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Judge Smails

05-01-2006, 12:50 PM

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/05/01/puerto.rico.shutdown.ap/index.html" target="_self">The government of Puerto Rico ran out of money Monday</a>"All 1,600 public schools on the island were closed two weeks before the end of the academic year, and 43 government agencies were shut down after negotiations between lawmakers and Gov. Anibal Acevedo Vila failed." I know that this often happens in other states, but it's just funnier because it's Puerto Rico.  I smell a Comedy Pyramid.  What did they spend all of the money on?". . .  A chicken in every pot and diamond encrusted rims on every car."<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6766/1025/1600/DSC00828.0.jpe" border="0" />

kdubya

05-01-2006, 12:53 PM

That's crazy

FezPaul

05-01-2006, 01:03 PM

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FezPaul

05-01-2006, 01:05 PM

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Judge Smails

05-01-2006, 02:14 PM

<img height="212" src="http://images.forplaycatalog.com/product_thumbnails/iconK101T.jpg" width="121" border="0" />      <img height="209" src="http://www.frogstylebiscuit.com/images/content/05-oct/gold_teeth2.jpg" width="220" border="0" />Tube Tops and Gold Teeth

FezPaul

05-01-2006, 02:18 PM

The Harry T for Senate Campaign!

Judge Smails

05-01-2006, 02:28 PM

FezPaul

05-01-2006, 02:35 PM

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FUNKMAN

05-01-2006, 02:38 PM

Puerto Rico Goes Broke Holy Chit!

torker

05-01-2006, 02:54 PM

They really need to put a positive spin on this.  My advice: hire a good PR firm.

FUNKMAN

05-01-2006, 02:56 PM

This situation stinks, as a matter of fact it's rican...

Judge Smails

05-01-2006, 03:51 PM

Now Puerto Rico will have to move into an apartment with Guam, The Virgin Islands and American Somoa.

FezPaul

05-01-2006, 03:58 PM

judge_smails wrote: Now Puerto Rico will have to move into an apartment with Guam, The Virgin Islands and American Somoa.There goes the neighborhood!And now I'm giving myself this........http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/pants.jpg

legroommusic

05-01-2006, 03:58 PM

where are they going to get money for super soakers?

legroommusic

05-01-2006, 04:02 PM

judge_smails wrote: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/05/01/puerto.rico.shutdown.ap/index.html" target="_self">The government of Puerto Rico ran out of money Monday</a>"All 1,600 public schools on the island were closed two weeks before the end of the academic year, and 43 government agencies were shut down after negotiations between lawmakers and Gov. Anibal Acevedo Vila failed." I know that this often happens in other states, but it's just funnier because it's Puerto Rico.  I smell a Comedy Pyramid.  What did they spend all of the money on?<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6766/1025/1600/DSC00828.0.jpe" border="0" />here's the official george lopez response: But That's what happens when you're latino.followed by sheepy horn.

MadMatt

05-01-2006, 04:37 PM

torker wrote: They really need to put a positive spin on this.  My advice: hire a good PR firm. That is just EXCELLENT!  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />Loffed and loffed!

monsterone

05-01-2006, 08:26 PM

legroommusic wrote: where are they going to get money for super soakers?    atleast public molestation is still free.

Death Metal Moe

05-01-2006, 08:30 PM

I guess this means less Puerto Rican Flag CD's hanging form the rear view of their Nissans and Hondas.

FUNKMAN

05-01-2006, 08:42 PM

Puerto Rico Goes Broke they'll probably be trading in them switchblades for food now...

FezPaul

05-01-2006, 08:50 PM

Puerto Rico Goes Broke   Will anyone notice the difference?

Death Metal Moe

05-01-2006, 08:54 PM

I was gonna make a "West Side Story" joke with a picture of The Sharks, but all the pictures are so fucking gay looking it reminded me why I hate musicals and the theatre.

PapaBear

05-01-2006, 09:00 PM

If Puerto Rico shuts down, where will the chicas go?<img height="379" src="http://www.puertoricanwomen-puertoricangirls.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/mix.jpg" width="478" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

05-01-2006, 09:02 PM

PapaBear wrote: If Puerto Rico shuts down, where will the chicas go?They'll go wherever hoop earings, tight hair and attitudes are.

wonderwoman

05-01-2006, 09:35 PM

judge_smails wrote: <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/05/01/puerto.rico.shutdown.ap/index.html" target="_self">The government of Puerto Rico ran out of money Monday</a>"All 1,600 public schools on the island were closed two weeks before the end of the academic year, and 43 government agencies were shut down after negotiations between lawmakers and Gov. Anibal Acevedo Vila failed." I know that this often happens in other states, but it's just funnier because it's Puerto Rico.  I smell a Comedy Pyramid.  What did they spend all of the money on?". . .  A chicken in every pot and diamond encrusted rims on every car."<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6766/1025/1600/DSC00828.0.jpe" border="0" />I don't see how it's funnier because it's Puerto Rico, all states go through this. even the freakin district of columbia went through this shit and sucks for everyone involved especially the people that have to live there. So, no I don't find this comedy pyramid particularly funny.

HBox

05-01-2006, 09:59 PM

wonderwoman wrote: judge_smails wrote: <a target="_self" href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/05/01/puerto.rico.shutdown.ap/index.html">The government of Puerto Rico ran out of money Monday</a>"All 1,600 public schools on the island were closed two weeks before the end of the academic year, and 43 government agencies were shut down after negotiations between lawmakers and Gov. Anibal Acevedo Vila failed." I know that this often happens in other states, but it's just funnier because it's Puerto Rico. I smell a Comedy Pyramid. What did they spend all of the money on?". . . A chicken in every pot and diamond encrusted rims on every car."<img border="0" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6766/1025/1600/DSC00828.0.jpe" />I don't see how it's funnier because it's Puerto Rico, all states go through this. even the freakin district of columbia went through this shit and sucks for everyone involved especially the people that have to live there. So, no I don't find this comedy pyramid particularly funny.  <img width="250" height="170" border="0" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8c/Racheldratchdebbie.jpg/250px-Racheldratchdebbie.jpg" />

bobrobot

05-01-2006, 10:16 PM

PapaBear wrote: If Puerto Rico shuts down, where will the chicas go?  <img height="462" src="http://www.thesavvytraveller.com/agraphics/calendars/2006/pomegranate/chicago.jpg" width="500" border="0" />Get it??? CHICAsGO... HA HA HA!!!

This message was edited by bobogolem on 5-2-06 @ 10:27 AM

bobrobot

05-01-2006, 10:18 PM

Puerto Rico Goes Broke and what will they call it now?Poorto Rico?Broke O Rico?

SinA

05-02-2006, 02:35 AM

jennifer lopez's ass, which is reportedly insured for millions of dollars, might have an "accident"<img title="hot" height="525" alt="hot" src="http://staff.mix1075portland.com/images2/jlo%20butt.jpg" width="350" border="0" />

Earlshog

05-02-2006, 05:17 AM

Earlshog

05-02-2006, 05:18 AM

A.J.

05-02-2006, 05:50 AM

PapaBear wrote: If Puerto Rico shuts down, where will the chicas go? <img height="261" src="http://www.meridenbiz.com/images/meriden-ct-economic-development_img05.gif" width="322" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

05-02-2006, 06:07 AM

PapaBear wrote: If Puerto Rico shuts down, where will the chicas go?<img height="150" src="http://www.madmyk.com/gallery2/d/2287-2/147_Dover_NJ.jpg" width="150" border="0" />Otherwise known as "DoveRico."

AppleBoy

05-02-2006, 11:03 AM

Puerto Rico is........ livin' la vida broke-a .....<img src="http://www.prensa.com/Entretenimiento/Farandula/2005/11/11/imagenes/Ricky-Martin.jpg" border="0" />

Death Metal Moe

05-02-2006, 03:53 PM

<img height="338" src="http://mixmatters.com/featured_artist/cypress_hill/cypress_hill2.jpg" width="511" border="0" />"Who you tryin' to get crazy with Esse?Don't you know I'm Broke-O?"

FUNKMAN

05-02-2006, 04:49 PM

AppleBoy wrote: Puerto Rico is........ livin' la vida broke-a .....<img src="http://www.prensa.com/Entretenimiento/Farandula/2005/11/11/imagenes/Ricky-Martin.jpg" border="0" />NICE!

bobrobot

05-02-2006, 06:40 PM

I hear that things are so bad, they're rationing out cockroaches!!!<img height="202" src="http://www.de-pester.co.za/images/cockroach_major.jpg" width="312" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 5-2-06 @ 10:41 PM

FUNKMAN

05-02-2006, 06:50 PM

where i grew up it was all about the malta and the canepas... loved canepas but never cared for the malta

Death Metal Moe

05-02-2006, 07:26 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: where i grew up it was all about the malta and the canepas... loved canepas but never cared for the malta Maltas are good if you add some of that sweet evaporated milk from the can.

FUNKMAN

05-02-2006, 07:42 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: where i grew up it was all about the malta and the canepas... loved canepas but never cared for the malta Maltas are good if you add some of that sweet evaporated milk from the can.from the ingrediants it sounds like sweet beer...<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="870" align="center" border="0"><tr><td class="bgcolor2"> </td></tr><tr><td class="pagedescription">Malta Goya; A South American malt beverage. Non-Alcoholic - contains less than 0.5% by volume. [355 mL/12 fl.oz]</td></tr></table>INGREDIENTS: Brewed From Water And The Choicest Barley Malt, Corn Sugar, Corn And Hops.

Marc with a c

05-02-2006, 07:50 PM

Yo me pregunto lo que sucedera a esta exposicion. Espero que las cosas trabajen fuera y ellos obtienen una ranura buena de tiempo en noches. Yo no quiero entonces saliendo el voltaje alto pero si ellos hacen ire con ellos. Y la parada de moe que me sigue. Tambi‚n quise realmente el tiempo en Puerto Rico.

bobrobot

05-02-2006, 09:42 PM

evedder wrote: Yo me pregunto lo que sucedera a esta exposicion. Espero que las cosas trabajen fuera y ellos obtienen una ranura buena de tiempo en noches. Yo no quiero entonces saliendo el voltaje alto pero si ellos hacen ire con ellos. Y la parada de moe que me sigue. Tambi‚n quise realmente el tiempo en Puerto Rico. "I ask myself what sucedera this exhibition. I hope that the things work outside and they obtain a good groove of time in nights. I do not want then leaving the high voltage but if they do ire with them. And the shutdown of moe that follows to me. Also I wanted really the time in Puerto Rico."  Mechanical translators suck, unless you want to turn someone's non English statement into a slightly humorous and surreal poem!  

This message was edited by bobogolem on 5-3-06 @ 12:46 PM

Marc with a c

05-02-2006, 09:45 PM

no bobo, that's the actual translation.

Coach

05-03-2006, 12:51 AM

Sooo New Jersey, NYC, LA....basically where they are already.

PapaBear

05-03-2006, 01:24 AM

SinA wrote: jennifer lopez's ass, which is reportedly insured for millions of dollars, might have an "accident"<img title="hot" height="525" alt="hot" src="http://staff.mix1075portland.com/images2/jlo%20butt.jpg" width="350" border="0" />I have no tolerance for "post Jennifer Lopez ass reduction" photos. The day she had ass reduction surgery, was the day I lost interest in her.

Reephdweller

05-03-2006, 01:37 AM

I hear they got empaNADA!!<img height="200" src="http://www.caiman.de/pancho/el_palito/empanada.jpg" width="227" border="0" />

bobrobot

05-03-2006, 08:48 AM

evedder wrote: no bobo, that's the actual translation. In that case, I believe we have America's greatest living poet as a board member here!!!

Marc with a c

05-03-2006, 09:18 AM

bobogolem wrote: evedder wrote: no bobo, that's the actual translation. In that case, I believe we have America's greatest living poet as a board member here!!!i am the latter years east side.i am what he could've been.

FUNKMAN

05-03-2006, 09:20 AM

<img src="http://www.centerfortraditionalmedicine.org/photos/platanos.jpg" border="0" />Platanos - Good Stuff!!!   Had an old girlfriend make me some and then she plopped a fried egg on top e'm...

Duke

05-03-2006, 02:47 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: PapaBear wrote: If Puerto Rico shuts down, where will the chicas go?<img width="150" height="150" border="0" src="http://www.madmyk.com/gallery2/d/2287-2/147_Dover_NJ.jpg" />Otherwise known as "DoveRico."   ILMAO!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!! and sadly i have to live next to that town.....

torker

05-03-2006, 02:55 PM

Bankrupt?  <img height="192" src="http://bradley.chattablogs.com/puertorican%20flag.gif" width="216" border="0" />Si.

Death Metal Moe

05-03-2006, 03:39 PM

Duke wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: PapaBear wrote: If Puerto Rico shuts down, where will the chicas go?<img height="150" src="http://www.madmyk.com/gallery2/d/2287-2/147_Dover_NJ.jpg" width="150" border="0" />Otherwise known as "DoveRico."ILMAO!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!! and sadly i have to live next to that town..... Oooooooooooooooooo, Sorreeeey.

WRESTLINGFAN

05-03-2006, 03:57 PM

FUNKMAN

05-03-2006, 04:07 PM

PapaBear wrote: If Puerto Rico shuts down, where will the chicas go?<img height="379" src="http://www.puertoricanwomen-puertoricangirls.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/mix.jpg" width="478" border="0" />Mijami meng!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> Hopefully our fine fellow board members that are Peurto Rican aren't getting too pissed off...I'm Irish/Italian so let it fly...

wonderwoman

05-04-2006, 05:45 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: PapaBear wrote: If Puerto Rico shuts down, where will the chicas go?<img height="379" src="http://www.puertoricanwomen-puertoricangirls.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/mix.jpg" width="478" border="0" />Mijami meng!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> Hopefully our fine fellow board members that are Peurto Rican aren't getting too pissed off...I'm Irish/Italian so let it fly...I RESPECT PAPA BEAR'S OPNION AND NO OFFENSE TO HIM BUT I'M JUST NOT HAPPY WITH THIS THREAD.IN RESPONSE TO THIS QUOTE,  I AM KINDA PISSED ABOUT THIS THREAD AND ALL THE LAME AND STUPID ATTEMPTS AT A COMEDY PYRAMID. I DON'T FIND THIS TOPIC FUNNY AT ALL. EVEN THOUGH I NO LONGER LIVE IN THE ISLAND. I STILL HAVE FAMILY THERE SO I CARE WHAT HAPPENS THERE.  

This message was edited by wonderwoman on 5-4-06 @ 9:49 AM