View Full Version : Stunned: Iranian President Reaches Out
FMJeff
05-08-2006, 08:04 AM
<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/05/08/iran.letter/index.html">http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/05/08/iran.letter/index.html</a></p><p>Now that's surprising...a man who has taken the hardline since he took office has finally exercised the powers of diplomacy rather than rhetoric to communicate with the world. </p><p>Let's hope the letter is an olive branch and not an inflammatory waste of time. </p>
Maybe all that retro talk of nuking Iran made him reconsider his position.
Death Metal Moe
05-08-2006, 08:37 AM
<p>When he reaches out, tell him to grab</p><p>THIS!!!!!</p>
Dirtybird12
05-08-2006, 08:41 AM
i would not let the president touch that letter.
SatCam
05-08-2006, 10:56 AM
I'm just keeding!!!
http://www.modernpooch.com/archives/Triumph.jpg
landarch
05-08-2006, 11:02 AM
<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br />i would not let the president touch that letter. <p>Let him touch it all he wants, he'll have to have someone else read it to him.</p>
DarkHippie
05-08-2006, 11:07 AM
I think its all just political manuevering, trying to make themselves look like the ones willing to compromise, and making the West look like bullies
PapaBear
05-08-2006, 11:14 AM
<p><strong><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><font color="#000000">Iranian President Reaches Out</font> </font></strong></p><p>Careful... those guys wipe their butts with their hands.</p>
GwEnYpOo
05-08-2006, 01:03 PM
<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br />I think its all just political manuevering, trying to make themselves look like the ones willing to compromise, and making the West look like bullies <p>yeah well we dont really make it that hard for them</p>
FUNKMAN
05-08-2006, 01:11 PM
<p>just don't pull his finger... rumor has it he has gas</p><p>this kind of stuff changes day to day so i wouldn't hang Gvac's hat on it....</p>
SatCam
05-08-2006, 01:21 PM
Atleast he ain't reching in
http://www.offutt.af.mil/55thWing/55MDG/Medical/Clinics/fmr/images/colonoscopy.jpg
Yerdaddy
05-10-2006, 03:12 AM
an inflammatory waste of time
ShelleBink
05-10-2006, 07:04 AM
Reach out and touch<br />Somebody’s hand<br />Make this world a better place<br />If you can<br />Reach out and touch<br />Somebody’s hand<br />Make this world a better place<br />If you can<br /><br />(just try)<br />Take a little time out of your busy day<br />To give encouragement<br />To someone who’s lost the way<br />(just try)<br />Or would I be talking to a stone<br />If I asked you<br />To share a problem that’s not your own<br />We can change things if we start giving<br />Why don’t you<br /><br />Reach out and touch<br />Somebody’s hand<br />Make this world a better place<br />If you can<br />Reach out and touch<br />Somebody’s hand<br />Make this world a better place<br />If you can<br /><br />(just try)<br />If you see an old friend on the street<br />And he’s down<br />Remember his shoes could fit your feet<br />(just try)<br />Try a little kindness you’ll see<br />It’s something that comes very naturally<br />We can change things if we start giving<br /><br />Why don’t you<br />Reach out and touch<br />Why don’t you (why don’t you)<br />Reach out and touch somebody’s hand<br /><br />Reach out and touch<br />Somebody’s hand<br />Make this world a better place<br />If you can<br />Reach out and touch<br />Somebody’s hand<br />Make this world a better place<br />If you can
FUNKMAN
05-10-2006, 07:48 AM
<font face="Arial" color="#ffffff" size="2"><font color="#3300cc">Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,<br />I think you'll understand.<br />When I'll say that something<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand.<br /><br />Oh please, say to me<br />You'll let me be your man<br />And please, say to me<br />You'll let me hold your hand.<br />Now let me hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand.<br /><br />And when I touch you I feel happy inside.<br />It's such a feeling that my love<br />I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.<br /><br />Yeah, you've got that something,<br />I think you'll understand.<br />When I'll say that something<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand.<br /><br />And when I touch you I feel happy inside.<br />It's such a feeling that my love<br />I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.<br /><br />Yeh, you've got that something,<br />I think you'll understand.<br />When I'll feel that something<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand.</font><br /></font>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 5-10-06 @ 11:49 AM</span>
reeshy
05-10-2006, 11:35 AM
Did you really write that, Funky???....that's really catchy!!!!!!!!!!<br />
Freakshow
05-10-2006, 11:57 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><font face="Arial" color="#ffffff" size="2"><font color="#3300cc">Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,<br />I think you'll understand.<br />When I'll say that something<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand.<br /><br />Oh please, say to me<br />You'll let me be your man<br />And please, say to me<br />You'll let me hold your hand.<br />Now let me hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand.<br /><br />And when I touch you I feel happy inside.<br />It's such a feeling that my love<br />I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.<br /><br />Yeah, you've got that something,<br />I think you'll understand.<br />When I'll say that something<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand.<br /><br />And when I touch you I feel happy inside.<br />It's such a feeling that my love<br />I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.<br /><br />Yeh, you've got that something,<br />I think you'll understand.<br />When I'll feel that something<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand,<br />I want to hold your hand.</font><br /></font><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 5-10-06 @ 11:49 AM</span> <p>Sorry Mr. President of Iran. Our president only holds hands with Saudi royalty.</p><p><img height="268" src="http://www.lrjjr.com/holding_hands_with_evil.jpeg" width="380" border="0" /></p>
<p>And now he offers thoughtful statesmanship to resolve the current Middle East crisis: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060803/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_israel" target="_self">DESTROY ISRAEL</a>.</p>
Jujubees2
08-03-2006, 07:37 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And now he offers thoughtful statesmanship to resolve the current Middle East crisis: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060803/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_israel" target="_self">DESTROY ISRAEL</a>.</p><p><font size="2">Maybe Mel Gibson should move to Iran.</font></p>
Doctor Manhattan
08-03-2006, 08:43 AM
<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And now he offers thoughtful statesmanship to resolve the current Middle East crisis: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060803/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_israel" target="_self">DESTROY ISRAEL</a>.</p><p>Technically, that is one way to resolve the crisis. Another way is to destroy the Muslims. </p><p>Hopefully they have at least considered a third option.</p>
DJEvelEd
08-03-2006, 08:47 AM
<strong>PapaBear wrote:<br /></strong><p> </p><strong><font color="#ffffff" size="1"><font color="#000000">Iranian President Reaches Out</font> </font></strong><p> </p><p><strong>Careful... those guys wipe their butts with their hands.</strong></p><strong></strong><p>I don't use my hands. I use the three shell method myself...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 8-3-06 @ 12:57 PM</span>
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