Mom accused of helping bake Ex-Lax cookies

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><a href="http://morningsentinel.mainetoday.com/news/local/2715034.shtml" target="_self" title="Story">Story</a></p><p><span class="story">A North New Portland woman

accused of helping her daughter make

cookies laced with the laxative Ex-Lax

appeared before a judge Monday and pleaded

innocent to a single charge of misdemeanor

assault.<p>Julie E. Hunt, 43, wore blue prison

garb and handcuffs as she pleaded not guilty

before Judge Charles C. LaVerdiere in

Skowhegan District Court on Monday

morning.</p><p>Hunt was arrested Friday

afternoon after a police investigation into an

attempted prank at Carrabec Community

School that caused four children in seventh or

eighth grade to become ill.</p><p>Hunt is

accused of baking the cookies with three girls,

two aged 13 and one 14. The cookies were

never eaten by the target of the prank, a

teacher who had reportedly given one of the

girls a low grade.</p></span>&nbsp;</p><a href="http://morningsentinel.mainetoday.com/news/local/2715034.shtml" target="_self" title="Story"></a>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a title="Story" href="http://morningsentinel.mainetoday.com/news/local/2715034.shtml" target="_self">Story</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><span class="story">&nbsp;<strong>The cookies were</strong> <strong>never eaten</strong> by the target of the prank, a teacher who had reportedly given one of the girls a low grade.</span> &nbsp; <p>&nbsp;</p><a title="Story" href="http://morningsentinel.mainetoday.com/news/local/2715034.shtml" target="_self"></a><p><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">No shit.</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

what a bunch of squirts...

[torker]

They all need to loosen up a bit.

[FUNKMAN]

if they played baseball they'd be making alot of runs

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>She should have just put some epson salt in the batter. Would have never got caught, and its the active ingredient in ex lax. </p><p>A few months ago my feet were hurting and were bleeding from ingrown toenails so I soaked them in epson salt. About an hour later, I had the runs. The salt must have got into my bloodstream through my feet. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-9-06 @ 7:28 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>She should have just put some epson salt in the batter. Would have never got caught, and its the active ingredient in ex lax. </p><p>A few months ago my feet were hurting and were bleeding from ingrown toenails so I soaked them in epson salt. About an hour later, I had the runs. The salt must have got into my bloodstream through my feet. </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-9-06 @ 7:28 PM</span> <p><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">I thought you got the runs because your feet felt better.</font></p><p><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">Get it? runs, running, feet?</font></p><p><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">I suck.</font></p><p><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh</font></p><p><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>She should have just put some epson salt in the batter. Would have never got caught, and its the active ingredient in ex lax. </p><p>A few months ago my feet were hurting and were bleeding from ingrown toenails so I soaked them in epson salt. About an hour later, I had the runs. The salt must have got into my bloodstream through my feet. </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-9-06 @ 7:28 PM</span> <p>i had some epson salt when i was at the racetrack... i wound up with the trots</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>talk about reachin...</p>

[Stankfoot]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>A few months ago my feet were hurting and were bleeding from ingrown toenails so I soaked them in epson salt. About an hour later, I had the runs. The salt must have got into my bloodstream through my feet. </p>

<span class="post_edited"><br /></span><hr width="100%" size="2" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>....now I'm starvin'</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><br />&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

The cops found out about the prank after reading the girl's diary-hea.

The girls must've been mad about the upcoming large intestine.

It's not the best thing to pull on an anally retentive teacher.

The mom is really in deep shit.

The judge should tell her to cut the crap.

The teacher's husband got his hands on the dad... nearly rectum.

[FezPaul]

<font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="3">They should have know the cops would get to the <strong>bottom</strong> of it.</font>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>What did they do, pich a loaf of exlax into that batter?&nbsp; What a shitty cookie</p>

[torker]

Those weren't Toll House, those were EZ Pass.

[Bulldogcakes]

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1/2 c Honey<br />
2/3 c (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine, or lard<br />
1 Egg<br />
1 ts Vanilla or peppermint extract<br />
2 c Whole wheat flour<br />
1/3 c Cocoa powder<br />
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1/4 c Honey<br />
1/4 c Molasses<br />
2/3 Cup(1 and 1/3 stick) butter or margarine, or lard<br />
1 Egg<br />
2 And 1/3 cups whole wheat<br />
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Butterscotch chips<br />
Peanut butter chips<br />
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Corn<br />
Peanuts<br />
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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 5-9-06 @ 10:15 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>these people have really hit the <strong>skids...</strong></p>

[OGC]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="5">What a crappy thread.</font>

[Yerdaddy]

Here we call Ex-Lax &quot;food&quot;.

[barjockey]

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