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angrymissy

04-22-2006, 01:26 PM

Can someone help me with a Spanish translation? I used babelfish but that translates it too literaly.  My fucking upstairs neighbors are either not answering their doorbell or its broken.  For the past 2 weeks I have random people ringing my doorbell over and over, and then pointing at the upstairs when I answer, or better yet, just pounding on the front door for over 15 minutes until I go open it and flip out.  None of them speak english.  I'm going to lose my mind.  It happened like 4 times today. I want to post this on my doorbell, in english and spanish:DOWNSTAIRS APARTMENT DOORBELL ONLY.  DO NOT RING FOR UPSTAIRS APARTMENT.  DO NOT BANG ON THE DOOR.  YOU WILL NOT BE LET INSIDE.If someone can help me translate that, I'd appreciate it.  The next time someone bangs on my front door for 15 minutes straight I'm not answering it, I'm calling the cops.  Or answering it with a freaking butcher knife. 

This message was edited by angrymissy on 4-22-06 @ 5:26 PM

Marc with a c

04-22-2006, 01:31 PM

missy hope this helps senora.EL TIMBRE DEL BAJO SOLO. NO LLAME PARA EL ALTO. NOGOLPEE EN LA PUERTA. USTED NO SERA PERMITIDO ADENTRO.

Sheeplovr

04-22-2006, 01:38 PM

I thought Spanish for do not disturb was I.N.S.

sr71blackbird

04-22-2006, 01:39 PM

How about this?   This bell is for Angrymissy.   Julio Sanchez lives on the second floor.  Please knock on his door only.  Thank you.   Esta campana est* para Angrymissy.   Julio Sanchez vive en el segundo piso. Por favor golpes en su puerta solamente.  Gracias. 

This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 4-22-06 @ 5:42 PM

FezPaul

04-22-2006, 01:41 PM

No ring-o bell-o

Marc with a c

04-22-2006, 01:47 PM

sorry

This message was edited by evedder on 4-22-06 @ 5:48 PM

sr71blackbird

04-22-2006, 01:50 PM

Or else: Attention friends of Julio Sanchez:    He lives on the second floor.  Please go to his door if you wish to see him.  This apartment is not Julio Sanchez, thank you. __________________________________________________ _____________________________________________Amigos de la atenci¢n de Julio Sanchez:  l vive en el segundo piso.  Vaya por favor a su puerta si usted desea verlo.  Este apartamento no es Julio Sanchez, gracias.

SatCam

04-22-2006, 02:39 PM

Fuck off, assholes

Which roughly translates to "Do not knock for second floor apartment"

FezPaul

04-22-2006, 02:44 PM

SatCam wrote: Fuck off, assholes  Now let's post a few of those along the Rio Grande.       <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" />

This message was edited by FezPaul on 4-22-06 @ 6:46 PM

sr71blackbird

04-23-2006, 06:21 PM

"Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales, in a few short weeks, it will be spring. The snows of winter will flee away, the ice will vanish, and the annual miracle of the years will awaken and come to pass, but you won't be there."The rivulet will run its course to the sea, the timid desert flowers will put forth their tender shoots, the glorious valleys of this imperial domain will blossom as the rose. Still, you won't be there to see. "From every treetop some wild woods songster will carol his mating song, butterflies will sport in the sunshine, the busy bee will hum happy as it pursues its accustomed vocation. The gentle breeze will tease the tassels of the wild grasses, and all nature, Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales, will be glad, but you. "You won't be there to enjoy it because I command the sheriff, or some officers of the country, to lead you out to some remote spot, swing you by the neck from a knotting bough of a sturdy oak, and let you hang until you are dead."And then, Jose Manuel Miguel Xavier Gonzales, I further command that such officer or officers retire quickly from your dangling corpse, that vultures may descend from the heavens upon your filthy body until nothing shall remain but the bare bleached bones of a cold-blooded, copper-colored, blood-thirsty, throat-cutting, chili-eating, sheep-herding, murdering son-of-a-bitch."