[razorboy]

What is a good way to fold fitted sheets? I mean, besides just balling them up and throwing them in the closet.

Use your hand to fit the elastic corners into each other. Then fold in half lengthwise, fold again and once more. Then fold in half.

[PapaBear]

The slow cooker pot roast I'm making tomorrow uses a can of Coke to tenderize the meat, but I forgot to buy a can. Think Diet Coke will work? It still has the same acidity doesn't it?

[razorboy]

The slow cooker pot roast I'm making tomorrow uses a can of Coke to tenderize the meat, but I forgot to buy a can. Think Diet Coke will work? It still has the same acidity doesn't it?

Wouldn't the sugar content and it's cooking properties make some difference? I'm not sure, just throwing it out there.

[PapaBear]

Wouldn't the sugar content and it's cooking properties make some difference? I'm not sure, just throwing it out there.
I don't know. The sole purpose for the Coke is to tenderize. Coke is very acidic (remember the iron nail project from school?). Oh, well. I'm going to try it anyway. Hopefully, NutraSweet doesn't have some lethal slow cooking properties.

[Slumbag]

I had some clam chowder for lunch.
It was the Campbells Light shit you cook in the microwave. Everytime I bit into a clam, it tasted like there was some kind of mineral in it. It felt like a tiny rock crunching in my teeth. The crunch wasn't loud enough to hear, but I could feel it.

Any idea?

[STC-Dub]

Don't buy the Campbell's Light Shit? That does not sound very appealing at all.

[weekapaugjz]

is there anything more gay than a male cheerleader?

[Gvac]

is there anything more gay than a male cheerleader?

http://www.riedellskates.com/images/skaters/riedell_johnny_weir_1.jpg

Yes...that's a dude.

[PapaBear]

Is Adult Swim/Cartoon Network down for anyone else?

[PapaBear]

Still no Cartoon Network. WTF?

[WampusCrandle]

Still no Cartoon Network. WTF?

if i had a tv that was able to get more than 4 channels, i would be able to help ya out.

[PapaBear]

Fuck! I just checked, and as of Midnight April 1st, I now need a digital cable box to watch Cartoon Network. BASTARDS! We just got rid of our cable boxes!:furious:

[DolaMight]

Anybody else get pissed when the media prefaces a person's identity/statement with rep.?

I'm reading an article and they have a quote:

"Don't think we're not keeping score, brother." That's what President Barack Obama said to Rep. Peter DeFazio

Whether this is AP or CNN they always use the abbreviation "rep.", yet they casually interchange it's usage to be representative ie congressman (D or R) or rep. ie Republican.

In politics, before I invest time in hearing what someone's opinion is I like to know what thier party slant is first so I can change the channel when I hear any towing of either party line.

Cpac's rep. and R get a big giant fuck you dedication tonight from DolaMight.

[underdog]

How long is a bottle of nyquil supposed to last?

[PapaBear]

How long is a bottle of nyquil supposed to last?
I would think about the same amount of time as Tylenol. You can't find the expiration date?

[Marc with a c]

i love nyquil, but depending on the size there should be a sixteen month minimum.

[underdog]

I would think about the same amount of time as Tylenol. You can't find the expiration date?

i love nyquil, but depending on the size there should be a sixteen month minimum.

I really meant how quickly should you drink it. Usually the bottles last forever in my medicine cabinet, but this last one lasted 4 days.

[Marc with a c]

I really meant how quickly should you drink it. Usually the bottles last forever in my medicine cabinet, but this last one lasted 4 days.

nice. well done.

ever have captain and nyquil?

[razorboy]

How long is a bottle of nyquil supposed to last?

A couple of swigs.

[Jughead]

A couple of swigs.

Night time of course:smile:

[razorboy]

Night time of course:smile:

Obviously.

[Slumbag]

Is it possible to overbrush your teeth?
Like, by brushing them too much.

[hedges]

Is it possible to overbrush your teeth?
Like, by brushing them too much.

Is that overbrushing them each session or having too many brushing sessions?

[Slumbag]

Is that overbrushing them each session or having too many brushing sessions?

Too many sessions. I've been brushing after almost every cigarette I have, about 10 times a day.

[PapaBear]

Too many sessions. I've been brushing after almost every cigarette I have, about 10 times a day.
That's a bit excessive. Make sure you use a soft brush. I'd start chewing gum, if I were you.

[hedges]

Too many sessions. I've been brushing after almost every cigarette I have, about 10 times a day.

Half that would be excessive to me and I smoke. But I'm not you and I'm not a professional.
Maybe drjoek can give you a better answer.

[Slumbag]

That's a bit excessive. Make sure you use a soft brush. I'd start chewing gum, if I were you.
Gum just kinda masks it. I like my teeth feeling clean. Looks like not smoking as much is the route I need to go

Maybe drjoek can give you a better answer.
Thanks but no thanks.
I imagine Dr. Joek being a lot like Steve Martin in Little Shop of Horrors
http://www.filmwise.com/contests/contest_06/image_01a.jpg

[PapaBear]

Gum just kinda masks it. I like my teeth feeling clean. Looks like not smoking as much is the route I need to go
Not smoking is definitely the better choice. But gum doesn't just mask it. It does a fine job of cleaning your teeth between brushing.

[STC-Dub]

Am I the only one who wishes Dice.com would buy a live ready on O&A?

[hammersavage]

How the fuck did that shit make $72 million?

[nocountryjon1]

whats the deal with airplane food?:thumbdown:

[STC-Dub]

A boooo.

[nocountryjon1]

i know that was the point

[hedges]

The last plane I was on they were charging for sodas.

[underdog]

ever have captain and nyquil?

I missed this somehow.

And no, I haven't.

I just finished off a bottle of robitussin in 3 nights. I think my cold is about to be gone, though. So that's awesome.

[razorboy]

Sometimes I eat my fries with BBQ sauce. Weird?

[Gvac]

Sometimes I eat my fries with BBQ sauce. Weird?

Not at all. It shows you're a man who doesn't blindly follow others. Any dope can put ketchup on his fries. You're unique, distinguished, and have extraordinary taste.

Be proud!

[epo]

Not at all. It shows you're a man who doesn't blindly follow others. Any dope can put ketchup on his fries. You're unique, distinguished, and have extraordinary taste.

Be proud!

Catsup AND Ketchup people are vile simpletons in my book.

[Gvac]

Catsup AND Ketchup people are vile simpletons in my book.

AMEN.

I too have been known to have my fries with BBQ sauce.

[PapaBear]

You should try fries dipped in TGI Friday's Jack Daniels BBQ sauce. It's great. Unfortunately, you have to go to TGI Friday's to do it (unless you know someone who works there).

[hedges]

Is Peppermint Patty a girl or guy?

[Sue_Bender]

Is Peppermint Patty a girl or guy?

Little bit O' both: Lesbian.

[PapaBear]

If Frankenstein's monster were bitten by a vampire or a werewolf, would he become a super bad ass vampire or werewolf?

[Slumbag]

If Frankenstein's monster were bitten by a vampire or a werewolf, would he become a super bad ass vampire or werewolf?

I don't think so.
I think he would be ultra strong, but he'd still be retarded. He wouldn't know to get out of the sun, or how to feed on humans. He'd make it one day.

[PapaBear]

I don't think so.
I think he would be ultra strong, but he'd still be retarded. He wouldn't know to get out of the sun, or how to feed on humans. He'd make it one day.
You have a point. He might end up trying to turn himself into a Louisville Slugger instead of a bat.

[hedges]

But isn't Frankenstein just a dead person that came alive, so wouldn't a werewolf affect him?

[Coach]

1) Frankenstein's Monster was really smart. (reread the book by my great, great, great Aunt)
2) He's undead..along with his prodigious stregnth, all of his abilities would be magnified by either Vampire or Werewolf. Werewolf would be preferrable so he could move during the day without loss of powers save transformation into a wolf.

[PapaBear]

(reread the book by my great, great, great Aunt)
You could have just said she's really great, and we would have understood.

[TooLowBrow]

1) Frankenstein's Monster was really smart. (reread the book by my great, great, great Aunt)


wasnt he retarded and crazy because igor got the wrong brain?

i never read the book so i might be wrong

[Coach]

wasnt he retarded and crazy because igor got the wrong brain?

i never read the book so i might be wrongThat's Mel Brooks man!
He was nuts but smart nuts, and portrayed as retarded in film.

[Coach]

You could have just said she's really great, and we would have understood.
So, if she was infamous...would that make her "more than famous"?

[TooLowBrow]

That's Mel Brooks man!

haha

i seriously thought the book was the same. on that point at least

[Coach]

haha

i seriously thought the book was the same. on that point at least
Book is totally different than the Hollywood versions save the DeNiro Debacle, and British and Italian versions.

[hedges]

If a zombie gets it blood on you do you turn into a zombie, or do you have to get bitten to get infected.

[PapaBear]

If a zombie gets it blood on you do you turn into a zombie, or do you have to get bitten to get infected.
Zombies don't have blood. Unless they're buried without being embalmed.

[Sue_Bender]

Zombies don't have blood. Unless they're buried without being embalmed.


Oh, thank God!

[hedges]

The zombies in this Planet Terror movie I'm watching right now have plenty of blood. Of course none of them went through a burial process.

[PapaBear]

The zombies in this Planet Terror movie I'm watching right now have plenty of blood. Of course none of them went through a burial process.
Hispanic filmmakers don't understand zombies.

[hedges]

What would happen if a werewolf bit a zombie?

[PapaBear]

What would happen if a werewolf bit a zombie?
I think he'd probably just get a nasty taste in his mouth. I'm kinda intrigued by what would happen if a zombie bit a werewolf, though.

Edit... Never mind. I think that concept has been done before. But I still think the first premise doesn't amount to much.

[hedges]

If werewolf bit a zombie he'd be fucked, a zombified werewolf. Then when he shapeshifted back to human form he'd be a zombie then too. The zombie that got bit would take on werewolf characteristics at certain nocturnal times.

[PapaBear]

I know that kitchen knives are clean before you put them in a knife block, and the slots usually have a knife in them. But do you think they can still get germs and stuff in them after years and years of use? Are kitchen knife blocks safe?

[Sue_Bender]

I know that kitchen knives are clean before you put them in a knife block, and the slots usually have a knife in them. But do you think they can still get germs and stuff in them after years and years of use? Are kitchen knife blocks safe?

Anything can capture germs, I suppose. However, DRY stainless steel in a dry wood block seems like it SHOULD be safe.





DISCLAIMER: I know nothing.

[hedges]

How long do you warm up a car in cold weather before driving?

[PapaBear]

How long do you warm up a car in cold weather before driving?
I've always been told it's bad to do that. Though, if it's REALLY cold, I'll do it for a couple of minutes.

[Sue_Bender]

How long do you warm up a car in cold weather before driving?


I warm up WITH the car.


What's wrong with you Tinsel Rod?!

[hedges]

I've always been told it's bad to do that. Though, if it's REALLY cold, I'll do it for a couple of minutes.
I've seen people warm up there cars for twenty minutes. I could have sworn I heard the car guys, click and clack, on NPR say warm it for 17 seconds, so that's what I've done since. I just wanted a second opinion.

[hedges]

I've always been told it's bad to do that. Though, if it's REALLY cold, I'll do it for a couple of minutes.
I've seen people warm up there cars for twenty minutes. I could have sworn I heard the car guys, click and clack, on NPR say warm it for 17 seconds, so that's what I've done since. I just wanted a second opinion.

[Sue_Bender]

I've seen people warm up there cars for twenty minutes. I could have sworn I heard the car guys, click and clack, on NPR say warm it for 17 seconds, so that's what I've done since. I just wanted a second opinion.


How does 17 seconds constitute WARMING UP?!!

[PapaBear]

How does 17 seconds constitute WARMING UP?!!
Seventeen seconds is how long it takes Click and Clack to get the seat belt over their fat bellies.

[slurp mercury]

My question,

Mikeyboy, why are you so amazing that rainbows form after every sneeze and your farts smell like a cool spring morning with dew drops on the lawn?

I'll also accept a follow up on.......Mikeyboy, can I sleep on one of your old t-shirts like a dog or one of your babies?

[Foster]

why is "good friday" called "good friday" when it is commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus?

shouldn't it be called "bad friday", especially since we can't eat meat on that day?

[Sue_Bender]

Seventeen seconds is how long it takes Click and Clack to get the seat belt over their fat bellies.
:clap:

[cougarjake13]

why is "good friday" called "good friday" when it is commemorating the crucifixion of Jesus?

shouldn't it be called "bad friday", especially since we can't eat meat on that day?



maybe its good b/c in retrospect he rises on sunday

[hedges]

Seventeen seconds is how long it takes Click and Clack to get the seat belt over their fat bellies.

Zing!:lol:

[Foster]

maybe its good b/c in retrospect he rises on sunday

still doesn't make sense

the church I used to go to when I was a teenager, referred to Easter as "Resurrection Sunday", is understandable

how about changing the name of Good Friday to "Crucifixion Friday"

[razorboy]

still doesn't make sense

the church I used to go to when I was a teenager, referred to Easter as "Resurrection Sunday", is understandable

how about changing the name of Good Friday to "Crucifixion Friday"

Maundy Thursday always confused the hell out of me.

[hedges]

Maunday Thursday always confused me as well. Turns out Maunday is a "mandate" made by Jesus with his disciples - to love one another as I have loved you. It was the Last Supper and the first Eucherist.

[razorboy]

Maunday Thursday always confused me as well. Turns out Maunday is a "mandate" made by Jesus with his disciples - to love one another as I have loved you. It was the Last Supper and the first Eucherist.

I understand it now but when I was a young kid I always thought it was Monday Thursday, which sort of blew my mind.

[Gvac]

There are 3 administrators of this site, but only one of them regularly logs in. One hasn't been here in a week; another in 2 weeks. Why?

There are forums that no one ever posts in, like the Cypher Films one. Why still have them?

Ditto for the "forum mods" of these dead zones.

Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, I'm just asking random questions.

It IS the name of this thread.

[Marc with a c]

looking back lent '08 was so much better than this one.

[underdog]

There are 3 administrators of this site, but only one of them regularly logs in. One hasn't been here in a week; another in 2 weeks. Why?

There are forums that no one ever posts in, like the Cypher Films one. Why still have them?

Ditto for the "forum mods" of these dead zones.

Before anyone gets their panties in a bunch, I'm just asking random questions.

It IS the name of this thread.

Nevermind the Admins, there's a few Mods who almost (if ever) never post here anymore.

[A.J.]

There are forums that no one ever posts in, like the Cypher Films one. Why still have them?

The spammers use that one quite often.

[Slumbag]

I just saw a trailer for 17 Again (Ugh).

I think the Kid/Adult switch has to be the most overused storyline.
Does anyone know how many there has been?
I think the only story that has been done more is the Christmas Carol, with Ghost of Christmas past and all that.

[hammersavage]

And I saw a poster for "Girlfriends of the Past" or some horseshit with Matthew McConaughey which is a play on the Christmas Carol theme.

I can think of Freaky Friday, 18 Again, and Vice Versa off the top of my head. All fantastic though.

[PapaBear]

I've been seeing these news clips of the woman with a great singing voice on Britain's Got Talent. Are we supposed to be amazed because she can sing but she's ugly? I'm so glad Janis Joplin didn't try to make it in the business today. She wasn't "ugly", but apparently, you have to be beautiful to have a singing voice these days.

[hammersavage]

What is with Tarantino going on Idol? It's not the first time he's done it. It's an odd combination.

[Slumbag]

I've been seeing these news clips of the woman with a great singing voice on Britain's Got Talent. Are we supposed to be amazed because she can sing but she's ugly? I'm so glad Janis Joplin didn't try to make it in the business today. She wasn't "ugly", but apparently, you have to be beautiful to have a singing voice these days.
Oh, her?
http://www.show-and-stay.co.uk/images/show-and-stay/susan-boyle.jpg

O&A did a great segment on her today. About how everyone just thought it was amazing cause she was ugly, and if she was even kind of good looking, no one would care. Also how she would never even get a shot on American Idol, cause that show is all about looks. And now Demi Moore is talking about how it made her cry. You know, cause she's ugly.......but she can sing (?)

The audience laughing at her was one of the more shitty things I have heard.

[WampusCrandle]

Oh, her?
http://www.show-and-stay.co.uk/images/show-and-stay/susan-boyle.jpg

O&A did a great segment on her today. About how everyone just thought it was amazing cause she was ugly, and if she was even kind of good looking, no one would care. Also how she would never even get a shot on American Idol, cause that show is all about looks. And now Demi Moore is talking about how it made her cry. You know, cause she's ugly.......but she can sing (?)

The audience laughing at her was one of the more shitty things I have heard.

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[TooLowBrow]

how many people die each year in america?

the number has to increase each year

so each year we are losing a forever increasing amount of land to cemeteries?

heres the final question

how much added space do we lose each year?

[Foster]

how many people die each year in america?

the number has to increase each year

so each year we are losing a forever increasing amount of land to cemeteries?

heres the final question

how much added space do we lose each year?

think of it as an investment, buy a burial plot now, then sell it in a couple of hundred years when there's a shortage of space.

you can make a huge profit

[sr71blackbird]

Where do flies go during the winter?

[sr71blackbird]

Why doesn't Bounty make toilet paper?

[SatCam]

Why doesn't Bounty make toilet paper?

for t/p it's charmin for tissues it's puffs

[Gvac]

Why doesn't Charmin make paper towels?

[PapaBear]

Which day is playing on 202 right now? My Nexus fucked up again and I had to erase everything before I got a chance to listed to Friday's and part of Thursday's shows.

[weekapaugjz]

Why doesn't Charmin make paper towels?

im pretty sure charmin is made by kleenex. kleenex puts out the paper towel under the brand name "vive" or "viva" i can't remember which.

[Gvac]

I'm starving right now because I just realized I never ate dinner.

I had a pretty late lunch (around 3 or so) and then never got around to having supper.

It's 1:30 in the morning and my stomach is growling.

Should I eat something or just try to go to sleep and hope the starvation pangs go away?

[weekapaugjz]

how about a peanut butter and preserve sandwich? it's not too much and should take away the pangs.

[Gvac]

how about a peanut butter and preserve sandwich? it's not too much and should take away the pangs.

I really like the cut of your jib there.

Excellent idea.

Cherry, strawberry, or red raspberry preserves?

[weekapaugjz]

I really like the cut of your jib there.

Excellent idea.

Cherry, strawberry, or red raspberry preserves?

i'd go with cherry. if we were at my place, i'd make you one with blackberry preserves.

[Gvac]

i'd go with cherry. if we were at my place, i'd make you one with blackberry preserves.

I think I may have found my latest man crush, and you've been right here under my nose the entire time.

Can we play hockey in your living room?

[weekapaugjz]

I think I may have found my latest man crush, and you've been right here under my nose the entire time.

Can we play hockey in your living room?

i'll strap on my pads so we can go extra hard...

[Gvac]

i'll strap on my pads so we can go extra hard...

Now you're just teasing me.

If I couldn't fall asleep because I was hungry do you think I can pass out with a raging hard on?

[Slumbag]

Anyone know how to make a good ice coffee.
I'm pretty sure it's just milk, coffee, and ice. But it's the second night I tried to make one, and it tastes like a watery colostomy bag.

[jauble]

Anyone know how to make a good ice coffee.
I'm pretty sure it's just milk, coffee, and ice. But it's the second night I tried to make one, and it tastes like a watery colostomy bag.

Shake it on ice and pour, also add some flavored syrup to help combat the wateriness.

[hammersavage]

Is the whole 'telling how close a storm is by how close the thunder and lightning are apart' real or urban myth? Cuz it usually seems like bullshit.

[Slumbag]

Is the whole 'telling how close a storm is by how close the thunder and lightning are apart' real or urban myth? Cuz it usually seems like bullshit.

It was in Poltergeist.

So I think it has to be true.

[razorboy]

Is the whole 'telling how close a storm is by how close the thunder and lightning are apart' real or urban myth? Cuz it usually seems like bullshit.

We had to use that during swim practice and baseball practice just to tell how far away the lightning was to figure out when had to get out of the pool or inside the clubhouse. We would count the seconds between the lightning and thunder and divide that by five to determine how many miles the lightning was from us.

[sr71blackbird]

How many beans in a bean bag?

[EliSnow]

Does anyone else remember on Looney Tunes that when a character got tricked (say Elmer Fudd), they'd show an image of that character turning into a lollipop with the word "sucker" on it?

I can't find the image on the web, but I'm sure they did that.

[razorboy]

If it hurts worse when you look at it, why do you keep looking at it?

I was just in my garage getting an old mixing console off of the top wall shelf. I'm tall but it's at the very top so I decide climb up the metal shelving. It's all firmly bolted to the wall so I'm not worried about them falling over. Well I end up slipping and my big toe goes slicing down the sharp side of the commercial shelving. Well, there is blood all over and the side of my big is now only partially attached. It hurts like hell, but it isn't debilitating unless I look at it at which point I get all queasy. So why the fuck can't I stop looking at it?

[underdog]

Can we set the default to be 50 posts per page instead of the 25 it is now (or whatever it is). That way it would take forever before some jackass could start talking about the p12thing?

[TooLowBrow]

why arent amusement park ride lines set up like a deli, where you only show up for the line when your number is called?
theres no need to wait on line, you could just grab a number and show up whenever they call it over the loadspeaker.
sure, you wouldnt be able to wander far from the ride but you be able to use the bathroom or chill on a bench or something

[Mohden]

Which would you prefer? A beatdown by some pissant gangbangers for your number, or getting pushed outa the way by 20 of them while getting the "what the fuck are you gonna do about it whiteboy? look.

[Jughead]

Why are there so many O&A haters this board???Especially from a show that everyone loathes over what R&f say????... They have made it very clear they are close friends????.I love this board but the hate is unreal????Like Ronny said" Anthony could take the trash out and it would be funnier than 90% of you"....:wallbash:

[ToiletCrusher]

Why are there so many O&A haters this board???Especially from a show that everyone loathes over what R&f say????... They have made it very clear they are close friends????.I love this board but the hate is unreal????Like Ronny said" Anthony could take the trash out and it would be funnier than 90% of you"....:wallbash:

stay away from the Anthony webcast room. It's nuts.

[Jughead]

stay away from the Anthony webcast room. It's nuts.

I'm the fredo of This board:smile::smile:http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1230/1249071511_e1eac84532.jpg?v=0 Im Not like dumb :tongue:

[ToiletCrusher]

ha!

[TooLowBrow]

whatever happened to that whole thing with james cameron finding jesus and marys grave and bones?

[TooLowBrow]

no thread about that whole plane thing in nyc today?

[PapaBear]

I have to call Car Quest tomorrow to see if they have the connectors that plug into the back of my headlights. What do you call them?

[razorboy]

I have to call Car Quest tomorrow to see if they have the connectors that plug into the back of my headlights. What do you call them?

Headlamp connectors or pigtails, if I'm not mistaken as to what you're referring to.

[PapaBear]

Headlamp connectors or pigtails, if I'm not mistaken as to what you're referring to.
Thanks!

[PapaBear]

Fuck. I hope it's not the ones that cost $40.

[PapaBear]

How many bikers are ACTUALLY called "Tiny", and if it's as common as TV and movies would have us believe, how do the other bikers know which "Tiny" someone is referring to?

[epo]

I cut myself shaving two nights ago and there is still a mark on that spot. Will I be hideously deformed forever because of this?

This is seriously effecting my male model job offers. :furious:

[WampusCrandle]

I cut myself shaving two nights ago and there is still a mark on that spot. Will I be hideously deformed forever because of this?

This is seriously effecting my male model job offers. :furious:

yes you will you ugly, deformed fuck :happy:

[epo]

yes you will you ugly, deformed fuck :happy:

I can't accept the opinion of a fake mod as truth. Lunacy!

[weekapaugjz]

Is it sad and pathetic or inteligent to just pick up a dictionary and read it?

[Slumbag]

It's all three of those.

[weekapaugjz]

It's all three of those.

I was hoping for a different answer, but I guess that works.

[DolaMight]

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CMqLufvgtv6lLhDUAxgxMghJcALxP3V_PA

vs.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/88/Jdate_Logo.png/300px-Jdate_Logo.png

?

[jessicaduh]

why am i so fucking cold?

[sr71blackbird]

You are cold because its damp and gloomy out. Go back to bed and get under thick heavy comforters! Mmmmmmmm!

[sr71blackbird]

Why do I take such long baths? I have been in this tub almost two hours. Thank goodness my weinerschnitzel is above the waterline otherwise I would have serious shrinkage.

[~Katja~]

Why do I take such long baths? I have been in this tub almost two hours. Thank goodness my weinerschnitzel is above the waterline otherwise I would have serious shrinkage.

if you are referring to your dick as a wienerschnitzel you must have gone through some seriously painful thing... I mean... OUCH!

[sr71blackbird]

I should have said kielbasa!

[sr71blackbird]

Of course the German lady noticed that! :-P

[epo]

Why do bartenders think they are "doing you a favor" by serving you stiffer drinks?

[jessicaduh]

You are cold because its damp and gloomy out. Go back to bed and get under thick heavy comforters! Mmmmmmmm!

i tried that; it didn't work. a hot shower did.

[underdog]

Why do bartenders think they are "doing you a favor" by serving you stiffer drinks?

Huh? I wish more bartenders would serve me stiffer drinks.

[Crispy123]

Huh? I wish more bartenders would serve me stiffer.


Thats just wierd.

[razorboy]

Where have all the flowers gone?

[PapaBear]

When you click on a YouTube video on RF.net and see how many minutes long it is, what number of minutes will make you decide not to watch it?

[drjoek]

When you click on a YouTube video on RF.net and see how many minutes long it is, what number of minutes will make you decide not to watch it?

4

[underdog]

When you click on a YouTube video on RF.net and see how many minutes long it is, what number of minutes will make you decide not to watch it?

1

[weekapaugjz]

When you click on a YouTube video on RF.net and see how many minutes long it is, what number of minutes will make you decide not to watch it?

usually don't watch any. video streaming makes my fucking browser freeze up 90% of the time.

[Marc with a c]

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[weekapaugjz]

what movie should i watch: jackass 2 or alexander?

[razorboy]

what movie should i watch: jackass 2 or alexander?

No stab your eyeballs with an icepick option?

[hammersavage]

what movie should i watch: jackass 2 or alexander?

Both equally funny. But one tries to be. Jackass 2.

But you could spank to Jolie in Alexander if you tire of Knoxville.

[weekapaugjz]

No stab your eyeballs with an icepick option?

well, the other options here at work are: fast and the furious: tokyo drift, we are marshall, miami vice, starsky and hutch, step up 2: the streets, da vinci code, transformers, and varsity blues.

plus, im not having any luck finding anything on tv.

[hammersavage]

I don't want your life!



Varsity Blues ftw

[weekapaugjz]

I don't want your life!



Varsity Blues ftw

yeah, it's pretty shitty.

and i've seen varsity blues too many fucking times.

[weekapaugjz]

i'm going with jackass in honor of the steve o doc that aired tonight.

i'll probably end up watching alexander tomorrow night.

[hammersavage]

Not enough apparently.


1:42 mark

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uw6IBBSLvQE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uw6IBBSLvQE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[razorboy]

well, the other options here at work are: fast and the furious: tokyo drift, we are marshall, miami vice, starsky and hutch, step up 2: the streets, da vinci code, transformers, and varsity blues.

plus, im not having any luck finding anything on tv.

Hulu has to be a better option than any of that shite.

[weekapaugjz]

Hulu has to be a better option than any of that shite.

that vid hammersavage posted nearly crashed my computer. hulu would be like full blown aids to this piece of junk.

[hammersavage]

That's cuz it was destructive gay porn. Enjoy...

[PapaBear]

that vid hammersavage posted nearly crashed my computer. hulu would be like full blown aids to this piece of junk.
What exactly is the problem? Is it just really old or something?

[weekapaugjz]

What exactly is the problem? Is it just really old or something?

its like five years old. i believe the ram is really small on it. it takes this computer forever to do anything.

thank god for the flashblock and no script add ons for firefox.

[hammersavage]

It even takes forever to move the toolbar

[razorboy]

It even takes forever to move the toolbar

At least you know how to.

[PapaBear]

i believe the ram is really small on it.
You're so cute.

[razorboy]

Do you ever get DejaVu? Its like Ive seen the same thing somewhere else before now.

[PapaBear]

Do you ever get DejaVu? Its like Ive seen the same thing somewhere else before now.
Tamiflu