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Bulldogcakes
04-25-2006, 04:47 PM
<p><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-2151228,00.html" target="_self" title="story">Story</a></p><p><font size="2">Kevin Costner has been revealed as the celebrity
accused of performing a sex act while having a massage at a prestigious
hotel in Scotland, after a tribunal ruled there was not a strong enough
reason to keep his name suppressed.</font>
</p><p><font size="2">The Hollywood star was accused of taking off his
towel during the massage at The Old Course Hotel in St Andrews, Fife,
in October 2004, exposing himself and then performing a sex act.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,11069-2151228,00.html" target="_self" title="story"></a>
Death Metal Moe
04-25-2006, 04:49 PM
<p>I LOVE when I see this.&nbsp; Some of these asshole celebs think they exist on a different level than us.&nbsp; Love to see them taken back down to Earth.</p><p>That is sexual harrasment, and she doesn't have to take it.</p>
SatCam
04-25-2006, 04:51 PM
http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza003.jpg

"It moved..."
Sheeplovr
04-25-2006, 04:53 PM
<p><span class="postbody"><font size="2">and then performing a sex act.</font></span></p><p>Exotic Dances with wolves?</p><p>VagWater World?</p><p>TinCup out his ass?</p><p>Field of Wet Dreams?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
SatCam
04-25-2006, 04:56 PM
Now that the press knows who dunnit, it will probably be costing him big bucks
SatCam
04-25-2006, 04:59 PM
In A Perfect World, there wouldn't be pervs like this


<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:6px">On second thought, the movie was about pedophilia</span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by SatCam on 4-25-06 @ 9:00 PM</span>
Bulldogcakes
04-25-2006, 05:00 PM
He's always struck me as too boring to do anything crazy like this. <br />
SatCam
04-25-2006, 05:02 PM
This is just a Testament to the transparency of Hollywood actors and actresses
FUNKMAN
04-25-2006, 05:02 PM
he has just become East Side Dave's new hero...
SatCam
04-25-2006, 05:03 PM
The victim says she will never work The Night Shift again
Death Metal Moe
04-25-2006, 05:07 PM
He told her &quot;Hey, at least THIS isn't Untouchable baby.&quot;
Death Metal Moe
04-25-2006, 05:08 PM
He's uncut, so he took it out and then peeled back his Robin HOOD&nbsp;off his helmet.
Death Metal Moe
04-25-2006, 05:09 PM
He opened up his robe and said &quot;Boy, someone's going to be spending a lot of time on IMDB trying to make fun of me once the press hears this!&quot;
Bulldogcakes
04-25-2006, 05:14 PM
<p><img width="277" height="201" border="0" src="http://www.brad.ac.uk/admin/pr/pressreleases/masseuse.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;<br /><br />Caption this. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="350" height="350" border="0" src="http://www.u-blog.net/vanessadasilva/img/103.jpg" /><br />&nbsp;</p><p>Or this.&nbsp;</p>
Recyclerz
04-25-2006, 05:24 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />He opened up his robe and said &quot;Boy, someone's going to be spending a lot of time on IMDB trying to make fun of me once the press hears this!&quot; <p>You got that right Moe!</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000126/"><strong>Crash Davis</strong></a>: Yeah, I was in the show. I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your&nbsp;<em><strong>schlong</strong></em> in the show, somebody else&nbsp;<em><strong>tickles</strong></em> your <em><strong>bag</strong></em>. It was great. You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains <em><strong>and keep their traps shut about the happy endings! <br /></strong></em></p><p><img height="400" src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/bull_durham/_group_photos/kevin_costner2.jpg" width="269" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>
narc
04-25-2006, 05:31 PM
How do we know it wasn't a dude?

Nevermind. How about "Watersports World?"

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by narc on 4-25-06 @ 9:33 PM</span>
Recyclerz
04-25-2006, 05:34 PM
<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/name/nm0000126/"><strong>Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy</strong></a>: Does my inner child need a spanking?&nbsp;<em> <strong>No but my monkey does!</strong></em> <p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="191" src="http://www.dreamagic.com/vivianrose/tin.gif" width="129" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Recyclerz on 4-25-06 @ 9:35 PM</span>
Judge Smails
04-25-2006, 06:36 PM
<p>&quot;If you touch it, he will cum&quot;</p><p><img height="201" src="http://www.brad.ac.uk/admin/pr/pressreleases/masseuse.jpg" width="277" border="0" /></p>
Sheeplovr
04-25-2006, 06:42 PM
<p>The Upside of Nutsac</p><p>Bull Dyke Durham&nbsp;</p>
narc
04-25-2006, 06:44 PM
Massage in a butthole
FUNKMAN
04-25-2006, 06:49 PM
<font size="2">Squirter World</font>
Sheeplovr
04-25-2006, 07:02 PM
3000 Miles to Gangbang<br />
FUNKMAN
04-25-2006, 07:03 PM
<font size="3">Jiz Cup</font>
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-25-2006, 07:05 PM
<p>He's been a boring douche since Water World. And The Postman. </p><p>This doesn't surprise me.</p>
ADF
04-25-2006, 07:10 PM
Field of Creams.<br />
FUNKMAN
04-25-2006, 07:13 PM
<font size="3">Jackit Earp</font>
ADF
04-25-2006, 07:13 PM
Wyatt Slurp.<br />
Sheeplovr
04-25-2006, 07:14 PM
<p>I enjoy <span class="postbody">Water World. And The Postman they are so oddly entertaining to me</span></p><p>The Hot Bodyguard okay thats just aweful sorry&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
FUNKMAN
04-25-2006, 07:18 PM
Wyatt Spurt
ADF
04-25-2006, 07:18 PM
Dildorado.
SinA
04-25-2006, 07:20 PM
<p>Field of Creams</p><p>&quot;if you build it...&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>too easy?</p>
ADF
04-25-2006, 07:21 PM
The Touchables.<br />
ADF
04-25-2006, 07:22 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Field of Creams</p><p>&quot;if you build it...&quot;</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>too easy?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yes, I already did that one.&nbsp;</p>
FUNKMAN
04-25-2006, 07:23 PM
<font size="3">Pull Durham</font>
Death Metal Moe
04-25-2006, 07:26 PM
<p>Maybe he'll get in so much trouble he'll do Paul O's miserable piece of shit movie for free just for some publicity.</p><p>Make the call Paul.</p>
SinA
04-25-2006, 07:30 PM
<strong>ADF</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Field of Creams</p><p>&quot;if you build it...&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>too easy?</p><p>Yes, I already did that one.&nbsp;</p><p>The Postwhore</p>
narc
04-25-2006, 08:17 PM
Thirteen Pumps
FezPaul
04-25-2006, 08:21 PM
<p><font size="4">J</font> erkin'</p><p><font size="4">F</font> uckin'</p><p><font size="4">K</font> ostner</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I suck</p>
PapaBear
04-25-2006, 10:25 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />The victim says she will never work The Night Shift again <p>I believe you meant to say &quot;Night <strong>SHAFT</strong>&quot;</p>
thepaulo
04-26-2006, 12:57 AM
I'd take Costner over 95% of the dickweeds in hollywood...and yes I'm talking about you Deniro and Pacino
Doogie
04-26-2006, 03:33 AM
<p>&quot;The upside of massages&quot;</p><p>&quot;Open Asses&quot;</p>
JesterOfSadness
04-26-2006, 03:42 AM
<p><em>Play It to the Boner</em></p><p><em>Jizzle Beach, U.S.A.</em></p><p><em>Thirteen Seconds</em></p><p><em>The Cumrunner</em></p>