Jocefus and I are having a debate

[Bestinshow]

Jocefus and I, during our busy day at work, are Im'ing each other over an important topic. You know if its interfering with our work it has to be an important question. Okay here it goes. What is the proper wording of the following insult? YOu are as useless as tits on a bull or as useless as tits on a bullfrog?

[Marc with a c]

bull

[Bestinshow]

oh and Joe thinks its important I tell u his pick is tits on a bull.

[AngelAmy]

It's tits on a bull....bullfrog wouldn't be ironic.  It's not like there is a cowfrog, even though that would be awesome.

[Bestinshow]

<p>not meant to be ironic..what use would tits have on a bullfrog.. but i would love to see a&nbsp; cowfrog, with or without tits</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Bull.

[Bestinshow]

I guess i can see it both ways, thats just the way ive always heard it. Than again I grew up in Brooklyn and most people from &nbsp;Brooklyn are retarded.

[Marc with a c]

<strong>Bestinshow</strong> wrote:<br />I guess i can see it both ways, thats just the way ive always heard it. Than again I grew up in Brooklyn and most people from &nbsp;Brooklyn are retarded. <p>both ways? the saying isnt both, it's just bull.&nbsp; im from brooklyn and i have never heard bullfrog.&nbsp; if i had i would have told that person they are an idiot.</p>

[Bestinshow]

I rest my case

[BeerBandit]

When dealing with questionable cliches, it is best to move with the progression of irony.&nbsp; The orginal saying would be &quot;tits on a bull&quot;, rather&nbsp;worthless to have tits on a bull when the cow is more likely.&nbsp; Moving along the irony scale, &quot;tits on a bullfrog&quot; is a step past tits on a bull since neither a female nor a male bullfrog has tits.

[Bestinshow]

Hence the useless angle? maybe , maybe not, just a thought to stimulate the mind. Ive probably heard the idiot version,the other makes more sense. Its just that it sounds funny to me. Just curious if anyone else heard it.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bestinshow on 4-25-06 @ 4:26 PM</span>

[shamus mcfitzy]

i think you should stick with tits on a bullfrog. I always heard it as bull, but bullfrog&nbsp; is actually better. Either way I think that a bull with tits or a bullfrog with tits is fairly useful. I'd actually like to taste frog milk.

[Bestinshow]

I wonder how chocolate frog milk would be? hmmm

[Reephdweller]

<strong>AngelAmy</strong> wrote:<br />It's tits on a bull....bullfrog wouldn't be ironic.&nbsp; It's not like there is a cowfrog, even though that would be awesome. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now I'm starvin'!</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<h1>tits on a keyboard</h1><p>&lt;<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/49891/currentpage/contents/jargon.html">jargon</a>&gt; Small bumps on certain keycaps to help touch-typists find the home keys (ASDF and JKL;) without looking. They are nearly always on the &quot;F&quot; and &quot;J&quot; of a <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/49891/currentpage/foldoc.cgi?QWERTY">QWERTY</a> and the &quot;5&quot; of a numeric keypad. The <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/49891/currentpage/foldoc.cgi?Macintosh">Macintosh</a>, perverse as usual, has them on the &quot;D&quot; and &quot;K&quot; keys. </p><p>This term is based on the vernacular American expression &quot;as useful as tits on a boar&quot; (or boar-hog, bull, bullfrog, or many other variants), meaning &quot;not useful&quot;. </p>

[jocefus]

funkman u always know how to get a boy hot....<br />

[Bestinshow]

<p>Funkman is DA MAN<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /><img height="20" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" width="19" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(or boar-hog, <strong>bull, bullfrog</strong>, or many other variants),</p><p>See we are both right. Great minds think alike.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bestinshow on 4-25-06 @ 5:10 PM</span>

[silera]

<p>The <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/49891/currentpage/foldoc.cgi?Macintosh">Macintosh</a>, perverse as usual, has them on the &quot;D&quot; and &quot;K&quot; keys</p><p>I wish K was a euphamism for a dirty word.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>jocefus</strong> wrote:<br />funkman u always know how to get a boy hot....<br /><p><strong>Bestinshow</strong> wrote:</p><p><font size="1">Funkman is DA MAN<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /><img height="20" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" width="19" border="0" /> </font></p><p>Yes, it's all true!&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p><p>i'm actually rubbing my little keyboard tits right now as i work my mouse... hmmm!&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>

[Bestinshow]

I would definitely put one on the C key

[silera]

<p>After further consideration, if the Macintosh placed the &quot;i&quot; and the &quot;c&quot; between the &quot;d&quot; and the &quot;k&quot; they would have created a tit fucking key board.</p><p>However, the inventor of the Macintosh was obviously much less perverse than myself.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>After further consideration, if the Macintosh placed the &quot;i&quot; and the &quot;c&quot; between the &quot;d&quot; and the &quot;k&quot; they would have created a tit fucking key board.</p><p>However, the inventor of the Macintosh was obviously much less perverse than myself.</p><p>&quot;i c&quot; &nbsp;is what comes out after you rub the&nbsp; &quot;d k&quot;</p>

[silera]

<p>Impregnating Cum?</p>

[FUNKMAN]

unless you enter a colon...

[silera]

<p>I'm glad I helped you all reach &quot;the gay&quot; with the first page response minimum.</p><p>My job here is done.</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I've never heard &quot;bullfrog&quot; used in the phrase in my entire life, but apparently some people have.&nbsp; </p><p>And as a Mac user, let me assure you that the keyboard tits are on the F and J keys. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[ADF]

<p><font size="4">Hey everybody, spell &quot;I Cup&quot; out loud.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="1">(tee hee! this is going to be so funny!)&nbsp;</font></p>

[nickeye]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Bestinshow</strong> wrote:<br />Jocefus and I, during our busy day at work, are Im'ing each other over an important topic. You know if its interfering with our work it has to be an important question. Okay here it goes. What is the proper wording of the following insult? YOu are as useless as tits on a bull or as useless as tits on a bullfrog?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think it goes, &quot;You're as useless as two guys IM'ing at work&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SinA]

<p>I've always liked: </p><p>As busy as jumper cables at a puerto rican wedidng.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>edit:&nbsp;&nbsp; it's bull</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 4-25-06 @ 8:09 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

<p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/foghorn.gif<br /></p><p><font size="2">About as bright as a sack of wet mice.</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<img height="326" src="http://www.lasvegas-nv.com/showpics/pennandteller.jpg" width="304" border="0" />

[kdubya]

Tits on a bull. A bull is always male, but a bullfrog can be male or female, so about half of bullfrogs would have tits

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><a href="http://computing-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/tits+on+a+keyboard" target="_self" title="link">&nbsp;Link</a></p><p></p><table border="0"><tr><td><strong>tits on a keyboard</strong> - Small bumps on certain keycaps to help touch-typists
find the home keys (ASDF and JKL;) without looking. They are
nearly always on the &quot;F&quot; and &quot;J&quot; of a <a href="http://computing-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/QWERTY">QWERTY</a> and the &quot;5&quot; of
a numeric keypad. The <a href="http://computing-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Macintosh">Macintosh</a>, perverse as usual, has
them on the &quot;D&quot; and &quot;K&quot; keys.<br /><br />This term is based on the vernacular American expression &quot;as
useful as tits on a boar&quot; (or boar-hog, bull, bullfrog, or
many other variants), meaning &quot;not useful&quot;.</td><td><br /></td></tr></table>Sources=Sources | 64<font style="font-size: 1px;"><br /></font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This discussion is . . . . nah. Too easy. &nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<p>Frogs don't have tits, they're not mammals.</p><p>This message was edited by LarryLiteral on 4-25-06 @ 8:40 PM</p>

[nevnut]

<strong>kdubya</strong> wrote:<br />Tits on a bull. A bull is always male, but a bullfrog can be male or female, so about half of bullfrogs would have tits <p>I've always heard tits on a boar. But what the fuck do I know??</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>a banana slug has both a penis and a vagina</p><p>but no tits</p>

[SinA]

<p>nevermind</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SinA on 4-25-06 @ 11:17 PM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>a banana slug has both a penis and a vagina</p><p>but no tits</p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.slugweb.com/images/nat_slug_270x200.jpg" width="265" border="0" /></p><p>HI Big Dick Daddy!</p>