"Paralyzed" woman gets up, runs from police

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><a href="http://reuters.myway.com/article/20060511/2006-05-11T222603Z_01_N112251_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-WHEELCHAIR-DC.html" target="_self" title="Story">Story</a></p><p></p><p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black">LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A wheelchair-bound Los Angeles
woman, who has repeatedly filed lawsuits over access for the
disabled, got up and ran after police arrested her for fraud,
authorities said on Thursday.</font></font></p>
<p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black">Laura Lee Medley, 35, had sued in at least four California
cities over injuries she claimed she sustained while trying to
navigate her wheelchair before she was suspected of fraud.</font></font></p>
<p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black">Medley, who claimed to be paralyzed from a drunk driving
accident, was tracked to Las Vegas where police there took her
into custody and then, when she complained of medical issues,
to a local hospital, Long Beach prosecutor Belinda Mayes said.</font></font></p>
<p>
<font face="Verdana,Sans-serif"><font size="2" color="black">&quot;She gets to the hospital and while she's waiting for an
examination, she gets up from the chair and runs,&quot; Mayes said.
&quot;Somebody remarked, 'That's where the great miracle occurred.&quot;'</font></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>That is the funniest story I've read in weeks. <br /></p><a href="http://reuters.myway.com/article/20060511/2006-05-11T222603Z_01_N112251_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-WHEELCHAIR-DC.html" target="_self" title="Story"></a>

[Don Stugots]

THANK YOU GOD & JESUS, GOD & BABY JESUS"

or

"You cant out run the long arm of law"

I think i am running out of gas. i am tired and I am losing my job in the morning. i got nothing left tonight. sorry if i am not too funny tonight, i stink.

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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 5-11-06 @ 9:08 PM</span>

[El Mudo]

'I've always been handicapped, I'm just now getting the recognition for it.''


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[Sheeplovr]

<p>what if she'd been Bearalyzed</p><p><img width="426" height="434" border="0" src="http://suchsome.somesuch.org/BearalizedPP.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>The it would have been A-PAW-ling.</p><p>Waaa waaa waaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>I really was expecting more out of you people. </p><p>As pyramids go, this is barely a set of Legos. &nbsp;</p>

[Sheeplovr]

<p><span class="postbody">As pyramids go, this is barely a set of Legos.</span></p><p>don't you mean BEARly</p><p><img width="432" height="324" border="0" src="http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/wrw/Sculpture/TeddyBear/01front.jpg" /><br />
&nbsp;</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="300" height="225" border="0" src="http://guardians.net/egypt/bent/images/bent98e.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Jewish slaves really do shoddy work. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Sheepy, you're keep this up and you gonna get bumped down to being my second favorite poster. <br /></p>

[DarkHippie]

<p>&quot;Give to Oedipus!&nbsp; Give to Oedipus!&quot;</p><p>&quot;Hey Oedipus, what's up muthafucka?&quot;</p>

[ADF]

Get her.. she's Keyser Soze!<br />

[FUNKMAN]

maybe somebody slipped her some ' ex-lax brownies ' and it gave her the runs...