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Sheeplovr
04-26-2006, 09:06 AM
<p><span class="postbody"> the gay one in Kids in the Hall???</span> </p><p>I thought 3 them are gay&nbsp;</p>

J.Clints
04-26-2006, 09:07 AM
Great second hour....opps I mean great first hour boys.

JustJon
04-26-2006, 09:11 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody"> the gay one in Kids in the Hall???</span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>I thought 3 them are gay </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But Scott Thompson is the only openly gay one.&nbsp;</p>

feralBoy
04-26-2006, 09:18 AM
is the feed fucked up for any of you guys.&nbsp; The commercial just ended, and fez was mid sentence.

yyOhMing
04-26-2006, 09:20 AM
Do i smell comedy pyramid?

Dan G
04-26-2006, 09:22 AM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br>is the feed fucked up for any of you guys. The commercial just ended, and fez was mid sentence.<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p>

Happened yesterday, too.

J.Clints
04-26-2006, 09:23 AM
<strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br />is the feed fucked up for any of you guys.&nbsp; The commercial just ended, and fez was mid sentence. <p>no its your feed</p>

J.Clints
04-26-2006, 09:24 AM
ok i could be wrong SORRY.

Terragen
04-26-2006, 09:26 AM
<p>&quot;Mime Radio&quot;</p><p>Count me in!!!&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

OGC
04-26-2006, 09:26 AM
<p><font size="1">Holy shit, I can't afford a million bucks for gas</font></p><p><img height="195" src="http://www.elks.net/downloads/taxcredit_files/image006.jpg" width="242" border="0" /></p>

yyOhMing
04-26-2006, 09:28 AM
<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="1">Holy shit, I can't afford a million bucks for gas</font></p><p><img height="195" src="http://www.elks.net/downloads/taxcredit_files/image006.jpg" width="242" border="0" /></p><p>I can.&nbsp; I make a bajillion dollars a month after listening to Lenae's &quot;How to Collect Cans&quot; radio show</p>

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 09:31 AM
mahahaha..

Freakshow
04-26-2006, 09:33 AM
Fez expects free stuff from an airline--who does he think he is Don G?

SinA
04-26-2006, 09:37 AM
wife?

boeman
04-26-2006, 09:38 AM
That's what I was thinking.

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 09:46 AM
<p>The first guy who saves my life gets a lifetime supply of Coors Light and a heart felt THANK YOU!</p>

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 09:46 AM
ESD Stole a kid!

OGC
04-26-2006, 09:56 AM
<font size="1">Right about now I am VERY happy for the new time slot.</font>

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 09:57 AM
... hey, me too

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 09:58 AM
... the dogs out there swim under water...&nbsp;&nbsp; OMG.

J.Clints
04-26-2006, 09:59 AM
Is it me or dose ESD need to shut the hell up?

Dirtybird12
04-26-2006, 09:59 AM
killer show today man. funny shit.. fish?!

J.Clints
04-26-2006, 10:02 AM
The boyz have been on a tear today. Great day on the new time slot. Keep it up.

MasterSoySauce
04-26-2006, 10:02 AM
the clip of anthony fucking blew my mind for a second.

OGC
04-26-2006, 10:05 AM
<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />the clip of anthony fucking blew my mind for a second. <p><font size="1">I wish they had let it finish. I love Anthony's quote about Harry.</font></p><p><font size="1"><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lying+sack+of+cunt" target="_blank">check out this link</a>&nbsp;too funny, I guess the pests are everywhere.</font></p>

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 10:08 AM
Haha, how did Po not know?..

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 10:09 AM
<p>Wouldnt it be funny if they never came back from break?</p>

EliSnow
04-26-2006, 10:09 AM
<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br />Is it me or dose ESD need to shut the hell up? <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">It's you.</font></p>

J.Clints
04-26-2006, 10:12 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br />Is it me or dose ESD need to shut the hell up? <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">It's you.</font></p><p>Well thanks. I was just wondering. </p>

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 10:14 AM
<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br />Is it me or dose ESD need to shut the hell up? <p>It's you.</p>

SinA
04-26-2006, 10:15 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br />Is it me or dose ESD need to shut the hell up? <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">It's you.</font></p><p>it's you AND he should shut up</p>

EliSnow
04-26-2006, 10:15 AM
<strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jclintsma</strong> wrote:<br />Is it me or dose ESD need to shut the hell up? <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">It's you.</font></p><p>Well thanks. I was just wondering. </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">You're welcome.&nbsp; Any time.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">And R&amp;F say manners are dead.</font></p>

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 10:16 AM
Well played.

MasterSoySauce
04-26-2006, 10:20 AM
why does dave do things so ass backwards.

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 10:22 AM
<p>Cus' he's a god?</p>

Dirtybird12
04-26-2006, 10:24 AM
<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />why does dave do things so ass backwards. <p>dyslexic just are you maybe - him not&nbsp;it's maybe </p>

MasterSoySauce
04-26-2006, 10:24 AM
Not Likely.

MasterSoySauce
04-26-2006, 10:27 AM
did he just say Pete Rose?

OGC
04-26-2006, 10:28 AM
<p><font size="1">Sorry to contradict ESD but Pete Rose isn't inthe Hall of Fame</font></p><p><img height="400" src="http://www.baseball-almanac.com/articles/pete_rose_please_forgive_me.jpg" width="349" border="0" /></p>

EliSnow
04-26-2006, 10:30 AM
<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="1">Sorry to contradict ESD but Pete Rose isn't inthe Hall of Fame</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I wasn't listening too closely to his point, but was he saying actual Hall of Famers or people with Hall of Fame talent, etc.&nbsp; If it was the latter, I think Rose is fair, given that he'd be in the Hall if not for gambling.</font></p>

OGC
04-26-2006, 10:34 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote: <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I wasn't listening too closely to his point, but was he saying actual Hall of Famers or people with Hall of Fame talent, etc.&nbsp; If it was the latter, I think Rose is fair, given that he'd be in the Hall if not for gambling.</font></p><p><font size="1">I agree completely, but it is so much fun to disagree with ESD.</font></p>

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 10:35 AM
<p>This is a good example of how the show can be eastcentric a bit. Here on the west coast it was the 49'ers in the 80's Joe Montana, Dwight Clark ftw.</p>

MasterSoySauce
04-26-2006, 10:36 AM
i dont know what he meant but i think he said hall of famers, which pete rose is not.

MobCounty
04-26-2006, 10:38 AM
<font size="2">Hill of Farmers!</font>

OGC
04-26-2006, 10:41 AM
<p><font size="1">Did someone say ...</font></p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs12/stymie2.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

EliSnow
04-26-2006, 10:44 AM
<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This is a good example of how the show can be eastcentric a bit. Here on the west coast it was the 49'ers in the 80's Joe Montana, Dwight Clark ftw.</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I disagree.&nbsp; When they talked about the '70s, they didn't suggest it because there was one team.&nbsp; They chose the '70's because of the number of good teams that did well year after year, AND because it was the decade where football elipsed baseball as the most popular professional sport.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">So their decision wasn't geographic centered at all,&nbsp;but rather a global look at the sport.&nbsp; </font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 4-26-06 @ 2:46 PM</span>

MasterSoySauce
04-26-2006, 10:44 AM
Holy shit what a bomb!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MasterSoySauce on 4-26-06 @ 2:47 PM</span>

EliSnow
04-26-2006, 10:45 AM
<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />Holy sht what a bomb! <p><strong><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="7">?</font></strong></p>

Earlshog
04-26-2006, 10:46 AM
<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>This is a good example of how the show can be eastcentric a bit. Here on the west coast it was the 49'ers in the 80's Joe Montana, Dwight Clark ftw.</p><p>They gave the Niners of the 80's props... They even gave the the Lakers the 80's over the Celtics... I think its cause the Lakers had Kurt Rambis</p>

Earlshog
04-26-2006, 10:48 AM
<p>Oh No Blowhard... We are gonna hear about how great sports used to be... </p>

MasterSoySauce
04-26-2006, 10:49 AM
<p>If you watch those old game the quality of athlete is so much better now than ever. </p>

EliSnow
04-26-2006, 10:54 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3"><p><font face="Arial" size="3">I did cringe when&nbsp;I first heard Blowhard's name, but&nbsp;he made some good points and didn't talk over anyone.&nbsp; </font></p><p>So a good call.</p></font>

J.Clints
04-26-2006, 10:55 AM
<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If you watch those old game the quality of athlete is so much better now than ever. </p><p>no joke. Sports are so much better. I watch espn classic and the games in all sports SUCK</p>

curtoid
04-26-2006, 11:15 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3"><p><font face="Arial" size="3">I did cringe when&nbsp;I first heard Blowhard's name, but&nbsp;he made some good points and didn't talk over anyone.&nbsp; </font></p><p>So a good call.</p></font><p>Hey - if they are talking old school sports, Blowhard should be calling in - the dude knows his shit. </p><p>btw - I understand that my recent compliments&nbsp;and advocacy of&nbsp;Dave went unrewarded, so in a snit of insecurity I must readjust my sliding R&amp;F Producer Scale for 2005 &amp; 2006:</p><p align="center"><em><font style="background-color: #990000" color="#ffffff">Earl &gt; Dubs &gt; Mikeyboy &gt; Giant Brian &gt; Keshia &gt; Harry &gt; Puck &gt; <strong>ESD</strong> &gt; Wonderboy</font></em></p><p align="left">Oh wait...WB was in 2004, wasn't he?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by curtoid on 4-26-06 @ 3:16 PM</span>

PapaBear
04-26-2006, 04:59 PM
<strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br />is the feed fucked up for any of you guys.&nbsp; The commercial just ended, and fez was mid sentence. <p>It wasn't just the feed. I'm listening to my Myfi recording right now, and it did that. It happened on Monday, too.</p>

SinA
04-26-2006, 06:07 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Well?&nbsp; One day down on the new schedule, I think it worked out alright.&nbsp; I heard less of the shows than I usually hear, but that's 'cause my schedule is f'd right now anyway.&nbsp; It sounded like &quot;the walk&quot; went alright.&nbsp; It sounded like O&amp;A&amp;J kept it clean.&nbsp; Ron and Fez seemed unfazed.&nbsp; All in all, it was no different than changing the clocks for daylight savings.</p><p>I guess everything is going to be fine.&nbsp; I just hope we've heard the last of stump-the-band with ESD.</p>

Plethora
04-27-2006, 07:16 AM
<p><em><strong>Radio Psychic -- Radio Psychic</strong></em></p><p>For no particular reason, today's opening song will be...</p><p><em>No Time This Time</em> performed by The Police</p><em><strong /></em>

angelinad128
04-27-2006, 07:59 AM
Good Morning Buddays!

OGC
04-27-2006, 07:59 AM
I'll be right with you buddaays. I'm busylistening to one of my guilty pleasures &quot;Come on Eileen&quot; by Dexy's Midnight Runners on Fred

ChimneyFish
04-27-2006, 08:02 AM
Awwww, buddays!!!!!

EliSnow
04-27-2006, 08:11 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">That quick start almost gave me whiplash.&nbsp; I need to ease into the show buddays, with a nice song, and some easy banter to warm it up.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Damn, now I sound like a chick wanting foreplay.</font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by EliSnow on 4-27-06 @ 12:11 PM</span>

GlassJoe
04-27-2006, 08:17 AM
I miss &quot;Nature Boy&quot; Fez too.&nbsp; He was the best.<br />

angelinad128
04-27-2006, 08:19 AM
<strong>GlassJoe</strong> wrote:<br />I miss &quot;Nature Boy&quot; Fez too.&nbsp; He was the best.<br /><p>I agree&nbsp; </p>

Plethora
04-27-2006, 08:20 AM
Get Mikeyboy out of the studio.&nbsp; What a drag.<br />

Furtherman
04-27-2006, 08:20 AM
Get Mikeyboy out of the...&nbsp; oh.... never mind.

Earlshog
04-27-2006, 08:21 AM
<strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br />Get Mikeyboy out of the studio.&nbsp; What a drag.<br /><p>ha ha.... when will MIKEYBOYMUSTDIE start posting... </p>

ChimneyFish
04-27-2006, 08:22 AM
<p>Maybe mikeyboy can ask Ron &amp; Fez what they want as far as time slot and a fourth hour.</p><p>Then everyone can calm down about them getting &quot;screwed&quot;.</p>

yyOhMing
04-27-2006, 08:22 AM
Ron's crazy, kid show was one of the best!

rooter
04-27-2006, 08:24 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>ESD sucks!</p><p>Roberto sucks!</p><p>Earl is the man!</p><p>Rock on Earl.&nbsp;</p>

Badinia
04-27-2006, 08:25 AM
<p>Yeah, what has Mikeyboy ever done for *us*?</p><p>Wait...never mind.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.badinia.com/badiniabanner.gif" width="300" border="0" /></p>

OGC
04-27-2006, 08:25 AM
<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Mikey Boy is not out here. That means we can talk about him behind his back</font>

EliSnow
04-27-2006, 08:26 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I missed the last five minutes.&nbsp; What are they talking about with the likes/dislikes?</font>

yyOhMing
04-27-2006, 08:27 AM
&quot;When itchy was playing scrathy's ribs, he hit the same bone twice but it definitly made two distinct sounds.&nbsp; Are we to believe that this is a magical xylophone?&quot;

Sheeplovr
04-27-2006, 08:27 AM
I aint fallowing whiteys rules!<br />

angelinad128
04-27-2006, 08:29 AM
I would love to go to his church, Baptists are the best!

Marc with a c
04-27-2006, 08:31 AM
what was with that background voice in that guys rant?

angelinad128
04-27-2006, 08:32 AM
<strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />what was with that background voice in that guys rant? <p>They are callers, but music is so loud you dont know he's got callers</p>

Plethora
04-27-2006, 08:33 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>evedder</strong> wrote:<br />what was with that background voice in that guys rant?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><em><img width="154" height="185" border="0" src="http://uplink.space.com/attachments/344129-church_lady.jpg" /></em></p><p><em>I don't know... could it be... SATAN?&nbsp;</em></p>

MasterSoySauce
04-27-2006, 08:35 AM
How about fucking sebastian bach from skid row, fucking bottle right in the face.

Marc with a c
04-27-2006, 08:36 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote: <p>They are callers, but music is so loud you dont know he's got callers</p><p>man, i was really trying to hear what was going on.&nbsp; i couldn't make any of it out.&nbsp; thanks</p>

Badinia
04-27-2006, 08:38 AM
<p>Ghost Dog writer!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fez rules!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.badinia.com/badiniabanner.gif" width="300" border="0" /></p>

MobCounty
04-27-2006, 08:38 AM
mornin budds

MasterSoySauce
04-27-2006, 08:39 AM
I Knew wasnt representin'

ChimneyFish
04-27-2006, 08:42 AM
I'll be their black representative.

MasterSoySauce
04-27-2006, 08:45 AM
Earl has a machine gun?

MobCounty
04-27-2006, 08:51 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why does'nt Ron let us say what types of things we want to talk about.. He always just shuts us down with what <em>HE</em> wants.&nbsp; I think he should be a little more open to direction.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>/sarcasm<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p>

Stigfink
04-27-2006, 09:00 AM
<font size="3">Cocanigs!</font>

yyOhMing
04-27-2006, 09:02 AM
Mr Potato Head line made no sense Fez

Earlshog
04-27-2006, 09:04 AM
<strong>yyOhMing</strong> wrote:<br />Mr Potato Head line made no sense Fez <p>or did it make too much sense?</p>

Terragen
04-27-2006, 09:05 AM
<p>&quot;I'd rather be in jail than help poor people&quot; </p>

Earlshog
04-27-2006, 09:15 AM
<p>line of the week..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>that black guy you are hanging out with thats your shadow... </p>

OGC
04-27-2006, 09:16 AM
<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="4">Is Mikeyboy still in the studio ?</font>

Hottub
04-27-2006, 09:20 AM
<p>If he is, he's also online.</p><p>Ssshh!!</p>

JustJon
04-27-2006, 09:21 AM
<p><strong>This is the picture Mikey showed to Fez.&nbsp; This is not the final design for the shirt, but this is what the design will look like....</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="400" height="300" border="0" src="http://www.pleaseforgetme.com/SIGS/NatureBoyFezGoldSmall.jpg" /><br />&nbsp;</p><strong />

Terragen
04-27-2006, 09:23 AM
That shirt needs bigger &quot;Ron and Fez&quot; on there - all it says is Ronfez.net in tiny letters. No offense its nice otherwise<br />

EliSnow
04-27-2006, 09:24 AM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>This is the picture Mikey showed to Fez.&nbsp; This is not the final design for the shirt, but this is what the design will look like....</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="300" src="http://www.pleaseforgetme.com/SIGS/NatureBoyFezGoldSmall.jpg" width="400" border="0" /><br />&nbsp;</p><strong></strong><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Not that my opinion really matters, but, I like it overall, but shouldn't there be some mention of Ron in some way?</font></p>

OGC
04-27-2006, 09:24 AM
<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="4">Midget Porn !!! I have new respect for ESD</font>

angelinad128
04-27-2006, 09:29 AM
<p>No way is masturbating cheating</p>

Terragen
04-27-2006, 09:34 AM
Masturbating is just Preventive Maintenance. Its like a shark, if it stops, it dies.<br />

angelinad128
04-27-2006, 09:37 AM
<strong>Terragen</strong> wrote:<br />Masturbating is just Preventive Maintenance. Its like a shark, if it stops, it dies.<br /><p>LOL&nbsp; So is that the same for women?</p>

OGC
04-27-2006, 09:40 AM
<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">How is that fair? This caller has a girl who brings other women into bed with them <font size="5"><strong>AND</strong></font> he gets a prize.</font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by richg0404 on 4-27-06 @ 1:41 PM</span>

Terragen
04-27-2006, 09:40 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Terragen</strong> wrote:<br />Masturbating is just Preventive Maintenance. Its like a shark, if it stops, it dies<br /><p>LOL So is that the same for women?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No,
actually its like this: Women are the Moon, Men the Sun.&nbsp; The Moon
is full once a month but the Sun is full every damn day! </p><p>But if you like we can test these theories.... just make sure to video tape it.<br />
</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

EliSnow
04-27-2006, 09:41 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Terragen</strong> wrote:<br />Masturbating is just Preventive Maintenance. Its like a shark, if it stops, it dies.<br /><p>LOL&nbsp; So is that the same for women?</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Of course!&nbsp; The only hitch is that the woman should invite the guy to watch while she does it.</font></p>

jess87
04-27-2006, 09:43 AM
<p>why does ronny always have to be right&nbsp;??? obviously the guys in&nbsp;the studio dont share his free love relationshiop views. hope his wife does cause obviously she isn't enough for him&nbsp; if he is always wanting other&nbsp;chicks&nbsp; .cheating means different things to each individual.&nbsp;he says you don't want to stop a&nbsp; person from growing but how about stop yourself from hurting them .Yes ? No?</p>

angelinad128
04-27-2006, 09:43 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Terragen</strong> wrote:<br />Masturbating is just Preventive Maintenance. Its like a shark, if it stops, it dies.<br /><p>LOL&nbsp; So is that the same for women?</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Of course!&nbsp; The only hitch is that the woman should invite the guy to watch while she does it.</font></p><p>Over the phone works...its fun.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

jess87
04-27-2006, 09:47 AM
guys i am just an ol school gentlemen i guesss

yyOhMing
04-27-2006, 09:50 AM
<strong>jess87</strong> wrote:<br />guys i am just an ol school gentlemen i guesss <p>Oh, i thought you were a chick</p>

MasterSoySauce
04-27-2006, 09:54 AM
<p>i think they need to call the expert, patrice. </p>

angelinad128
04-27-2006, 09:56 AM
I have a great scenario to run by Patrice &amp; get his opinion on

angelinad128
04-27-2006, 09:57 AM
When does his show start? LOL

MasterSoySauce
04-27-2006, 09:58 AM
Who knows if opie is involved.

Earlshog
04-27-2006, 10:05 AM
<strong>jess87</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why does ronny always have to be right&nbsp;??? obviously the guys in&nbsp;the studio dont share his free love relationshiop views. hope his wife does cause obviously she isn't enough for him&nbsp; if he is always wanting other&nbsp;chicks&nbsp; .cheating means different things to each individual.&nbsp;he says you don't want to stop a&nbsp; person from growing but how about stop yourself from hurting them .Yes ? No?</p><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>Your thought process is that of someone following &quot;the rules&quot; Ronnie is talking about... It might be more helpful for you to think of him more of playing the Devils advocate roll...</p></font>

EliSnow
04-27-2006, 10:06 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Terragen</strong> wrote:<br />Masturbating is just Preventive Maintenance. Its like a shark, if it stops, it dies.<br /><p>LOL&nbsp; So is that the same for women?</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Of course!&nbsp; The only hitch is that the woman should invite the guy to watch while she does it.</font></p><p>Over the phone works...its fun.&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Yes, it is.&nbsp; Of course, it's been over a decade since I last did that, so my memory on the subject is old.</font></p>

MasterSoySauce
04-27-2006, 10:07 AM
i'm thinking this dude is a fake.

EliSnow
04-27-2006, 10:11 AM
<strong>jess87</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why does ronny always have to be right&nbsp;??? obviously the guys in&nbsp;the studio dont share his free love relationshiop views. hope his wife does cause obviously she isn't enough for him&nbsp; if he is always wanting other&nbsp;chicks&nbsp; .cheating means different things to each individual.&nbsp;he says you don't want to stop a&nbsp; person from growing but how about stop yourself from hurting them .Yes ? No?</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">You're assuming that the view he stated is his view in real life.&nbsp; It may be, or it may not be.&nbsp; He could just be stating it to make a good debate.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Also, he's not always right (at least I don't think he is), but he may believe he is right, and like any person who believes they are right they are going to argue that they are.&nbsp; If the others in the studio can't stand up and disagree and provide good arguments as to why he's wrong, then that's their fault, not his.</font></p>

MobCounty
04-27-2006, 10:11 AM
<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />i'm thinking this dude is a fake. <p>I give it a tossup.</p>

JustJon
04-27-2006, 10:12 AM
<p>
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<strong>Terragen</strong> wrote:<br />
That shirt needs bigger &quot;Ron and Fez&quot; on there - all it says is Ronfez.net in tiny letters. No offense its nice otherwise<br />


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<p><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black"><strong>This is not the final design</strong></font></p>
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<p><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black"><font size="3" face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Not that my opinion really matters, but, I like it overall, but shouldn't there be some mention of Ron in some way?</font></font> </p><p>Or that could be a seperate design fluff is working on.&nbsp;</p>

kdubya
04-27-2006, 10:14 AM
I just about pissed myself laughing at the Connie Chung quote Ron just read, god damn that man is funny

MobCounty
04-27-2006, 10:14 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>jess87</strong> wrote:<br /><p>why does ronny always have to be right&nbsp;??? obviously the guys in&nbsp;the studio dont share his free love relationshiop views. hope his wife does cause obviously she isn't enough for him&nbsp; if he is always wanting other&nbsp;chicks&nbsp; .cheating means different things to each individual.&nbsp;he says you don't want to stop a&nbsp; person from growing but how about stop yourself from hurting them .Yes ? No?</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">You're assuming that the view he stated is his view in real life.&nbsp; It may be, or it may not be.&nbsp; He could just be stating it to make a good debate.</font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">Also, he's not always right (at least I don't think he is), but he may believe he is right, and like any person who believes they are right they are going to argue that they are.&nbsp; If the others in the studio can't stand up and disagree and provide good arguments as to why he's wrong, then that's their fault, not his.</font></p><p>I absolutely love that the guy with numbers and no caps in his name does not get the bit, but they guy without numbers in his board name and caps in the appropriate spots does.&nbsp; Eli for teh win!</p>

EliSnow
04-27-2006, 10:16 AM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><font face="verdana" color="#000000" size="1"><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3" /></font><p>&nbsp;</p>Or that could be a seperate design fluff is working on.&nbsp;<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I was just offering a suggestion.&nbsp; I really do like it a lot.&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></p>

mikeyboy
04-27-2006, 10:18 AM
<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="4">Is Mikeyboy still in the studio ?</font> <p>Nope.</p>

MasterSoySauce
04-27-2006, 10:20 AM
<p>Gotta be Robert Plant, no question. </p>

OGC
04-27-2006, 10:22 AM
<font size="2">Deep Purple did cover &quot;River Deep Mountain High&quot; in 1968. 2 years after the Tina Turner version.</font>

MobCounty
04-27-2006, 10:23 AM
<p>Axle Rose?</p>

MobCounty
04-27-2006, 10:23 AM
No question, Paul Mcartney

EliSnow
04-27-2006, 10:24 AM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<font face="Helv" size="2"> <p>Your thought process is that of someone following &quot;the rules&quot; Ronnie is talking about... It might be more helpful for you to think of him more of playing the Devils advocate roll...</p></font><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Earl, do we have a Devil's Advocate Roll around?&nbsp; I'm stahvin here.</font></p>

ChimneyFish
04-27-2006, 10:27 AM
<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" color="#3366cc" size="2">Al Jourgensen.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#3366cc" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#3366cc" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#3366cc" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#3366cc" size="2">Just a personal favorite.</font></em></strong></p>

Earlshog
04-27-2006, 10:29 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<font face="Helv" size="2"> <p>Your thought process is that of someone following &quot;the rules&quot; Ronnie is talking about... It might be more helpful for you to think of him more of playing the Devils advocate roll...</p></font><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Earl, do we have a Devil's Advocate Roll around?&nbsp; I'm stahvin here.</font></p><p>LOL Mike Tyson would beat me in a spelling B</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How did no one bring up Scott Weiland? He is sick live... Be it STP or VR</p>

MasterSoySauce
04-27-2006, 10:30 AM
Hetfield just stands there. And steven tyler is just a bunch of scarves take them away and he's nothing.

MobCounty
04-27-2006, 10:36 AM
<p>Yeah but liv is teh hawt.. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>err until she turns into Kirsty Alley</p>

Earlshog
04-27-2006, 10:39 AM
<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yeah but liv is teh hawt.. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>err until she turns into Kirsty Alley</p><p><img src="http://www.collisionsafety.net/Allpix/Car%20to%20car%20crash%2013.jpg" border="0" /></p>

ChimneyFish
04-27-2006, 10:44 AM
Maybe he can come to Philly, and get a battery to the skull.

ChimneyFish
04-27-2006, 10:54 AM
<p>Thiesman is a boob.</p><p>I can't stand him whatsoever.</p>

MasterSoySauce
04-27-2006, 10:56 AM
every fox guy sucks, everytime troy aikman is there at an eagles game&nbsp;with some guy they always make the same joke, &quot;I'll bet you're not feeling too safe back in this city.&quot; Fucking blows. &nbsp;

MobCounty
04-27-2006, 11:01 AM
catch you guys tomorrow, take care.

marcymark
04-27-2006, 11:06 AM
<strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br />Get Mikeyboy out of the studio.&nbsp; What a drag.<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; why do so many Dot Commandos dis this guy Mikeyboy?</p>

Earlshog
04-27-2006, 11:34 AM
<strong>marcymark</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br />Get Mikeyboy out of the studio.&nbsp; What a drag.<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; why do so many Dot Commandos dis this guy Mikeyboy?</p><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>are you being sarcastic?</p></font>

marcymark
04-27-2006, 11:46 AM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>marcymark</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br />Get Mikeyboy out of the studio.&nbsp; What a drag.<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; why do so many Dot Commandos dis this guy Mikeyboy?</p><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>are you being sarcastic?</p></font><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; NO i heard him, boring yeah but why all the hate?</p>

Badinia
04-27-2006, 12:01 PM
<p>We were just teasing him, 'cos he's our king Mod. &nbsp;And I don't mean he favors ska music and three-button jackets, although he might.&nbsp; He&nbsp;runs this site and posts the show archives and a buncha stuff.&nbsp;It's tongue in cheek hate.</p><p>The real mystery is how you have&nbsp;posted here 52 times and don't know who Mikeyboy (or, for respect, &quot;Mr. Boy&quot;) is.</p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.badinia.com/twobulls.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

marcymark
04-27-2006, 12:11 PM
that's none of your FUCKING BUSINESS DOG&gt; keep your comments to yourself.kissass

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by marcymark on 4-27-06 @ 4:17 PM</span>

Earlshog
04-27-2006, 12:14 PM
<strong>marcymark</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>marcymark</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br />Get Mikeyboy out of the studio.&nbsp; What a drag.<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; why do so many Dot Commandos dis this guy Mikeyboy?</p><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>are you being sarcastic?</p></font><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; NO i heard him, boring yeah but why all the hate?</p><font face="Helv" size="2"><p>Ladies and gentleman... doesn't get the bit guy....&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" /></p></font>

mikeyboy
04-27-2006, 12:18 PM
<strong>marcymark</strong> wrote:<br />that's none of your FUCKING BUSINESS DOG&gt; keep your comments to yourself. <p>Ah.&nbsp; Look who's back.&nbsp; Instead of serving your two week ban, you decide to start a new user name.&nbsp; That's not allowed, but I'll let that slide.&nbsp; Your other name just became unbanned yesterday anyway.</p><p>Typical response.&nbsp; You asked a question and she reponded.&nbsp; Knock this shit off or I'll ban you again.&nbsp; And if you still have a hard on for going after me, I'll tell you again for the last time -- if you have a problem with me, bring it up via e-mail PM or IM and keep it off the board or you'll be banned for good.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 4-27-06 @ 4:20 PM</span>

Badinia
04-27-2006, 12:34 PM
<p>OOOH I took troll-bait.&nbsp;&nbsp; It's a relief really, I thought Retard Island had gotten internet access.</p><p><img src="http://www.badinia.com/withnailbanner.gif" border="0" /></p>

marcymark
04-27-2006, 12:35 PM
<strong>marcymark</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br />Get Mikeyboy out of the studio.&nbsp; What a drag.<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; why do so many Dot Commandos dis this guy Mikeyboy?</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; you have the wrong guy Mikey boy im new to the board and was just asking a ? actually i was sticking up for you .</p>

mikeyboy
04-27-2006, 12:39 PM
<strong>marcymark</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>marcymark</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br />Get Mikeyboy out of the studio.&nbsp; What a drag.<br /><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; why do so many Dot Commandos dis this guy Mikeyboy?</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; you have the wrong guy Mikey boy im new to the board and was just asking a ? actually i was sticking up for you .</p><p>I know exactly who you are.&nbsp; You don't think we can check when people use multiple user names?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 4-27-06 @ 4:45 PM</span>

marcymark
04-27-2006, 12:56 PM
So Be IT , if thats what you think.

Earlshog
04-27-2006, 01:08 PM
does this make me dosen't get the bit guy?

mikeyboy
04-27-2006, 01:11 PM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br />does this make me dosen't get the bit guy? <p>Nah.&nbsp; It's just a little messageboard drama -- move along.&nbsp; Nothing to see here.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

marcymark
04-27-2006, 01:12 PM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br />does this make me dosen't get the bit guy? <p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; no clue?</p>

Terragen
04-28-2006, 06:11 AM
<p>Great, its gonna smell like coconut PUKE in the studio for the
buddays. Thanks alot OnA for saving the pukage for the XM studio!&nbsp;<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/mad.gif" /><br />
</p><p>Do I have to come up there, Ong-Bak Master Po and destroy the entire OnA staff for this transgression?</p><p>I fear not death, I only live to defend Ron and Fez.<br />
</p><p>&nbsp;VIVA LA RON Y FEZ!<br />
</p>

MobCounty
04-28-2006, 07:26 AM
<p>Morn buddays =).</p>

curtoid
04-28-2006, 07:34 AM
It would have been funny on Wednesday to have had Ron and Fez &quot;show up&quot; in studio at 11am, pretending not to have gotten the memo of the time slot change - and then segue into an AFRO Show until noon.

OGC
04-28-2006, 07:50 AM
<strong>curtoid</strong> wrote:<br />It would have been funny on Wednesday to have had Ron and Fez &quot;show up&quot; in studio at 11am, pretending not to have gotten the memo of the time slot change - and then segue into an AFRO Show until noon. <p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">But to do that Ron would have missed an hour of sleep.</font> </p>

Plethora
04-28-2006, 07:52 AM
<p><em><strong>Radio Psychic -- Radio Psychic</strong></em></p><p>For no particular reason, today's opening song will be...</p><p><em>Iron Man </em>performed by The Cardigans</p><em><strong /></em>

suggums
04-28-2006, 07:55 AM
no it's gonna be a high energy morning with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPes4oUQkK8">the end of biters, by prefuse 73</a>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by suggums on 4-28-06 @ 11:55 AM</span>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 07:56 AM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/gmorn.jpg<br />

EliSnow
04-28-2006, 08:02 AM
<font size="3">Are these new drops?&nbsp; </font>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 08:03 AM
William Shatner

suggums
04-28-2006, 08:03 AM
cant argue with shatner<br />

angelinad128
04-28-2006, 08:03 AM
<p>Morning!</p>

EliSnow
04-28-2006, 08:03 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="5">Shatnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!</font>

Terragen
04-28-2006, 08:03 AM
We've been Shatnered!<br />

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 08:04 AM
<strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">Are these new drops?&nbsp; </font><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">The one is from &quot;Orgasmo&quot;.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Kind of funny &nbsp;flick by Matt &amp; Trey.</font></em></strong></p>

suggums
04-28-2006, 08:05 AM
<p>5 posts in one minute, 4 were about shatner<br /></p><p>angelina why cant you conform?&nbsp;</p>

curtoid
04-28-2006, 08:05 AM
<p>I know it's trendy to say so - but I love this CD.</p><p>Great song to start the show!</p>

EliSnow
04-28-2006, 08:05 AM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EliSnow</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="3">Are these new drops?&nbsp; </font><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">The one is from &quot;Orgasmo&quot;.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Kind of funny &nbsp;flick by Matt &amp; Trey.</font></em></strong></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I recognize a bunch of them from Clerks and other comedies, but I've never heard the show start with these drops.</font></p>

angelinad128
04-28-2006, 08:06 AM
I was just about to sat I like this song! This Shatner album came out last yr

Plethora
04-28-2006, 08:06 AM
Excellent opening song!<br />

Terragen
04-28-2006, 08:08 AM
No East Side Aquarium Face today? No Clear-Boy Retard? What ever shall we do!? REJOICE REJOICE<br />

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 08:09 AM
<p>Robbing a bank,that's so retro.</p><p>Internet ID theft</p><p>Get with the times.</p>

MobCounty
04-28-2006, 08:18 AM
<p>Should I call in and tell Ron, we don't like all the sports talk? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" /></p>

rooter
04-28-2006, 08:19 AM
<p>Sorry Texans fans, looks like you won't be getting Reggie Bush.</p><p>Way to jinx it Fezzy.<br /></p>

Terragen
04-28-2006, 08:22 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>rooter</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry Texans fans, looks like you won't be getting Reggie Bush.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Texans fans? What are they?? <br />
</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

EliSnow
04-28-2006, 08:23 AM
<p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Can someone remind me to make sure my wife cooks on Monday?&nbsp; With this boycott, it looks like I won't be able to order delivery from anywhere in NYC.</font></p>

EliSnow
04-28-2006, 08:24 AM
<strong>Terragen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>rooter</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Sorry Texans fans, looks like you won't be getting Reggie Bush.</p><p>Texans fans? What are they?? <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">You're right.&nbsp; It's an oxymoron.&nbsp;</font></p>

Earlshog
04-28-2006, 08:26 AM
<strong>MobCounty</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Should I call in and tell Ron, we don't like all the sports talk? <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" /></p><p>Please do... </p>

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 08:28 AM
<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I don't know, that scene from Deliverance was pretty damn funny.</font></em></strong></p>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 08:28 AM
<p>I smell a new thread</p><p>Write Fez's rape joke</p>

Earlshog
04-28-2006, 08:30 AM
<p>Punch line has to be...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Pinball machine...</p>

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 08:30 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I smell a new thread</p><p>Write Fez's rape joke</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Nice.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Start er up.</font></em></strong></p>

OGC
04-28-2006, 08:31 AM
<p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="4">Two rapists walk into a bar ....</font></p><p><img height="261" src="http://www.robynsroost.com/other99/lind/reulind36.jpg" width="388" border="0" /></p>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 08:31 AM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I smell a new thread</p><p>Write Fez's rape joke</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Nice.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Start er up.</font></em></strong></p><p><font color="#cc3333" size="2"><em>I'm not putting my name on that.</em></font></p>

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 08:34 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I smell a new thread</p><p>Write Fez's rape joke</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Nice.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Start er up.</font></em></strong></p><p><font color="#cc3333" size="2"><em>I'm not putting my name on that.</em></font></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Me neither.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Very few people acknowledge my posts as it is.</font></em></strong></p>

marcymark
04-28-2006, 08:35 AM
<p>Will it be the Rosie &amp; Fez show?</p>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 08:35 AM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I smell a new thread</p><p>Write Fez's rape joke</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Nice.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Start er up.</font></em></strong></p><p><font color="#cc3333" size="2"><em>I'm not putting my name on that.</em></font></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Me neither.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Very few people acknowledge my posts as it is.</font></em></strong></p><p><font color="#990033" size="4"><em>Post a rape joke, that'll get some attention!</em></font></p>

EliSnow
04-28-2006, 08:36 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">I challenge Fez not only to tell a funny rape joke, but to a funny rape and <u>pants</u> joke.&nbsp; </font>

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 08:38 AM
<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I smell a new thread</p><p>Write Fez's rape joke</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Nice.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Start er up.</font></em></strong></p><p><font color="#cc3333" size="2"><em>I'm not putting my name on that.</em></font></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Me neither.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Very few people acknowledge my posts as it is.</font></em></strong></p><p><font color="#990033" size="4"><em>Post a rape joke, that'll get some attention!</em></font></p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">&quot;L-O-L&quot;</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Yeah, I'm sure I'll get tons of positive feedback from all the Big Ass veterans.</font></em></strong></p>

EliSnow
04-28-2006, 08:40 AM
<font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Did Perry&nbsp;write the Roberto song or did Bitz?</font>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 08:40 AM
<p><font color="#cc3366" size="3"><em>If you're skinny and you don't rape anybody, people think you're decent.</em></font></p><p><font color="#cc3366" size="3"><em>If you're fat and you don't rape anybody, poeple think you've given up on rape.</em></font></p>

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 08:42 AM
I was hopeing for a Presidents Of The United States of America Volcano Parody<font size="-1"><strong /></font>

Plethora
04-28-2006, 08:45 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I smell a new thread</p><p>Write Fez's rape joke</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A guy walks into a restaurant.&nbsp; The hostess says, &quot;Hi, I'm Suzette. You are our 1000th customer!&nbsp; Come over here to our best table, order anything you want and it's on us!&nbsp; Your waiter will be right over.&quot;</p><p>Waiter walks up and says, &quot;I understand that you are our 1000th customer and I am to fulfill whatever you want.&quot;</p><p>The guy places his order, the waiter looks puzzled for a moment and grabs Suzette and disappears into the kitchen.&nbsp; Terrible screams and pots and pans clatter and clang from the kitchen.&nbsp; A few moments later the waiter and Suzette emerge from the kitchen.&nbsp; Suzette looks disheveled.</p><p>The waiter walks up to the guy and says, &quot;I have fulfilled your request, sir.&quot;</p><p>The guy looks at the waiter and then at Suzette, and then realizes... &quot;I said <strong><em>CREPE</em> </strong>Suzette.&quot;</p>

rooter
04-28-2006, 08:48 AM
The joke needs to include George Bush and prison rape.&nbsp; That surely won't upset anyone.<br />

OGC
04-28-2006, 08:50 AM
<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="4">The pad data is usually pretty accurate during the show but for some reason it isn't mentioning anything about the &quot;rape joke&quot; bit</font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by richg0404 on 4-28-06 @ 12:50 PM</span>

Terragen
04-28-2006, 08:51 AM
<p>I noticed they weren't doing the pad data yesterday either.... </p><p>&nbsp;RAPE APE, RAPE APE!<br />
</p>

curtoid
04-28-2006, 08:52 AM
<p><em>Fez: &quot;You have to know what doesn't work before you know what does.&quot;</em></p><p><em>Ron: &quot; Have we been doing that with our careers?&quot;</em></p><p>haha</p>

Earlshog
04-28-2006, 08:52 AM
what does a white girl call sex with a black guy?

OGC
04-28-2006, 08:53 AM
<strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A guy walks into a restaurant.&nbsp; The hostess says, &quot;Hi, I'm Suzette. You are our 1000th customer!&nbsp; Come over here to our best table, order anything you want and it's on us!&nbsp; Your waiter will be right over.&quot;</p><p>Waiter walks up and says, &quot;I understand that you are our 1000th customer and I am to fulfill whatever you want.&quot;</p><p>The guy places his order, the waiter looks puzzled for a moment and grabs Suzette and disappears into the kitchen.&nbsp; Terrible screams and pots and pans clatter and clang from the kitchen.&nbsp; A few moments later the waiter and Suzette emerge from the kitchen.&nbsp; Suzette looks disheveled.</p><p>The waiter walks up to the guy and says, &quot;I have fulfilled your request, sir.&quot;</p><p>The guy looks at the waiter and then at Suzette, and then realizes... &quot;I said <strong><em>CREPE</em> </strong>Suzette.&quot;</p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Not bad, but how can it be a rape joke without the word rape in it ?</font></p>

Dirtybird12
04-28-2006, 08:54 AM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br />what does a white girl call sex with a black guy? <p>heaven?</p>

EliSnow
04-28-2006, 08:55 AM
<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Plethora</strong> wrote:<br /><p>A guy walks into a restaurant.&nbsp; The hostess says, &quot;Hi, I'm Suzette. You are our 1000th customer!&nbsp; Come over here to our best table, order anything you want and it's on us!&nbsp; Your waiter will be right over.&quot;</p><p>Waiter walks up and says, &quot;I understand that you are our 1000th customer and I am to fulfill whatever you want.&quot;</p><p>The guy places his order, the waiter looks puzzled for a moment and grabs Suzette and disappears into the kitchen.&nbsp; Terrible screams and pots and pans clatter and clang from the kitchen.&nbsp; A few moments later the waiter and Suzette emerge from the kitchen.&nbsp; Suzette looks disheveled.</p><p>The waiter walks up to the guy and says, &quot;I have fulfilled your request, sir.&quot;</p><p>The guy looks at the waiter and then at Suzette, and then realizes... &quot;I said <strong><em>CREPE</em> </strong>Suzette.&quot;</p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Not bad, but how can it be a rape joke without the word rape in it ?</font></p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">Because it's clear that a rape took place.&nbsp; I like it.&nbsp; </font></p>

rooter
04-28-2006, 08:56 AM
<p> </p><p>Intro...</p><p>blah blah blah</p><p>rape a baby</p><p>blah blah blah&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>The Aristocrats!</strong> <br /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by rooter on 4-28-06 @ 12:56 PM</span>

Earlshog
04-28-2006, 08:56 AM
prision rape is always good for a chuckle or two...

Badinia
04-28-2006, 09:00 AM
<p>SIDS!<br /></p><p>Aw, man.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Regards, Badinia</p>

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 09:02 AM
<p>the best rape joke is from the movie Dumb and Dumber</p>
<p>&quot;So I Say do Ya Love me</p>
<p>and She Says no But that's a real Nice Ski Mask!&quot;</p>

curtoid
04-28-2006, 09:12 AM
I can't watch this movie; the emotions of 9/11 + corporate cynicism + anger of the state of the world today.

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 09:14 AM
<p>I can't listen to Paul-O give serious reviews.</p><p>Where's Gail?</p>

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 09:17 AM
<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Classic South Park episode with that song.</font></em></strong>

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 09:17 AM
<p>what about Nacho Libre and Talladega Nights the 2 big sumer comedys<br />
</p><p>you got Nacho with the Napolean dynamite kids and Tallagega with
Will Ferrel who isn't a garenteed winner but one of them will be in top
ten of the summer gross i think</p>

angelinad128
04-28-2006, 09:17 AM
Hopefully Gail-o will make an apperance even with the extra meds Paul-o gave her

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 09:19 AM
&quot;Click&quot; is the same Plot as a episode of Weird Science the Tv Series<br />

Earlshog
04-28-2006, 09:19 AM
i wonder if Andre would go see snakes on a plane...

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Earlshog on 4-28-06 @ 1:20 PM</span>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 09:24 AM
<p>Ron: you can kill as many people as you need</p><p>Fez: just pretend they're fetuses</p>

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 09:27 AM
<p>The 'Dead Air&quot; movie Killer</p><p>Would Dumpy Lepresto Turn out to be the Dead air Killer<br />
</p><p>that's kicking it old school for ya <br />
</p>

mikeyboy
04-28-2006, 09:29 AM
<a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/cc/Roberto.mp3" target="_self">Perrynoid's Roberto song</a>

angelinad128
04-28-2006, 09:32 AM
It's sports time with Roberto!!!

Earlshog
04-28-2006, 09:35 AM
Dave is steping all over Roberto..

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 09:38 AM
<p>I can't tell where Dave ends, and Roberto Begins.</p><p>A very in sync comedy team.</p>

MobCounty
04-28-2006, 09:39 AM
ROBERTO GOLD!!

Bobbzilla
04-28-2006, 09:39 AM
ESD is bad normally, but when he breaks out Roberto i have to turn the sound down for a bit :(<br />

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 09:39 AM
<strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I still can't figure out why they play &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; when Roberto's on.</font></em></strong>

angelinad128
04-28-2006, 09:42 AM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I still can't figure out why they play &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; when Roberto's on.</font></em></strong> <p>A very good point. maybe Dave is just a big fan of Europe</p>

Earlshog
04-28-2006, 09:45 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I still can't figure out why they play &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; when Roberto's on.</font></em></strong> <p>A very good point. maybe Dave is just a big fan of Europe</p><p>dosen't make him a bad person</p>

MobCounty
04-28-2006, 09:45 AM
<img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/MobCounty/roberto_06_02.jpg" border="0" />

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 09:46 AM
<strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I still can't figure out why they play &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; when Roberto's on.</font></em></strong> <p>A very good point. maybe Dave is just a big fan of Europe</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I didn't know there was such a thing.</font></em></strong></p>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 09:46 AM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I still can't figure out why they play &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; when Roberto's on.</font></em></strong> <p>A very good point. maybe Dave is just a big fan of Europe</p><p>dosen't make him a bad person</p><p><font color="#990033" size="3"><em>Yes it does</em></font></p>

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 09:47 AM
maybe it's somehow in reference to Arested Devlopment?<br />

angelinad128
04-28-2006, 09:49 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angelinad128</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I still can't figure out why they play &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; when Roberto's on.</font></em></strong> <p>A very good point. maybe Dave is just a big fan of Europe</p><p>dosen't make him a bad person</p><p><font color="#990033" size="3"><em>Yes it does</em></font></p><p>LOL&nbsp;&nbsp; Then I'm horrible, I got that album when I was in 10th grade! </p>

Recyclerz
04-28-2006, 09:50 AM
<p>I don't want to pile on East side Dave because he seems like a good guy but, to me, this Roberto bit has passed the threshold where it can be described in one word:</p><p><strong>Pants.</strong></p>

rooter
04-28-2006, 09:54 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Recyclerz</strong> wrote:<br /><p>it can be described in one word:</p><p><strong>Pants.</strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Pants are evil!&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 09:54 AM
<strong>Recyclerz</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I don't want to pile on East side Dave because he seems like a good guy but, to me, this Roberto bit has passed the threshold where it can be described in one word:</p><p><strong>Pants.</strong></p><p><font color="#990000" size="2"><em>You are wrong sir, I'm still laughing at Roberto's parting shot.</em></font></p>

JustJon
04-28-2006, 09:55 AM
Roberto is comedy gold.&nbsp; Gold, I tells ya!&nbsp; Dave is good, but Roberto is an instant classic.<br />

Furtherman
04-28-2006, 09:55 AM
Roberto rules.

mikeyboy
04-28-2006, 09:57 AM
<strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I still can't figure out why they play &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; when Roberto's on.</font></em></strong> <p>I'm not able to listen right now, but I believe it's an &quot;Arrested Development&quot; reference.&nbsp; Gob Bluth on that show had a bad ventriliquist act and a black puppet named Franklin.&nbsp; &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; was the song that Gob always played when he was doing his magic act.</p>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 09:58 AM
<p>I hate Roberto, his jokes aren't funny.</p><p>This message was edited by Doesn'tGetTheBitGuy on 4-28-06 @ 2:00 PM</p>

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 09:59 AM
<p>Roberto is what keeps dave from jacking during the show im pro
Roberto aslong as he doesn't get East Side sperm on the Door knobs of
the station it's all good</p><p>keep dave's hands busy </p><p>Idel hands are the Ginger's Play thing&nbsp;</p>

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 10:01 AM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I still can't figure out why they play &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; when Roberto's on.</font></em></strong> <p>I'm not able to listen right now, but I believe it's an &quot;Arrested Development&quot; reference.&nbsp; Gob Bluth on that show had a bad ventriliquist act and a black puppet named Franklin.&nbsp; &quot;The Final Countdown&quot; was the song that Gob always played when he was doing his magic act.</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Ahhhh. While I really liked that show, I missed a lot of episodes. Have to get the DVD.</font></em></strong></p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" /></em></strong><font face="Georgia" size="2"><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I gotta give Dave credit, though. The Roberto bit when the kids were on was hilarious.</font></em></strong></p></font></em></strong></p></font>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ChimneyFish on 4-28-06 @ 2:01 PM</span>

MobCounty
04-28-2006, 10:03 AM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hate Roberto, his jokes aren't funny.</p><p>This message was edited by Doesn'tGetTheBitGuy on 4-28-06 @ 2:00 PM</p><p>ohh, nicely done!</p>

MobCounty
04-28-2006, 10:04 AM
IMO, FezPaul has post of the day.!

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 10:05 AM
<p><span class="postbody"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia">I gotta give Dave credit, though. The Roberto bit when the kids were on was hilarious</font></em></strong></font></em></strong></font></font></span></p><p>i thought the Hillariousness came fomr the kids thinking he was weird and sad &nbsp;</p>

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 10:07 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="postbody"><font face="Georgia" size="2"><font face="Georgia" size="2"><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2"><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">I gotta give Dave credit, though. The Roberto bit when the kids were on was hilarious</font></em></strong></font></em></strong></font></font></span> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>i thought the Hillariousness came fomr the kids thinking he was weird and sad &nbsp;</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I meant the whole bit was very &nbsp;funny. The fact that the kids didn't really like him made it even better.</font></em></strong></p>

rooter
04-28-2006, 10:08 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I hate Roberto, his jokes aren't funny.</p><p>This message was edited by Doesn'tGetTheBitGuy on 4-28-06 @ 2:00 PM</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I get the bit and I couldn't agree more.&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 10:11 AM
<p>Some guys I used to work with used to call black people Canadiens too, back in Ohio.</p><p>It had nothing to do with tipping, It was a code word used by OSU students to keep from getting busted by the PC police.</p>

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 10:14 AM
what do you do if you don't have enough money to tip your out and you only have enough to pay for your meal<br />

rooter
04-28-2006, 10:17 AM
<p><strong><br /></strong></p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />what do you do if you don't have enough money to tip your out and you only have enough to pay for your meal<br />
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Stay home.</strong> <br /></p>

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 10:19 AM
your already out and your starvin<br />

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 10:20 AM
<strong>rooter</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><br /></strong></p><strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />what do you do if you don't have enough money to tip your out and you only have enough to pay for your meal<br /><p><strong>Stay home.</strong> <br /></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Exactly</font></p>

Badinia
04-28-2006, 10:20 AM
<p>Options:</p><p>Make yourself a dang mac-n-cheese at home</p><p>Fast Food</p><p>I got that line once or twice when I was a waitress in my college town, and it cuts no ice.&nbsp; I'm sorry.</p><p><img src="http://www.badinia.com/badiniamarquee.gif" border="0" /></p>

Dan G
04-28-2006, 10:21 AM
Sorry Ron, I just had to post <a href="http://www.bitterwaitress.com/std/index.html?detail=1&id=3233">this</a>.

ChimneyFish
04-28-2006, 10:21 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />what do you do if you don't have enough money to tip your out and you only have enough to pay for your meal<br /><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">Run like the dickens.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Who the fuck does this Canuck think he is????<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/annoyed.gif" border="0" /></font></em></strong></p>

Sheeplovr
04-28-2006, 10:22 AM
<p>Make yourself a dang mac-n-cheese at home</p>
<p>Fast Food</p>
<p>I got that line once or twice when I was a waitress in my college town, and it cuts no ice.&nbsp; I'm sorry</p>
<p></p><p>It's 3 am your already out and you don't eat cheese&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
04-28-2006, 10:23 AM
<strong>Dango727</strong> wrote:<br />Sorry Ron, I just had to post <a href="http://www.bitterwaitress.com/std/index.html?detail=1&id=3233">this</a>. <p><font color="#cc3300" size="3"><em>You Rock.</em></font></p>