what word/phrase do you hate? [Archive]

trackstand

04-30-2006, 01:55 PM

After more than a decade, I still fucking hate the phrase:MY BAD.Stop ripping the English language to shreds just because you can't speak it properly, assholes.   RIPPING!

SatCam

04-30-2006, 02:08 PM

flocinaucinihilipiliphication

Judge Smails

04-30-2006, 02:14 PM

Penultimate

SatCam

04-30-2006, 02:15 PM

no

reeshy

04-30-2006, 02:17 PM

Will the defendant please rise!!!!!!!!

SatCam

04-30-2006, 02:18 PM

You have the right to remain silent

BoondockSaint

04-30-2006, 02:49 PM

Last call.

FezPaul

04-30-2006, 02:56 PM

Step it upBoo-yaAnd the D-backs lose againBig Ass Card Holder (say some numbers)

SatCam

04-30-2006, 03:05 PM

It's so small!!!

MadMatt

04-30-2006, 03:18 PM

Saying "Boo-ya" has almost become a punchable offense.Also, using nouns as verbs is a huge pet peeve of mine.  For example "It's a new way to Business."  No it's not.  It may be a new way to run your business or complete a business transaction, but you cant "business" anything!(whew...) OK, I feel better now.

This message was edited by MadMatt on 4-30-06 @ 7:20 PM

OGC

04-30-2006, 03:22 PM

giving 120%who are you kididng no one ever gives more than 30% anymore

FezPaul

04-30-2006, 03:30 PM

LOL

keithy_19

04-30-2006, 03:36 PM

Mad.

torker

04-30-2006, 03:42 PM

Basically...

FezPaul

04-30-2006, 03:44 PM

ya know

FUNKMAN

04-30-2006, 03:46 PM

what?

FezPaul

04-30-2006, 03:47 PM

License and registration please.....

FezPaul

04-30-2006, 03:51 PM

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuussse mmmeeeeeeee.Okay, I haven't heard this in 25 years.But at the time it was really annoying.

trackstand

04-30-2006, 03:53 PM

"Saying "Boo-ya" has almost become a punchable offense."Only if you don't follow with Kasha!

MHasegawa

04-30-2006, 04:05 PM

putting the word "like" in a sentence over and over again

FUNKMAN

04-30-2006, 04:07 PM

ight

towny

04-30-2006, 04:16 PM

you "stole my thunder"

FUNKMAN

04-30-2006, 04:21 PM

towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" i was gonna say that....how about"i gotta pee so bad my tonsils are floating"

Badinia

04-30-2006, 04:21 PM

It's been bugging me for twenty years. It's "party" used as a verb.Regards, Badinia <img src="http://www.badinia.com/alex.gif" border="0" />

SatCam

04-30-2006, 04:23 PM

Any Doors song

mdr55

04-30-2006, 04:24 PM

but we're family

OGC

04-30-2006, 04:31 PM

MHasegawa wrote: putting the word "like" in a sentence over and over again Ugh, I stopped at my favorite coffee shop yesterday. while standing in line, I could feel my IQ decreasing a point or two everytime one of the airheads behind the counter said the word "like"I will be Fez's neighbor after too many more visits there.

SatCam

04-30-2006, 04:31 PM

rape

GwEnYpOo

04-30-2006, 05:01 PM

"boo-ya-kasha""coolie""i dont think i can cum anymore"

FezPaul

04-30-2006, 05:13 PM

It's all good

sr71blackbird

04-30-2006, 05:17 PM

"I dont want to have sex" "copasetic"

mendyweiss

04-30-2006, 05:44 PM

Now that's what I'm talking about!No, Schmuck thats what I'm talking about!

Gvac

04-30-2006, 05:46 PM

Amen to "LOL"Someone has to come up with a better alternative for denoting laughter in text and internet speech.  "LOL" literally makes me cringe.  I'll add "dawg" although everyone in America besides Randy Jackson seems to be getting sick of it too.

mdr55

04-30-2006, 05:55 PM

yo momma

FUNKMAN

04-30-2006, 06:02 PM

barely legal

FezPaul

04-30-2006, 06:02 PM

We're takin' a break,it's the Ron & Fez Show.............

Death Metal Moe

04-30-2006, 06:03 PM

Frank Black

FezPaul

04-30-2006, 06:03 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: barely legal Just bumpin' this for ya

FUNKMAN

04-30-2006, 06:04 PM

'white trash'  or 'trailer trash'

Bulldogcakes

04-30-2006, 06:22 PM

I hate it whenever someone says "In-ter-est-ing", Instead of intresting.

Death Metal Moe

04-30-2006, 06:24 PM

<img height="600" src="http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/simpsons/HomerSimpson20.gif" width="340" border="0" />'It's nucular....nucular."

suggums

04-30-2006, 06:24 PM

i hate it the most when people like our pres say 'instresting'

MobCounty

04-30-2006, 06:33 PM

Bulldogcakes wrote: I hate it whenever someone says "In-ter-est-ing", Instead of intresting. ooops..  Thanks for the heads up.

MobCounty

04-30-2006, 06:33 PM

"is it in yet?"

kdubya

04-30-2006, 06:41 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: After more than a decade, I still fucking hate the phrase:MY BAD.Stop ripping the English language to shreds just because you can't speak it properly, assholes.I second that one, and add when someone says something pauses and says......Not. Luckily it's pretty rare anymore, but I still catch one of my older coworkers bringing it up when ever they are trying to be hip.

FUNKMAN

04-30-2006, 06:43 PM

Judge Smails

04-30-2006, 07:28 PM

"We have big plans for them."

legroommusic

04-30-2006, 07:56 PM

getting called "boss" or "cheif" by a little foreigner

CYYYFYYY

04-30-2006, 08:37 PM

Working hard or hardly wokring

PapaBear

04-30-2006, 08:47 PM

When delivering a pizza in the rain... "stay dry".

MobCounty

04-30-2006, 09:17 PM

"waasssaaabi""oh no you di'nnt""talk to the hand""yeah, i know""thats hot"anything with the word "bling" in it

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

04-30-2006, 09:47 PM

Not sure if this has been addressedIRREGARDLESS.It regardless

PapaBear

04-30-2006, 11:14 PM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt wrote: Not sure if this has been addressedIRREGARDLESS.It regardlessCorrection... I think you meant to say "It be regardless". Just messing with you, ASF. That one bothers me, too.Another one that gets me is "quote (whatever the person is quoting), unquote". It should be "quote (whatever the person is quoting), end quote". You can't unquote something.

Coach

05-01-2006, 12:15 AM

" East Side Dave coming into the studio"

BeerBandit

05-01-2006, 02:10 AM

Not for NothingIt is what it is Leave me alone if you can't articulate a thought above these two vagueries.

AppleBoy

05-01-2006, 03:17 AM

When my boss wants me to call someone, he asks me to 'reach out' to them.  I work in engineering.  No need to get emotionally involved in order to get the job done.

A.J.

05-01-2006, 03:20 AM

"Let's just be friends."

A.J.

05-01-2006, 03:25 AM

Oh yeah..."Quick question".

SatCam

05-01-2006, 11:33 AM

second degree manslaughter

J.Clints

05-01-2006, 11:51 AM

I hate the phrase shut up.

reeshy

05-01-2006, 11:58 AM

Not now....I have a headache!!!!!

SatCam

05-01-2006, 11:59 AM

erectile disfunction

FezPaul

05-01-2006, 12:05 PM

Brewer's Droop

reeshy

05-01-2006, 12:07 PM

I'm sorry....but see this spot on your x-ray......

Dougie Brootal

05-01-2006, 12:09 PM

git-r-doneightdawgoff the chain, off the hook"that junt is tight"edit: where you atwhatchoo' be doin

This message was edited by douggrasso on 5-1-06 @ 4:11 PM

scorpion

05-01-2006, 12:14 PM

Honey the test came back positive....

PapaBear

05-01-2006, 01:04 PM

Deplane. (and I don't mean what Tattu would say on Fantasy Island)If Deplane is a word, does that mean when I get home from work, I decar? Pardon me while I dechair and go fix dinner.

FezPaul

05-01-2006, 01:08 PM

PapaBear wrote: Deplane. (and I don't mean what Tattu would say on Fantasy Island)If Deplane is a word, does that mean when I get home from work, I decar? Pardon me while I dechair and go fix dinner.Papa Bear, ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for him!!!*clap*clap*clap*clap*

FUNKMAN

05-01-2006, 02:06 PM

"that's gonna cost you extra"

FezPaul

05-01-2006, 02:09 PM

If I tell ya, I'll have to kill ya.

FUNKMAN

05-01-2006, 02:12 PM

" oh no, it''s too big to go in there "

FezPaul

05-01-2006, 02:15 PM

"One more thing, I need to check your prostate............"

WhistlePig

05-03-2006, 08:31 AM

24/7

Death Metal Moe

05-03-2006, 08:36 AM

"Do what you gotta do."And I use the phrase which sucks even more.  I'll say it, then stop myself and kinda mentally slap myself for saying it.

SatCam

05-03-2006, 10:35 AM

Free Membership!*

FUNKMAN

05-03-2006, 10:39 AM

" something just went in my eye "

ChimneyFish

05-04-2006, 06:36 AM

"That was an exciting game", when refering to baseball.

dereckfishboy

05-04-2006, 06:50 AM

peace and chicken grease

ChimneyFish

05-04-2006, 07:02 AM

dereckfishboy wrote: peace and chicken grease People actually say that????I don't know what your avatar is, but is disturbing me.

ShelleBink

05-04-2006, 07:16 AM

"Can I ask you a question?"You just did.******These are attributed to my dad, who, I think is stuck living in the '40s. When going into the bathroom either its  "Gotta go into the rain room" or "Gotta go drain the radiator" When walking and farting "Ooops, stepped on a duck."My dad is the epitome of the proverbial American sitcom dad.  Its scary.

Tall_James

05-04-2006, 07:29 AM

"You're not living up to your potential."Go fuck yourself and judge your own meaningless existance you piece of shit.

Tall_James

05-04-2006, 07:31 AM

I hate it when someone says "No worries" instead of "No problem".  What are we - in fucking Australia?  Are you Paul Hogan or something?

A.J.

05-04-2006, 07:38 AM

Tall_James wrote: I hate it when someone says "No worries" instead of "No problem".  What are we - in fucking Australia?  Are you Paul Hogan or something?Looks like someone isn't having a "g'day".

Earlshog

05-04-2006, 07:42 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" i was gonna say that....how about"i gotta pee so bad my tonsils are floating"  so I guess you can say he "stole your thunder"

Tall_James

05-04-2006, 07:45 AM

A.J. wrote: Tall_James wrote: I hate it when someone says "No worries" instead of "No problem".  What are we - in fucking Australia?  Are you Paul Hogan or something?Looks like someone isn't having a "g'day".<img height="204" src="http://www.ciadvertising.org/studies/student/97_fall/how_ad_works/chae/gifs/energizer2.jpg" width="305" border="0" />I'm ready to track this guy down and shoot him in the eye just on general principle.

Earlshog

05-04-2006, 07:48 AM

Did you know she was 15?

AngelAmy

05-04-2006, 08:49 AM

when indians say "actually", if youre in customer service you know what i mean and i hate when men refer to women as broads, i fucking hate that word

ChimneyFish

05-04-2006, 12:27 PM

AngelAmy wrote: and i hate when men refer to women as broads, i fucking hate that wordYou open yourself up to so much abuse.But, alas, I am far more a gentleman than I appear to be.

FezPaul

05-04-2006, 12:36 PM

Ain't no thing, but a wing on a string

Hottub

05-04-2006, 12:41 PM

Moms/Pops.How many do you have anyway, asshole?

ChimneyFish

05-04-2006, 12:50 PM

Hottub wrote: Moms/Pops.How many do you have anyway, asshole?What if their mother was the victim of a gang rape????Ever think about that????(the "Moms" one I, admittedly, don't get)

FezPaul

05-04-2006, 12:53 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: Hottub wrote: Moms/Pops.How many do you have anyway, asshole?What if their mother was the victim of a gang rape????Ever think about that????(the "Moms" one I, admittedly, don't get)http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/000006.jpg

ChimneyFish

05-04-2006, 12:58 PM

FezPaul wrote: ChimneyFish wrote: Hottub wrote: Moms/Pops.How many do you have anyway, asshole?What if their mother was the victim of a gang rape????Ever think about that????(the "Moms" one I, admittedly, don't get)<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/000006.jpg" border="0" /> Nice catch.

FUNKMAN

05-04-2006, 01:05 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: FezPaul wrote: ChimneyFish wrote: Hottub wrote: Moms/Pops.How many do you have anyway, asshole?What if their mother was the victim of a gang rape????Ever think about that????(the "Moms" one I, admittedly, don't get)<img src="http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/000006.jpg" border="0" /> Nice catch.It Takes A Village

torker

05-04-2006, 01:17 PM

ChimneyFish

05-04-2006, 01:29 PM

torker wrote: <img height="319" src="http://www.africanamericans.com/images2/MomsMabley.jpg" width="469" border="0" /> <img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/confused.jpg" border="0" />

Hottub

05-04-2006, 01:32 PM

Right click on the photo. Take that name and google it. You should have paid more attention in school.

Reephdweller

05-04-2006, 01:39 PM

There's a guy I work with who at the end of EVERY phone conversation has to say "Chow for now!" UGH. I fucking hate it!

Reephdweller

05-04-2006, 01:45 PM

This is more of a Wackbag complaint, but I hate the assholes who when they want to refer to O&A can't just say O&A they have to say "the Bbbbboys.." enough of the Brucie Mittman thing already!!!

ChimneyFish

05-04-2006, 01:46 PM

Hottub wrote: Right click on the photo. Take that name and google it. You should have paid more attention in school. I know the name and(generally speaking) who Moms Mabley was, I just don't know what she has to do with me  liking mashed potatoes.<img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/mp.jpg" border="0" />Besides, I didn't go to school, I was taught at home.It's not true, but it's a good excuse, ain't it????

mendyweiss

05-04-2006, 01:51 PM

Hi, this is Rocky Mozell from the Star Registry!

angelinad128

05-04-2006, 04:52 PM

During a conversation, the other person is describing a dialogue and they say..."So I says"   I HATE THAT!!!!!!!

Reephdweller

05-05-2006, 03:23 AM

There's also a woman who I work with who I DETEST, and one of the things she says to people when they mess up or make a mistake is "YOU TURKEY!".I want to take a pick axe to her when I hear it.

mendyweiss

05-05-2006, 03:58 AM

"Would you like to Biggie Size that ?No, I don't need 1/2 pound of potatoes for lunch !

curtoid

05-05-2006, 06:27 AM

I'm not a big fan of "You think?" said in that sarcastic way. Ugh! Reminds me of an old girlfriend who use to say it all the fucking time - at first (like all things annoying) it was kind of cute, and eventually it became the thing I hated most about her! Almost 7 years later I still cringe when someone says that to me.  mendyweiss wrote:  "Would you like to Biggie Size that ?No, I don't need 1/2 pound of potatoes for lunch !Ditto!

FezPaul

05-05-2006, 09:55 AM

mendyweiss wrote: "Would you like to Biggie Size that ?No, I don't need 1/2 pound of potatoes for lunch !Unless they're mashed potatoes!!!http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/mashed.jpg

fezident

05-05-2006, 03:49 PM

I friggin' hate it when people say:"Where all are you guys goin'?" or "Who all is gonna be there?" Misusing "all" really started to catch on about 5 years ago.  It was like, all of the sudden, I was on Mars. Everyone was saying stupid shit like that.  Maybe it's from a movie or somethin'.  I don't know.  All I DO know is; it's retarded.

WRESTLINGFAN

05-05-2006, 04:22 PM

I haaaaaaate when people say "not for nothing" also keepin it real is another one

more cowbells

05-05-2006, 06:07 PM

The word "WHY?" Any sentence that has "Jehovas witness" in it And the phrase "to be honest with you".

FezPaul

05-05-2006, 06:09 PM

more cowbells wrote: The word "WHY?" Any sentence that has "Jehovas witness" in it And the phrase "to be honest with you".To be honest with you, the Jehovah's Witnesses never ask why.

This message was edited by FezPaul on 5-5-06 @ 10:09 PM

tele7

05-05-2006, 06:21 PM

<img src="http://www.bloggingbaby.com/media/2006/01/blowout_haston3.jpg" border="0" />Anything this Jaggoff says..

FezPaul

05-05-2006, 06:25 PM

telecaster7 wrote: <img src="http://www.bloggingbaby.com/media/2006/01/blowout_haston3.jpg" border="0" />Anything this Jaggoff says.."My hair is really bangin' today."

tele7

05-05-2006, 06:38 PM

FezPaul wrote: telecaster7 wrote: <img src="http://www.bloggingbaby.com/media/2006/01/blowout_haston3.jpg" border="0" />Anything this Jaggoff says.."My hair is really bangin' today."Bangin hair, successful, he must think "outside of the box"

Don Stugots

05-05-2006, 07:36 PM

how about "it is what it is" or "i'll see yah when i see yah" or "not if i see you first"

no, you wont now go die.

tele7

05-05-2006, 07:41 PM

"I hate people with numbers in their screen names"

FezPaul

05-05-2006, 09:21 PM

telecaster7 wrote: "I hate people with numbers in their screen names" I hate people named after guitars

dereckfishboy

05-05-2006, 09:25 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: dereckfishboy wrote: peace and chicken grease People actually say that????I don't know what your avatar is, but is disturbing me.   My chick's son says that constantly. And the avatar is from the video for "Happiness in Slavery" by NIN

tele7

05-05-2006, 09:45 PM

FezPaul wrote: telecaster7 wrote: "I hate people with numbers in their screen names" I hate people named after guitars<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/7/7e/Lucille-Ball.JPG" border="0" />

PapaBear

05-05-2006, 10:04 PM

FezPaul wrote: telecaster7 wrote: "I hate people with numbers in their screen names" I hate people named after guitars<img src="http://images.art.com/images/-/Mel-Gibson---Braveheart--C10101922.jpeg" border="0" />"Ego sum hominis indomitus."

PapaBear

05-05-2006, 10:15 PM

Here's a phrase that doesn't really bother me much, but never ends well when I answer..."Have you ever been convicted of a Felony?"

dweezler

05-06-2006, 01:26 AM

Bumfuzzled

SatCam

05-06-2006, 09:02 AM

This is a test of the emergency alert system

Photoshop Mike

05-06-2006, 09:05 AM

"Lemmie call you right back" I FREAKIN HATE THAT!

dereckfishboy

05-06-2006, 09:16 AM

"Hey, who let you in here!"

JimBeam

05-06-2006, 09:56 AM

I wiork w/ this jackass that always says the most lame " business " terms :Net-NetAggregateFunctionalityAnd he'll use the same one several times in the same conversation.Kills me.

reeshy

05-06-2006, 02:16 PM

I hate it when the boss says " See me in my office at 1 O'clock....oh, yea...bring a union rep"!!!!!!!

JimBeam

05-07-2006, 08:54 AM

Another one that bugs me, and is more defined to the retards I work with, but I have a Manager that calls laptops " labtops ". Not only does she verbalize it but she fuckin' writes it in emails.She also has a habit of writting the company Arbys as " Abrys " in the subject of an email that gets sent out to all these senior Finance and Sales people.It kills me !!!!!!

WhistlePig

05-07-2006, 10:09 PM

No Homo

MobCounty

05-07-2006, 10:30 PM

"I got a rat head""I threw up a little in my mouth""Sho - nuff""Nuff said"" .... oh really""Mi casa Su casa""git er dun"anything posed as "You say____, I say___"

Don Stugots

05-09-2006, 03:28 PM

thanks to Funkman for reminding me "stealin someones thunder"

FezPaul

05-09-2006, 03:32 PM

towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

05-09-2006, 03:33 PM

FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....

FezPaul

05-09-2006, 03:34 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.

suggums

05-09-2006, 03:40 PM

<img width="340" height="60" border="0" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/dweezler/rfsig.jpg" />are you supposed to be sitting on rons cock?

Hottub

05-09-2006, 03:40 PM

FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.

FezPaul

05-09-2006, 03:40 PM

Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.If you so choose.

FUNKMAN

05-09-2006, 03:41 PM

suggums

05-09-2006, 03:43 PM

hey now only one rhyming thread allowed or my head asplode

FezPaul

05-09-2006, 03:43 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.it's starting to oozeIt will leave a bruise

FezPaul

05-09-2006, 03:43 PM

suggums wrote: hey now only one rhyming thread allowed or my head asplode Are you drunk?

Hottub

05-09-2006, 03:44 PM

FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.it's starting to oozeIt will leave a bruiseI blame it all on the Jews!

FezPaul

05-09-2006, 03:46 PM

Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.it's starting to oozeIt will leave a bruiseI blame it all on the Jews!Do you have any clues?

suggums

05-09-2006, 03:48 PM

news you can use for the jews? (p.s. you all suck)

FezPaul

05-09-2006, 03:59 PM

suggums wrote: news you can use for the jews? (p.s. you all suck) Just my luck.

Don Stugots

05-09-2006, 04:02 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">FezPaul wrote: suggums wrote: news you can use for the jews? (p.s. you all suck) Just my luck.<hr color="cococo" align="left">

dont be a fuck

torker

05-09-2006, 04:26 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: suggums wrote: news you can use for the jews? (p.s. you all suck) Just my luck. dont be a fuck What, did somebody step on a duck?

SinA

08-20-2006, 07:52 AM

i hate when someone tries to tell me their secret never-fail cure for things like hiccups, hangovers, heartburn, etc..like you're so fucking smart you've discovered a breakthrough that has eluded entire medical profession missed for hundreds of years, and it involves vinegar and a rubber band

FUNKMAN

08-20-2006, 08:29 AM

FezPaul wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2   <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.it's starting to oozeIt will leave a bruiseI blame it all on the Jews!Do you have any clues?a pair of shoes

docgoblin

08-20-2006, 08:39 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2 <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.it's starting to oozeIt will leave a bruiseI blame it all on the Jews!Do you have any clues?a pair of shoes  And here now the news

FUNKMAN

08-20-2006, 08:41 AM

docgoblin wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2 <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.it's starting to oozeIt will leave a bruiseI blame it all on the Jews!Do you have any clues?a pair of shoes  And here now the news they travel in twos

SatCam

08-20-2006, 08:42 AM

SinA wrote: i hate when someone tries to tell me their secret never-fail cure for things like hiccups, hangovers, heartburn, etc..like you're so fucking smart you've discovered a breakthrough that has eluded entire medical profession missed for hundreds of years, and it involves vinegar and a rubber band

vinegar and a rubber band? I think thats how Opie and Jimmy sexually harassed Fez

reeshy

08-20-2006, 08:45 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: docgoblin wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2 <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.it's starting to oozeIt will leave a bruiseI blame it all on the Jews!Do you have any clues?a pair of shoes  And here now the news they travel in twosI gots da blues!!

FUNKMAN

08-20-2006, 08:46 AM

reeshy wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: docgoblin wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2 <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.it's starting to oozeIt will leave a bruiseI blame it all on the Jews!Do you have any clues?a pair of shoes  And here now the news they travel in twosI gots da blues!!okay any participant in this pyramid has got to start paying dues...

ChimneyFish

08-20-2006, 01:38 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: reeshy wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: docgoblin wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2 <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.it's starting to oozeIt will leave a bruiseI blame it all on the Jews!Do you have any clues?a pair of shoes  And here now the news they travel in twosI gots da blues!!okay any participant in this pyramid has got to start paying dues...To anyone who's not a member of this board, this thread is bound to confuse.

FUNKMAN

08-20-2006, 01:59 PM

ChimneyFish wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: reeshy wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: docgoblin wrote:  FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: FezPaul wrote: towny wrote: you "stole my thunder" from page 2 <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" />hey, i was gonna post that....You snooze, you lose.lay off of the booze.it's starting to oozeIt will leave a bruiseI blame it all on the Jews!Do you have any clues?a pair of shoes  And here now the news they travel in twosI gots da blues!!okay any participant in this pyramid has got to start paying dues...To anyone who's not a member of this board, this thread is bound to confuse.then maybe they should not peruse...

Bulldogcakes

08-20-2006, 02:35 PM

"They always die in threes"Maybe the stupidest thing I ever heard. People (including famous people) are dying constantly. And if you start counting at one and stop counting when you reach a third person, you'll always come up with three. Almost as dumb as astrology.

TheArtOfTheFU

08-20-2006, 03:15 PM

These may allready be on here, but I don't give a shit, and if I did, would you really want it?The word blogThe name Johnston.....that "T" drives meThe phrase "mail thread"And lastly, the phrase "Mind if i search your car?"I could go on and on, Lots of words piss me the hell off.

JerryTaker

08-22-2006, 03:50 AM

I hate when people tell me that all I need is confidence....yeah, I'm a short fat ugly aging little peice of shit nothing..... that that will all change if I had a little confidence... screw you!

Justice4all

08-23-2006, 03:51 AM

The sad part that you do not understand Jerry....it WOULD change if you got confidence.  Think about it.

Gaia

08-26-2006, 11:53 PM

" Go it alone" I HATE that fucking phrase.

PapaBear

09-10-2006, 01:08 PM

When did "defense" become a verb? Is this proper English? Here's an example...Football Announcer: "He really needs to find a way to defense Terrel Owens".Shouldn't it be "defend against"?

This message was edited by PapaBear on 9-10-06 @ 5:09 PM

kellermcgee21

09-10-2006, 01:21 PM

i hate all the internet slang: lol, ROFL....but the worst is all the comments on youtube...."dude you totally got pwnd!!! ROFL OWNED"

This message was edited by kellermcgee21 on 9-10-06 @ 5:21 PM

JimmyDuvet

09-10-2006, 01:44 PM

When I used to work with the suit-and-tie crowd, I used to hate when I would hear "We'll touch base" man alive did that erk the shit out of me.

Bulldogcakes

09-10-2006, 02:58 PM

Here's a baseball one thats creeped up in recent years. Referring to the teams "offense" and "defense". Like we're watching football or something. Baseball has THREE parts. Hitting, Catching the ball and Pitching.

dereckfishboy

09-10-2006, 04:16 PM

Kaizan, Kanban, and every other Japanese word that American Corporations adopt and feed their employees. Because when you take a basic concept and refer to it in another language, you're fucking clever. GAWD I hate how these fucking suits talk.

romey79

09-11-2006, 02:18 AM

In reference to the corporate bullshit terms, my personal favorite..."You have to pick the low hanging fruit"

reeshy

09-11-2006, 02:18 AM

"Hey, I'm your friend....right?"

mdr55

09-11-2006, 04:18 AM

Everytime Bush uses the word "hard" when ever he says something.It's not easy being the president, it's hard work.I got hard choices and hard desicions to make.I understand the american people, it's a hard time right now, cuz it's hard.Look
Laura, it's hard tonight, she how hard it is. It's hard work. It's hard
being the president when your hard. C'mon now and step to it.

Don Stugots

09-11-2006, 05:42 AM

9/11

johnniewalker

09-16-2006, 10:38 AM

Surreal

overyoo

09-16-2006, 10:40 AM

east side dave..whenever ronnie says that. i cringe

johnniewalker

09-16-2006, 10:42 AM

The English who say "yeah" after every fucking thing they say.

Lumber

09-16-2006, 11:20 AM

"And what not"

overyoo

09-16-2006, 11:25 AM

johnniewalker wrote: The English who say "yeah" after every fucking thing they say. i agree johnnie, i also hate when people say "ya know" after everything

boeman

09-16-2006, 11:26 AM

google it.

Doctor Z

09-16-2006, 12:22 PM

Not sure if anyone's mentioned any of these yet, but I'm too lazy to check...

"and such"
"about yay high/yay big"
"believe you me"

This message was edited by Doctor_Z on 9-16-06 @ 4:23 PM

PapaBear

09-16-2006, 12:29 PM

Three finger salute.

Hottub

09-16-2006, 12:31 PM

JimmyDuvet wrote: When I used to work with the suit-and-tie crowd, I used to hate when I would hear "We'll touch base" man alive did that erk the shit out of me.                            ↑

overyoo

09-16-2006, 01:44 PM

i hate "holla"<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiMmcAxFrqQAwQijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12g05mbvn/EXP=1158529446/**http%3a//img23.photobucket.com/albums/v69/Linebacker/holla.jpg" border="0" />

SyndicateParish

03-21-2008, 04:41 PM

"closure"

"I need some me time.."

"Comfort food.."

Any version of "Why lie, I just wanna get high." on a homeless sign

Any cute sign on a tip jar..

Doctor Z

03-21-2008, 04:43 PM

Describing something as "yay high" or "yay big".

One Dead Fred

03-21-2008, 04:47 PM

When the folks back home ask: "How's New Yack treat'n ya?"

Bob Impact

03-21-2008, 05:12 PM

Two:

Circle back around, which means to revisit some topic at a later date
Blue sky, which basically means brainstorm anything possible.

underdog

03-21-2008, 05:19 PM

Any version of "Why lie, I just wanna get high." on a homeless sign

I've never seen anything like that before.

SyndicateParish

03-21-2008, 05:25 PM

I've never seen anything like that before.

Damn, on the west coast this the master of all homless sign cliche's.. oh, and it's big brother "Why lie, I just want a beer, GODBLESS".

Doctor Z

03-21-2008, 05:25 PM

The phrase "Bang a U'ey" as a totally badass way of saying "Make a U-turn."

cougarjake13

03-21-2008, 05:38 PM

The phrase "Bang a U'ey" as a totally badass way of saying "Make a U-turn."

yeh i hate that one

cougarjake13

03-21-2008, 05:39 PM

anyone that refers to making left and right turns as louie's and ricky's

eeroomnhoj

03-21-2008, 06:00 PM

"Think outside the box".

"guy"

"Whatnot"

and anything by Rachel Ray!!

Bellyfullasnot

03-21-2008, 06:11 PM

"Tips included, right?" and "I'll hook you up later" These two statements usually define how my evening will turn out.

lleeder

03-21-2008, 06:13 PM

"Hey don't touch my ass" "My eyes are up here"

jonyrotn

03-21-2008, 06:16 PM

Need a penny--leave a penny
synergy
walk off
Irish need not apply
Submit prospectous
racial profiling

led37zep

03-21-2008, 06:47 PM

Need a penny--leave a penny
synergy
walk off
Irish need not apply
Submit prospectous
racial profiling

Seems about right :ohmy:

Doctor Z

03-21-2008, 06:49 PM

"I'll SHOOT you an e-mail!"

Really? Will ya? How bout you just send it instead...

BlackSpider

03-21-2008, 07:22 PM

I hate: "shout out"
"give props"
"peeps"
"my bad"

BoondockSaint

03-21-2008, 07:24 PM

hater.

Devo37

03-21-2008, 08:06 PM

hater.

similarly, "hate on" as in "don't hate on me." one does not hate on something!

another, just a single word: "heighth" as in "width & heighth". there is no such word!

realmenhatelife

03-21-2008, 08:32 PM

saying 'literally' before an exaggerated phrase. 'this guy was literally 10 feet tall'

interjecting 'you could/can imagine' into a story. if you're saying that, you're definately telling me a story i dont want to hear, and i probably think is bullshit.

underdog

03-21-2008, 10:52 PM

poppin' off

DiabloSammich

03-22-2008, 04:04 AM

"It is what it is"

Is it?

cougarjake13

03-22-2008, 04:40 AM

you know what i'm saying

MobCounty

03-22-2008, 03:34 PM

When anyone verbalizes web speak.

"Powned"
"Woot"
"Lawl"

DiabloSammich

03-22-2008, 03:42 PM

When anyone verbalizes web speak.

"Powned"
"Woot"
"Lawl"

I heard some teenager the other day seriously saying to her friend "LOL" in the normal course of their conversation.

I wanted to scream at them "I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!" But I didn't.

Tall_James

03-22-2008, 03:45 PM

I can't stand...

"Honey? Could you...."

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

03-22-2008, 06:41 PM

I may have already added this; I scanned the thread before hand and I didn't see it.

conversate

As in, "I was conversating with him about the book."

The first time I heard it was at work (a publishing company) from a production assistant. I brushed it off considering the PA is, well, a Puerto Rican from the Bronx.

But then I heard other people say it. Quite regularly.

It's CONVERSE!

Jughead

03-22-2008, 06:48 PM

Ya no????No matter where you go there you are......:sad:

Jughead

03-22-2008, 06:49 PM

Ive changed the oil in him every 3000 miles......YUK!!!

Jughead

03-22-2008, 06:50 PM

Sorry Just one more.....Those are all Highway miles!!!!..No shit???compared to what ditch miles....Ok im done sorry.....:furious:

A.J.

03-23-2008, 07:57 AM

It's CONVERSE!

Or CON-verse?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/A_classic_Black_pair_of_Converse_All_Stars_resting _on_the_Black_&_White_Ed._Shoebox_(1998-2002).JPG/300px-A_classic_Black_pair_of_Converse_All_Stars_resting _on_the_Black_&_White_Ed._Shoebox_(1998-2002).JPG

kdubya

03-23-2008, 07:27 PM

David Cross does a great bit about how when people misuse literally, they literally use it the exact opposite way it is intended.

I hate when someone says something has " taken on a life of it's own."

Opie must say it 20 times a day it literally drives me crazy.

saying 'literally' before an exaggerated phrase. 'this guy was literally 10 feet tall'
interjecting 'you could/can imagine' into a story. if you're saying that, you're definately telling me a story i dont want to hear, and i probably think is bullshit.

PapaBear

03-23-2008, 07:32 PM

Sorry Just one more.....Those are all Highway miles!!!!..No shit???compared to what ditch miles....Ok im done sorry.....:furious:
I'd have to disagree about this one. When it comes to the condition of a used car, there's a HUGE difference between highway miles and city miles.