Knock, knock. Who's there? Rapist...

[SinA]

anyone?

[FezPaul]

<font color="#0000ff" size="7">PANTS!!!!!</font>

[El Mudo]

h?

[KennethC]

<p>Q. What do you call a 40-foot tall sexual predator who rides around on top a yellow van driven by a dog?</p><p>A. Rape Ape</p>

[FezPaul]

<p>Knock,knock</p><p>Who's there?</p><p>Rapist</p><p>Rapist who?</p><p>Ray pissed off a lot of people</p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/00001.jpg<br /></p>

[Plethora]

<p>I like the clean simplicity of KC's joke. Here's the wordy one I posted over in the listening thread, just reposting it here so that Fez has easy access to all of the jokes in one place over the weekend.</p><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p>A guy walks into a restaurant. The hostess says, &quot;Hi, I'm Suzette. You're our 1000th customer! Come over here to our best table, order anything you want and it's on us! Your waiter will be right over.&quot;<br /><br />Waiter walks up and says, &quot;I understand that you are our 1000th customer and I am to fulfill whatever you want.&quot;<br /><br />The guy places his order.&nbsp; The waiter looks puzzled for a moment, grabs Suzette and disappears into the kitchen. Terrible screams and pots and pans clatter and clang from the kitchen. A few moments later the waiter and Suzette emerge from the kitchen. Suzette looks disheveled.<br /><br />The waiter walks up to the guy and says, &quot;I have fulfilled your request, sir.&quot;<br /><br />The guy looks at the waiter, then at Suzette, and realizes... &quot;I said <em><strong>CREPE </strong></em>Suzette.&quot;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Plethora on 4-28-06 @ 1:17 PM</span>

[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>almost a rape joke on <a href="http://wwtdd.com/index.php?type=one&i=873" target="_self">wwtdd</a></p>

[Rancidcuntjuice]

<p>Knock, Knock.</p><p>Who's there?</p><p>Rape.</p><p>Rape who?</p><p>Ray Poo is what you have on your dick after having&nbsp;anal sex with Howard Stern's mother.</p><p>______</p><p>Why did Silly Saudi stuff his wife's private parts with dried fruit?</p><p>He wanted to date rape her.</p><p>______</p><p>Who is the Cartoon Network's most notorious sexual offender?</p><p>Rape Ape</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Rancidcuntjuice on 4-28-06 @ 8:34 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>5 inmates escaped from the illinois state penetentiary last night. when the warden was interviewed today he was amazed they got away especially when the inmates&nbsp;would stop every 5 minutes to rape each other</p><p>inmates started a riot today when they heard prison officials were opening their mail which the inmates considered a invasion of privacy. on the other hand the inmates had no problem with the daily anal rape</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>knock knock?</p><p>who's there?</p><p>be.</p><p>be who?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img title="http://www.usesoap.com/news/nfl_week14.htm" height="83" alt="" src="http://images.picsearch.com/is?4831396734572" width="128" border="0" /></p>

[Furtherman]

<p><img height="238" src="http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=up&s=iw&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=10477&sv=0a30052b&ip=a64d0604&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crappersquarterly.com%2Fimages% 2Fsnl%2Fsnljtorg-gameshow-celebrity_jeopardy-an_anal_bum_cover-01.jpg" width="350" border="0" /></p><p>I'll take The rapist for 200 Alex.</p>

[Plethora]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img width="350" height="238" border="0" src="http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=up&s=iw&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=10477&sv=0a30052b&ip=a64d0604&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crappersquarterly.com%2Fimages% 2Fsnl%2Fsnljtorg-gameshow-celebrity_jeopardy-an_anal_bum_cover-01.jpg" /></p><p>I'll take The rapist for 200 Alex.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

[ChimneyFish]

<p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I'm glad someone started this thread, because I sure as hell wasn't going to.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">Kind of stealing from O&amp;A, but kind of stealing from 60 Minutes, but kind of stealing from a retard. Anyway, here goes........</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2">Knock, knock.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2">Who's there????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2">Olive.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2">Olive who????</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2">Olive to rape and sodomize young children.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2" /></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" size="2">Too far????</font></em></strong></p>

[scottinnj]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>ChimneyFish</strong> wrote:<br /></p>[quote]<strong /><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif">I'm glad someone started this thread, because I sure as hell wasn't going to.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" /></em><font size="2" face="Georgia" /></strong></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia">Kind of stealing from O&amp;A, but kind of stealing from 60 Minutes, but kind of stealing from a retard. Anyway, here goes........</font></em></strong></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" /></em><font size="2" face="Georgia" /></strong></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033">Knock, knock.</font></em></strong></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033">Who's there????</font></em></strong></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033">Olive.</font></em></strong></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033">Olive who????</font></em></strong></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033">Olive to rape and sodomize young children.</font></em></strong></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></strong></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></strong></font></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></strong></font></font></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></strong></font></font></font></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></strong></font></font></font></font></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></strong></font></font></font></font></font></font></font></p><p><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033"><strong><em><font size="2" face="Georgia" color="#ff0033" /></

[bitterbuffalo]

<p><img width="310" height="237" border="0" src="http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/10/analrapist.jpg" /></p><p>R.I.P.&nbsp;</p>

[Billy Staples]

<strong>bitterbuffalo</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="237" src="http://www.tvsquad.com/images/2005/10/analrapist.jpg" width="310" border="0" /></p><p>R.I.P.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><u><font size="3"><strong>Top of the pyramid</strong></font></u></p><p><img height="287" src="http://www.chem.ucla.edu/~alice/explorations/write/pyramid.gif" width="357" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>SHIT!&nbsp; Top of the pyramid already?</p><p>I guess I'll just be putting these Kobe pics back where I found them....</p>

[silera]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img title="Unidentified Rape Victim Tells Her Story" height="262" alt="Unidentified Rape Victim Tells Her Story" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/silera/smurfrape.jpg" width="201" border="0" /></p><p>The unidentified victim claims she yelled smurf.</p>

[silera]

<p><img height="300" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/silera/smurf-paintcopy.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>In breaking news, police are looking for this man to question him regarding the alleged incidents.</p>

[SinA]

<p><img height="400" src="http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/2k.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p><p>no joke really, i've just been waiting for a chance to post this pic</p>

[OGC]

<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="324" src="http://webpages.charter.net/s_a/c.images/2k.jpg" width="342" border="0" /></p><p>no joke really, i've just been waiting for a chance to post this pic</p><p><font size="2">I know I'm a pervert for what I am thinking.</font></p>

[suggums]

maybe fez is straight after all<br />

[silera]

<p><img height="424" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/silera/suspects13copy.jpg" width="478" align="middle" border="0" /></p>

[SinA]

<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img height="424" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/silera/suspects13copy.jpg" width="478" align="middle" border="0" /></p><p>you bleu everyone but the&nbsp;baldwin</p><p>oh...</p>

[silera]

<p>It's actually the other way around........</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[MobCounty]

<p>Knock knock</p><p>-</p><p>Who's there?</p><p>-</p><p>Drunk Ray</p><p>-</p><p>Drunk Ray who?</p><p>-</p><p>Drunk Ray-pissed himself....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" border="0" /></p>

[MobCounty]

fug, nevermind.. I saw a 'ray pissed' got posted already..

[FUNKMAN]

<p>knock knock</p><p>who's there?</p><p>orange</p><p>orange who?</p><p>orange you glad i didn't say rape?</p>

[MobCounty]

<p>Knock knock</p><p>Whos there?</p><p>Ever</p><p>Ever who?</p><p>Ever have your shit pushed in?..</p>