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Judge Smails
05-11-2006, 09:35 PM
<p><a href="http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=2077" target="_self">Treat Your Mother Right</a></p><p>Just wondering what everyone has planned for Mother's Day.&nbsp; We're taking my mom to AC.&nbsp; Moms loves herself some all-you-can-eat buffets.&nbsp; Unfortunately for my wife, she hates Atlantic City and buffets so we plan on celebrating&nbsp;Mother's Day for her next week.</p>

PapaBear
05-11-2006, 09:42 PM
<p>Still not sure what I'm doing for my mom. She always has her own plans, so it's hard to plan ahead. I am giving my son 25 bucks to spend on his mother (mother's day and her b-day is on Wed).</p><p>Does that make me a good father, or a good ex husband? </p>

Don Stugots
05-12-2006, 02:23 AM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br><p>Still not sure what I'm doing for my mom. She always has her own plans, so it's hard to plan ahead. I am giving my son 25 bucks to spend on his mother (mother's day and her b-day is on Wed).</p><p>Does that make me a good father, or a good ex husband? </p><hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

both.

I am getting everyone of the moms in my life flowers. On saturday afternoon I am taking my mom, sister, and her mother in law to brunch. Then from there my chick and me are to AC to see norton. Sunday afternoon, we will go see my grandmother in the hospital and bring her lunch, Sunday night we will have dinner with her mom and grandmother.

Of course I will wish my dad (and the same to all board members that is applies to) Happy Mother Fuckers day. That old gag, but he laughs at it every year till he cant breathe.

zathrus
05-12-2006, 02:55 AM
with this being my 1st mother's day. i don't know what to do. i'll probably have
furie and james take me out for brunch. other than that no ideas. any
suggestions?

jeffdwright2001
05-12-2006, 03:07 AM
<p>Harry and David for my mom:</p><p><img height="237" src="http://www.harryanddavid.com/images/item/3009f.jpg" width="237" border="0" /></p><p>For my wife I got a smaller version and am planning on buying a second necklace charm with Noah's birthstone (the charm will match the one for his brother).</p><p>With Noah 7 weeks old, we'll be doing well to make it out for lunch somewhere, but we'll probably do it on a weekday so that we aren't spending all our time in line waiting for a table.</p>

A.J.
05-12-2006, 04:30 AM
She'll get nothing and like it.

Don Stugots
05-12-2006, 04:44 AM
<strong>zathrus</strong> wrote:<br />with this being my 1st mother's day. i don't know what to do. i'll probably have furie and james take me out for brunch. other than that no ideas. any suggestions? <p>Congards to you on this being your first mothers day.&nbsp; Many more. </p>

Jennitalia
05-12-2006, 05:19 AM
<p>saturday we're going out to dinner with my guy's mom and sunday we're going to dinner with my mom.&nbsp; </p>

UnknownPD
05-12-2006, 05:47 AM
<p><font size="2">Anybody beside me find mother's day a little annoying. Can we stop with all the soupy, I love you so much mom...yuch. </font></p>

feralBoy
05-12-2006, 05:48 AM
I'm cooking dinner for my mom and sister.&nbsp; I also bought my mom, the Long Island, NY, and NJ Zagats books.&nbsp; I like to have themed gifts.&nbsp;

Don Stugots
05-12-2006, 05:54 AM
<strong>UnknownPD</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Anybody beside me find mother's day a little annoying. Can we stop with all the soupy, I love you so much mom...yuch. </font></p><p>its just a reminder to show your mom some love in case you are like me and you are very busy with life and dont get the time to speak to my mom much.&nbsp; it is sappy but oh well.</p>

Death Metal Moe
05-12-2006, 05:58 AM
<p>My mother gets what she wants:</p><p>Money in a card, and I picked her up something small from Bath and Body Works as well.</p>

Judge Smails
05-12-2006, 06:03 AM
<strong>UnknownPD</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">Anybody beside me find mother's day a little annoying. Can we stop with all the <strong>soupy</strong>, I love you so much mom...yuch. </font></p><p>Now I'm starvin'.</p><p><img src="http://jelly.com/images/TomatoBasilSoupFrontPg.jpg" border="0" /></p>

badorties
05-12-2006, 06:28 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p>dinner at her favorite restaurant (with my sister &amp; i on her best behavior), a new radio for the kitchen and a day of labor and chores ...</p>

Don Stugots
05-12-2006, 06:29 AM
<strong>badorties</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>dinner at her favorite restaurant (with my sister &amp; i on her best behavior), a new radio for the kitchen and a day of labor and chores ...</p><p>that is the one big thing that I hate about any sort of holiday, acting on my best behavior.&nbsp; do you have any idea how hard it is to sit around and not saying anything inapporiate?&nbsp; </p>

angrymissy
05-12-2006, 07:07 AM
<p>My good friend and I are doing our yearly &quot;our moms are dead, fuck mothers day&quot; shopping spree/fattening lunch.&nbsp; I hate mothers day.</p><p>PS - anyone else who hates mothers day is welcome to join us.</p>

curtoid
05-12-2006, 07:27 AM
Mama is half a country away - sent a card a a VHS tape of last week's Sopranos, which she'll dig more than flowers (which I should send too).

FezPaul
05-12-2006, 03:49 PM
<strong>curtoid</strong> wrote:<br />Mama is half a country away - sent a card a a VHS tape of last week's Sopranos, which she'll dig more than flowers (which I should send too). <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">My mom is also on the other side of the country.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">But she, and my dad will be in AZ next week.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">I'm taking some vacation time, so I can spend time with them.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Since she hasn't seen me since September, I'm sure that will make her mother's day.</font></strong></p>

Marc with a c
05-12-2006, 03:57 PM
<p>my mom spends every mothers day alone&nbsp;with our handyman. </p><p>she seems to like it.</p>

Don Stugots
05-12-2006, 05:48 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>curtoid</strong> wrote:<br>Mama is half a country away - sent a card a a VHS tape of last week's Sopranos, which she'll dig more than flowers (which I should send too).<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

VHS tape? your mom cant work a DVD player either? i thought it was just my mom.

narc
05-12-2006, 08:34 PM
I'm letting this guy treat my mother right. <br>
<img src="http://dev.jessewarden.com/images/burgerking_200.jpg" <br>
He seems to know how to. That's all she gets from me.

Bulldogcakes
05-13-2006, 03:41 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>zathrus</strong> wrote:<br />with this being my 1st mother's day. i don't know what to do. i'll probably have
furie and james take me out for brunch. other than that no ideas. any
suggestions?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy 1st Mother's day!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Mom will get the usual flowers, the ones she likes. Spend the day there w/my bro and his family. Be good to your Moms everybody, you'll miss them when they're gone. <br /></p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

ShelleBink
05-13-2006, 10:10 AM
<p>I cheered her up by making fun of her &quot;What you need to know about radiation&quot; DVD ((she starts radiation therapy this week... not sure why coz I thought they got all of it)).&nbsp; One of the bullet points was &quot;Radiation Therapy will not make you radioactive&quot; ... I laughed for a good 10 minutes on that one.</p><p>My sis and I are on are way to get her a gift, probably a grill ((coz we haven't had one for over a year now))... and I&quot;m sure we'll be using it more than her ;o)&nbsp;</p>

Tenbatsuzen
05-14-2006, 10:41 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I cheered her up by making fun of her &quot;What you need to know about radiation&quot; DVD ((she starts radiation therapy this week... not sure why coz I thought they got all of it)). One of the bullet points was &quot;Radiation Therapy will not make you radioactive&quot; ... I laughed for a good 10 minutes on that one.</p><p>My sis and I are on are way to get her a gift, probably a grill ((coz we haven't had one for over a year now))... and I&quot;m sure we'll be using it more than her ;o) </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You should get her a Fantastic Four T-shirt... because, you know, radiation gives you super powers.&nbsp;</p>

Death Metal Moe
05-14-2006, 10:48 AM
I gave my mother a small gift and a card with cash, but she was most excited about the dopey little $20 Tracfone I bought and activated for her.&nbsp; Go figure.&nbsp;

Davios
05-14-2006, 11:48 AM
<strong>ShelleBink</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;((she starts radiation therapy this week... not sure why coz I thought they got all of it)).&nbsp; </p><p>It was the same deal with my grandmother. While they feel as though the tumor may have been benign or there isn't anything of danger, they prefer you go through radiation just to be 100% sure that they take care of anything which may be left behind. My grandmother went through it and it was pretty rough at first, but thankfully her treatment ended last summer and she has been healthy since.</p>

zildjian361
05-14-2006, 12:00 PM
<p>&nbsp;Mother is up in Heaven , but she's tattoed on my arm twice MOM will always be #1 my daughter Melinda #2 and so on. dont take them for granted.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" /></p>

spoon
05-14-2006, 12:59 PM
Don't worry, I'll treat all your mothers right!

FUNKMAN
05-14-2006, 01:56 PM
<div>Get your party gown<br />Get your pigtail down<br />Get your heart beatin' baby<br />Got my timin' right<br />Got my act all tight<br />It's gotta be tonight my little<br />Schoolbabe</div><div><br />Your momma says you don't<br />And your Daddy says you won't<br />And I'm boilin' up inside<br />Ain't no way I'm gonna lose out this time</div><div><br />Tie your Mother down<br />Tie your Mother down<br />Lock your Daddy out of doors<br />I don't need him nosing around<br />Tie your Mother down<br />Tie your Mother down<br />Give me all your love tonight</div><div><br />You're such a dirty louse<br />Go get outta my house<br />That's all I ever get from your<br />Family ties, in fact I don't think I ever heard<br />A single little civil word<br />from those guys<br />But you know I don't give a light<br />I'm gonna make out all right<br />I've got a sweetheart hand<br />To put a stop to all that<br />Grousin' an' snipin'</div><div><br />Tie your Mother down<br />Tie your Mother down<br />Take your little brother swimmin'<br />With a brick (that's all right)<br />Tie your Mother down,<br />Tie your Mother down<br />Or you ain't no friend of mine</div><div><br />Your momma and your Daddy gonna<br />Plague me til I die<br />Why can't they understand I'm just a<br />Peace lovin' guy<br />Tie your Mother down<br />Tie your Mother down. . .etc etc. . .</div>

mdr55
05-14-2006, 02:10 PM
<p>Your momma is so swell......</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>cuz she had you.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Happy Mother's Day!<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" />&nbsp;</p>